paintbrushpukeQuotes
# Quote Editor Edited
1 "I do illegal drugs!" richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:44:51Z
2 "I want it so bad." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:45:37Z
3 "I'm sorry I like cock." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:45:52Z
4 "Did you just smack that off my ass?" richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:46:05Z
5 "When do I get to suck his dick?" richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:46:52Z
6 "I think at that point I get to murder Drak, and I'm not even going to jerk him off first, he doesn't deserve that." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:46:33Z
7 "Poop is great." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:47:09Z
8 "I'm scared to put this in my mouth." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:47:22Z
9 "I am a cock, but that's a given." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:47:52Z
10 "I wish I could shoot myself in the foot." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:48:40Z
11 "Paint won't get off my ass." - Coestar richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:49:11Z
12 "I got the gay." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:52:18Z
13 "Clearly Paint is the better Overwatch player." - Kruisaiyder, just before Paint loses. richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:52:50Z
14 "I suck actual dick at black forest." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:53:27Z
15 "I need to tickle your butt." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:53:53Z
16 "You also don't make the shots you don't make." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:54:12Z
17 "Watching a man fist you to death is a great thing." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:54:33Z
18 "My cooter is called paintbrushpuke." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:55:24Z
19 "Wow, no one likes my wiener." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:56:55Z
20 "It was never a race, it was just how hard can we fuck paint." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:57:16Z
21 "Fortain's pussy. It's so fat!" ryuski 2018-03-18T06:42:07Z
22 "Today I just felt like a raisin." ryuski 2018-03-31T23:58:30Z
23 "I suck dick for a living." emerlyn 2018-04-22T03:00:17Z
24 "Take my nut, don't waste it." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:58:23Z
25 "I mean what's more dangerous: forgetting or blatantly ignoring it?" richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:58:59Z
26 "Don't nut into pink." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:59:15Z
27 "I call one person daddy and he ain't family." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:59:32Z
28 "If I'm going to suck, I'm going to suck by myself, y'know?" richy_s_ 2018-11-20T02:18:46Z
29 "I still don't think Beer should be a mod." - Kingster richy_s_ 2020-03-09T06:59:57Z
30 "I love the mush mush." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:00:40Z
31 "Gotta send him my thing." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:00:58Z
32 "Oh my god my butt." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:01:09Z
33 "I have three cans of bags." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:01:30Z
34 "What does A stand for?" richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:01:51Z
35 "I feel like I'm real annoying to sleep with." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:02:07Z
36 "You can't betray someone that is not even present." - Paint while betraying yolo kingster18 2019-10-03T00:11:08Z
37 "Oh hell yeah, let's be cum." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:02:47Z
38 "Now I have some time to go look at my meat." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:03:13Z
39 "Oh my god I just fucked that chicken." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:03:33Z
40 "I wanna try to combat the dumb." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:03:48Z
41 "We just fucking won, that's what happened." kingster18 2019-11-02T03:02:41Z
42 "Oh my god, that fish has a gun!" richy_s_ 2019-11-06T06:58:05Z
43 "I clocked in and I didn't stop fucking." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:04:31Z
44 "It's like the underground railroad, but wetter." - Kingster richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:04:47Z
45 "I just keep looking over and seeing lack of ligament." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:05:14Z
46 "If you are going to pp you gotta try and blow all of it in the head." - ConeDodger240 richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:05:58Z
47 "God, you were inside of me!" richy_s_ 2019-12-26T04:24:29Z
48 "Listen. It's called... what is it called?" richy_s_ 2020-01-01T08:34:30Z
49 "There was a man in my mouth shooting me." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:06:26Z
50 "Kingster kept fucking somehow killing me, like, even though there was a man in my mouth shooting me, I don't know." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:06:56Z
51 "5:25 VIP Twitch Prime ruddyrue: kingster just copy pastes quotes" - ruddyrue beerisyum 2020-01-02T10:25:42Z
52 "Fuck you all, pussy pops." - Armo richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:07:27Z
53 🎡 "Keep on fishing." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:08:00Z
54 "Is that pants wearing pants?" richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:08:19Z
55 "Are crickets a better bug than spiders?" - Armo paintbrushpuke 2020-01-26T08:14:18Z
56 "The Wall Street in Washington." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:08:38Z
57 "Kingster was going hard at me last night." - Armo richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:09:02Z
58 "I was clenched ready for it Armo." - Santoast richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:09:28Z
59 "Fuck that giggling baby." richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:09:46Z
60 "lol, it has been a long time since the last nut." - Armo richy_s_ 2020-03-09T07:10:17Z
61 "Is a handy the middle-ground between fingering and fisting?" kingster18 2020-03-17T03:08:35Z
62 "Shit on me!" richy_s_ 2020-03-21T07:07:32Z
63 "Who doesn't like a little snackie snackie during the wackie wackie" - unlifeoftheparty paintbrushpuke 2020-03-28T03:36:24Z
64 "Super open, super wet" - Jcav paintbrushpuke 2020-04-11T04:16:31Z
65 "You guys ruined the dick!" richy_s_ 2020-04-12T03:37:08Z
66 "It's like precum, but it's fire" - kingster18 paintbrushpuke 2020-04-15T03:42:53Z
67 "I'm here to farm and I'm here to fuck." paintbrushpuke 2020-04-16T04:24:08Z
68 "I saw the little thingy!" richy_s_ 2020-05-21T05:33:24Z
69 "I was about to marry that guy and start a family. I didnt want him to die at all!" paintbrushpuke 2020-05-07T06:29:34Z
70 "I could never be a lesbian because I'm too diligent." richy_s_ 2020-05-21T05:33:14Z
71 "Or just use your fingers like a savage." - Panda_Powa richy_s_ 2020-05-21T05:33:39Z
72 "I'm never seeking beer for legal aid ever" jcav 2020-06-07T00:27:26Z
73 "He has little spermies in his eyes" jcav 2020-06-07T00:27:39Z
74 "Holy shit my sack is so big!" jcav 2020-07-01T01:39:33Z
75 "Kingster hasn't nutted in a long time." jcav 2020-07-04T05:41:16Z
76 "Oh no, my shaft disappeared! It's just balls." - Cone jcav 2020-07-04T05:44:15Z
77 "Does he have a different expression when hes exploding?" jcav 2020-07-06T21:58:09Z
78 "Why does chill need to mean a bunch of horn?" jcav 2020-07-14T02:35:22Z
79 "If you guys want me to see if I can shit myself, I'll do it. Let's go." yolopanther 2020-07-24T06:26:05Z
80 "Fuckin' wiggly face..." jcav 2020-07-26T03:24:18Z
81 "Become fucked" - Cone jcav 2020-08-01T04:16:48Z
82 "Armo would make a great mommy." - Panda jcav 2020-08-07T04:56:35Z
83 "Nothing turns me on more than a nasaly 'I come for you'" jcav 2020-08-08T04:15:55Z
84 "I came to your face!" - Armo jcav 2020-08-11T04:51:21Z
85 "I get real sexy when I'm hurt tho." jcav 2020-08-22T01:58:44Z
86 "Dear Diary, today I got creamed." jcav 2020-09-06T03:52:40Z
87 "Don't come on me!" jcav 2020-10-09T05:43:25Z
88 "I kinda like assholes" - Paint jcav 2020-10-22T03:00:24Z
89 "If your tightens persists for more than 4 hours, consult a doctor" - Kaeli042 jcav 2020-10-27T12:27:44Z
90 "Damn, I am pro LMG" jcav 2020-11-08T21:27:55Z
91 "Is this a vagina?" jcav 2020-11-08T22:26:58Z
92 "Come on I can only Cream so many times! How many times do I gotta Cream?! jcav 2020-11-10T03:38:38Z
93 "I'll suck the juice outta you." jcav 2020-11-10T05:31:01Z
94 "I'll set your crotch on fire" kingster18 2020-11-22T04:30:39Z
95 "What does this world has come to?" - Armo jcav 2020-12-20T03:12:18Z
96 "I was thinking something with poop." - Armo jcav 2020-12-21T04:34:07Z
97 "Snoopy, he's the one with the blanket right?" -Armo conedodger240 2020-12-20T03:26:21Z
98 "I'm the best at sucking" - Armo paintbrushpuke 2020-12-26T04:44:16Z
99 "I'm just poking Paint." - powers2440 jcav 2021-02-20T02:08:00Z
100 "Some orgy ASMR before you go to sleep" kingster18 2021-02-20T02:56:56Z
101 "As long as the hammies are okay you get mounted all night" - Armo added as quote #101. jcav 2021-02-20T03:37:40Z
102 "You can't quote me" - Armo kingster18 2021-02-20T03:40:08Z
103 "I definitely shat while I was there but I didn't have to like SHIT, you know?" jcav 2021-03-03T01:27:57Z
104 "Touch the slut." - LilacJediBride jcav 2021-03-14T05:51:55Z
105 "I feel like I have good ass speed" - Cone conedodger240 2021-03-14T05:53:15Z
106 "I agree with pee!" - Armo jcav 2021-03-14T06:40:58Z
107 "One of the great all-time clits" - Armo jcav 2021-03-16T16:48:07Z
108 "I guess we know which paint dan" -Jcav conedodger240 2021-04-15T02:58:49Z
109 "Candle don't mean dick" kingster18 2021-04-16T01:34:05Z
110 "I always knew you were a fuckboi" - Cone jcav 2021-05-15T04:45:37Z
111 "Clapping not fapping" - Cone jcav 2021-05-20T02:38:40Z
112 "Ooh, Daddy is a widow now." paintbrushpuke 2021-05-21T04:28:24Z
113 "Daddy's experimenting." jcav 2021-05-21T04:28:59Z
114 "qupte it" - ArmoAram jcav 2021-06-13T04:12:32Z
115 "Fuck my flashlight into pieces" kingster18 2021-06-23T03:01:45Z
116 "Is that a reindeer shitting on the wall?" -Lilac kingster18 2021-06-23T03:43:34Z
117 "Take me, hotdog" conedodger240 2021-06-26T04:06:47Z
118 "Photographs are silly, and they're pictures of your willy." jcav 2021-07-16T00:51:37Z
119 "I am not the person to ask that question too. I know nothing about them other then they are large cats and have really big bean toes." - Andman jcav 2021-07-27T03:00:39Z
120 "Oh you can die after death? That's not fair!" - Armo jcav 2021-09-03T13:30:38Z
121 "I like 'em slendy" jcav 2021-09-15T03:19:37Z
122 "meow I'm so horny why am I locked up in this room." - Cone jcav 2021-09-15T04:59:11Z
123 "Cone are our children fucking?" jcav 2021-10-05T00:56:14Z
124 "Ok Jcav, what are your thoughts on threesome?" jcav 2021-12-10T02:48:12Z
125 "Why do I think it has a boner?" kingster18 2021-12-10T03:51:02Z
126 "How is pussy not edible?!" -ArmoAram jcav 2021-12-10T04:41:28Z
127 "what's the obvious pussy?" - Armo, every year all years kingster18 2021-12-10T04:47:50Z
128 "Paint you're not even medically cleared for woohoo." - Lilac jcav 2021-12-13T01:53:55Z
129 "If Will Smith couldn't save us, nobody can" - Paint panda_powa 2021-12-17T05:32:55Z
130 "Do we feel comfortable starting with strippers?" - Powers jcav 2021-12-22T03:35:12Z
131 "I assume they have tongues." - Armo jcav 2021-12-22T05:48:13Z
132 "You don't need any incognito for lemon party." -Cone jcav 2022-01-01T03:41:08Z
133 "There was nobody to suck!" - Cone panda_powa 2022-01-08T04:26:07Z
134 "The fire was IN the hole." - Cone jcav 2022-01-08T04:30:40Z
135 "Is that a Valentine's thing that shoots love?" - Armo panda_powa 2022-01-08T04:40:50Z
136 "There's nothing worse than a rough piss" - Paint panda_powa 2022-01-08T05:09:36Z
137 "Okay Google, why does my cat have a demon butthole?" - Cone jcav 2022-01-15T01:20:32Z
138 "Do you put it on the desk and mash it dude?" - Armo panda_powa 2022-01-16T03:37:51Z
139 "I'm not a soft bully, I'm a hard-as-fuck bully." jcav 2022-01-21T12:51:25Z
140 "Just needed one more blow" - Cone panda_powa 2022-01-19T05:16:46Z
141 "Whoops, put on too much vaseline today." jcav 2022-01-21T12:51:30Z
142 "If that kitty ain't wet yet, I don't know what." jcav 2022-01-21T04:08:23Z
143 "You're close... but prepare for something harder than what you just did." - Blade jcav 2022-01-21T12:51:19Z
144 "I'll piss all over *that* cheese." - Cone panda_powa 2022-01-29T04:52:21Z
145 "Take a screenshot guys, cause this is the beginning of the Fuckening." jcav 2022-01-30T03:26:55Z
146 "Jcav, you slept the waking boi!" panda_powa 2022-02-02T04:21:36Z
147 "I'm naturally jittery!" - Cone panda_powa 2022-02-06T02:59:02Z
148 "Alright, Kaeli wants me to poop." jcav 2022-02-08T04:01:12Z
149 "We're gonna pimp your ride and make it all whales!" - Armo panda_powa 2022-02-09T03:59:58Z
150 "I think I'm just light blind." - Armo paintbrushpuke 2022-02-09T04:40:59Z
151 "Nintendo got very horny for garages." jcav 2022-02-15T02:31:06Z
152 "Why the universe?" - Armo panda_powa 2022-02-19T05:46:47Z
153 "I never rode an ass" - ArmoAram kingster18 2022-02-19T06:05:21Z
154 "I was just staring at them balls." - ArmoAram kingster18 2022-02-19T06:30:22Z
155 "Noo, I'm not in a position!" panda_powa 2022-02-19T06:39:16Z
156 "Like a human Hello Kitty centipedies." - Andman panda_powa 2022-02-19T07:17:28Z
157 "I just got the worst rimjob" - Powers2440 paintbrushpuke 2022-02-19T07:23:37Z
158 "Do you know how to say 'My asshole itches?'" panda_powa 2022-02-23T04:42:20Z
159 "Who keeps waking up my bishes!?" panda_powa 2022-02-23T05:13:15Z
160 "My hands are not standard hands." panda_powa 2022-02-24T04:52:43Z
161 "Fuck me up with onion bb."- Paint panda_powa 2022-02-25T04:13:57Z
162 "I'm confused." - Everyone panda_powa 2022-02-25T04:22:14Z
163 "It will be zero to nip slip in no time" - Cone panda_powa 2022-02-26T02:39:27Z
164 "I'll cry but I will *end* you." panda_powa 2022-02-26T03:56:56Z
165 "He wouldn't touch cum and precum" - ArmoAram paintbrushpuke 2022-02-26T03:59:22Z
166 "Is paint horny?" - Cone jcav 2022-02-27T03:55:43Z
167 "You were a very aggressive horse." - Cone panda_powa 2022-03-09T02:41:56Z
168 "I wish I could pee on myself" -Cone kingster18 2022-03-15T04:00:30Z
169 "I will cut you; I will not fuck you." - Cone panda_powa 2022-03-16T03:03:53Z
170 "I can't get it to clap unless I'm talking." - Kaeli panda_powa 2022-03-16T04:16:51Z
171 "I'm like up his booty hole!" added as quote #171. jcav 2022-03-18T02:18:22Z
172 "I wasn't expecting the length." jcav 2022-03-19T02:18:42Z
173 "How do you do the jumping thing?" - Armo panda_powa 2022-03-23T03:32:19Z
174 "I need a visual indicator that my balls are ready." - Armo kaeli042 2022-03-27T03:07:52Z
175 "You want more MEAT?" - Cone jcav 2022-03-29T02:12:55Z
176 "Are you being toxic right now?" - Cone panda_powa 2022-03-30T03:26:48Z
177 "Yea beard burn in your crack is not the tea." - Lilac jcav 2022-03-30T04:23:08Z
178 "Oh right... portals." - Cone jcav 2022-03-31T17:10:58Z
179 "Plants are for bitches." panda_powa 2022-04-05T03:26:38Z
180 "i like tiddy" - Andman kaeli042 2022-04-05T03:57:03Z
181 "Luigi's got some big blows!" - Cone kaeli042 2022-04-14T03:21:42Z
182 "Nothing bad ever happens in Life, right?" kingster18 2022-04-15T03:18:25Z
183 "I keep paying my taxes, which is a mistake." kaeli042 2022-04-15T03:56:22Z
184 "I feel like I'm evil even when I'm not, because of my eyebrows" - powers2440 paintbrushpuke 2022-04-17T05:05:22Z
185 "I didn't get to explode." panda_powa 2022-04-20T04:25:33Z
186 "It has an owner! She lives on this empty lot that I bulldozed." panda_powa 2022-04-22T00:21:34Z
187 "Haha, I sucked her thing! Get fucked bitch!" kaeli042 2022-04-23T01:55:23Z
188 "Damage me papi!" jcav 2022-04-23T02:36:55Z
189 "Everything is suckable!" panda_powa 2022-04-27T03:25:58Z
190 "I could *not* be pregnant." - BladeScavenger panda_powa 2022-04-27T04:16:50Z
191 "Hey hey hey! You murder your husband please!" - AmmoAram panda_powa 2022-04-30T03:46:35Z
192 "Every murder I've done is karma." - AmmoAram panda_powa 2022-04-30T03:56:08Z
193 "If I die, I'm never killing again." - AmmoAram panda_powa 2022-04-30T04:00:05Z
194 "I can't get scared if I'm really fast." panda_powa 2022-05-03T05:03:29Z
195 "You don't know how huge I am." - Jcav paintbrushpuke 2022-05-04T01:55:08Z
196 "I'm white-passing." panda_powa 2022-05-04T03:30:32Z
197 "Can you imagine just being able to lick the walls?" panda_powa 2022-05-06T03:50:11Z
198 "I'm perfectly capable of flicking." - Armo kaeli042 2022-05-08T02:43:58Z
199 "I don't wanna" panda_powa 2022-05-08T04:33:51Z
200 "If I hear the words 'Pelvic Floor' one more time..." - Cone panda_powa 2022-05-11T02:03:22Z
201 "I don't know how sensitive it's gonna be; I hope the flick works." - AmmoAram panda_powa 2022-05-13T03:20:16Z
202 "I just like to get et." - Cone kaeli042 2022-05-13T03:25:24Z
203 "Is there drugs somewhere?" - Armo kaeli042 2022-05-14T01:25:41Z
204 "If sex is the bomb I'll laugh." - Kaeli panda_powa 2022-05-14T01:41:09Z
205 "YIFF IN THE HELL BOAT." - Powers jcav 2022-05-14T01:53:33Z
206 "How is semen not stronger?" - beerisyum paintbrushpuke 2022-05-14T02:37:50Z
207 "You're supposed to *imagine* the peen." - Cone panda_powa 2022-05-14T02:57:41Z
208 "You handed us slut. We handed you speed." - Panda_Powa paintbrushpuke 2022-05-14T03:57:33Z
209 "I don't want the maid to touch my wrench." - ArmoAram paintbrushpuke 2022-05-14T03:58:59Z
210 "Exclamation point quote..." - Andman001 panda_powa 2022-05-14T03:59:31Z
211 "Just because something is tall doesn't mean it's a penis." panda_powa 2022-05-27T04:25:18Z
212 "Hello Kitty sees all." kaeli042 2022-06-01T00:26:43Z
213 "Those trees are so veiny, I hate it." kaeli042 2022-06-02T04:24:35Z
214 "I MEANT TO PICK PONG!!" - Cone kaeli042 2022-06-02T04:28:51Z
215 "He might have an augmented ass; I don't know the lore." panda_powa 2022-06-09T04:05:01Z
216 "Greetings Pussy." - Cone panda_powa 2022-06-09T04:22:41Z
217 "I mean, it doesn't look like pointy-tit Lara Croft!" - Cone kaeli042 2022-06-12T02:24:38Z
218 "I don't challenge my wife." - Cone panda_powa 2022-06-17T03:01:33Z
219 "Love it to see it." - Ammo panda_powa 2022-06-17T04:08:22Z
220 "This just got *real* Alabama." - Cone panda_powa 2022-06-17T04:43:22Z
221 "I don't think I'm okay." - Cone kaeli042 2022-06-23T20:33:13Z
222 "EAT MOAR THINGS!" kaeli042 2022-06-23T21:17:26Z
223 "But snek need nut!" kaeli042 2022-06-23T22:10:20Z
224 "I would be very red, and you would be very round." - Cone kaeli042 2022-06-26T00:12:39Z
225 "There needs to be pain for something to be healed." kaeli042 2022-06-28T04:00:14Z
226 "Nobody said this had to be sane." kaeli042 2022-07-03T00:39:01Z
227 "Let's just snip a lot and see if anything happens." kaeli042 2022-07-05T00:53:48Z
228 "Aww...we're full of love now!" kaeli042 2022-07-05T03:06:01Z
229 "I'm gonna become a big girl, I'm gonna explode all over the place." - Armo kaeli042 2022-07-06T04:02:01Z
230 "Is that Sailor Moon?" - Cone kaeli042 2022-07-12T00:50:07Z
231 "...do bees have respect?" kaeli042 2022-07-15T23:40:33Z
232 "Tag yourself, I'm orange with white butt." - Kaeli jcav 2022-07-21T23:11:20Z
233 "Scritchy-scritch, bitch!" kaeli042 2022-07-21T23:50:23Z
234 "Is vibration excitement?" - Armo kaeli042 2022-07-24T02:12:21Z
235 "Are we missing something that is lubed but isn't horny?" - Cone kaeli042 2022-07-31T02:59:48Z
236 "but do you cum in these" - LilacJediBride kaeli042 2022-07-31T04:38:44Z
237 β€œIt’s like Wood City over here.” kaeli042 2022-08-02T00:47:41Z
238 "Please breathe, Armo." kaeli042 2022-08-03T02:17:42Z
239 "I birthed Quay, ok." - Cone kaeli042 2022-08-03T02:40:54Z
240 "Moaning does not help you turn." kaeli042 2022-08-03T02:46:34Z
241 "I just *start* emo, I don't *get* emo." - Armo panda_powa 2022-08-05T02:37:11Z
242 "He didn't even lick my ass!" - Cone kaeli042 2022-08-05T02:43:02Z
243 "Pink Boo won't lick my ass, but Jcav *will* sit on my face" - Cone panda_powa 2022-08-05T02:49:15Z
244 "You ever wonder like, 'What's up, Jesus?'" - Armo panda_powa 2022-08-05T03:31:45Z
245 "they have float beer roots" - Arkas kaeli042 2022-08-05T04:44:37Z
246 "Your brain is enormous" - gastaftorz kaeli042 2022-08-07T01:55:59Z
247 "I was told this was not a brain-heavy game, and I disagree." - Kingster panda_powa 2022-08-10T04:41:33Z
248 "I guarantee you Spicy Spice had sexy sex." - Cone panda_powa 2022-08-10T04:52:05Z
249 "Kingster! Your dick is out!" kaeli042 2022-08-10T05:00:58Z
250 "Think like a dick." panda_powa 2022-08-10T05:39:12Z
251 "Max, can you please give me the braincell? I need it." kaeli042 2022-08-14T03:41:41Z
252 "Please don't make me beat more dicks!" panda_powa 2022-08-17T04:24:51Z
253 "I didn't know his whole life system was in his ass." kaeli042 2022-08-25T03:01:16Z
254 "Does he call his murders 'Happy little accidents?'" panda_powa 2022-08-27T02:38:53Z
255 "why is it so furry?" - tach_1le kaeli042 2022-09-04T02:24:12Z
256 "Bulls and horses are... cousins." - Armo jcav 2022-09-06T12:39:19Z
257 β€œI’ll be tomato man.” – Cone kaeli042 2022-09-14T03:11:54Z
258 "I thought once JEM died it was over" - ConeDodger240 paintbrushpuke 2022-09-14T16:13:05Z
259 "You know the ghosts don't arrive until 11." panda_powa 2022-09-23T01:47:28Z
260 "My screen is just colours." - Armo jcav 2022-09-23T02:59:52Z
261 "Look at that beaver!" kaeli042 2022-09-23T03:11:56Z
262 "Respect the MILFs." panda_powa 2022-09-24T03:08:01Z
263 "Speaking of Spiderman reach around, hey Armo!" - powers2440 kaeli042 2022-09-28T01:24:33Z
264 "Were you the ONE hotdog that didn't survive?" jcav 2022-09-28T01:57:52Z
265 "Happy birthday! now bend over for the enematronics." - Kaeli042 jcav 2022-09-28T03:11:24Z
266 "Are you gonna no-scope the pizza?" kaeli042 2022-09-28T03:23:37Z
267 "I was waiting for the horn!" - Armo kaeli042 2022-09-28T03:33:14Z
268 "I went over it and then, like, grabbed it from behind" - Kaeli042 paintbrushpuke 2022-09-28T22:56:12Z
269 "Kingster's so ready to heat that meat." kaeli042 2022-10-01T02:34:27Z
270 "Justin my ass!" - Armo jcav 2022-10-02T03:39:15Z
271 "You just threw away my pizza, you bitch!" - Cone kaeli042 2022-10-08T04:27:08Z
272 "You can't ban MILFs." - Cone panda_powa 2022-10-09T00:48:43Z
273 "He barely threw up on it." panda_powa 2022-10-14T03:42:59Z
274 "Wash your language!" - Armo panda_powa 2022-10-14T04:39:00Z
275 "Enjoy the bank, bish." kaeli042 2022-10-14T04:57:03Z
276 "I was thinkin 'bout the wiggler." - Kingster panda_powa 2022-10-14T04:57:13Z
277 "I was two-fingering it." kaeli042 2022-10-14T05:26:11Z
278 "A dick is what you make it. the dick is all in the mind" - gastaftorz kaeli042 2022-10-21T03:29:59Z
279 "is jizz formal enough for a formal party though" - Kaeli panda_powa 2022-10-21T03:42:34Z
280 "Alright, we're gonna need some weed, stat!" - Cone kaeli042 2022-10-27T01:44:41Z
281 "fuck it, let that preggo my eggo rage go" - tach_1le kaeli042 2022-10-28T00:05:33Z
282 "Besties obviously just lie to each other." panda_powa 2023-01-07T01:40:39Z
283 "Why is this cooking so horny?" kaeli042 2023-01-07T01:51:02Z
284 "Armo doesn't sleep." kaeli042 2023-02-08T08:00:30Z
285 "I am a nasty person, but I am NOT illegal" - LilacJediBride panda_powa 2023-02-26T01:05:31Z
286 "Hold off on cherry until of at least legal age" - unlifeoftheparty panda_powa 2023-02-26T01:33:00Z
287 "Slide whistle, bitches!" kaeli042 2023-02-26T02:24:25Z
288 "Only willie out is allowed." - ruddyrue jcav 2023-03-05T06:25:38Z
289 "Suck me off, Boo" - Armo paintbrushpuke 2023-04-14T02:16:10Z
290 "She has a lot of phases, she's like the moon." kaeli042 2023-05-14T23:38:33Z
291 "I am the oldest five-year-old ever." panda_powa 2023-06-18T01:57:35Z
292 "Fish? Get in me" panda_powa 2023-06-25T02:37:52Z
293 "I feel like my minion should sound more slappy" panda_powa 2023-07-13T03:59:01Z
294 "I think we're all in agreement, you can't meet somebody with a dick." panda_powa 2023-07-26T06:44:01Z
295 "Best part of waking up is grinding in your cup" - Cone kaeli042 2023-08-23T23:31:33Z
296 "Oh shit! I forgot about thinking! Frick!" kaeli042 2023-10-13T23:21:53Z
297 "Is there a dookie in the lava lamp?" panda_powa 2023-10-17T05:29:39Z
298 "Rule Number 1: No pity. No party." panda_powa 2023-10-18T04:57:21Z
299 "I just gotta keep breathing through this entire thing? Well, this sucks" panda_powa 2023-10-23T22:25:51Z
300 "I'm gonna have to drink so much milk to make up for this." panda_powa 2023-10-24T00:04:14Z
301 "Are those dicks on the wall?" kaeli042 2023-11-26T03:43:29Z
302 "You can't be in danger if your ass is facing the danger." kaeli042 2023-11-30T05:16:26Z
303 "They're too sexy I can't hit them" conedodger240 2024-01-02T01:00:03Z
304 "Kaeli said there was a sagging good time here" - SilverBlink panda_powa 2024-01-18T00:16:43Z
305 "His ass just sparkled." kaeli042 2024-02-02T01:16:23Z
306 "Does it wiggle if I touch it?" kaeli042 2024-02-15T23:06:30Z
307 "The bean has two legs." kaeli042 2024-02-22T05:45:16Z
308 "How do you squeeze? That's what I'm struggling with." - Armo kaeli042 2024-02-24T03:53:51Z
309 "HOW DO I GET IT IN THERE???" kaeli042 2024-02-24T04:00:01Z
310 "Hi, I'm here, what needs nailing?" kaeli042 2024-02-24T06:52:48Z
311 "What, you don't want to see me draw a deepthroat?" - Jcav panda_powa 2024-02-24T07:17:02Z
312 "YOU LEFT THE PRIDELANDS IN DANGER?!" - Jem panda_powa 2024-03-26T01:23:43Z
313 "Ok now swallow" - Cone kaeli042 2024-03-28T23:23:46Z
314 "How many marshmallows do you think equals a dick?" kaeli042 2024-03-28T23:25:07Z
315 "I think I have a gag reflex" - Armo panda_powa 2024-03-28T23:25:56Z
316 "Try two dicks next year." - Armo kaeli042 2024-03-28T23:32:59Z
317 "Aw, it's not his dick." kaeli042 2024-03-29T01:30:34Z
318 "powers is a golden hoe" - Cone kaeli042 2024-04-14T01:17:56Z
319 "Do you think tits will ever make a comeback in the Butts Era?" - Armo kaeli042 2024-04-14T02:10:46Z
320 "Can we do booty-to-booty?" kaeli042 2024-04-14T04:21:08Z
321 "Is this how you scissor?" - karin kaeli042 2024-04-14T04:26:06Z
322 "reject bish become fish" - Panda kaeli042 2024-04-26T00:48:58Z
323 "what else are you supposed to do when you see a mysterious hole" - Kaeli panda_powa 2024-05-26T00:38:38Z
324 "I get all of my fish knowledge from Animal Crossing." kaeli042 2024-06-02T22:41:25Z
325 "I feel like Jesus would be a whale" panda_powa 2024-06-03T00:04:07Z
326 "Yeah, just opened my throat and popped it in." kaeli042 2024-06-19T01:59:43Z
327 "I think they're trying to arrest the baby" panda_powa 2024-06-23T23:59:43Z
328 "I kinda like the cream" kingster18 2024-06-24T00:02:20Z
329 "Thanks for briefly looking at tiddies with me; it's always a nice bonding experience" panda_powa 2024-06-24T00:34:33Z
330 "Is everybody in this game gonna be hot?!" kaeli042 2024-06-28T21:57:18Z
331 "Help me God, I am just a fish!" kaeli042 2024-07-05T22:59:16Z
332 "Why did this turn into a horror gam- ooh bread!" panda_powa 2024-07-09T23:19:48Z
333 "I can delete shoes!" kaeli042 2024-08-09T23:27:56Z
334 "Man, I am just getting all of my virtual steps in" panda_powa 2024-08-10T02:53:30Z
335 "We need a priest for our child's butt" panda_powa 2024-08-15T23:25:04Z
336 "Am I having a Dollop poop stroke?" panda_powa 2024-08-15T23:28:20Z
337 "Replenish my D!" panda_powa 2024-08-30T20:00:23Z
338 "Maybe I am also a himbo" panda_powa 2024-08-30T20:23:33Z
339 "Wait, is time constantly moving?!" kaeli042 2024-09-11T22:24:56Z
340 "You can't kill me while I'm eating lasagna." kaeli042 2024-10-11T23:59:50Z
341 "I piss at you!" kaeli042 2024-10-12T01:23:44Z
342 "lol that some bougie shit. I'm going crazy, I need almond water" - Kaeli042 paintbrushpuke 2024-10-20T17:07:02Z
343 "Everything is ow!" kaeli042 2024-12-20T05:38:38Z