| 1 |
"Now Puss!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T00:57:25Z |
| 2 |
"Edging isn't my kink, I wanna finish this." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:00:17Z |
| 3 |
"We're Star Wars sluts." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:00:26Z |
| 4 |
"I did like the penetration...wait well..." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:00:38Z |
| 5 |
"I hope we helped that yak with it's existential crisis." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:00:47Z |
| 6 |
"Existential Yak also sounds like a good band name." - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:00:53Z |
| 7 |
"Chicken is replaceable; glory is eternal" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:01:02Z |
| 8 |
"I'm in a toilet." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:01:15Z |
| 9 |
"I was just dead in the air for a while, that was fun." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:01:24Z |
| 10 |
"Was on a hot streak, then magically couldn't touch the ball to save my life" - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:01:33Z |
| 11 |
“Lets give this private a ride!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:01:41Z |
| 12 |
"En Avant will be my beeest friend " - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:01:50Z |
| 13 |
"This is too much power under my ass." - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:01:58Z |
| 14 |
"I think piss rounds are a huge success!" - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2022-07-04T07:21:24Z |
| 15 |
"No, I don't want medicine I want answers!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:02:14Z |
| 16 |
"What's a platonic sploosh?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:02:22Z |
| 17 |
"Do you ever just hulk out for that nut?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:02:31Z |
| 18 |
"She can tickle or sporkmuerder and everything in between" - furiouscoconut877 |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:02:40Z |
| 19 |
"I'm super magic gay time!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:02:49Z |
| 20 |
"I am a fancy lady, with a fancy lady handgun" LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2022-01-02T01:02:59Z |
| 21 |
"Ow, my ow hurts" - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2022-01-07T04:14:24Z |
| 22 |
"Please horn at your pleasure" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-01-22T01:59:19Z |
| 23 |
"I feel second best about buttplug." - Conedodger240 |
andman001 |
2022-01-22T03:45:11Z |
| 24 |
"Chip readers that just scan your ass?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-02-04T02:59:22Z |
| 25 |
"Aww, my dick wasn't big enough." - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2022-02-04T03:55:36Z |
| 26 |
"I love you, but that is the most bullshit thing you've ever said in your existence." - LilacJediBride (talking to Panda) |
andman001 |
2022-02-16T01:56:05Z |
| 27 |
"So he is gonna Hello Kitty Mariah Carey" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-02-25T21:24:24Z |
| 28 |
"I'm not used to all this fancy" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-03-02T02:41:51Z |
| 29 |
"What in the Scarlett O'Hara was that shit?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-03-18T01:27:56Z |
| 30 |
"I'm your mommy?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-03-18T03:03:42Z |
| 31 |
"ALSO, Hi Kaeli, Hi Unlife... I just murdered my child!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-03-18T03:04:25Z |
| 32 |
"I am a bad raider who deserves to be put in the goddamn corner and I do not deserve to crit." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-04-20T01:57:03Z |
| 33 |
"You are the cream in this death Oreo." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-04-25T05:25:37Z |
| 34 |
"Gotta have the right phone penis." - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2022-04-27T05:44:32Z |
| 35 |
"What's a guy gotta do to get surprise tiddy like that" -Panda_powa |
andman001 |
2022-05-04T03:09:45Z |
| 36 |
"So anyway, I've sucked a lot of dick in cemeteries." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-05-25T05:57:47Z |
| 37 |
"Oh God you made me revert to Catholicism." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-06-22T03:07:43Z |
| 38 |
"Don't be me. Take the loot." - Armo |
andman001 |
2022-07-04T05:15:10Z |
| 39 |
"Lilac feels like how a squirrel would look playing pubg." - Kaeli042 |
andman001 |
2022-07-04T06:09:48Z |
| 40 |
"Ready to fuck and fight." - Unlifeoftheparty |
andman001 |
2022-07-04T07:15:07Z |
| 41 |
"Octo vamp, where each sucker has teeth." - Unllifeoftheparty |
andman001 |
2022-07-12T01:26:16Z |
| 42 |
"Am I old, or am I just dirty?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-07-12T01:35:41Z |
| 43 |
"Fuck your thread count." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-07-19T21:57:37Z |
| 44 |
"This elevator is just clapping it's cheeks at me." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-07-20T23:00:59Z |
| 45 |
SingsNote "I'm in the devils vagina." SingsNote - LilacJedoBride |
andman001 |
2022-07-21T01:34:27Z |
| 46 |
"You were the replacement for my emotional support bucket!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-07-21T01:34:54Z |
| 47 |
"Look at my brain! Look at my giant big brain." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-07-22T00:06:17Z |
| 48 |
"I got attacked by a cheeseburger!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-10-08T02:10:40Z |
| 49 |
"I've never worn a bra." - AugustineGreaves |
andman001 |
2022-10-08T02:43:12Z |
| 50 |
"For $600 I'll show hole." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-11-02T02:37:05Z |
| 51 |
"tabaxi tumblr gonna ban female presenting fur?"- Panda_Powa |
lilacjedibride |
2022-11-04T04:23:32Z |
| 52 |
"I wanna know what royalty-free Emo music sounds like." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-11-16T03:56:59Z |
| 53 |
"How dare you. How dare you monetarily gatekeep my culture." - Lilac |
lilacjedibride |
2022-11-16T03:57:27Z |
| 54 |
"I will say it sounds like if you bought Evanescence from Dollar General or something." - bencerda1 |
andman001 |
2022-11-16T03:57:34Z |
| 55 |
"Sorry, I was thinking about tits." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-11-30T03:41:06Z |
| 56 |
"Gunshots and corn, that's what's in Indiana." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2022-12-14T05:48:52Z |
| 57 |
"I guess for now I'll just hold the pp." - LilacJediBribe |
andman001 |
2023-01-04T03:54:24Z |
| 58 |
"Armo we are all slimy somewhere..." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-01-04T05:18:37Z |
| 59 |
"BAM DICK IN THE PIZZA BOX" - Andman |
andman001 |
2023-01-04T05:44:02Z |
| 60 |
"You mean I'm not a big whale?" - Andman001 |
andman001 |
2023-01-06T03:50:03Z |
| 61 |
"I'm just not willing to risk skin cancer for some dick." - Lilac |
andman001 |
2023-01-06T04:00:52Z |
| 62 |
"Trains and brothels, its just the wild west." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-01-13T03:14:59Z |
| 63 |
"I can go in its MOUTH!?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-01-24T08:14:32Z |
| 64 |
"andman is a butt cake" - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2023-02-08T03:18:03Z |
| 65 |
"He is my emotional support Canadian." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-02-13T04:07:40Z |
| 66 |
"Yeah, I don't do taxes." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-02-13T04:32:28Z |
| 67 |
"It's only banned in my mouth, not his." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-02-13T04:38:52Z |
| 68 |
"These pans are scissoring, love me some saphic cookware. " - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-02-17T03:51:29Z |
| 69 |
"I've just been fawked so many times." - ArmoAram |
andman001 |
2023-02-17T04:15:12Z |
| 70 |
"And my little drama slut heart LOVES it!"- Andman001 |
lilacjedibride |
2023-03-02T02:47:10Z |
| 71 |
"Sex is good but have you played the critically acclaimed FFXIV" - Paintbrushpuke |
andman001 |
2023-03-03T04:03:55Z |
| 72 |
"What is salad but the raw ingredients for better food?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-03-10T04:01:47Z |
| 73 |
"She is flirting with me, she is wet and slippery." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-03-15T02:17:21Z |
| 74 |
"Yes, but there's a gradient of ass." - bencerda1 |
andman001 |
2023-03-24T01:09:55Z |
| 75 |
"Haggle for the banana." -Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2023-03-24T04:18:12Z |
| 76 |
"I mean it's pretty bold to just throw piano at people." - Paintbrushpuke |
andman001 |
2023-04-04T03:18:00Z |
| 77 |
"You've eaten more banana peels than I've eaten crickets!" - Lilac |
andman001 |
2023-04-07T02:48:42Z |
| 78 |
"People just die." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-04-19T03:15:40Z |
| 79 |
"I'm gay and Italian; we do a lot of stuff with our hands!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-04-26T02:09:32Z |
| 80 |
"Why is Minecraft so hard???" - ArmoAram |
andman001 |
2023-04-26T02:26:21Z |
| 81 |
"Lissen, I feel like the majority of us have been deep in an ass-cave." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-04-28T04:26:01Z |
| 82 |
"Help, there is a man birthing fowl at me." LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-04-28T05:14:39Z |
| 83 |
"Please don't jizz on our kitchen aid!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-04-28T06:17:47Z |
| 84 |
"How do you find all these people?" - Tach1le |
andman001 |
2023-05-10T04:44:33Z |
| 85 |
"I have boobs!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-05-10T04:44:49Z |
| 86 |
"I can call you Armo, you seam likely to spread sheets" - quay_sky |
andman001 |
2023-05-17T01:33:18Z |
| 87 |
"Well... My cherry is popped." - ArmoAram |
andman001 |
2023-05-17T02:17:55Z |
| 88 |
"i would honestly stare at his dong for hours on end.' Paintbrushpuke |
lilacjedibride |
2023-06-05T03:57:16Z |
| 89 |
'i'd nut if i ever got to see David.' Paintbrushpuke |
lilacjedibride |
2023-06-05T03:57:39Z |
| 90 |
"Dust that pussy in oregano? Sounds like a rap lyric" - tach_1le |
andman001 |
2023-06-23T02:17:42Z |
| 91 |
"Just cock and pussy that" - Andman001 |
lilacjedibride |
2023-06-23T02:26:51Z |
| 92 |
" well done andman, you cocked the pussy" - Panda_Powa |
lilacjedibride |
2023-06-23T02:27:41Z |
| 93 |
"Wow you're worse then a cat bud..." Exeter Vandul |
andman001 |
2023-08-02T02:28:38Z |
| 94 |
"after peaches and soup i feel human again" - paintbrushpuke |
andman001 |
2023-10-04T02:32:38Z |
| 95 |
"I got it off, don't worry." - Andman001 |
andman001 |
2023-10-11T02:33:45Z |
| 96 |
"I just want hard nips all the time" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-10-11T02:34:05Z |
| 97 |
"I don't know what angles are, I'm a bottom" - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2023-10-13T01:09:48Z |
| 98 |
"Oh no I've met god" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-10-15T03:52:58Z |
| 99 |
"I love chopping shit up and putting them into bowls." - Andman001 |
andman001 |
2023-10-20T03:01:08Z |
| 100 |
"I thought you had a spider on your cock or something." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-10-20T03:04:36Z |
| 101 |
"Its not little its like 9 inches." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-11-07T01:52:07Z |
| 102 |
"Oooooo we gotta give her the big clit" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-11-18T02:25:39Z |
| 103 |
"Her grandmammories" - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2023-12-02T02:06:48Z |
| 104 |
"I'm a duck, why can't I land???" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-12-07T01:35:56Z |
| 105 |
"stubby dick" - mehmattski |
andman001 |
2023-12-07T01:40:06Z |
| 106 |
"I love being used as live bait..." - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2023-12-07T02:52:44Z |
| 107 |
"Just be confident in your wrongness - problem solved" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2023-12-13T03:40:44Z |
| 108 |
"We don't need your fancy butt-lanterns" - CrazyMD |
andman001 |
2023-12-13T03:40:52Z |
| 109 |
"Haunt me papi" - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2023-12-22T03:24:41Z |
| 110 |
"His eyebrows (David Tenet) could get anyone pregnant" - Andman001 |
andman001 |
2023-12-22T03:28:12Z |
| 111 |
"I'd be very good at Ass Categories!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-01-05T02:44:26Z |
| 112 |
"The Italian just took over me and I had to hands" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-02-14T03:23:35Z |
| 113 |
"Lesbian dessert." - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2024-02-21T02:01:16Z |
| 114 |
"No, BIG WAMEN ONLY" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-02-28T02:32:08Z |
| 115 |
"is there a way to remove the cloths?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-02-28T02:34:40Z |
| 116 |
"I know, but more purple happened!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-02-28T03:14:06Z |
| 117 |
"Don't forget the vulva though." - tach1le |
andman001 |
2024-02-28T03:29:46Z |
| 118 |
"I'm a tiny cat, not a potato" - Eris Dyscordia |
andman001 |
2024-03-22T02:05:39Z |
| 119 |
"muscle mommy best mommy" -Omnirach |
andman001 |
2024-04-04T03:34:46Z |
| 120 |
"The best type of time is measured in ass." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-04-17T02:18:14Z |
| 121 |
"Let's get you some therapy and a shirt" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-04-23T02:12:49Z |
| 122 |
"Suck it up into your titty." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-04-26T04:23:47Z |
| 123 |
"This guy "went into heat" instead of being on his period in highschool" - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2024-04-27T04:48:38Z |
| 124 |
"I'm very persuasive while I'm in my bra, apparently" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-05-03T05:43:04Z |
| 125 |
"Now that I'm in my underwear, does anyone want to talk?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-05-03T05:43:19Z |
| 126 |
"I thought we were going to be digging up a child's remains, not a dogs, *geeesh*" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-05-03T05:43:36Z |
| 127 |
"Gith jizz, awhoo ooo. Oh are you the jizzer?" LIlacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-05-14T03:29:53Z |
| 128 |
"I'm the armo of tiddy witch and BG3 Kappa. " - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2024-05-25T04:58:26Z |
| 129 |
"There's no way you can handle how much horniness is bombarding your brain right now." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-05-25T04:57:41Z |
| 130 |
"God famously can't see the back door." - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2024-05-25T04:57:19Z |
| 131 |
"Nope, I will racially profile all of the fey/fay/fae" - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2024-06-11T02:56:54Z |
| 132 |
"IM THE TRUE HOLE, NOW GO DOWN ON ME" - tach_1le |
andman001 |
2024-06-11T02:57:18Z |
| 133 |
"Well I am sorry Coebot's not hard for you" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-09-01T02:53:17Z |
| 134 |
"Does he even got a dick? What's down there?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-10-19T03:22:28Z |
| 135 |
"Dashing on the cock, in an open sleigh, down the street we moan" -Tach_1le |
andman001 |
2024-10-19T03:46:55Z |
| 136 |
"Torch. Torch has ED" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2024-11-21T02:49:29Z |
| 137 |
"Shar I don't need your help to live deliciously, I'm already a snacc Kappa " -Panda_Powa |
lilacjedibride |
2024-12-31T02:40:43Z |
| 138 |
"She just worships pussy I guess" - Lilac |
lilacjedibride |
2024-12-31T02:40:55Z |
| 139 |
"The flavor in which you faff? That's what makes someone fall in love with you" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-01-05T02:47:24Z |
| 140 |
"Well until then I am gonna bone until he nuts dust!" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-01-05T05:36:30Z |
| 141 |
"Like any good bard, where there is a crevasse.. I am gonna stick my finger in it." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-01-22T22:58:43Z |
| 142 |
"I am your personal Capri-Sun Bitch. Put your straw in me and do a little suck" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-01-23T00:31:17Z |
| 143 |
"Oh that was gloopier than I expected" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-01-27T02:31:40Z |
| 144 |
"Oh, where's Daddy?" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-01-27T02:31:56Z |
| 145 |
"yea, fuckin is fine." - Andman001 |
andman001 |
2025-02-02T04:05:08Z |
| 146 |
"Open wide Shaar I am going 3 deep" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-02-13T02:30:49Z |
| 147 |
"A singular bone does not impress the Lilac, for she hath ravaged multiple bones in a single sitting on many occasions -idk lore or something" - tach_1le |
andman001 |
2025-02-13T02:36:49Z |
| 148 |
"LILAC YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO A MAN THAT'S BRUSHING HIS TEETH" tach_11e |
andman001 |
2025-02-13T03:27:55Z |
| 149 |
"Please don't one-shot my boyfriend" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-02-16T02:12:49Z |
| 150 |
"there's a joke in there about hickeys on the inside" - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2025-02-22T02:14:41Z |
| 151 |
"I'm all for killing cultists, but go through puberty first." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-03-16T22:37:29Z |
| 152 |
"Children shouldn't have bloodlust." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-03-16T22:37:48Z |
| 153 |
"i heard you had clown sex" - quay_sky |
andman001 |
2025-03-17T00:03:49Z |
| 154 |
"Get pissed on in the name of my god." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-03-18T02:38:11Z |
| 155 |
"Sorry, I was thinkin' about bones" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-03-25T01:45:24Z |
| 156 |
"I want this for my butt. Forever. Just strap it to me." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-03-25T02:35:33Z |
| 157 |
"Can you even ethically bonk me in a brothel??" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-04-10T01:28:23Z |
| 158 |
"She took that champagne out of her ass." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-04-10T01:31:31Z |
| 159 |
"I am about to get my bits LICKED and nothing else matters" - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2025-04-10T01:48:37Z |
| 160 |
"I am going to steal that after I fuck him" - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2025-04-10T01:49:04Z |
| 161 |
"She got a permanent post-nut clarity from the monster fucker" - Panda_Powa |
andman001 |
2025-04-10T02:59:50Z |
| 162 |
"Remember, crying is a free action" - DM Lilac |
lilacjedibride |
2025-04-12T00:15:48Z |
| 163 |
"Ladder? Shovel, the ladder..." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-04-22T03:31:10Z |
| 164 |
"Do you understand the physics every one's junk would have?" |
lilacjedibride |
2025-05-02T05:52:04Z |
| 165 |
"Fetish fringe futa content you say?"- Panda_Powa |
lilacjedibride |
2025-05-02T05:52:37Z |
| 166 |
"He is not afraid of fisting... oh no" |
lilacjedibride |
2025-05-02T05:59:49Z |
| 167 |
"This is what I get for ignoring the children." - Faaldara |
andman001 |
2025-05-04T03:19:05Z |
| 168 |
"That's just *normal* dick to these people!" - LilacJedibride |
andman001 |
2025-06-21T03:10:04Z |
| 169 |
"Sperm is in my code." - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-10-31T23:03:54Z |
| 170 |
"I want the Cock-ness monster" - LilacJediBride |
andman001 |
2025-10-31T23:19:49Z |