| 1 |
"Get gently rubbed on your behind my friend." |
endsgamer |
2015-09-08T21:36:32Z |
| 2 |
"The torch is water" |
taraforest |
2015-09-08T23:52:03Z |
| 3 |
"It's not the length of the pier, it's what you do with it!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-06-25T21:53:03Z |
| 4 |
"If I know anything, it's ball physics" |
taraforest |
2015-09-16T00:16:08Z |
| 5 |
"I tried to do a jubble dump" |
taraforest |
2015-09-16T00:20:45Z |
| 6 |
"All you have to do is lose faith" |
taraforest |
2015-09-29T21:55:10Z |
| 7 |
"Welcome to Twitch Twusday and I need some pants" |
taraforest |
2015-10-06T21:41:52Z |
| 8 |
"Can you describe the breast?" |
taraforest |
2015-11-03T21:01:28Z |
| 9 |
"There's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited" |
taraforest |
2015-12-02T00:24:07Z |
| 10 |
"Screw you and the bike you rode in on" |
taraforest |
2015-12-09T00:32:21Z |
| 11 |
"Get boned!" |
taraforest |
2015-12-09T00:55:09Z |
| 12 |
"A throne for my plushie!" |
draveresilvanus |
2015-12-09T07:49:20Z |
| 13 |
"Suck it friend!" |
draveresilvanus |
2015-12-09T07:49:54Z |
| 14 |
"Oh no, I can't find the hole." |
draveresilvanus |
2015-12-22T22:40:26Z |
| 15 |
"I just messed up your son!" |
draveresilvanus |
2015-12-22T22:59:10Z |
| 16 |
"Also useful for extracting eyeballs!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-01-05T23:30:30Z |
| 17 |
"What holes to put our screws in." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-01-05T23:58:14Z |
| 18 |
"Got it in first try, ma'm." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-01-06T00:26:01Z |
| 19 |
"Screw until you hear the crack!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-01-06T00:40:19Z |
| 20 |
"I'm in a conglomerate of taraforests." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-01-12T22:30:58Z |
| 21 |
"You picked up my lapis and my pants." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-01-13T01:09:46Z |
| 22 |
"Ah, I touched it wrong, I touched it wrong~~" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-01-19T23:10:02Z |
| 23 |
"You fricker on a face" |
taraforest |
2016-01-20T00:35:10Z |
| 24 |
"Good luck everyone, die in a fire." |
taraforest |
2016-01-20T00:42:26Z |
| 25 |
"Be moist you dang pigs!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-02-09T21:44:01Z |
| 26 |
"Haha, suck on that, son of a bitch!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-02-16T23:51:26Z |
| 27 |
"Baby zombie, screw you and the horse you rode in with!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-02-16T23:52:02Z |
| 28 |
"I just sucked on that for a little bit." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-02-17T00:14:50Z |
| 29 |
"Screw bingo and the person who made it!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-02-23T21:48:54Z |
| 30 |
"I'm moisturizing!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-02-24T00:54:48Z |
| 31 |
"People try to correct me, but I never listen..." |
conedodger240 |
2016-03-02T22:12:26Z |
| 32 |
"That's a good dangle distance" |
taraforest |
2016-03-08T20:06:15Z |
| 33 |
"Break it and get the balls." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-03-08T20:53:01Z |
| 34 |
"Oh my god, there is a guy with a guitar chasing me!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-03-09T22:11:12Z |
| 35 |
"I can say names... I can read!" |
taraforest |
2016-03-10T21:06:33Z |
| 36 |
"Did I break my dog already?" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-03-18T23:43:26Z |
| 37 |
"I have weird relationships with my brain!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-03-19T00:53:08Z |
| 38 |
"I'm allergic to the dangles" |
taraforest |
2016-03-19T01:48:34Z |
| 39 |
"There is a duck in my bed!" |
taraforest |
2016-03-19T01:52:47Z |
| 40 |
"Distance makes the heart grow … something" |
taraforest |
2016-03-19T01:56:31Z |
| 41 |
"Don't count your horses before they hatch." |
taraforest |
2016-03-19T02:15:18Z |
| 42 |
“See Coestar, you don’t have to have all these fancy pants CRT monitors and RGB to CRT to OPP to you-know-me stuff” |
taraforest |
2016-03-19T02:18:12Z |
| 43 |
"Oh no, she brought a priest!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-03-21T22:06:24Z |
| 44 |
"This hand is dead to me." |
taraforest |
2016-03-21T22:27:46Z |
| 45 |
"How do I munch on your fruits?" |
taraforest |
2016-03-21T23:00:50Z |
| 46 |
"Everything we need is downstairs." |
taraforest |
2016-03-22T23:13:34Z |
| 47 |
"May the flesh melt off of your bones!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-03-22T23:22:43Z |
| 48 |
"Back, forward, back, death" |
commandersealand |
2016-03-29T00:22:14Z |
| 49 |
"Almost missed the hole!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-03-29T21:46:14Z |
| 50 |
"The music has returned, so we must be out of Canada." |
taraforest |
2016-03-30T19:20:02Z |
| 51 |
"We'll cook our meat when we're good and ready" |
commandersealand |
2016-03-30T19:37:50Z |
| 52 |
"I like a warm pink center...ayyy" |
conedodger240 |
2016-03-31T20:12:45Z |
| 53 |
"Road to the dangle!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-04-01T00:24:52Z |
| 54 |
"Don't start with your sass!" |
taraforest |
2016-04-05T22:36:59Z |
| 55 |
"I am the one who dunks!" |
deltawhiskey |
2016-04-11T23:28:52Z |
| 56 |
"Hold on, I have to lick my monitor." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-04-12T20:58:56Z |
| 57 |
"Aw pickles on my dickles" |
taraforest |
2016-04-18T18:25:46Z |
| 58 |
"Why does it have to have nipples?" |
taraforest |
2016-07-03T20:27:17Z |
| 59 |
"Use your lips, they have better traction than your feets!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-07-14T21:19:01Z |
| 60 |
"Butt scratches!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-07-19T20:46:09Z |
| 61 |
"You get sucked towards the guy." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-07-19T22:00:02Z |
| 62 |
"My gun doesn't shoot, I should see a doctor about that" -Kurtjmac |
commandersealand |
2016-07-19T22:44:57Z |
| 63 |
"I'm terraforming Taraforest!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-07-28T20:54:23Z |
| 64 |
"Please, come and enjoy my skin!" |
taraforest |
2016-07-28T22:03:46Z |
| 65 |
"I do not enjoy things!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-10-14T21:09:33Z |
| 66 |
"C'mon you tickle me elmo...!" |
conedodger240 |
2016-10-21T23:25:14Z |
| 67 |
"Did the ass survive? Someone tells us if the ass survived!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-10-23T15:25:39Z |
| 68 |
"We are very interested in finding about the ass!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-10-23T15:25:48Z |
| 69 |
"Here's the plan: I don't have a plan." -Kurtjmac, 2016 |
deltawhiskey |
2016-11-05T23:30:50Z |
| 70 |
"I will punch the microphone with pride!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-11-05T23:47:12Z |
| 71 |
"We need more fiddles with our bits!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-11-06T15:19:44Z |
| 72 |
"We need to fiddle them bits!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-11-06T15:19:58Z |
| 73 |
"You must know when your tingle dingles and your dingle dangles." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-11-06T17:42:44Z |
| 74 |
"Sprinkle me with your dividends." |
draveresilvanus |
2016-11-07T22:44:31Z |
| 75 |
"Call me SethBling and slap me in the face." |
xaviorpenguin |
2016-11-09T04:49:48Z |
| 76 |
"Yup that's the coco puffs!" |
conedodger240 |
2016-11-09T06:02:57Z |
| 77 |
"How do you do pigs?" |
xaviorpenguin |
2016-11-11T00:24:50Z |
| 78 |
"Prepare to get milked" |
taraforest |
2016-11-15T22:40:19Z |
| 79 |
"Where can I do my 'Rubbing' challenge?" |
conedodger240 |
2016-11-17T04:12:05Z |
| 80 |
"I lost my peas!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-11-25T01:06:52Z |
| 81 |
"I hope you hit a tree and die! Happy Thanksgiving!" |
draveresilvanus |
2016-11-25T01:48:12Z |
| 82 |
"I did a double dog sproing, and then my clothes fell off. I hate when that happens." |
taraforest |
2016-11-29T21:25:51Z |
| 83 |
"Can I knob fiddle?" |
xaviorpenguin |
2016-12-13T03:38:27Z |
| 84 |
"I need moisture!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2016-12-18T02:40:47Z |
| 85 |
"You busted my noodle!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-01-05T21:27:27Z |
| 86 |
"I got the bucket and he can suck it" |
conedodger240 |
2017-01-12T02:47:22Z |
| 87 |
"Balls on balls on balls." |
taraforest |
2017-01-12T19:31:12Z |
| 88 |
"Burps to you my friend." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-01-20T22:02:57Z |
| 89 |
"I should not be fiddling with my bits in this regard." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-01-25T23:46:55Z |
| 90 |
"It's so small, that ain't right." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-01-28T23:24:33Z |
| 91 |
"I am going to swear like a tired pirate." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-02-03T03:16:08Z |
| 92 |
"I'm all about those first touches." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-02-06T03:02:22Z |
| 93 |
"Is that a guy? No! It is a bag of trash - close enough." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-01T22:41:56Z |
| 94 |
"Where do I place the thing that I want to die?" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-04-02T02:02:27Z |
| 95 |
"Oooo! Sweaty palms! Look at my leg." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-04-02T02:21:38Z |
| 96 |
"We're giving our moon hole a big crack!" -KurtJMac |
conedodger240 |
2017-04-04T22:40:49Z |
| 97 |
"Wooo! Almost got that in the butt." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-04-10T22:24:16Z |
| 98 |
"Lick the life, taste the rainbow." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-04-14T01:19:29Z |
| 99 |
"Put that in your pipe and suck on it, for the kids!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-15T21:20:27Z |
| 100 |
"You were the best anvil there ever was!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-15T22:10:20Z |
| 101 |
"RIPPED FROM THIS EARTH!!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-04-19T06:40:12Z |
| 102 |
"Chase the tip, just the tip." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-04-21T01:06:38Z |
| 103 |
"I am an EXPERT at fitting large things through tight spaces. An expert I tell ya." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-04-21T01:15:49Z |
| 104 |
"I just wanna collect more balls!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-21T22:57:35Z |
| 105 |
"It's more just like a dirt patch upon a pile of logs, which is how they describe me in my high school yearbook." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-22T00:55:23Z |
| 106 |
"There are rats all over the place! They're in my hair..." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-25T22:56:49Z |
| 107 |
"Kangaroos are dolphins!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-27T22:03:39Z |
| 108 |
"God bless america! It is a rat!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-27T22:30:33Z |
| 109 |
"Running away with my peach!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-04-27T22:31:39Z |
| 110 |
"I have plenty of experience holding on to sticks." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-04-29T01:59:55Z |
| 111 |
"Do you know the humping strategy?" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-05-03T21:09:34Z |
| 112 |
"That door is now a tree." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-05-13T07:16:39Z |
| 113 |
"And it splits open like a can of tuna!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-05-13T07:58:46Z |
| 114 |
"There is a vest in this destructible shit shack." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-07-15T21:53:59Z |
| 115 |
"My son has a lot of brains." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-07-25T21:48:57Z |
| 116 |
"Mother fire truck!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-07-25T22:50:24Z |
| 117 |
"Let's just fall, let's just fall, let's just fall!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-07-25T23:54:47Z |
| 118 |
"Shooting the tires out of the gun!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-07-29T22:13:21Z |
| 119 |
"Stop! I wanna do weird and crazy things to ya!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-08-07T00:04:25Z |
| 120 |
"Hi" - Kurtjmac |
conedodger240 |
2017-09-12T02:47:51Z |
| 121 |
"Oh gawd...potato!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-09-19T02:13:22Z |
| 122 |
"Nice try jumpy pants!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-09-22T23:16:51Z |
| 123 |
"Oh that tree you can hit!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-09-23T00:31:19Z |
| 124 |
"We're doing well, up until the point we die." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-09-30T02:39:38Z |
| 125 |
"That sign is not erected." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-03T22:00:02Z |
| 126 |
"My health is dead!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-03T22:12:06Z |
| 127 |
"We gotta waggle our stick, everybody!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-05T23:57:17Z |
| 128 |
"It is distinctly lacking in flap." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-06T00:57:13Z |
| 129 |
"My car is older than you and your grandpa!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-06T23:59:41Z |
| 130 |
Sweet mercy and the pickles! - kurtjmac, Oct 15 2017 |
stinusmeret |
2017-10-15T17:42:33Z |
| 131 |
"It got a sticky nob." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-18T00:10:53Z |
| 132 |
"Giving it a nice twirling, if you will." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-18T00:11:40Z |
| 133 |
"Oh, you can see my pole." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-20T21:51:32Z |
| 134 |
"I am in the death place right now." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-10-21T01:53:06Z |
| 135 |
"Don't show me your crevice and not let me peek!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-22T00:40:39Z |
| 136 |
"Yolay is still thinking about that teeth wielding deer?" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-22T01:35:08Z |
| 137 |
"Six months later? I just dropped my almonds!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-22T01:48:13Z |
| 138 |
"I am in Busto!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-22T22:27:04Z |
| 139 |
"Futuremans spine is going out of his ass!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-23T02:43:42Z |
| 140 |
"Are those nuts I hear?" -Jamie |
conedodger240 |
2017-10-26T00:58:29Z |
| 141 |
"I muted myself cause I was reading the ingredients of my nuts." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-27T20:21:24Z |
| 142 |
"There's the house, thank god, it's still burning" -KurtJMac |
conedodger240 |
2017-10-29T03:43:08Z |
| 143 |
"I need those..to piston things" - KurtJMac |
conedodger240 |
2017-10-30T01:43:52Z |
| 144 |
These dang tires are made out of ... condoms - KurtJMac |
commandersealand |
2017-10-30T03:18:55Z |
| 145 |
"I was making love to the camera!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-30T17:55:39Z |
| 146 |
"That is a tree that doesn't move!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-10-30T22:21:15Z |
| 147 |
"I took that right to the nipples" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-11-02T02:00:08Z |
| 148 |
"they don't exist in the air, they have to exist on paper so I can touch constellations and stars" |
conedodger240 |
2017-11-09T18:47:51Z |
| 149 |
"this whole world and universe of astronomy and numbers has unfolded before me" |
conedodger240 |
2017-11-09T18:48:26Z |
| 150 |
"I've gotta eat and you gotta poop." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-11-11T04:05:05Z |
| 151 |
"Is the penis still there?" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-11-17T23:54:38Z |
| 152 |
"Now you can see my pole!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-11-18T00:41:09Z |
| 153 |
"Well I'm gonna die here anyway, I have a dog in my lap!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-11-22T00:37:21Z |
| 154 |
"I'll lick it if you buy it." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-11-27T23:36:48Z |
| 155 |
"Accept my beam of knowledge!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-12-01T22:26:01Z |
| 156 |
"I just want to study that long-legged situation." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-12-01T23:08:02Z |
| 157 |
"Cone is busy building his house right now." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-12-14T23:45:52Z |
| 158 |
"Teeth have skin?" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-12-16T03:47:19Z |
| 159 |
"Praise Blosus and his 10 Bananaments!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-12-16T04:44:03Z |
| 160 |
"You suck the suckiest suck that ever sucked." |
xaviorpenguin |
2017-12-18T02:52:09Z |
| 161 |
"Get sucked!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-12-21T01:06:40Z |
| 162 |
"She always had kind of a curved front section to her spaceship." |
draveresilvanus |
2017-12-21T02:16:03Z |
| 163 |
"BRB I really gotta pee!" |
draveresilvanus |
2017-12-21T02:24:22Z |
| 164 |
"I like to think of myself as a dim lamp!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-01-02T17:53:48Z |
| 165 |
"Why would you put your finger in the hole?" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-01-02T18:40:30Z |
| 166 |
"Ah, but I wanted to keep touching the nipples!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-01-02T19:34:44Z |
| 167 |
"Could I have saved Carl if I hadn't touched the nipple?" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-01-02T19:36:36Z |
| 168 |
"It is only there for a nipple fiddling." |
draveresilvanus |
2018-01-02T20:35:42Z |
| 169 |
"It's lit fam" - KurtJMac 2018 |
conedodger240 |
2018-01-19T02:16:06Z |
| 170 |
"Remember kids, if you want to have full life experiences, touch alien butts" |
conedodger240 |
2018-01-20T01:17:12Z |
| 171 |
"This is a motion I am very good at, I tell you what." |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-01-23T02:17:24Z |
| 172 |
"Ooh, use you're inhaler, you'll be fine!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-01-23T13:33:43Z |
| 173 |
"Is he peeing right on me now?" |
conedodger240 |
2018-02-04T23:23:59Z |
| 174 |
"Ooh, right in the nuts!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-02-12T00:12:58Z |
| 175 |
"Don't become a bird! We are not trying to impress them!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-02-17T22:57:35Z |
| 176 |
"Everything ends up in 'P'." |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-02-26T02:02:07Z |
| 177 |
"That cone just impaled an audience member!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-03-01T00:10:05Z |
| 178 |
"I would like them in my mouth please!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-03-01T00:11:39Z |
| 179 |
"I landed on a guy and smushed him once again!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-03-01T00:15:08Z |
| 180 |
"I got a Cone on my face!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-03-13T21:36:22Z |
| 181 |
"France is a mess!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-03-14T00:28:20Z |
| 182 |
"It is the never ending hose!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-03-16T00:24:40Z |
| 183 |
"Oh, I didn't moisten the inside!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-03-16T00:27:20Z |
| 184 |
"I need that 'D'." |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-03-16T02:07:17Z |
| 185 |
"The brain doesn't behave!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-03-16T23:31:12Z |
| 186 |
"People like to see their bits on stream. I guess that is why mirrors are so popular." |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-03-23T04:42:25Z |
| 187 |
"I take a long time don't I..." |
conedodger240 |
2018-04-01T00:01:56Z |
| 188 |
"He is sparking from the crotch!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-04-08T20:15:51Z |
| 189 |
"So apparently I might be draining my meat wrong.." - Kurt 5/2/18 |
conedodger240 |
2018-05-03T01:40:20Z |
| 190 |
"I'm hitting a dead guy." |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-05-17T02:19:44Z |
| 191 |
"I wish the muff wasn't this big." |
conedodger240 |
2018-05-18T23:13:23Z |
| 192 |
"OH GOD! I fell out again!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-05-21T01:52:31Z |
| 193 |
"Ow! My blood! It's leaving!" |
kurtjmac |
2018-06-13T02:39:30Z |
| 194 |
"I've already got into an accident, what possibly could go wrong?" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-06-18T00:37:15Z |
| 195 |
"I could mess with some repo men" |
conedodger240 |
2018-06-27T04:37:35Z |
| 196 |
"It's not my fault officer, I was asleep!" -Kurt 2018 |
conedodger240 |
2018-07-01T23:39:30Z |
| 197 |
"Something is broken in my mouth brain!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-07-10T23:25:00Z |
| 198 |
"If I go too far, it turns to brown" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-07-14T00:30:00Z |
| 199 |
"Let's not forget how much poop we collected...and purchased." |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-08-06T03:37:34Z |
| 200 |
"Can I touch your cube real quick? Thanks!" |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-08-10T01:52:55Z |
| 201 |
"I'm here to steal your secrets...and your balls." |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-08-26T21:38:28Z |
| 202 |
"I am trapped in a concrete case of emotions" |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-10-04T01:39:27Z |
| 203 |
"I don't mean to be like this" |
conedodger240 |
2018-11-04T00:06:45Z |
| 204 |
"I've got this weird face on my face" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-11-19T01:02:40Z |
| 205 |
"Hold on to your underwear, ladies and gentlemen, we are about to drop a log!" |
draveresilvanus |
2018-11-27T00:32:07Z |
| 206 |
"Horny old people." |
draveresilvanus |
2018-12-13T01:40:59Z |
| 207 |
"I just want to touch this man and then he's dead." |
xaviorpenguin |
2018-12-17T00:25:36Z |
| 208 |
"....pull down not out, that's the problem i'm running into" - Kurtjmac 2019 |
conedodger240 |
2019-01-14T01:04:45Z |
| 209 |
"..oh, I hope there is a pile of bodies" |
conedodger240 |
2019-02-03T03:06:00Z |
| 210 |
"YouTube is circling the toilet once more." |
draveresilvanus |
2019-02-22T22:00:31Z |
| 211 |
"That's the sex number, right?" |
xaviorpenguin |
2019-03-11T02:03:54Z |
| 212 |
"It's funny...because dick." |
xaviorpenguin |
2019-04-06T03:58:17Z |
| 213 |
"You came at the end...which is the best time to do that." |
xaviorpenguin |
2019-04-26T02:59:48Z |
| 214 |
"I did not know this was a furry game." |
kaeli042 |
2019-06-16T00:15:35Z |
| 215 |
"My structural melon has fallen off." |
kaeli042 |
2019-08-10T21:26:09Z |
| 216 |
"Good thing I didn't jump off the roof." |
kaeli042 |
2019-09-13T22:42:51Z |
| 217 |
"I'm bringing an insurance carrot." |
kaeli042 |
2019-09-21T23:53:26Z |
| 218 |
"I have to fully unzip them, though." |
kaeli042 |
2019-09-26T23:53:29Z |
| 219 |
"Oh, I'm the hole" |
conedodger240 |
2019-10-01T22:43:20Z |
| 220 |
"I myself am optimally exposed." |
kaeli042 |
2019-10-06T03:01:16Z |
| 221 |
"A swan is just a fancy type of goose." |
kaeli042 |
2019-10-12T01:54:34Z |
| 222 |
“I like the big fat ones.” |
kaeli042 |
2019-10-31T23:31:20Z |
| 223 |
"Gotta get off the suck." - KurtJMac |
xaviorpenguin |
2019-11-14T02:13:17Z |
| 224 |
"You can't fail if you don't play!" |
kaeli042 |
2019-11-30T03:58:18Z |
| 225 |
"Don't you want to toast your bread before you jam it?" |
kaeli042 |
2019-12-20T23:12:38Z |
| 226 |
"Spoil me rotten, daddy." |
kaeli042 |
2019-12-24T01:03:29Z |
| 227 |
"Are the eggs real?" |
kaeli042 |
2020-01-18T02:17:24Z |
| 228 |
"There's a lot of space in space." |
kaeli042 |
2020-01-29T23:35:57Z |
| 229 |
"Delete the wheat." |
kaeli042 |
2020-02-08T03:46:27Z |
| 230 |
"Well, my potatoes are probably burning." |
kaeli042 |
2020-02-14T04:44:27Z |
| 231 |
“Birds have cloacas.” |
kaeli042 |
2020-02-16T00:34:58Z |
| 232 |
"Our destination is hype." |
kaeli042 |
2020-03-03T21:59:09Z |
| 233 |
"I should just bend over and swipe him with my package." |
kaeli042 |
2020-03-07T01:18:01Z |
| 234 |
"I pulled it out before it even had a chance to go in!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-03-12T22:01:00Z |
| 235 |
"You're essentially just milking your water." |
kaeli042 |
2020-03-19T22:45:41Z |
| 236 |
"You ass face monkey header!" |
draveresilvanus |
2020-03-27T00:03:12Z |
| 237 |
"We came from Sex." |
kaeli042 |
2020-03-28T02:11:39Z |
| 238 |
"AAAAH CHEESE!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-04-04T23:08:01Z |
| 239 |
"I need to get a brain." |
kaeli042 |
2020-04-15T00:43:41Z |
| 240 |
"Of course we're gonna jump in the hole." |
kaeli042 |
2020-04-27T21:34:58Z |
| 241 |
"Is this a vape?" |
kaeli042 |
2020-04-30T22:32:27Z |
| 242 |
"I touched the wood....momentarily." - ConeDodger240 |
kaeli042 |
2020-05-02T22:11:41Z |
| 243 |
"I am a dumpster." |
kaeli042 |
2020-05-09T01:56:27Z |
| 244 |
"I'm a Hellblade." |
kaeli042 |
2020-05-09T22:54:55Z |
| 245 |
"Robots don't poop." |
kaeli042 |
2020-05-14T02:19:09Z |
| 246 |
"Screw you, tunnel!" - ConeDodger240 |
kaeli042 |
2020-05-15T22:52:20Z |
| 247 |
"Man, I wish you could see my pipe." - ConeDodger240 |
kaeli042 |
2020-05-29T21:59:31Z |
| 248 |
"Maybe I don't understand shirts." |
kaeli042 |
2020-05-31T00:12:21Z |
| 249 |
"I had to ask my girlfriend where she keeps her stopper" |
conedodger240 |
2020-06-10T21:38:09Z |
| 250 |
"I am commencing my final vibrations." |
kaeli042 |
2020-06-26T22:07:27Z |
| 251 |
"You just gotta honk your way through it." |
kaeli042 |
2020-07-08T02:35:33Z |
| 252 |
"What happened to my face?" |
kaeli042 |
2020-07-16T22:15:39Z |
| 253 |
"I forgot about this whole 'gravity' thing." |
kaeli042 |
2020-07-29T22:33:44Z |
| 254 |
"Haha! Now you're stuck inside the toilet!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-08-12T22:27:49Z |
| 255 |
"Oh, now there's babies everywhere. Fantastic." |
kaeli042 |
2020-08-18T21:24:04Z |
| 256 |
"Now I'm interested in sexy bollards." |
kaeli042 |
2020-08-18T22:52:04Z |
| 257 |
"I can't remember what's jump and what's tongue." |
kaeli042 |
2020-09-02T23:06:45Z |
| 258 |
"Oh, I know these rocks!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-09-06T00:32:53Z |
| 259 |
"I hate it with all my face!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-09-12T23:35:56Z |
| 260 |
"Shut up, Coebot! This is not the time!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-09-20T00:05:32Z |
| 261 |
"You like my seed bag?" |
kaeli042 |
2020-09-23T00:55:35Z |
| 262 |
"One of my favorite things is rendezvous and docking." |
kaeli042 |
2020-09-26T23:40:06Z |
| 263 |
"Pinch that loaf!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-10-03T22:51:57Z |
| 264 |
"That's an uncomfortable place for a screw." |
kaeli042 |
2020-10-07T23:36:24Z |
| 265 |
"Follow that giant space cat!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-10-08T22:46:45Z |
| 266 |
"you literally had a surprise windows update" - ConeDodger240 |
kaeli042 |
2020-10-10T00:12:27Z |
| 267 |
"You can't beat two geese!" - TG |
kaeli042 |
2020-10-25T21:35:45Z |
| 268 |
"The mouth is very important." |
kaeli042 |
2020-11-01T00:31:22Z |
| 269 |
"Teamwork!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-11-01T04:42:03Z |
| 270 |
"How do you breathe?" |
kaeli042 |
2020-11-04T01:11:13Z |
| 271 |
"The nipple does not like to be squeezed" |
draveresilvanus |
2020-11-08T02:15:01Z |
| 272 |
"Look at all those pope parts" |
draveresilvanus |
2020-11-18T22:57:13Z |
| 273 |
"Oh! Jesus Christ! TRIANGLE!" |
kaeli042 |
2020-11-24T23:54:19Z |
| 274 |
"We are unstoppable!! ...except I actually have to stop." |
kaeli042 |
2020-11-26T03:12:39Z |
| 275 |
"Where are all these sausages coming from!" |
conedodger240 |
2020-11-29T01:16:53Z |
| 276 |
"Once you're a man, you're a man, man." |
kaeli042 |
2020-12-03T03:00:02Z |
| 277 |
"I don't think I want breasts at the moment." |
kaeli042 |
2020-12-30T00:23:32Z |
| 278 |
"Why are the windows rusty?" |
kaeli042 |
2021-01-09T01:55:48Z |
| 279 |
"There's a little thingy you can touch." |
kaeli042 |
2021-01-20T01:54:57Z |
| 280 |
"I'm a twister and a licker." |
kaeli042 |
2021-01-27T01:18:21Z |
| 281 |
"Quick! Identify the hooves!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-01-27T02:39:58Z |
| 282 |
"you all know that grandma smell.." |
conedodger240 |
2021-02-07T00:55:39Z |
| 283 |
"...but like a big, large shag." |
kaeli042 |
2021-02-19T23:59:51Z |
| 284 |
"It's Thursday?!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-02-26T02:26:36Z |
| 285 |
"Is it rude to horf on somebody else's stream?" - ConeDodger240 |
kaeli042 |
2021-03-07T01:43:43Z |
| 286 |
"I want my guy to be translucent." |
kaeli042 |
2021-03-25T01:02:55Z |
| 287 |
"I don't know why it smells like burning..." |
kaeli042 |
2021-04-21T00:53:13Z |
| 288 |
"I don't know how I'm gonna make meatballs without a house." |
kaeli042 |
2021-05-01T01:14:00Z |
| 289 |
"I know very little about this video game." |
kaeli042 |
2021-05-08T00:42:41Z |
| 290 |
"Too much hot!!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-05-21T00:02:48Z |
| 291 |
"My skin is sweater." |
kaeli042 |
2021-06-02T23:22:47Z |
| 292 |
"How do we make children?" |
kaeli042 |
2021-06-18T00:06:30Z |
| 293 |
"Look at that futuristic hose!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-07-17T01:17:54Z |
| 294 |
"Do bulls have nipples?" |
kaeli042 |
2021-09-02T23:01:21Z |
| 295 |
"That's a strong horn right there." |
kaeli042 |
2021-09-08T02:11:39Z |
| 296 |
"Oh, the cone is trash?" |
kaeli042 |
2021-09-16T23:48:48Z |
| 297 |
"Could I do that to myself?!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-09-29T22:06:04Z |
| 298 |
"Sweet frozen testicles!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-10-03T19:20:42Z |
| 299 |
"Oh, am I a woman?!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-10-23T23:55:45Z |
| 300 |
"Armo! Mehmattski! Bucket!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-11-05T22:28:48Z |
| 301 |
"Could somebody enchant my pants?" |
kaeli042 |
2021-11-11T18:03:05Z |
| 302 |
"I don't like the crotch bump." |
kaeli042 |
2021-11-13T00:13:45Z |
| 303 |
"I could go for 90 more seconds." |
kaeli042 |
2021-11-17T03:33:15Z |
| 304 |
"Computers can't do that!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-11-21T00:23:58Z |
| 305 |
"I didn't mean to shear you, my friend!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-11-28T00:16:36Z |
| 306 |
"So it's not the game that has too many pixels....it's my face!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-12-02T00:04:19Z |
| 307 |
"Go skateboard, go!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-12-03T01:16:43Z |
| 308 |
"I wish video games would get their shit together." |
kaeli042 |
2021-12-08T01:31:21Z |
| 309 |
"This nub is very worn." |
kaeli042 |
2021-12-09T01:36:16Z |
| 310 |
"It's very difficult to aim the noodle!" |
kaeli042 |
2021-12-27T02:05:17Z |
| 311 |
"Why is there water in the hole?" |
kaeli042 |
2021-12-29T01:18:12Z |
| 312 |
"I'm too tall for these tiny tiny doors." |
kaeli042 |
2022-01-07T00:22:21Z |
| 313 |
"Nice shot, wrong hole!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-01-13T03:52:15Z |
| 314 |
"I guess I'll sleep, now that I'm dead." |
kaeli042 |
2022-01-15T01:22:54Z |
| 315 |
"...this is the land of tit." |
kaeli042 |
2022-01-16T03:33:05Z |
| 316 |
"I'm not a dog, I'm a camera!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-01-21T01:00:45Z |
| 317 |
"Why is there a Rastafarian banana?" |
kaeli042 |
2022-01-31T22:39:49Z |
| 318 |
"Oh no, I hope it can't go down there." |
kaeli042 |
2022-02-12T02:54:38Z |
| 319 |
"Oh, smooth is good!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-02-14T23:18:52Z |
| 320 |
"I kept rimming the hole." - ConeDodger240 |
kaeli042 |
2022-02-16T02:14:29Z |
| 321 |
"These are ice tires." |
kaeli042 |
2022-02-23T00:42:45Z |
| 322 |
"It's a racing game, but it probably has less nipples." |
kaeli042 |
2022-02-25T23:33:44Z |
| 323 |
"I gotta take a boat to go get my boat." |
kaeli042 |
2022-03-07T02:46:28Z |
| 324 |
"You can be happy if you want to." |
kaeli042 |
2022-03-16T21:21:50Z |
| 325 |
"Never weirdly touch a bumpus." |
kaeli042 |
2022-03-20T00:24:02Z |
| 326 |
"Is a museum real life?" |
kaeli042 |
2022-03-23T23:23:35Z |
| 327 |
"I also wash my berries." |
kaeli042 |
2022-03-23T23:42:09Z |
| 328 |
"Once again, I have nowhere to put my bag." |
kaeli042 |
2022-04-03T02:29:33Z |
| 329 |
"Oh my god....we're in the flaps." |
kaeli042 |
2022-04-12T01:54:51Z |
| 330 |
"Oh it's kilometers, you bastards!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-04-13T23:18:18Z |
| 331 |
"Welcome to Far Lands or Bottom of the User Agreement!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-04-25T22:52:11Z |
| 332 |
"I'm getting real tired of hearing that horse." |
kaeli042 |
2022-05-06T21:11:20Z |
| 333 |
"Ah, see right there, the World's Nipple." |
kaeli042 |
2022-05-09T23:59:51Z |
| 334 |
"Our yeast is nice and frothy." |
kaeli042 |
2022-05-13T23:26:32Z |
| 335 |
"The beat is existing now." |
kaeli042 |
2022-05-19T22:08:45Z |
| 336 |
"It's like when we got to see nipples in Max Payne 2!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-05-22T01:58:32Z |
| 337 |
"...What's the opposite of optimization?" |
kaeli042 |
2022-06-17T23:57:51Z |
| 338 |
"That's a big screw!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-06-18T00:37:52Z |
| 339 |
"I could ban you, if you want." |
kaeli042 |
2022-06-19T02:33:39Z |
| 340 |
"You can't put that where I've already put my snake!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-06-30T22:43:10Z |
| 341 |
"That guy's high on life! ...and drugs." |
kaeli042 |
2022-07-19T23:25:53Z |
| 342 |
"That wasn't my fault! The cannon shot too soon!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-08-18T22:12:55Z |
| 343 |
"I'm a smarmy bastard!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-08-18T23:02:50Z |
| 344 |
"I kinda like Horn Lord." |
kaeli042 |
2022-09-28T22:22:20Z |
| 345 |
"You gotta vibrato your horn-o." |
kaeli042 |
2022-09-28T22:48:58Z |
| 346 |
"There’s hair in my lasers!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-09-30T02:36:46Z |
| 347 |
"I don't know what gladiators are!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-09-30T02:44:53Z |
| 348 |
"I don't have any turds." |
kaeli042 |
2022-09-30T03:13:23Z |
| 349 |
"NO SOUP" |
kaeli042 |
2022-11-02T21:58:47Z |
| 350 |
"There was touching." |
kaeli042 |
2022-11-09T23:32:01Z |
| 351 |
"That's a good honker!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-11-09T23:41:30Z |
| 352 |
"I hit him with a pork chop." |
kaeli042 |
2022-11-20T00:25:58Z |
| 353 |
"So I'm gonna blast the zest." |
kaeli042 |
2022-11-24T01:01:57Z |
| 354 |
"You're Jesus, you don't need a map!" - TGF |
kaeli042 |
2022-12-02T01:07:27Z |
| 355 |
"I need to eat some lavender, I think. My brain is empty!" |
kaeli042 |
2022-12-09T01:16:58Z |
| 356 |
"Ooh look at my head shadow back there." |
kaeli042 |
2022-12-21T21:35:09Z |
| 357 |
"Oh, look at all these people we can slap!" |
kaeli042 |
2023-01-04T03:31:47Z |
| 358 |
"I can pick the flowers and put 'em in my butt!" |
kaeli042 |
2023-01-14T01:24:53Z |
| 359 |
"I mean, I have shown the occasional nipple." |
kaeli042 |
2023-01-23T02:57:36Z |
| 360 |
"Where's my horn?" |
kaeli042 |
2023-01-25T01:06:05Z |
| 361 |
"I'm driving a hedgehog." |
kaeli042 |
2023-02-12T02:06:23Z |
| 362 |
"But not the seeds, those are for the devil." |
kurtjmac |
2023-02-14T03:21:15Z |
| 363 |
"Do you want me to punch Elvis?" |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-11T21:03:20Z |
| 364 |
"I'm a long lad." |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-13T19:16:19Z |
| 365 |
"That one got my lips more than my tongue." |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-19T03:26:00Z |
| 366 |
"It smells like hippies." |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-19T03:29:55Z |
| 367 |
"Am I dead?" |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-19T03:54:03Z |
| 368 |
"I was told as a child, I could 'bone with the best of 'em." |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-19T04:02:53Z |
| 369 |
"Far landth or butht" - VintageBeef |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-19T04:07:14Z |
| 370 |
"This napkin is dead to me now." |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-22T01:59:30Z |
| 371 |
"What's my safe word?!" |
kaeli042 |
2023-03-25T23:02:14Z |
| 372 |
"Sometimes wet works better and sometimes dry works better." |
kaeli042 |
2023-04-02T02:11:58Z |
| 373 |
"Oh I hope liquid comes out of this guy's mouth." |
kurtjmac |
2023-04-07T03:26:38Z |
| 374 |
"...this is not part of the deal, pig." |
kaeli042 |
2023-04-12T23:36:11Z |
| 375 |
"Has everybody lost their mind?!" |
kaeli042 |
2023-04-14T22:59:01Z |
| 376 |
"Oil is slippery!" |
kaeli042 |
2023-05-17T23:25:40Z |
| 377 |
"I've got two lids, that's too many lids!" |
kaeli042 |
2023-08-17T21:22:23Z |
| 378 |
"It is the size of a cheese infant." - TGF |
kaeli042 |
2023-08-27T21:35:15Z |
| 379 |
"Can I POW you?!" |
kaeli042 |
2023-10-16T00:38:33Z |
| 380 |
"I don't like the game Minecraft." |
kaeli042 |
2023-12-24T00:35:32Z |
| 381 |
"What are these round boobs about?" |
kaeli042 |
2024-02-14T22:52:16Z |
| 382 |
"...I'm very bad at speedrunning, aren't I?" |
kaeli042 |
2024-02-14T23:39:05Z |
| 383 |
"I guess doors is doors." |
kaeli042 |
2024-04-17T01:22:54Z |
| 384 |
"Kurt! You broke Minecraft!" - Mhykol |
kaeli042 |
2024-04-17T01:36:46Z |
| 385 |
"I'd love to see my ball!" |
kaeli042 |
2024-10-17T00:22:11Z |
| 386 |
"I only just discovered this year that they have nipples!" |
kaeli042 |
2024-11-16T20:26:55Z |