| 1 |
I mount where I please |
ginger_maus |
2016-07-24T03:56:31Z |
| 2 |
"I need something to mount" |
the_zez |
2016-07-24T03:59:23Z |
| 3 |
"I know I need an adult" |
the_zez |
2016-07-24T04:00:11Z |
| 4 |
Housekeeping!! |
billy_druid |
2016-07-24T04:00:46Z |
| 5 |
One of us. One of us. Gooble gobble. Gooble gobble" |
the_zez |
2016-07-24T04:03:00Z |
| 6 |
"Heath Ledger says 'Hello'." |
ginger_maus |
2016-07-24T04:07:51Z |
| 7 |
Hello Friend! |
the_zez |
2016-07-26T13:07:45Z |
| 8 |
Pirate Kitty AARGH R) CoolCat |
the_zez |
2016-07-26T19:54:53Z |
| 9 |
#spacemaaaaaaaaaaus |
the_zez |
2016-07-26T22:48:43Z |
| 10 |
lazer bukkake |
the_zez |
2016-07-26T23:06:01Z |
| 11 |
Now I'm turbo-fucking my right arrow key. |
mtcason |
2016-07-26T23:09:15Z |
| 12 |
No, that's not at all how a girl squees. |
mtcason |
2016-07-26T23:12:59Z |
| 13 |
"Pop that P one more time." |
mtcason |
2016-07-26T23:16:25Z |
| 14 |
"I want to do the sex with him." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T00:03:08Z |
| 15 |
"I know I'm a boner killer. It's okay." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T00:07:45Z |
| 16 |
"Sugar tits out!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T00:35:03Z |
| 17 |
"Literally trying to shove it in anywhere." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T00:44:34Z |
| 18 |
"Laser bukkake." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T00:48:08Z |
| 19 |
"Canadian hobos ho out" |
the_zez |
2016-07-27T01:36:57Z |
| 20 |
"We can either fuck it or kill it." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T01:44:04Z |
| 21 |
"I'm confused and I'm lost and I think somebody slipped me a roofie." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T02:13:15Z |
| 22 |
"No, no, no, I'm too young to ... and I'm dead." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T02:24:10Z |
| 23 |
"I feel like I HAVE to be doing something with my hands to make my weapons fire." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T02:37:12Z |
| 24 |
"I was touching it and it went off ..." |
mtcason |
2016-07-27T02:38:08Z |
| 25 |
"Of course it is it came out of my mouth" |
the_zez |
2016-07-27T02:42:37Z |
| 26 |
"Fuck you sideways with a pine cone" |
the_zez |
2016-07-27T02:58:09Z |
| 27 |
"It was your anus and Neptune." |
mtcason |
2016-07-28T22:52:56Z |
| 28 |
"Catch me one I want to mount it" |
the_zez |
2016-07-29T00:31:19Z |
| 29 |
"Alright...tickle me helmo" |
the_zez |
2016-07-29T02:17:59Z |
| 30 |
"And he came right on my back ..." |
mtcason |
2016-07-29T22:29:03Z |
| 31 |
"How do I shit this tiny ship?" |
mtcason |
2016-07-29T22:38:22Z |
| 32 |
"Slower slower slower slower slower ..." |
mtcason |
2016-07-29T22:49:40Z |
| 33 |
"I always want to go down just nobody cares." |
mtcason |
2016-07-29T22:56:49Z |
| 34 |
"That is the bullest of shits." |
mtcason |
2016-07-29T23:30:54Z |
| 35 |
"You coming?" - Z. "Eventually. I'll give you a hint. I'm not worth waiting for." - Maus |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T00:10:26Z |
| 36 |
"I wasn't looking for one I was randomly hitting it" |
the_zez |
2016-07-30T00:28:45Z |
| 37 |
"Your camera is messed up." - Everybody |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:31:32Z |
| 38 |
"In and out and in and out and in and out." |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:33:49Z |
| 39 |
"Starbeat 39" |
the_zez |
2016-07-30T01:36:15Z |
| 40 |
"Just take me." |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:40:37Z |
| 41 |
you're a douchecanoo you're an entire fleet of douchecanoos |
the_zez |
2016-07-30T01:40:57Z |
| 42 |
"They're all converging on my rock." |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:41:51Z |
| 43 |
"It was just the best tiny thing I could afford." |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:43:01Z |
| 44 |
"Nope, don't get stuck again. NOPE! Don't get ... stuck ... again ... Unf." |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:45:37Z |
| 45 |
"Down down up up up! Over! Down! Stop. Stop stop stop!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:48:17Z |
| 46 |
"sounds like rug-burn" |
the_zez |
2016-07-30T01:53:11Z |
| 47 |
"A spray in the face, Ginger. " -Billy. "Yeah, probably." - GingerMaus |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:57:11Z |
| 48 |
"Turn, you slutty bitch!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T01:58:07Z |
| 49 |
"Dickishness is NOT an attractive quality. Okay, it kind of is ..." |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T18:55:31Z |
| 50 |
"MOIST." |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T23:10:29Z |
| 51 |
"Feel my librarian RAGE!!!!" |
the_zez |
2016-07-30T23:15:16Z |
| 52 |
"It's like I fucked a bear" |
the_zez |
2016-07-30T23:51:30Z |
| 53 |
"I just licked it a little bit ..." |
mtcason |
2016-07-30T23:51:52Z |
| 54 |
"Like a chicken bahk bahk. Live like a chicken die like a chicken" |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T00:01:01Z |
| 55 |
"Fuck your cats." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T00:26:33Z |
| 56 |
"If you ever open your mouth you will come to regret it very quickly." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T00:27:22Z |
| 57 |
"I've seen a pickled space worm before." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T00:45:20Z |
| 58 |
"Don't take off from the spaceport! THE JERKY IS READY!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T01:06:23Z |
| 59 |
"It looks like a foot." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T01:27:44Z |
| 60 |
"Oh God yes, it looks like I fucked a chocolate Easter bunny!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T01:28:25Z |
| 61 |
"I like the big, obnoxious ones." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T01:29:40Z |
| 62 |
"The boners of the elderly are awesome!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T02:02:10Z |
| 63 |
"Jeff from Achievement Hunter and his wife are fucking right where I used to live ..." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T02:16:16Z |
| 64 |
"I can't believe I wasted blowjobs for everyone." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T02:20:27Z |
| 65 |
"I am annoyed at how easy I am." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T14:14:00Z |
| 66 |
"I'm gonna milk them slowly and sensually." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T14:36:26Z |
| 67 |
"We're just gonna beat her off." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T14:46:03Z |
| 68 |
"Yes i do, very well thank you" |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T18:35:36Z |
| 69 |
"I went into the thingie Billy" |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T19:38:07Z |
| 70 |
"It's so small in space!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T19:42:09Z |
| 71 |
"I only do that to you." - Z ... "That's true." - Maus |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T20:18:46Z |
| 72 |
"is it one long one or a bunch of little ones" |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T21:08:57Z |
| 73 |
" Why do I have a red box?" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T22:48:35Z |
| 74 |
" Why do I have a red box? Does anyone know?" |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T22:49:24Z |
| 75 |
"Nope, fucking. Nope, fucking. NOPE! FUCKING FUCK!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T22:55:44Z |
| 76 |
"Go down in the hole. Thank you." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T22:56:12Z |
| 77 |
"Harry you fucking fuck fuck...well we are" |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T23:00:10Z |
| 78 |
"Give me that fucking thing, you whore." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:02:38Z |
| 79 |
"Punch him, Ron. PUNCH HIM!!!!!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:02:46Z |
| 80 |
"Things just come out of your mouth for no reason." - Zez |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:03:23Z |
| 81 |
"Aww, I wanted to draw a penis!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:03:41Z |
| 82 |
"Apparently that's NOT where I'm supposed to put it ..." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:12:12Z |
| 83 |
"Pick up the fucking hair, Ron! Fine. You've lost your privileges. Harry's going to do it." |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:12:25Z |
| 84 |
"Ron, stop putting your rat on the floor!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:14:01Z |
| 85 |
"I consider my self a slitherwla...GET ON THE FUCKING BROOM YOU BITCH" |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T23:28:04Z |
| 86 |
"Let me on you. Let me on you. LET ME GET ON YOU!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:28:13Z |
| 87 |
"She's being very quotealicous"-Billy |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T23:29:01Z |
| 88 |
" why do those stones have jizz stains??" |
the_zez |
2016-07-31T23:44:48Z |
| 89 |
"It's jizzing coins all over me!" |
mtcason |
2016-07-31T23:52:25Z |
| 90 |
"NO thats not what I want GO BACK GO BACK" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:15:21Z |
| 91 |
"Is he fucking Harry right now?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:25:33Z |
| 92 |
"Never mess with a mans pussy" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:26:57Z |
| 93 |
"Where's your rat now Ron? Get in the tube" added, |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:30:07Z |
| 94 |
"Doink! Hwehwehwehwe!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:32:20Z |
| 95 |
"DOINK!!!" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:32:21Z |
| 96 |
"Harry what did you do? it's getting bigger" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:34:04Z |
| 97 |
"Harry turns into a fucking pussy." |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:34:07Z |
| 98 |
"You just hang upside down and think about what you've done, bitch." |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:34:54Z |
| 99 |
"Bang quote random." |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:36:22Z |
| 100 |
"Because it's so rare that it's not fucking me ..." |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:48:59Z |
| 101 |
"Z's has to go in, too ..." |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:49:08Z |
| 102 |
"That would be why you know about his canon? No it just came in my mind" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:50:38Z |
| 103 |
"It's a girl and she's fucking blocks" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:51:36Z |
| 104 |
"No meatloaf you're doing it wrong" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:53:40Z |
| 105 |
"Ron quit whipping your rat out in public" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T00:57:34Z |
| 106 |
"I didn't think it would take that long, actually. I'm vaguely disappointed." |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:58:20Z |
| 107 |
"Spin, bush, spin!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T00:58:35Z |
| 108 |
"How do I go down on the broomsie?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T01:06:38Z |
| 109 |
"How do I make it shoot?!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T01:12:16Z |
| 110 |
"You gotta shoot the black one that you want." |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T01:13:14Z |
| 111 |
"Nononononono! Stop pulling that out!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T01:16:18Z |
| 112 |
"Grab the head! Grab the head! Turn it around!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T01:19:26Z |
| 113 |
"I can't shoot the girls. It won't let me shoot the girls. Shoot it! Shoot em in the ass!' |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T02:24:06Z |
| 114 |
"She's all ooey and gooey on the inside." - Z |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T02:40:34Z |
| 115 |
"'Laundry' is my favorite thing to do. I love doing 'laundry'." |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T02:44:56Z |
| 116 |
"You just stuff the stuff in" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T02:44:57Z |
| 117 |
"Where am I sticking you?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T02:53:57Z |
| 118 |
"Notice there is a lack of Cason quotes" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T02:54:04Z |
| 119 |
" You can make fun of me all you want, but where do I stick this thing?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-01T02:54:10Z |
| 120 |
"twitch being a butt face" |
the_zez |
2016-08-01T03:01:49Z |
| 121 |
"The creepy Chucky doll is going to appear in the mirror, or it's going to explode on my face. Either way, I don't want to deal with that." |
mtcason |
2016-08-02T22:02:46Z |
| 122 |
"It's raining head. Hallelujah, it's raining head!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-02T22:09:37Z |
| 123 |
"I'm about to get my face eatem by a rat demon" -Maus "That sounds nice" -Cason |
the_zez |
2016-08-02T22:39:06Z |
| 124 |
"Take me now" |
the_zez |
2016-08-02T22:43:51Z |
| 125 |
"OH GOD......fuckin books" |
the_zez |
2016-08-02T22:51:05Z |
| 126 |
"Just eat my face." |
mtcason |
2016-08-02T23:10:41Z |
| 127 |
"She's going to come out of the painting and eat me." |
mtcason |
2016-08-02T23:14:46Z |
| 128 |
"That's raw and visceral and ABSOLUTELY COMING UP BEHIND ME!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-02T23:16:26Z |
| 129 |
"So what's going to come out of this scary hole?!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-02T23:19:13Z |
| 130 |
"I feel like I'm going to get raped by a tree." |
mtcason |
2016-08-02T23:44:41Z |
| 131 |
"Mine's bigger." - Revy "But mine shoots guns." - Maus |
mtcason |
2016-08-03T00:16:33Z |
| 132 |
"normally i like fucking with you guys" |
the_zez |
2016-08-03T02:06:50Z |
| 133 |
"Go be hairy" |
the_zez |
2016-08-04T22:20:50Z |
| 134 |
" Ron ... Poof! Right into his face." |
mtcason |
2016-08-04T22:32:09Z |
| 135 |
"He just lays there for a minute, stunned and sad." |
mtcason |
2016-08-04T22:32:29Z |
| 136 |
"Ron, lift me!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-04T22:33:45Z |
| 137 |
"Terry Cruise is fuckin' attractive, can I just say that he looks like if you licked him, he'd taste like hot chocolate." |
mtcason |
2016-08-04T22:35:43Z |
| 138 |
"Ha shot Mrs Mcgonagall in the face" |
the_zez |
2016-08-04T22:56:27Z |
| 139 |
"Hermione come here. We're gonna pop your cherry" |
the_zez |
2016-08-04T23:02:47Z |
| 140 |
"Where are the cherries in this room?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-04T23:03:42Z |
| 141 |
"I think they all got popped" |
the_zez |
2016-08-04T23:04:20Z |
| 142 |
"Drop the fucking pipe you pixie fucking whore!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-04T23:18:51Z |
| 143 |
"How do I get whatever's in your mouth out?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-04T23:28:32Z |
| 144 |
"Way to go Caçon" |
the_zez |
2016-08-04T23:29:49Z |
| 145 |
"If you want to give a blowjob right, you gotta get involved." |
mtcason |
2016-08-04T23:38:54Z |
| 146 |
"I don't know how to get it off of me" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T00:05:03Z |
| 147 |
"Get on that potato" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T00:12:38Z |
| 148 |
"Stop taking your rat out in public." |
mtcason |
2016-08-05T00:13:26Z |
| 149 |
"Poopy tree gremlins" |
mtcason |
2016-08-05T00:14:59Z |
| 150 |
"It's a tight, dark hole but I got through it. It's okay." |
mtcason |
2016-08-05T00:22:11Z |
| 151 |
"I'd have to suck something down to hack something up." |
mtcason |
2016-08-05T00:31:34Z |
| 152 |
"I guess they don't both fit in there" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T00:35:35Z |
| 153 |
"I'm too jealous to dual wield" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T00:43:26Z |
| 154 |
"GET IN THE FUCKING POT you redheaded bitch" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T00:50:48Z |
| 155 |
"Ginny you whore!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-05T00:51:48Z |
| 156 |
"Stab em in the mouth!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-05T00:54:57Z |
| 157 |
"I had Ariel" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T22:03:08Z |
| 158 |
"This is me, we all know it's gonna cum." |
mtcason |
2016-08-05T22:26:07Z |
| 159 |
"But it blew up in here face" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T22:36:12Z |
| 160 |
"A big giant door how did I miss that?" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T22:44:08Z |
| 161 |
"Nothing is letting me fuck fuck...fuck" |
the_zez |
2016-08-05T22:57:20Z |
| 162 |
"I want big fiery balls." |
mtcason |
2016-08-05T23:40:21Z |
| 163 |
"My god people need to stop coming in at the worst times" |
the_zez |
2016-08-06T00:09:43Z |
| 164 |
"They're ganging up on me billy" |
the_zez |
2016-08-06T00:14:00Z |
| 165 |
"Just let me go to the bathroom then I'll show you the greatest Styx song ever ..." -Z |
mtcason |
2016-08-06T00:21:48Z |
| 166 |
"Let me in, let me inside you!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-06T00:41:47Z |
| 167 |
"That's what he said"-Billy |
the_zez |
2016-08-06T00:42:18Z |
| 168 |
"That man's ginormous dick shaped my life." (Maus talking about David Bowie) |
mtcason |
2016-08-06T00:42:36Z |
| 169 |
"Then I went over to the sex shop next door and made friends." |
mtcason |
2016-08-06T00:54:25Z |
| 170 |
"Turn faster you fucking whore bitch. Go DOWN!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-06T00:56:54Z |
| 171 |
"I eat very slowly when I'm talking while I do it." |
mtcason |
2016-08-06T01:29:54Z |
| 172 |
"It's a very small box to have a dude in" |
the_zez |
2016-08-06T01:43:25Z |
| 173 |
"Look, I'm dripping!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-06T01:44:47Z |
| 174 |
"No sucking allowed on the first day of vacation." |
mtcason |
2016-08-06T01:53:26Z |
| 175 |
"It's hard to move" |
the_zez |
2016-08-06T01:56:22Z |
| 176 |
"I've done that in real life. It really works." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T01:40:06Z |
| 177 |
"Move your stumpy little Ginger legs, bitch!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T01:47:26Z |
| 178 |
"It's not karma it's Comcast" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T01:56:49Z |
| 179 |
"Nope, no dog is cumming. No dog is cumming. There will not be a dog. There are no dogs." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:01:57Z |
| 180 |
"NOPE no dog is coming" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T02:02:17Z |
| 181 |
"I was trying to go for all three of them at the same time, but that didn't go so well." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:05:51Z |
| 182 |
"Apparently I can shoot over a car but not over a bush." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:08:08Z |
| 183 |
"I just had everyone fuckin' survive" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T02:08:28Z |
| 184 |
"I just ran out at the end." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:09:43Z |
| 185 |
"So what do we want to play neck?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:09:59Z |
| 186 |
"It's a box. It's a pink box." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:17:52Z |
| 187 |
"Shrink it." - Zez "No, I like it giant." - Maus |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:18:50Z |
| 188 |
"Aww, no, it just suffocates her. That's no fun." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:21:15Z |
| 189 |
"Your so quick Cason"-Zez "I have magic fingers"-Cason |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T02:38:37Z |
| 190 |
"I don't know how to get that up." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T02:39:31Z |
| 191 |
"I do like penetration " |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T03:03:12Z |
| 192 |
"Fuck you and your postcard planet" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T03:52:34Z |
| 193 |
"people need oxygen" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T04:19:44Z |
| 194 |
"It's nice when the things you're excited for come up quickly" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T05:01:12Z |
| 195 |
"I'm just gonna lie here tits up snd let you finish" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T06:36:05Z |
| 196 |
"I have to vibrate it with my hand" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T06:54:11Z |
| 197 |
"That is your first mistake" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T06:55:15Z |
| 198 |
"And those things won't stay in my head..." |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T07:01:42Z |
| 199 |
"Monkey butter" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T07:54:59Z |
| 200 |
"The one time i check I CAN actually go down it" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T08:24:21Z |
| 201 |
"Knew it was coming. It is beautiful. It was always beautiful" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T08:32:24Z |
| 202 |
"Come up to your face and rub all over you" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T09:05:24Z |
| 203 |
"He and I do it on Tuesdays together" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T09:09:11Z |
| 204 |
"I did not mean that as filthy as it came out." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T10:38:35Z |
| 205 |
"Stop wailing on me with your weird fucking sword." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T10:43:48Z |
| 206 |
"It's bigger on the inside." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T10:54:52Z |
| 207 |
Happy Birthday, Billy! |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T12:03:56Z |
| 208 |
"Damn, the double teaming was not nice. Did not appreciate it." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T12:57:23Z |
| 209 |
"I thought there was only one entrance and exit ..." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T12:59:54Z |
| 210 |
"I think my favorite part is the weird shit your legs do." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T14:09:54Z |
| 211 |
"Fuck me silly" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T14:14:54Z |
| 212 |
"I wonder if I can be a real dick." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T14:31:20Z |
| 213 |
"Damn. Bent me over and spanked me senseless!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T14:31:41Z |
| 214 |
"I had five guys on me." - Zez |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T14:32:24Z |
| 215 |
"I almost got it. I was like ... two inches off." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T14:37:55Z |
| 216 |
"So weird doing it in a browser ..." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T21:48:14Z |
| 217 |
"Pooping these little balls that we eat." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T21:50:31Z |
| 218 |
"I ran into a big, purple snake. I got too greedy." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T21:55:51Z |
| 219 |
"You poop out little, glowy balls. And they're YOUR balls." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:03:46Z |
| 220 |
"Finding people to fist." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:06:36Z |
| 221 |
"Mmmm, red poops!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:18:09Z |
| 222 |
"Fuck off, little white dude!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:22:59Z |
| 223 |
"I can't say anything because this snake is really big and I've been working on him for a looooooong time." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:28:22Z |
| 224 |
"This (Maus talking about the big snake she's working over) is so beautiful. It's so big. So long." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:29:28Z |
| 225 |
"Snakey milkshake brings the Maus to the yard." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:34:58Z |
| 226 |
"When they're really tiny, if you run in to them head on, they die." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:37:25Z |
| 227 |
"Shove my face against their organs." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:39:07Z |
| 228 |
"You just ate his poop!" -Billy ... "I did, I survive off that almost entirely." -Maus |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:42:09Z |
| 229 |
"Best tweet I ever twatted." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:48:18Z |
| 230 |
"Dammit Cason" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T22:49:00Z |
| 231 |
"I coiled like a motherfucker." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T22:55:00Z |
| 232 |
"Thank you Zez" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T22:55:17Z |
| 233 |
"I love watching my butt poop more colors." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T23:05:31Z |
| 234 |
"I doinked right into his fucking face." |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T23:13:35Z |
| 235 |
"Ooooh, you look like a big motherfucker!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T23:16:39Z |
| 236 |
"For those playing the home game" |
the_zez |
2016-08-07T23:16:50Z |
| 237 |
"There you go, Sunny Jim. 125mm of surprise buttsex for ya!" -TBSteak169 |
mtcason |
2016-08-07T23:46:23Z |
| 238 |
"Oh shit, he said a bad word!" |
mtcason |
2016-08-08T00:24:05Z |
| 239 |
"I didn't know it was gonna explode in my face" |
the_zez |
2016-08-08T00:27:00Z |
| 240 |
"...might have been a rat" |
the_zez |
2016-08-08T00:35:43Z |
| 241 |
"Why is my heart beating?! I don't like it." |
mtcason |
2016-08-08T00:36:09Z |
| 242 |
"Oh look I can kick it" |
the_zez |
2016-08-08T00:44:28Z |
| 243 |
"It has done many things to me...it violated me in my ears" |
the_zez |
2016-08-08T01:04:55Z |
| 244 |
"I was going to beat off the monster." |
mtcason |
2016-08-08T01:19:38Z |
| 245 |
"It's happening in a small tight space!" (followed by indiscriminate moaning) |
mtcason |
2016-08-08T01:24:26Z |
| 246 |
"It's when it's a long, narrow, cramped passage ... that's what freaks me out." |
mtcason |
2016-08-08T01:26:03Z |
| 247 |
"You guys know those things ... the books ... with the phone numbers in em ..." |
mtcason |
2016-08-08T01:31:25Z |
| 248 |
"Happy Birthday Billy" OhMyDog |
the_zez |
2016-08-10T01:16:11Z |
| 249 |
"Shoot off your wand dammit. Shoot white stuff everywhere " |
the_zez |
2016-08-10T01:59:20Z |
| 250 |
"Can I jump on him and fly? YES! the answer is yes" |
the_zez |
2016-08-10T02:00:38Z |
| 251 |
"I didn't know that was gonna set it off" |
the_zez |
2016-08-10T02:26:20Z |
| 252 |
"It's by my clitoris" |
the_zez |
2016-08-10T02:45:06Z |
| 253 |
"How do I make it go up?" |
the_zez |
2016-08-11T23:18:24Z |
| 254 |
"Move you tit-headed bitch" |
the_zez |
2016-08-11T23:29:43Z |
| 255 |
"This is bullshit of the shittiest bull" |
the_zez |
2016-08-11T23:48:26Z |
| 256 |
"You know...you could...put it in your mouth" |
the_zez |
2016-08-11T23:56:43Z |
| 257 |
"Something very long and very green came out of her mouth" |
the_zez |
2016-08-12T00:20:47Z |
| 258 |
"Much like Earnest, I've never known when to quit." |
mtcason |
2016-08-12T22:14:08Z |
| 259 |
"Is there some guy whacking off in the back corner?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-12T22:24:27Z |
| 260 |
"Do I pull it out?" |
mtcason |
2016-08-12T23:22:03Z |
| 261 |
"Pulling out is entirely unreliable, kids. Don't pull out at home." |
mtcason |
2016-08-12T23:22:15Z |
| 262 |
"There are only certain ones that you can yank out vertically." |
mtcason |
2016-08-12T23:24:33Z |
| 263 |
"It wasn't bleeding until we yanked it out." |
mtcason |
2016-08-12T23:25:14Z |
| 264 |
"Sometimes I think I have dingleberries for brains." |
mtcason |
2016-08-13T00:19:34Z |
| 265 |
"That's a visceral little thwack" |
the_zez |
2016-08-13T00:35:28Z |
| 266 |
"He pounds me eight more times to pound it in that 'Ooooh, I fucked you up!'." |
mtcason |
2016-08-13T00:56:22Z |
| 267 |
"I'm stuck on it. Shush, I'm fine. I got it up." |
mtcason |
2016-08-13T01:59:57Z |
| 268 |
"You just get stuck there you big headed asshole" |
the_zez |
2016-08-13T22:30:32Z |
| 269 |
"In a column to slide up and down." |
mtcason |
2016-08-18T23:24:55Z |
| 270 |
"I am literally fucking the Triforce right now." |
mtcason |
2016-08-18T23:38:36Z |
| 271 |
"It's hard and confusing." |
mtcason |
2016-08-19T00:26:28Z |
| 272 |
"Tentacles come out of nowhere and hit you in the face sometimes." |
mtcason |
2016-08-19T00:42:12Z |
| 273 |
"He fuckin' exploded, that was awesome." |
mtcason |
2016-08-19T00:46:28Z |
| 274 |
"I just tip back my head and eat whatever comes out." |
mtcason |
2016-08-19T01:02:27Z |
| 275 |
"I got them off." |
mtcason |
2016-08-19T01:06:47Z |
| 276 |
"I suck." |
mtcason |
2016-08-19T01:07:05Z |
| 277 |
oh god Allen, oh god Allen, oh God Allen!!! |
the_zez |
2016-08-19T01:32:43Z |
| 278 |
"Fuck you and your fucking killing me" |
the_zez |
2016-08-19T23:42:25Z |
| 279 |
"Run faster sugar tits" |
the_zez |
2016-08-21T01:24:00Z |
| 280 |
"Slipped it in there casually" |
the_zez |
2016-08-21T01:36:23Z |
| 281 |
"Big spinning space anus" |
the_zez |
2016-08-21T01:43:15Z |
| 282 |
"All engines fire something" |
the_zez |
2016-08-21T01:47:03Z |
| 283 |
"They're so tiny and i'm blind" |
the_zez |
2016-08-21T01:56:49Z |
| 284 |
"Once you go for black OP-Nes you never go back!" |
the_zez |
2016-08-21T02:10:14Z |
| 285 |
"Plug the hole" |
the_zez |
2016-08-24T00:09:49Z |
| 286 |
"UP something go up" |
the_zez |
2016-08-24T00:22:07Z |
| 287 |
"We are just doing Maus-aroebics" |
the_zez |
2016-08-24T00:30:25Z |
| 288 |
"Hold on hunny I'm apparently fucking a ceiling beam" |
the_zez |
2016-08-24T01:10:30Z |
| 289 |
"something with balls in maus face" |
the_zez |
2016-08-26T23:26:00Z |
| 290 |
"looks like it's coming" |
the_zez |
2016-08-26T23:53:30Z |
| 291 |
"It's getting longer" |
the_zez |
2016-08-26T23:54:09Z |
| 292 |
"Stand still I'm shooting you in the ass" |
the_zez |
2016-08-28T19:40:43Z |
| 293 |
"My wands are erecting...ooooh my wands are very erect at this point" |
the_zez |
2016-08-28T20:12:48Z |
| 294 |
"I love FUCKING Colin" |
the_zez |
2016-09-01T23:12:42Z |
| 295 |
"Don't go near that mans mouth you don't know where it's been" |
the_zez |
2016-09-04T19:59:46Z |
| 296 |
"You can watch me doing it" |
the_zez |
2016-09-06T23:28:28Z |
| 297 |
"So have we Bitch!" |
the_zez |
2016-09-06T23:32:51Z |
| 298 |
"Alright Dr. Butt" |
the_zez |
2016-09-06T23:38:12Z |
| 299 |
"Sorry I touched it and it misfired" |
the_zez |
2016-09-07T00:16:55Z |
| 300 |
"The dickiest of dickweeds" |
the_zez |
2016-09-10T00:01:07Z |
| 301 |
"The dickiest of dickbags" |
the_zez |
2016-09-10T00:01:24Z |
| 302 |
"SHOINK" |
the_zez |
2016-09-10T00:14:32Z |
| 303 |
"Bad evil erect fin" |
the_zez |
2016-09-10T00:36:54Z |
| 304 |
"The horny thing is sucking up all the wood" |
the_zez |
2016-09-10T00:50:48Z |
| 305 |
"Zez is always on the ball" |
the_zez |
2016-09-11T22:35:26Z |
| 306 |
"Just run around grab random balls and shove 'em in...." |
the_zez |
2016-09-11T23:49:32Z |
| 307 |
"I have a thing for pasty white balls" |
the_zez |
2016-09-12T00:31:28Z |
| 308 |
"I fucked worse than Jawas." |
the_zez |
2016-09-12T23:24:11Z |
| 309 |
"I like being mounted" |
the_zez |
2016-09-12T23:35:59Z |
| 310 |
"Just let him finish, it's not that sticky." |
the_zez |
2016-09-12T23:36:19Z |
| 311 |
"I have my monkey butter in my lap" |
the_zez |
2016-09-13T01:14:34Z |
| 312 |
"BOOSH" |
the_zez |
2016-09-14T00:01:38Z |
| 313 |
"The Zombie Acockalips" |
the_zez |
2016-09-26T00:50:49Z |
| 314 |
"Where in the funky butt lovin am I goin?" |
the_zez |
2016-09-28T00:00:59Z |
| 315 |
"He's not judging, he's just ambitious" |
the_zez |
2016-09-30T00:01:43Z |
| 316 |
"Saint's Row: All The Penetration" |
the_zez |
2016-10-04T01:04:06Z |
| 317 |
"I want the stick" |
the_zez |
2016-10-05T01:15:54Z |
| 318 |
"AH there you are you scum sucking....window licker" |
the_zez |
2016-10-08T00:02:59Z |
| 319 |
"His big giant balls are flying at my face" |
the_zez |
2016-10-08T01:12:23Z |
| 320 |
"I have them both, so I might as well use them both" |
the_zez |
2016-10-16T18:59:22Z |
| 321 |
"Orphanism" -Zez |
the_zez |
2016-10-18T22:27:04Z |
| 322 |
"Eat-wearing" |
the_zez |
2016-10-18T23:34:36Z |
| 323 |
"I remember tits too" -Revy |
the_zez |
2016-10-19T00:54:49Z |
| 324 |
"pa hoexix" |
the_zez |
2016-10-22T00:44:12Z |
| 325 |
"...Kay" |
the_zez |
2016-10-24T01:55:56Z |
| 326 |
He got me off good |
billy_druid |
2016-10-29T01:24:56Z |
| 327 |
as innocent as freshly PLOWED snow Kappa |
component_z |
2016-11-01T01:24:07Z |
| 328 |
I'm getting eaten! |
component_z |
2016-11-12T02:40:31Z |
| 329 |
Goddamn it he crawled in my air conditioner again |
the_zez |
2016-11-15T02:19:07Z |
| 330 |
"I'm gonna milk those 3 seconds" |
the_zez |
2016-11-16T01:19:23Z |
| 331 |
"Soon I am going to be inside you" |
the_zez |
2016-11-18T23:28:55Z |
| 332 |
"Why did it staaaaaaaaaaaahp?!!" |
mtcason |
2016-11-30T23:33:00Z |
| 333 |
"I am best in trifectas." |
mtcason |
2016-11-30T23:33:32Z |
| 334 |
"Is it Final Fantasy XXX? Because I'm waiting for that one." |
mtcason |
2016-11-30T23:36:42Z |
| 335 |
"I'd be concerned if someone's dick were that pointy." |
mtcason |
2016-11-30T23:37:20Z |
| 336 |
"I'm better if I can share." |
mtcason |
2016-12-01T00:02:09Z |
| 337 |
"French, feel, finger, fuck!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-01T00:27:06Z |
| 338 |
"Sometimes going out and coming back in works." |
mtcason |
2016-12-01T01:01:09Z |
| 339 |
"Arrrrgh! It's one of those fucking dick monkeys." |
mtcason |
2016-12-01T01:08:03Z |
| 340 |
"Someone grab his hair and shove it up his ass!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-01T01:48:59Z |
| 341 |
"Fuck fuck fuck stabby fuck STABBY FUCK!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-01T01:57:50Z |
| 342 |
"Don't go limp, damn it!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-01T03:00:33Z |
| 343 |
"Fee-fi-fo-fuck me"-Bob |
the_zez |
2016-12-02T03:19:05Z |
| 344 |
"I want to do Zez by daylight." |
mtcason |
2016-12-03T01:41:28Z |
| 345 |
"I will set up a mirror and play under my desk." |
mtcason |
2016-12-03T01:51:21Z |
| 346 |
"Banana for scale." |
mtcason |
2016-12-04T18:40:55Z |
| 347 |
"I'm just gonna lay flat on my back behind everyone, stare up at the ceiling, and say, 'I hate my life." |
mtcason |
2016-12-04T18:50:11Z |
| 348 |
"Why am I sticky?" |
mtcason |
2016-12-04T20:01:50Z |
| 349 |
"Liches are bony and dry. You'd need a lot of lube." |
mtcason |
2016-12-04T20:01:58Z |
| 350 |
"Let me in you. Let me in you! LET ME IN YOU!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-05T00:09:08Z |
| 351 |
"Let me on you. Let me on you! LET ME ON YOU! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-05T00:29:04Z |
| 352 |
"Oh, shit! Lots of orange people!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-05T00:31:00Z |
| 353 |
"He just shot me in the mouth." |
mtcason |
2016-12-05T00:52:19Z |
| 354 |
"Teehee! I just killed a real person!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-05T00:52:39Z |
| 355 |
"Static came and fucked me in the face." |
mtcason |
2016-12-05T00:55:35Z |
| 356 |
"Z is a little salty PJSalt" |
the_zez |
2016-12-05T01:25:38Z |
| 357 |
"A banana doesn't fit in my shoebox." |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T00:59:44Z |
| 358 |
"Hey, I let them choose what kind of fancy duct tape I use." |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T01:01:26Z |
| 359 |
I try to rape them, but it's like a porcupine in there - bob |
component_z |
2016-12-08T01:04:05Z |
| 360 |
"For me, winning in that game is 'I got to touch the ball.' - Bob |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T01:06:09Z |
| 361 |
"Try to find a game that will be THEIR favorite game." - Maus right after conversation revolved around anal insertion of 2 liter glass bottles. |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T01:10:58Z |
| 362 |
"Have you ever seen how scary the Teletubbie are outside of their costumes? They're fucking ginormous!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T01:20:11Z |
| 363 |
"But you have to grind them forever and ever and ever and ever." |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T01:27:38Z |
| 364 |
*distractedly* "Sorry, we were talking about dildos." |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T01:43:36Z |
| 365 |
"And then EA happened." - Bob |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T01:44:33Z |
| 366 |
"They miss seeing us fucking around between episodes." |
mtcason |
2016-12-08T01:59:59Z |
| 367 |
"I'm stuck on it right now." |
mtcason |
2016-12-10T01:21:37Z |
| 368 |
"It's kind of like my perpetual motion machine, I just can't stop working on it." |
mtcason |
2016-12-10T01:22:04Z |
| 369 |
"Fuck you ... oh, I ... I did that wrong." |
mtcason |
2016-12-10T01:36:33Z |
| 370 |
"Though if it can get me to beat this guy, I'd do just about anything." |
mtcason |
2016-12-10T01:38:17Z |
| 371 |
"I was so close. I just mis-timed when that was going to cum. The answer was, 'all over my face'." |
mtcason |
2016-12-10T01:46:21Z |
| 372 |
"Too many Zs, too many D's, all the VDs." |
mtcason |
2016-12-10T01:47:25Z |
| 373 |
"Oooh, look, I can do a three baller!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-11T19:21:35Z |
| 374 |
"This is gonna hurt, this big glowing blue anus in front of me." |
mtcason |
2016-12-11T20:02:53Z |
| 375 |
"cuz i snorted coke up my nose and it hurted!" |
billy_druid |
2016-12-11T20:06:27Z |
| 376 |
"I basically have your ass wedged in one position and it's impossible to shoot from." - Bob |
mtcason |
2016-12-11T20:30:33Z |
| 377 |
"I don't have a lot I can do from this position." |
mtcason |
2016-12-11T20:30:46Z |
| 378 |
"Please don't share your peanuts, Becky." -Zez |
mtcason |
2016-12-11T23:11:37Z |
| 379 |
"She bent him over and Bahamut shafted him." - Wizards00 |
mtcason |
2016-12-12T00:21:52Z |
| 380 |
"get in the goal bitch" |
the_zez |
2016-12-12T02:57:08Z |
| 381 |
"Thanks everyone, for cumming!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-12T03:07:50Z |
| 382 |
"I'm activating the fuck out of it!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-16T00:20:31Z |
| 383 |
"Where's that fucking trailer that I slept in earlier?!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-16T01:16:11Z |
| 384 |
I have to watch my incest Animes'! |
billy_druid |
2016-12-17T03:18:26Z |
| 385 |
"OMG! NAZI DRAGONS!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T00:52:27Z |
| 386 |
"The trick is to aim for the pointy helmets." |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T00:53:25Z |
| 387 |
"Where are you, Lawrence? I've heard things about your dick and I want to see if they're true." |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:00:30Z |
| 388 |
"I keep getting eaten by snipers and i don't enjoy this." |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:11:58Z |
| 389 |
'Sorry, Mike, I think I shot you in the ass just a little bit." |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:18:17Z |
| 390 |
"I don't like the ragdoll physics on a fucking horse, man!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:20:01Z |
| 391 |
"Awwww, there's a twitching horrrrrrrrrrrse! OH GOD I'M JUST STARING AT IT SEIZE!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:23:34Z |
| 392 |
"I turned on my stabby and I don't know how to get back to my gun." |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:24:59Z |
| 393 |
"I don't know what I'm doing, I'm just spraying and praying." |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:28:30Z |
| 394 |
"That was AWESOME for the forty seconds it lasted." |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:28:43Z |
| 395 |
"I'm going to spawn on your face now." |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T01:28:48Z |
| 396 |
"Dr. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-19T02:54:13Z |
| 397 |
"YOURS IS HUGE!" - Maus to Zez |
mtcason |
2016-12-20T00:27:37Z |
| 398 |
"Yours is a two-hander." - Maus to Zez |
mtcason |
2016-12-20T00:27:57Z |
| 399 |
"Yours is so big, hands won't even fit around your package." Maus to Zez |
mtcason |
2016-12-20T00:28:16Z |
| 400 |
"Yours is bigger than Z's." - Maus to Zez |
mtcason |
2016-12-20T00:28:30Z |
| 401 |
"They keep me chained up. They don't let me leave, ever." |
mtcason |
2016-12-20T01:37:28Z |
| 402 |
"Shit me in the brickety fuck!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-21T00:36:45Z |
| 403 |
"Z was the smaller one and you were the bigger, Zez." |
mtcason |
2016-12-22T23:59:21Z |
| 404 |
"I'm going to sit here and hug my mug." |
mtcason |
2016-12-23T00:01:31Z |
| 405 |
"That's a sign that men should lose weight. 'sacurate." |
mtcason |
2016-12-23T01:03:28Z |
| 406 |
"I find your lack of faith accurate!" |
billy_druid |
2016-12-23T01:10:29Z |
| 407 |
"I hate fucking fingers!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-23T02:15:48Z |
| 408 |
"Fuck you, Colonel Sanders!' |
mtcason |
2016-12-25T00:27:15Z |
| 409 |
" I like the rough side." |
mtcason |
2016-12-26T00:11:24Z |
| 410 |
"I'm at the health pack. There's shit in here, did you know that?!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-29T23:25:13Z |
| 411 |
"I'm vibrating on the ground." |
mtcason |
2016-12-29T23:26:57Z |
| 412 |
"I am under Z." |
mtcason |
2016-12-29T23:33:54Z |
| 413 |
"I just ONCE would like to be able to kill someone." |
mtcason |
2016-12-29T23:36:13Z |
| 414 |
"My grandmother is DEAD and she can load a gun faster than you!!!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-29T23:37:20Z |
| 415 |
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I just shot the horse!!!!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-29T23:38:46Z |
| 416 |
"Grandmother bitch fuck." |
mtcason |
2016-12-29T23:58:26Z |
| 417 |
"I only died one more time than I was killed." |
mtcason |
2016-12-30T00:04:58Z |
| 418 |
"You're driving this tank so badly, you've given me a stroke." |
mtcason |
2016-12-30T00:14:38Z |
| 419 |
"I love you baby. No, no, no, back up. Back up here!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-30T00:16:40Z |
| 420 |
"This is an awesome place except there are no red people to shoot." |
mtcason |
2016-12-30T00:24:20Z |
| 421 |
"Oh, I'm so glad you're shanking me brutally!" |
mtcason |
2016-12-30T01:02:24Z |
| 422 |
"I have a picture of Rico's dick that did not come out the way I meant it to." |
mtcason |
2017-01-05T00:54:06Z |
| 423 |
"Oh, that was a hooker. I thought it was a mannequin!" |
mtcason |
2017-01-05T22:30:25Z |
| 424 |
"You don't know how many people I've hit with my car." |
mtcason |
2017-01-05T22:33:16Z |
| 425 |
"Oh, I've just rammed the police. Sorry! I don't know how to turn the steering wheel." |
mtcason |
2017-01-05T22:33:38Z |
| 426 |
"The last time someone did that to me, they couldn't get low enough." |
mtcason |
2017-01-05T23:11:20Z |
| 427 |
"Pay attention to me, Daddy!' |
mtcason |
2017-01-05T23:13:16Z |
| 428 |
"I pimp many, many people out." |
mtcason |
2017-01-05T23:41:23Z |
| 429 |
"Stop eating me." |
mtcason |
2017-01-06T00:11:27Z |
| 430 |
"Why am I exploding!" |
billy_druid |
2017-01-07T00:54:57Z |
| 431 |
"Damn, these dogs are fucking me up. Naughty puppeh!' |
mtcason |
2017-01-07T01:20:31Z |
| 432 |
"Bad puppy bad puppy...fuck you puppy" |
the_zez |
2017-01-07T01:27:12Z |
| 433 |
"All I want out of life is, just once, to kill someone." |
mtcason |
2017-01-08T02:10:17Z |
| 434 |
"You guys are going to have to carry the conversation because I just want to kill someone." |
mtcason |
2017-01-08T02:11:54Z |
| 435 |
"You realize you killed a REAL person?" - Zez "I do, that's awesome, and I'm incredibly stoked about that." - Maus |
mtcason |
2017-01-08T02:20:45Z |
| 436 |
"That thing that's gonna come up ... that's not happening." |
mtcason |
2017-01-13T00:15:55Z |
| 437 |
"Just lay back and let the hit squad cum." |
mtcason |
2017-01-13T02:14:58Z |
| 438 |
Well I am fucking Ace freely! |
component_z |
2017-01-13T02:32:09Z |
| 439 |
"OHHH that one's hard" |
the_zez |
2017-01-13T02:33:11Z |
| 440 |
"Why did I have to get eaten?" |
mtcason |
2017-01-13T02:36:58Z |
| 441 |
"Why did I have to get eaten by Mr. Tiddles the Space Spider?" |
mtcason |
2017-01-13T02:37:16Z |
| 442 |
"He is hot on my ass now." - Z |
mtcason |
2017-01-13T02:38:17Z |
| 443 |
"How often does your meat hook itself?" |
mtcason |
2017-01-13T03:27:35Z |
| 444 |
"I think it's going to eat the fuck out of my poor little CPU." |
mtcason |
2017-01-13T03:34:35Z |
| 445 |
"Why is my dog vibrating?" |
mtcason |
2017-01-14T01:16:44Z |
| 446 |
"Why are you crawling up my ass?" |
mtcason |
2017-01-14T01:19:51Z |
| 447 |
"Can you stop shooting me in the mouth?" |
mtcason |
2017-01-14T01:33:42Z |
| 448 |
"I have to deal with fucking Piper" |
the_zez |
2017-01-14T02:08:41Z |
| 449 |
"You don't understand my love for fucking lemony snicket" |
the_zez |
2017-01-14T23:38:30Z |
| 450 |
"Y'all are just jealous because I get all the pussy." |
mtcason |
2017-01-14T23:41:08Z |
| 451 |
"I'm one of those nice assholes"-Dragon |
the_zez |
2017-01-15T01:24:58Z |
| 452 |
"They get kind of vibratey." |
mtcason |
2017-01-15T01:37:18Z |
| 453 |
"Oh! I didn't know that hole was there." |
mtcason |
2017-01-15T21:04:04Z |
| 454 |
"I see you, you red bastard." |
mtcason |
2017-01-15T22:38:41Z |
| 455 |
"I want to spread my infection everywhere." |
mtcason |
2017-01-15T22:41:39Z |
| 456 |
"I'm going to eat bubblegum that I found in a toilet." |
mtcason |
2017-01-15T23:58:24Z |
| 457 |
"Ohhhh, he ate my mouth!' |
mtcason |
2017-01-16T01:14:27Z |
| 458 |
"It's like those dogs you have to lure with peanut butter up the stairs!" |
mtcason |
2017-01-16T01:21:00Z |
| 459 |
"It's blue and it glows!" |
mtcason |
2017-01-16T01:22:50Z |
| 460 |
"Long A, Long I, Short A, Short I, what are we talking about here?" |
mtcason |
2017-01-16T01:35:59Z |
| 461 |
"Nick Valentine, you come back here when I'm talking to you!" |
mtcason |
2017-01-16T01:42:07Z |
| 462 |
"Well, I needed the rubber." |
mtcason |
2017-01-16T01:54:27Z |
| 463 |
"All things lead to Revy's benis." |
mtcason |
2017-01-16T01:55:54Z |
| 464 |
"What the fuck exploded on me?!) |
mtcason |
2017-01-19T23:57:47Z |
| 465 |
"No one eats Maus." |
mtcason |
2017-01-20T00:31:12Z |
| 466 |
"Slap Cason's meat." |
mtcason |
2017-01-20T00:35:15Z |
| 467 |
"Stop prodding me with whatever that is you're prodding me with!" |
mtcason |
2017-01-20T00:51:11Z |
| 468 |
"I think I just shot that poor woman in the crotch." |
mtcason |
2017-01-20T01:26:51Z |
| 469 |
"Oh, I definitely just shot her in the tits." |
mtcason |
2017-01-20T01:28:14Z |
| 470 |
"Trapper on my ass. Gonna go down in a minute!" |
mtcason |
2017-01-22T19:37:17Z |
| 471 |
Trapper on my ass, gonna go down in a minute" |
billy_druid |
2017-01-22T19:37:44Z |
| 472 |
"I JUST GOT KICKED! LAMB!" |
mtcason |
2017-01-22T20:18:11Z |
| 473 |
"Only because I haven't been properly porked." |
mtcason |
2017-01-22T20:20:43Z |
| 474 |
It's Go Eff! |
component_z |
2017-01-22T20:34:01Z |
| 475 |
"You don't want to whip your meat out too close to my apartment because there's a day care center next door." |
mtcason |
2017-01-22T20:43:21Z |
| 476 |
"Damn it, I did not think that was going to become a quote." |
mtcason |
2017-01-22T20:44:03Z |
| 477 |
"I wish i could do something while you stab me in the mouth." |
mtcason |
2017-01-22T20:54:04Z |
| 478 |
"I fucked up all the hooks in the general area." |
mtcason |
2017-01-22T20:55:41Z |
| 479 |
"If you hurt loader bot i'm gonna fuck the shit" |
the_zez |
2017-01-23T01:33:46Z |
| 480 |
"I need a good nailing." |
mtcason |
2017-01-26T23:17:06Z |
| 481 |
"It won't go in! Why won't it go in?!" -Maus ... "Maybe you're not big enough." -Zez |
mtcason |
2017-01-26T23:17:36Z |
| 482 |
I'M A MONSTER!! I'M A MONSTER AAAAAH |
billy_druid |
2017-01-27T02:03:38Z |
| 483 |
"Keep walking cheese dick" |
the_zez |
2017-01-28T01:34:35Z |
| 484 |
"Stay in your corner Mr. Twitchy" |
the_zez |
2017-01-29T00:11:03Z |
| 485 |
"It's my freaky gross foot-hands" |
the_zez |
2017-01-29T00:42:33Z |
| 486 |
"FUCK! FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WITH A FUCKING CACTUS" |
the_zez |
2017-01-29T00:46:29Z |
| 487 |
"Thank you naked friend. Thank you naked friend. You are a good naked friend" |
the_zez |
2017-01-29T01:25:51Z |
| 488 |
"that's right you pantless motherfucker" |
billy_druid |
2017-01-29T02:46:24Z |
| 489 |
"Is it a person? or a cow? |
the_zez |
2017-02-02T23:23:20Z |
| 490 |
"Awww i touched it" |
the_zez |
2017-02-02T23:25:14Z |
| 491 |
"That was my masturbating hand" |
the_zez |
2017-02-03T00:03:57Z |
| 492 |
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" |
billy_druid |
2017-02-03T01:55:54Z |
| 493 |
"he's up my ass, he's up my ass" |
billy_druid |
2017-02-18T02:36:08Z |
| 494 |
"dammit I just wasted my genitals on that!" |
billy_druid |
2017-02-26T02:19:34Z |
| 495 |
"That's as big as fucking dragons dad" |
the_zez |
2017-02-26T20:23:09Z |
| 496 |
"He agrees to fucking everything" |
the_zez |
2017-02-26T21:19:54Z |
| 497 |
"Scumbag Scumbag...TAKE THAT YOU WINDOW LICKER" -Steak |
the_zez |
2017-03-04T00:23:03Z |
| 498 |
" there are two cheeks a ass cave" |
the_zez |
2017-03-04T00:47:13Z |
| 499 |
"He's got his junk hooked up to...thing...he enjoys this" |
the_zez |
2017-03-04T01:02:12Z |
| 500 |
"what are you wearing, maus? right now, nothing" |
the_zez |
2017-03-04T01:44:26Z |
| 501 |
"...thats three...OH GOD NO" |
the_zez |
2017-03-25T00:25:37Z |
| 502 |
"You know who didnt see the thing? MAUS DIDNT SEE THE THING, she was looking the other way" |
the_zez |
2017-03-26T01:34:26Z |
| 503 |
"Put thread on there you bitch punk" |
the_zez |
2017-03-30T22:43:50Z |
| 504 |
"C'MON I NEED THE THINGIES" |
billy_druid |
2017-04-02T21:06:18Z |
| 505 |
"Oh I remember killing a real person" |
the_zez |
2017-05-13T02:00:26Z |
| 506 |
"stop blowing your wads on me!" |
billy_druid |
2017-05-17T01:23:53Z |
| 507 |
"Heal the giant FLAN"-Zez |
the_zez |
2017-05-17T01:32:05Z |
| 508 |
"That squirrel has meth" |
the_zez |
2017-05-20T00:27:46Z |
| 509 |
"i'm inside Z's ass" |
billy_druid |
2017-06-01T01:41:22Z |
| 510 |
"OH NO that bad thing is gonna bad thing me! |
billy_druid |
2017-06-02T00:01:39Z |
| 511 |
"i was touching it and it just went off" |
billy_druid |
2017-06-04T00:30:29Z |
| 512 |
"Oh God now i'm fucking spot" |
the_zez |
2017-06-04T01:07:09Z |
| 513 |
"True southern florida redneck, just with less meth" |
the_zez |
2017-06-17T22:12:26Z |
| 514 |
"I love that thi... rich milk" |
the_zez |
2017-07-28T00:27:04Z |
| 515 |
"You think these are all the trees they cunt down" |
the_zez |
2017-08-10T23:36:00Z |
| 516 |
"like too many dicks on the dance floor, there are too many emotes in the maus" |
the_zez |
2017-08-11T00:48:06Z |
| 517 |
Let meowt! |
component_z |
2017-08-26T01:27:59Z |
| 518 |
"Red hot ursine passion. Please ensure that's carved onto my tombstone." - Maus during Hurricane Irma 2017, 9/11/2017 |
mtcason |
2017-09-12T01:48:29Z |
| 519 |
"There goes my wood" |
the_zez |
2017-11-22T01:43:05Z |
| 520 |
"Can a severed dick still cum?" |
the_zez |
2017-12-02T00:32:59Z |
| 521 |
"I am skull-fucking him, currently." - Maus talking about a corpse |
mtcason |
2017-12-06T01:53:57Z |
| 522 |
"Now all the little sperm are going back into the dead guy." |
mtcason |
2017-12-06T02:19:01Z |
| 523 |
"Let's see how many spermies come out of her." |
mtcason |
2017-12-06T02:33:52Z |
| 524 |
"Thank you very much, Z, for the sperm count donation." |
mtcason |
2017-12-06T02:34:43Z |
| 525 |
"I can take it in any size." |
mtcason |
2017-12-08T01:07:56Z |
| 526 |
"I can't intimate anyone." |
mtcason |
2017-12-08T15:47:38Z |
| 527 |
"Sell me your penis banana." |
mtcason |
2017-12-10T23:50:52Z |
| 528 |
"I'm getting really good at pegging." |
mtcason |
2017-12-11T01:32:32Z |
| 529 |
"Wanna hop on and dick around until stream time at 7?" |
mtcason |
2017-12-18T23:43:16Z |
| 530 |
"I can lengthen your penis." |
mtcason |
2017-12-19T01:18:56Z |
| 531 |
"We insert the love we have" |
mtcason |
2017-12-19T01:32:50Z |
| 532 |
"Cason, I'm really glad you let me play around with your deluxo." |
mtcason |
2017-12-19T02:44:14Z |
| 533 |
"It's like walrus fucked eggman from sonic" |
the_zez |
2018-01-07T00:36:54Z |
| 534 |
"please don't service my pink dildo" |
billy_druid |
2018-01-20T00:43:53Z |
| 535 |
"Go in the damn hole." |
mtcason |
2018-01-25T01:39:44Z |
| 536 |
I always smell like that |
component_z |
2018-02-10T03:04:40Z |
| 537 |
"It looks like a throbbing testicle as a nose, I want one" |
the_zez |
2018-02-11T02:17:29Z |
| 538 |
"Is that cheeese?" (steak) |
the_zez |
2018-02-11T02:21:51Z |
| 539 |
"It has old people sex, which is kinda awesome" (maus) "I want you and you and you" (Dragon) |
the_zez |
2018-02-11T02:53:01Z |
| 540 |
"I like torpedoes in the rear" |
the_zez |
2018-02-22T01:39:19Z |
| 541 |
"the hoe gave me cabbage" |
the_zez |
2018-02-25T00:03:06Z |
| 542 |
"I need hard wood I dont know how to get hard wood..." |
the_zez |
2018-02-25T01:10:17Z |
| 543 |
"Pancakerabbit" |
the_zez |
2018-03-01T00:47:50Z |
| 544 |
"O have to get up at the ass crack of dawn to mother...." |
the_zez |
2018-03-01T03:07:17Z |
| 545 |
"Oh shit ball soup" |
the_zez |
2018-04-12T23:32:48Z |
| 546 |
"I dont know what i said that required climping..." |
the_zez |
2018-04-21T00:18:47Z |
| 547 |
i thought it was gonna bounce off of me i didnt realize it was going to fire off another one" |
the_zez |
2018-05-19T00:21:31Z |
| 548 |
"there's a lot of balls I dont like this kind of party" |
the_zez |
2018-05-19T02:23:17Z |
| 549 |
"I had to go be social in real life it involved a hotel and lots of driving" |
the_zez |
2018-05-19T02:26:55Z |
| 550 |
"Noooo now they get hard" |
the_zez |
2018-05-25T23:49:28Z |
| 551 |
"Do it, he encourages my assholes" |
the_zez |
2018-05-26T02:09:27Z |
| 552 |
"I fucking hate poor people" |
the_zez |
2018-05-28T01:13:43Z |
| 553 |
"I'm a tentacle girl in a tentacle world" |
the_zez |
2018-06-10T01:47:56Z |
| 554 |
We have a kitty cam right down there. |
mtcason |
2018-06-29T23:12:48Z |
| 555 |
If the time runs out, you'll finger at random. |
mtcason |
2018-06-29T23:16:42Z |
| 556 |
"I'm not good at this once it gets hard." |
mtcason |
2018-06-29T23:25:59Z |
| 557 |
"One of these days I'm going to have to eat Cason's brisket." |
mtcason |
2018-07-03T23:12:47Z |
| 558 |
"I came before you did" |
the_zez |
2018-07-27T00:04:54Z |
| 559 |
"Staaaaahp scary" |
the_zez |
2018-08-01T23:05:29Z |
| 560 |
"suck a nugget" |
the_zez |
2018-08-02T00:22:37Z |
| 561 |
“Get your fucking come on me nick” |
the_zez |
2018-08-05T01:18:17Z |
| 562 |
wheres that squirrel shit?" |
the_zez |
2018-08-05T01:45:23Z |
| 563 |
"Lets do a shit-ton of drugs right now...ok?" |
the_zez |
2018-08-08T01:32:44Z |
| 564 |
"thats not what i ment to eat" |
the_zez |
2018-08-09T23:20:02Z |
| 565 |
"How do i get in you?" |
the_zez |
2018-08-09T23:33:57Z |
| 566 |
"Hoooooly monkey butts" |
the_zez |
2018-08-10T01:43:52Z |
| 567 |
"I'm nervous, you're not wearing pants, everything's wet..." |
the_zez |
2018-09-03T22:27:27Z |
| 568 |
"Go in the hole spider-man, you have a kid i'm sure you know..." |
the_zez |
2018-09-04T01:00:02Z |
| 569 |
"Why are you going down? Thats right bitch!" |
the_zez |
2018-09-18T00:39:22Z |
| 570 |
"shrooms are awesome" |
the_zez |
2018-09-21T00:21:49Z |
| 571 |
EHHHH! Bad noises! Why?! |
component_z |
2018-09-25T23:16:16Z |
| 572 |
"shake shake shake. shake shake shake. shake you bflowowers" |
the_zez |
2018-09-26T01:24:47Z |
| 573 |
"I was kinda hoping you were gonna solve it for me cuz you have a big..." |
the_zez |
2018-10-05T00:42:53Z |
| 574 |
"Ideally I want get 2 of these in here but i'll dont know if it'll fit" |
the_zez |
2018-11-14T01:19:32Z |
| 575 |
"fit where I want you" |
the_zez |
2018-12-01T00:22:18Z |
| 576 |
"Calci-bunny fufu" |
the_zez |
2018-12-06T01:11:21Z |
| 577 |
"C'mon you dickball get away from me" -Z |
the_zez |
2018-12-06T01:22:45Z |
| 578 |
"I need one more poop. do you have any poop? I have lots of poops" |
the_zez |
2018-12-06T01:31:09Z |
| 579 |
"I would quite possibly kill anyone's mother" |
the_zez |
2018-12-08T00:22:19Z |
| 580 |
"bitches need to drink" |
the_zez |
2018-12-14T00:14:13Z |
| 581 |
"bitches love pretzel shops" |
the_zez |
2018-12-14T00:33:09Z |
| 582 |
"God I just pulled a maus" (Z) "You did not pull a... DON'T CALL IT THAT" (Maus) |
the_zez |
2019-01-10T01:23:06Z |
| 583 |
"Hello that's a friend, you're in my mouth :D" |
the_zez |
2019-01-10T01:26:58Z |
| 584 |
"Have a nice Zez, Zez" |
the_zez |
2019-01-10T02:46:49Z |
| 585 |
"Zez says be niii... ice to steak" |
the_zez |
2019-01-11T00:32:11Z |
| 586 |
"app..pa...la..pa..lap...pa..pa..pa" |
the_zez |
2019-01-11T01:32:47Z |
| 587 |
"I'm not sick...(sniff)" |
the_zez |
2019-01-23T02:13:06Z |
| 588 |
"Have some drugs and go to bed" |
the_zez |
2019-01-27T03:06:31Z |
| 589 |
"I'm gonna do things I just don't have money for things" |
the_zez |
2019-01-28T00:11:08Z |
| 590 |
"There's butterflies yall" |
the_zez |
2019-01-29T01:27:38Z |
| 591 |
I'm not fine. I'm not jank. I'm fine |
component_z |
2019-01-30T00:19:27Z |
| 592 |
"How's my bunny bunny" |
the_zez |
2019-02-02T01:51:04Z |
| 593 |
"I will pet you if you get your fat ass in my lap" |
the_zez |
2019-02-07T01:44:09Z |
| 594 |
"That's my fat ass" |
the_zez |
2019-02-07T01:44:35Z |
| 595 |
"Maus did a dumb" |
the_zez |
2019-02-07T01:48:41Z |
| 596 |
"The MothMan cums for me" |
the_zez |
2019-02-07T01:54:34Z |
| 597 |
"you're a jerk sandwhich" |
the_zez |
2019-02-07T02:02:26Z |
| 598 |
"You don't wanna go see S-spider-man" |
the_zez |
2019-02-08T00:31:08Z |
| 599 |
"It's gonna be full of squirting" |
the_zez |
2019-02-08T01:34:20Z |
| 600 |
"I'm a more of a do it in the morning" |
the_zez |
2019-02-08T02:34:57Z |
| 601 |
"Star Wars is filling the hole quite nicely" (Durras) |
the_zez |
2019-02-08T02:37:52Z |
| 602 |
"I'm not even looking i'm just fucking greg" |
the_zez |
2019-02-13T00:55:28Z |
| 603 |
"People hate this hole most of all" |
the_zez |
2019-02-15T01:04:15Z |
| 604 |
"There's a lot thats working...stop it" |
the_zez |
2019-02-15T01:47:25Z |
| 605 |
"I would like these 8-bit assholes" |
the_zez |
2019-02-15T02:03:27Z |
| 606 |
"I would like these 8-bit assholes to tell me what they think of my holes" |
the_zez |
2019-02-15T02:04:35Z |
| 607 |
"!draong" |
the_zez |
2019-02-15T02:29:06Z |
| 608 |
"You guys... this is-you guys" |
the_zez |
2019-02-21T01:54:21Z |
| 609 |
"Cuz I'm fat and slow and wandering twords you" |
the_zez |
2019-02-24T00:32:47Z |
| 610 |
"I'm fat and slow and gonna die" |
the_zez |
2019-03-06T01:24:57Z |
| 611 |
"That's mommas fat" |
the_zez |
2019-03-12T01:45:13Z |
| 612 |
"you into grandmas?" |
the_zez |
2019-03-12T01:49:06Z |
| 613 |
"I need to not pick fights with stupid stuff" |
the_zez |
2019-03-19T00:45:01Z |
| 614 |
"Little of valo" |
the_zez |
2019-03-23T17:52:07Z |
| 615 |
"Pic-a-nic-ing" |
the_zez |
2019-04-17T00:31:55Z |
| 616 |
"The Canadian fli-ag" |
the_zez |
2019-04-19T00:41:01Z |
| 617 |
An elementary school is a Fling of Strags |
component_z |
2019-04-19T00:53:44Z |
| 618 |
"Come now, Noy Boy Nu Boy Nu bi.... oh fucking christ" |
the_zez |
2019-05-28T23:32:52Z |
| 619 |
"spank that snakey ass" -wisards |
the_zez |
2019-05-29T00:02:03Z |
| 620 |
"I wish I had good I..." |
the_zez |
2019-05-29T01:22:40Z |
| 621 |
"rainging" -wisards |
the_zez |
2019-06-05T00:15:54Z |
| 622 |
"My controller. We're gonna blame it." |
the_zez |
2019-06-05T00:23:24Z |
| 623 |
"Steak better as hell be bloody" |
the_zez |
2019-06-06T00:17:23Z |
| 624 |
I'll always take pity rides |
component_z |
2019-06-09T01:37:58Z |
| 625 |
"Want-wants" |
the_zez |
2019-06-11T00:09:38Z |
| 626 |
"I like your ceauxsters I just cant ride your ceauxsters" |
the_zez |
2019-06-12T00:17:24Z |
| 627 |
"Meekins is the one deep in my throat" |
the_zez |
2019-06-28T01:33:45Z |
| 628 |
"Bullshit Lofty's a troll" |
the_zez |
2019-06-29T01:04:26Z |
| 629 |
In my time of need, let Meekins cum to me |
component_z |
2019-07-03T00:30:07Z |
| 630 |
oh god, I have to climb up twitchy mcgee to get into the hole |
component_z |
2019-07-04T01:49:00Z |
| 631 |
I've literally lost track of who I am on now |
component_z |
2019-07-04T03:02:08Z |
| 632 |
Sometimes dropping a unicorn is the only way to get my attention |
the_zez |
2019-07-04T23:09:05Z |
| 633 |
"And not that cheap shitty knockoff that didn't taste the right" |
the_zez |
2019-07-10T00:29:50Z |
| 634 |
"Do you know how many hours I spent cleaning up your pee" |
the_zez |
2019-07-10T00:31:11Z |
| 635 |
"Sigh... It's not annoying...Sigh IT'S SUPER NOT ANNOYING..." |
the_zez |
2019-07-13T21:28:45Z |
| 636 |
"I've also been homeless and that also doesn't suck" added, this is quote #636 |
the_zez |
2019-07-13T21:42:12Z |
| 637 |
"I don't want to be a coke mule that was not fun" |
the_zez |
2019-07-13T23:28:57Z |
| 638 |
"I already took my drugs" |
the_zez |
2019-07-16T23:13:31Z |
| 639 |
"I don't have a homeless guy in my bathroom... If i was keeping him in my bathroom" |
the_zez |
2019-07-16T23:16:40Z |
| 640 |
I want on you! I want in you! |
component_z |
2019-07-19T01:22:59Z |
| 641 |
"!bob!mike" |
the_zez |
2019-07-25T01:40:03Z |
| 642 |
"I will poke you with my toes |
the_zez |
2019-07-25T23:29:29Z |
| 643 |
"Maus is gonna get an entirely sea-green painted ass" |
the_zez |
2019-07-25T23:31:43Z |
| 644 |
"Computers can learn and too fuck Maus" |
the_zez |
2019-07-25T23:33:44Z |
| 645 |
"I forgot it didn't get sucked up in me" |
the_zez |
2019-07-26T01:03:49Z |
| 646 |
"I just grabbed some juice to go with my drugs... do i want one drugs or 2 drugs" |
the_zez |
2019-08-02T00:12:57Z |
| 647 |
"I have all kinds of drugs picked out" |
the_zez |
2019-08-02T00:18:03Z |
| 648 |
"I put 100% of my brain ball at it" |
the_zez |
2019-08-02T00:42:35Z |
| 649 |
"Welcome black" |
the_zez |
2019-08-02T02:00:13Z |
| 650 |
"Go go go be in the hole" |
the_zez |
2019-08-02T23:38:26Z |
| 651 |
"I don't know how to turn my head" |
the_zez |
2019-08-09T01:53:28Z |
| 652 |
"I'm dying, hold on I'm fat" |
the_zez |
2019-08-09T02:09:41Z |
| 653 |
That speaks volumes about grinding on the guardian |
pawbin_hood |
2019-08-12T23:49:24Z |
| 654 |
On her Tweeter |
pawbin_hood |
2019-08-13T01:12:39Z |
| 655 |
Can you have something good in you? |
pawbin_hood |
2019-08-13T01:13:24Z |
| 656 |
"sealing stoles" |
the_zez |
2019-09-03T23:46:56Z |
| 657 |
"I'm a trippy hippie" |
the_zez |
2019-09-04T00:48:51Z |
| 658 |
"tranjer pigmy" |
the_zez |
2019-09-04T00:59:45Z |
| 659 |
"I touched a koala" -Z |
the_zez |
2019-09-12T01:08:43Z |
| 660 |
"ha-gee-youuuu" |
the_zez |
2019-09-12T01:18:10Z |
| 661 |
Hey there's a dragon! "I'm going to need your meat" |
pawbin_hood |
2019-09-18T23:08:42Z |
| 662 |
"HECKYOU, HECKYOU" |
the_zez |
2019-10-04T00:56:49Z |
| 663 |
"blood hat hacker" |
the_zez |
2019-10-14T23:12:01Z |
| 664 |
"What's the scooping incident... OH NO" |
the_zez |
2019-10-17T23:29:54Z |
| 665 |
"slender-fucker" |
the_zez |
2019-11-02T00:59:47Z |
| 666 |
"Don't pull it out" |
the_zez |
2019-11-08T02:03:55Z |
| 667 |
"Holy Buckets" |
the_zez |
2019-11-16T00:44:13Z |
| 668 |
Have a Good Wisards! |
zgames_exe |
2019-11-16T03:26:13Z |
| 669 |
Drive me up nut |
zgames_exe |
2019-11-16T03:52:23Z |
| 670 |
"buttmunch" |
the_zez |
2019-11-21T02:56:06Z |
| 671 |
"I think like a scorpion" |
the_zez |
2019-11-22T01:54:49Z |
| 672 |
"This is my first time doing a mech alone..." |
the_zez |
2019-12-28T01:34:52Z |
| 673 |
"this is why no one likes horses" |
the_zez |
2020-01-04T02:25:28Z |
| 674 |
"Oh you're a butt-face I'm gonna punch you in the head" |
the_zez |
2020-01-04T03:23:51Z |
| 675 |
"they're selling girl stickout cookies" |
the_zez |
2020-01-09T01:35:29Z |
| 676 |
"it's a lot easier... I threw up" |
the_zez |
2020-01-21T01:31:19Z |
| 677 |
"Walk around with a full load of crap" |
the_zez |
2020-01-21T01:53:38Z |
| 678 |
"I grew up in a cemetery" |
the_zez |
2020-01-25T01:05:57Z |
| 679 |
we can both hit it, I just had to find the right spot |
wisards00 |
2020-01-30T01:42:05Z |
| 680 |
"Are there wolves in my hole again? |
the_zez |
2020-01-31T01:01:19Z |
| 681 |
"I will love my toy" |
the_zez |
2020-02-01T00:42:51Z |
| 682 |
"It was this little OOOOHAHHHHTTTT" |
the_zez |
2020-02-06T00:40:43Z |
| 683 |
"I punched the corn" |
the_zez |
2020-02-06T01:33:19Z |
| 684 |
"I wanna cook hobo stew" |
the_zez |
2020-02-06T01:38:57Z |
| 685 |
"Just go to the place with the stuff, damnit just stepped on a cactus" |
the_zez |
2020-02-07T01:10:09Z |
| 686 |
"The only experience I have with water" |
the_zez |
2020-02-07T02:38:54Z |
| 687 |
"Do you guys wanna go to my hole?" |
the_zez |
2020-02-07T02:48:15Z |
| 688 |
" Tits in a bastard butt nuts" |
the_zez |
2020-02-14T02:07:25Z |
| 689 |
"today has been as bad as dumb stupid stuff" |
the_zez |
2020-02-14T02:09:45Z |
| 690 |
maus- Hello friend. your dick is in my face... and now your head is gone. |
firespitter194 |
2020-02-25T02:50:07Z |
| 691 |
"get them all I want their meat" |
the_zez |
2020-02-27T00:17:22Z |
| 692 |
"I get a dollar an inch" |
the_zez |
2020-02-27T00:47:01Z |
| 693 |
"For as fast as it goes that amounts to $52 an hour" |
the_zez |
2020-02-27T00:47:34Z |
| 694 |
"I don't listen when Bob talks" |
the_zez |
2020-02-27T01:27:58Z |
| 695 |
Durras: "I don't have a black" |
the_zez |
2020-02-27T01:30:20Z |
| 696 |
"And the problem is... I threw up" |
the_zez |
2020-03-07T01:19:08Z |
| 697 |
"I would like your meat" |
the_zez |
2020-03-07T02:39:59Z |
| 698 |
Z: "Pssh she's your mom man" |
the_zez |
2020-03-20T00:04:35Z |
| 699 |
"Build you nerd build" |
the_zez |
2020-03-20T00:07:18Z |
| 700 |
“I have more than that in pictures of dick dicks” |
the_zez |
2020-03-28T00:58:12Z |
| 701 |
"My ass will find a way" |
the_zez |
2020-03-30T23:39:03Z |
| 702 |
"A pokeall's tits" |
the_zez |
2020-03-31T00:00:51Z |
| 703 |
"You're coming slow" |
the_zez |
2020-05-02T01:05:40Z |
| 704 |
'i got everything up my ass" |
the_zez |
2020-05-02T01:10:46Z |
| 705 |
"I wanna be able to watch these assholes as they get their coffee" |
zgames_exe |
2020-05-14T00:58:34Z |
| 706 |
Maus: dick caught in stealing fan |
wisards00 |
2020-05-15T01:12:31Z |
| 707 |
Maus: aww man, he lands while i'm spawning! ...i swear to mother &!%#ing god, wisards, you clip that i'mma stab you |
wisards00 |
2020-06-20T05:46:42Z |
| 708 |
I'm out of poke'balls, Tits. Well that ruined my whole life. |
wisards00 |
2020-05-29T03:49:48Z |
| 709 |
Holy buckets, Charlie Brown. Look at that shit shimmer! |
wisards00 |
2020-06-07T05:35:31Z |
| 710 |
no, the Thing is too tough. i can't handle the Thing. |
wisards00 |
2020-06-20T04:26:34Z |
| 711 |
Z: Let me know if you see him coming. Maus: i will |
wisards00 |
2020-06-20T04:42:16Z |
| 712 |
i have many Canadians... in my channel |
wisards00 |
2020-06-20T04:51:49Z |
| 713 |
Z: uh no, we need to go... Maus: Oh! to pet your deathclaw? |
wisards00 |
2020-06-20T04:57:07Z |
| 714 |
Instructions were unclear. Dick caught in stealing fan. |
wisards00 |
2020-06-20T04:59:18Z |
| 715 |
i'm trying to like, catalog in my head where wendigos' spawn |
wisards00 |
2020-06-25T22:04:11Z |
| 716 |
i'll be there in two shakes. i'm being mauled by a bloated one |
wisards00 |
2020-06-25T22:13:02Z |