| 1 | "I used to mess around with John smith" |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 2 | "Sometimes you need to refresh when that happens, not that you can hear me." -dark 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 3 | "Oh yeah, Kinka has such a mean streak when pissed." -SirBartonsLady |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 4 | "Get your gun and shoot that baby!" -Crysyn |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 5 | "It's just children, you can make more." -DireDwarf |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 6 | "Wow you're awesome. /s" - dark 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 7 | "It's totes cray." -Kingnewbs 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 8 | "Eff my life." -dark reading Mizzle II storyline. |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 9 | "your facecam whilst cool is feckin creepy" -GoddessAphrael |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 10 | "I might have fallen down..." -Honney | "AGAIN?!" -Pak |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 11 | "My shift key didn't go down on me." -dark |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 12 | "I think I can blow him" - KingNewbs, 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 13 | "HEY I CLAIMED QUOTE THIRTEEN YOU JERK" -Kirby |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 14 | "Oh wow!" -dark | "What did you eat?" -KingNewbs | "I ate you!" -dark | "DON'T EAT ME!!!!" -KingNewbs |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 15 | "I don't care if there are viruses, I'll save them." -dark updating Java |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 16 | "The size does not matter." -Mish |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 17 | "Here comes the gas!" -dark |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 18 | "How about we all shut up and let him play :z" -Legacyisreal |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 19 | "Did you shoot me?" -dark ; "Not by accident." -KingNewbs |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 20 | I may suck at killing people but I look good doing it! |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 21 | "OH OH OH LADY YOU LIED TO ME! She said shift to go faster in a boat!" -Honney ; "HON! You know better!" - Pak |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 22 | "Aren't you guys cute with your belief that you're first" - SBL 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 23 | "aburger what are you doing to that donkey?!" -dark 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 24 | "While Captain is getting loaded..." -Dark, 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 25 | "I'm not afraid of you much." - Dark 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 26 | "Coebot doesn't cheat much." -Dark, 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 27 | "I don't think Captain ever expected me to make working car lifts. *flicks lever* *game crash* " -Dark, 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 28 | "Lol @Darkphan you should have kept the hole and made it a [Mish]door" -Misty, 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 29 | "They won't get close, even if I have to beat them with my own head!" -KingNewbs, 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 30 | "When I broke your head." -Miheyu, 2014 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 31 | "I kind of enjoy getting destroyed" -Pungence 2015 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 32 | "Inventory pls" -Dark, 2015 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 33 | "You gotta think smarter than the block sometimes." -Dark 2015 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 34 | "I can take all the balls" - Miheyu 2015 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 35 | "How do you spell snide?" -Crysyn, 2014, said while typing it and hitting Enter |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 36 | "I put a thing into a thing and [things exploded.]" -dark, 2015 |  | 2020-02-29T21:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 37 | "Don't question it, just enjoy it." -dark 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-02-09T19:46:12Z | 
                
                
                    | 38 | "I'm peeking at this 'storage device.'" -dark 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-02-11T02:51:11Z | 
                
                
                    | 39 | "OOoooohhhhhh... niiice." -CaptainQ 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-02-25T03:15:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 40 | "KingNewbs becoming KingBewbs?" ~GoddessAphrael 2015 | linkybs | 2015-03-11T06:18:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 41 | "I am the one who quotes." -Kinka 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-11T06:24:26Z | 
                
                
                    | 42 | "The worst part was the nurse that had to do the shaving." - dark 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-11T06:24:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 43 | "Yes, I'll be biologically female." - KingNewbs 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-11T06:25:01Z | 
                
                
                    | 44 | "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 "You ever have déjà vu?" -dark 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-11T06:25:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 45 | "I think I'm at an adequate size" - darkphan 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-11T06:25:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 46 | "Who's confused?" -CaptainQ; "You are! Always asking what time it is." -KingNewbs; "Oh ok." -CaptainQ | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-11T06:25:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 47 | "You won't get banned for dying JUST yet!" -Dark, 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-11T06:26:57Z | 
                
                
                    | 48 | "Eight hours? No wonder my butt's sore" - Darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-03-11T08:10:07Z | 
                
                
                    | 49 | "I was going to do 10 minutes, but forever is powerful" -Kinkajou 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-12T02:22:31Z | 
                
                
                    | 50 | "How many days?" -CaptainQ ; "Yes." -dark 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-03-23T02:14:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 51 | "Make sure to go to the control tab and set the insertion rate up higher" - Miheyu 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-04-07T04:41:00Z | 
                
                
                    | 52 | "You had Diamond in my Reactor Hole!"  Darkphan 2015 | linkybs | 2015-04-07T06:01:43Z | 
                
                
                    | 53 | "Yeah, you get laid." -KingNewbs, 2015 | mrkirbyxiii | 2015-04-07T08:04:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 54 | "I always love me a good chest." ~Darkphan 2015 | linkybs | 2015-05-05T04:10:47Z | 
                
                
                    | 55 | "Yeah, suck it, dildo!"  KingNewbs 2015 | linkybs | 2015-06-09T07:13:33Z | 
                
                
                    | 56 | "OHHH Did I just punch myself?!?!" - KingNewbs, 2015 | mrkirbyxiii | 2015-07-06T06:22:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 57 | "We got plenty of meat to stick in 'em" ~darkphan 2015 | linkybs | 2015-07-13T07:56:36Z | 
                
                
                    | 58 | "Aww man that's not fair, you can't put poo in the fridge!" | sirbartonslady | 2015-07-22T04:30:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 59 | "My dinger stopped working" -Darkphan 2015 | mistyxautumn | 2015-07-25T09:46:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 60 | Darkphan: "I'm just thinking about how big we can make it." - 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-08-15T05:20:43Z | 
                
                
                    | 61 | "You are bigger than this rock!" - Darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-08-24T03:22:18Z | 
                
                
                    | 62 | "Don't heal, I'm trying to kill you!!" ~Darkphan 2015 | linkybs | 2015-09-02T06:52:46Z | 
                
                
                    | 63 | "I'm gonna go deeper into this hole." - Darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-09-03T06:32:19Z | 
                
                
                    | 64 | "You gotta put it in front!" - Darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-09-04T06:00:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 65 | "I must be a butt" - Darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-09-06T06:34:48Z | 
                
                
                    | 66 | "I hate poppin' out all the chatz" - Miheyu 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-09-07T04:25:11Z | 
                
                
                    | 67 | You're not a fan of digital... Well digital is not a fan of you" - Dark | mishanangel | 2015-09-08T02:57:30Z | 
                
                
                    | 68 | "Why won't it let me pull it out?" - Darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-09-08T06:43:22Z | 
                
                
                    | 69 | "And then you stick your thingy in it." - KingNewbs 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-09-13T09:38:57Z | 
                
                
                    | 70 | "Ohhhh, it's growin! It's almost there!" - Darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-09-16T06:09:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 71 | "Out of curiosity, let's pull these out and throw them in here." - Darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-09-28T05:30:42Z | 
                
                
                    | 72 | "Ohhh, I saw somebody hop on!" - darkphan 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-10-10T05:11:20Z | 
                
                
                    | 73 | "TWITCH SENIOR DISCOUNT HYPE!" - sugbearsam 2015 | crysyn | 2015-10-11T04:56:03Z | 
                
                
                    | 74 | "I seem to have made off with your paper stack, I'll give you some back." - CaptainQ 2015 | crysyn | 2015-10-11T07:03:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 75 | "It can only be done once, and it's gonna take five psychos" - CaptainQ 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-10-20T06:27:58Z | 
                
                
                    | 76 | "Click on your face!" "No, click on YOUR face!" -King, dark, 2015 | mrkirbyxiii | 2015-10-20T08:39:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 77 | "Come over here and punch baby Dead in the face." -dark, 2015 | mrkirbyxiii | 2015-10-21T05:18:19Z | 
                
                
                    | 78 | "Luckily I am no man!" - KingNewbs 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-10-26T08:37:13Z | 
                
                
                    | 79 | "BIGGER!!" - BrownFairy 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-10-31T06:36:43Z | 
                
                
                    | 80 | "I need to love on her when she comes in the bedroom" - kinkajou 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-10-31T06:56:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 81 | "It isn't always the size of the chest." - force_fmd 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-11-01T07:27:47Z | 
                
                
                    | 82 | "One of the most impressive things I have seen" - Salmissra3 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-11-06T07:14:01Z | 
                
                
                    | 83 | "I probably only touch my mobile once or twice a month." - Salmissra3 2015 | kingnewbs | 2015-11-06T08:16:06Z | 
                
                
                    | 84 | "If dark kills me, all I have to say is that it wouldn't be the first time." - CaptainQ 2015 | kinkajou1015 | 2015-11-19T04:38:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 85 | "BOOYA GRANMA!" - CaptainQ 2015 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T07:59:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 86 | "You guys kiss!" - Darkphan 2015 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:00:33Z | 
                
                
                    | 87 | "Where do I stick my package at?" ~Darkphan 2015 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:00:50Z | 
                
                
                    | 88 | "No wonder I can't sleep, I'm trying to sleep on toast!!" ~Darkphan 2015 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:06:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 89 | "Woah, watch that hole!" - Darkphan 2015 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:06:41Z | 
                
                
                    | 90 | "What an IDIOT." -dark 2015 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:06:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 91 | "Let me throw my seeds in there." - Darkphan 2015 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:06:50Z | 
                
                
                    | 92 | "Is that what everyone says at the start of my streams: Oh dear goodness, it's dark!" -darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:06:59Z | 
                
                
                    | 93 | "I'm right on top of... oh my god..." - dark 2016 in Obscurity with Pakratt at 1FPS | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:07:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 94 | "I CAN MOVE!" - dark and Pak 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:07:11Z | 
                
                
                    | 95 | "They slowly died... fastly" ~Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:07:19Z | 
                
                
                    | 96 | "What's the worse that could happen?" -dark ; "We saw it." -Pak 2016 referring to Sheepocolypse | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:07:25Z | 
                
                
                    | 97 | "I have maybe an hour in me." - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:07:31Z | 
                
                
                    | 98 | "I will carry my big stick." -dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:07:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 99 | "BLUE!? What? I don't even!" -dark playing The Witness 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:07:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 100 | "I am the ph f-word" - darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:07:57Z | 
                
                
                    | 101 | "If you dont like that King, well suck it" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:04Z | 
                
                
                    | 102 | "I couldn't reach the beaver, but then I knelt down and I could reach him" - KingNewbs 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:09Z | 
                
                
                    | 103 | "Oh, red frog on your butt!" -KingNewbs 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:15Z | 
                
                
                    | 104 | "It's weird that it was backed up." - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:20Z | 
                
                
                    | 105 | "Let me take my pants off." -Pak 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:24Z | 
                
                
                    | 106 | "GET OUTTA THAT HOLE!" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:28Z | 
                
                
                    | 107 | "I tapped that for power" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 108 | "You need a special Enderman head for that" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:37Z | 
                
                
                    | 109 | "Get your face punched by a face" - Brainless Troll 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:40Z | 
                
                
                    | 110 | "Let's see if we can turn on a couple Phans..." - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 111 | *opens door, sees zombie closes door* "There's somebody at the door for you." -dark to CaptainQ 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:47Z | 
                
                
                    | 112 | "The bottom IS blue!" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:52Z | 
                
                
                    | 113 | "You guys need a Kinka head" - Kinkajou1015 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:08:56Z | 
                
                
                    | 114 | "All it takes is a little bit of wood." -Tydeesigns 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:09:00Z | 
                
                
                    | 115 | "Screw Etho." -Tydeesigns 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:09:03Z | 
                
                
                    | 116 | "He would've felt the bottom..." - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:09:10Z | 
                
                
                    | 117 | "I can't jump anymore. I've got my pants off." -Pak 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:09:13Z | 
                
                
                    | 118 | "Zero, you're mod in name only, and an annoyance" -Pak 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:09:16Z | 
                
                
                    | 119 | "I may have just made a hole in the water right there." - Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:09:21Z | 
                
                
                    | 120 | "How am I gonna do this? He won't take all the weight." - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:16:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 121 | "He just simply can't hold it all." - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:16:41Z | 
                
                
                    | 122 | "Do I have to take my pants off?" - Pakratt 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:16:46Z | 
                
                
                    | 123 | "We'll just manually place the bits in the holes." ~Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:16:52Z | 
                
                
                    | 124 | "You last six times as long as I do basically." - Pak ; "Yeah." - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:21:00Z | 
                
                
                    | 125 | "How do I make a crafting table if I can't make a crafting table?" - Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:21:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 126 | Darkphan & Kingnewbs, THEY FIGHT CRIME! | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:21:16Z | 
                
                
                    | 127 | "Dangit! No tramp stamps!" ~Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:21:22Z | 
                
                
                    | 128 | "Look at all these balls flying everywhere!" King 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:21:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 129 | "I could have two generaties feeding it" Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:21:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 130 | "I'll try not to spook your monkey." - Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:21:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 131 | "I'll tank it, you spank it." - Aro 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:21:54Z | 
                
                
                    | 132 | "Do you have something to put in 'im?" ~Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:22:03Z | 
                
                
                    | 133 | "Oops, I looked at the horse!" -dark 2016 after the horse took damage. | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:22:10Z | 
                
                
                    | 134 | "Everything's jiggling like crazy" ~Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:22:16Z | 
                
                
                    | 135 | "OMG there's a Mammoth inside me" -King 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:22:23Z | 
                
                
                    | 136 | "Just poke it with your guy." - Aro 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:22:28Z | 
                
                
                    | 137 | "I lost it all when the tip came in" - BrownFairy 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:22:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 138 | "Dark did your beaver get some good wood?" - Aro 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:23:26Z | 
                
                
                    | 139 | "Well that's huge." - LinkyBS 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:23:31Z | 
                
                
                    | 140 | "It's about adventure, tech, and changing your pants every few minutes." -Dark 2014, describing the MC Karma mod. | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:23:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 141 | "Alright, I'm going to go try and keep this out of my nightmares now" - Miheyu 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:23:45Z | 
                
                
                    | 142 | "Oh jeez these things are so long!" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:24:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 143 | "Siri, remind me to make a penis tower on ARK." - Kingnewbs 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:24:14Z | 
                
                
                    | 144 | "This Tootsie Pop's thick!" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:24:20Z | 
                
                
                    | 145 | "Man that thing's huge" - Batastrophe 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:24:25Z | 
                
                
                    | 146 | "Just had the Something Big is Here music" - Aro 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:24:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 147 | "I got off and the guy decided to just walk away" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:24:39Z | 
                
                
                    | 148 | "It's not as big as I thought it was" "Yeah feels a lot smaller when we're on these big creatures." -King to Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:24:49Z | 
                
                
                    | 149 | "Excuse me while I finish off this Nutty Bar right quick" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:24:58Z | 
                
                
                    | 150 | "Just stick it in, quick! He's going down!" - Aro 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:25:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 151 | "Stop playing with your balls, Dark." - Batastrophe 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:26:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 152 | "I'm not getting pizza from the pickle man. " ~KingNewbs 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:26:22Z | 
                
                
                    | 153 | "Do you think I should come around underneath?" - Darkphan 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-19T08:26:29Z | 
                
                
                    | 154 | "Did you get her a car yet?" - Miheyu 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-05-21T04:05:42Z | 
                
                
                    | 155 | "They need a booty slider." - Kitty 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-21T05:24:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 156 | "You're lucky I care about you." - dark 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-05-27T04:11:26Z | 
                
                
                    | 157 | "Where's the hole? I can never find the hole. Somebody show me where the hole is." - King 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-05-31T09:30:24Z | 
                
                
                    | 158 | "Just a couple minutes with Backseat takin' the load." - Darkphan 2016 | kingnewbs | 2016-06-01T06:57:57Z | 
                
                
                    | 159 | "What am I gonna do with all this cemen.... ting paste?" - Darkphan 2016 | kingnewbs | 2016-06-02T09:10:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 160 | "I can probably squeeze some out from somewhere" ~Darkphan 2016 | linkybs | 2016-06-09T04:45:40Z | 
                
                
                    | 161 | "It's like a weird birdbath that hurts your eyes when you look at it." - Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-06-10T07:42:49Z | 
                
                
                    | 162 | "Game do not disconnect on me now." *AT&T says eff you and the Pteranodon you flew in on by disconnecting the entire internet* - dark 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-06-11T05:49:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 163 | "Will you wipe my booty" - Kinka 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-06-16T06:41:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 164 | "Get it in the crack!" - Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-06-17T07:00:40Z | 
                
                
                    | 165 | "Mine looks like a marshmallow right now." - dark 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-06-17T07:15:01Z | 
                
                
                    | 166 | "Quote that quote, quote it!" - Kinka 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-06-17T07:15:04Z | 
                
                
                    | 167 | "I love Twilight!" - Tydeesigns 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-06-17T07:17:09Z | 
                
                
                    | 168 | "So close." "So closer!" - Ty, Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-06-17T07:29:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 169 | "Time to sleep, 'nighty folks. *dark goes offline cause ISP* and I'm taking dark with me!" -Aro 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-06-20T06:30:35Z | 
                
                
                    | 170 | "Just super freaked out because who knows how long it was just sitting in my pants" - Kittychanley talking about a spider 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-06-22T04:50:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 171 | "Your head's on backwards." "That's the way I roll." - Bata to Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-06-22T05:15:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 172 | "Same way I do it. Insanity is but an address on the mental street I live on." - CaptainQ 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-06-24T03:05:23Z | 
                
                
                    | 173 | "yeahhh bata, suck it! :p" - Brownfairy 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-07-02T01:05:58Z | 
                
                
                    | 174 | "You broke my hat!" - CaptainQ 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-07-03T05:42:47Z | 
                
                
                    | 175 | "suck it, aro! Kappa" - Brownfairy 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-07-04T01:59:41Z | 
                
                
                    | 176 | "Dang it, was gonna give a quote but the butt isn't here!" - BrownFairy 2016 cause Coebot wasn't in chat. | brownfairy | 2016-07-06T04:32:39Z | 
                
                
                    | 177 | "If this is a Wither..." Breaks block, Wither spawns. - Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-07-09T05:57:30Z | 
                
                
                    | 178 | "Do I need to give it to you again?" "Possibly" - King to Dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-07-13T04:54:00Z | 
                
                
                    | 179 | "Wonder if I can take my pants off before the song is over." - dark 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-07-18T05:31:06Z | 
                
                
                    | 180 | "Is that your skin or are you wearing something?" - King 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-07-19T07:51:06Z | 
                
                
                    | 181 | "I'll give some donus bogephans!" - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-07-20T05:00:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 182 | "I made a mistake! Oh, I killed the mistake!" - darkphan 2016 while killing a baby zombie | brownfairy | 2016-07-26T05:45:49Z | 
                
                
                    | 183 | "Ok from the back angle this guy looks like he's super well endowed!" - Lapis Lauri 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-08-02T03:25:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 184 | "I took ALL the sausage. Gotta pay the bills somehow." - Darkphan 2016 | kingnewbs | 2016-08-05T05:51:14Z | 
                
                
                    | 185 | "Hate you!" - Batastrophe to dark 2016 when he gets blown up by Irish Luck Blocks | brownfairy | 2016-08-11T03:47:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 186 | "And for that I'm gunna put a block in your face and break it!" - Famous last words of dark to King before they died 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-08-11T04:40:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 187 | "Take all your clothes off and love each other." -KingNewbs 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-08-11T04:50:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 188 | "I think Bata needs to explore some irish luck blocks" - Madkat03 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-08-18T05:44:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 189 | "dark is a ladies man now that his daughter is not here to judge him." - Kinka 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-08-20T01:09:37Z | 
                
                
                    | 190 | "I no longer like this modpack!" - runwyld 2016 (we gonna die) | lord_aro | 2016-08-20T03:13:42Z | 
                
                
                    | 191 | "We came, we saw, he died a bit." - runwyld 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-08-20T05:46:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 192 | "Gimme your wood! - Lapis_Lauri 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-08-23T03:17:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 193 | "OMFG want" - Lauri 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-08-23T04:06:13Z | 
                
                
                    | 194 | "Don't lie to the people, you were born before there were timezones" - bata 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-08-29T05:34:48Z | 
                
                
                    | 195 | "I think so Aro....but don't quote me on it." - Ashiescorner 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-08-31T03:57:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 196 | "Ash, its you. You ALWAYS get quoted." - gamergirlicy 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-08-31T04:00:30Z | 
                
                
                    | 197 | "Sleep makes slaves of us all." - King; "If sleeping makes me a slave. Whip me harder master!" - Kinkajou 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-09-04T17:52:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 198 | "Nothing like man meat to fill your belly" ~TheLazyStalker | linkybs | 2016-09-08T05:01:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 199 | "I'm not going to die once" - dark, before 43 deaths 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-09-09T06:54:01Z | 
                
                
                    | 200 | "XD Kinka says the darndest things sometimes" - log4c 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-09-10T04:33:47Z | 
                
                
                    | 201 | "I'm so beefy!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 | kingnewbs | 2016-09-11T05:04:21Z | 
                
                
                    | 202 | "Rain down your dragony awesome on me." - Runwyld 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-09-16T04:21:58Z | 
                
                
                    | 203 | "tickle their toes and kill them until they die" - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-09-17T03:52:23Z | 
                
                
                    | 204 | "And you thought he was creepy a minute ago." - X_eroz ; "I'm always creepy. Always. ALWAYS!" - Kinka 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-09-20T04:18:36Z | 
                
                
                    | 205 | "people i killed revlo! read me read me read ME!!!" - BrownFairy 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-09-22T04:56:18Z | 
                
                
                    | 206 | "Your wand looks incredibly impressive!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-09-27T03:35:37Z | 
                
                
                    | 207 | "Blame dark, he mishandled his scepter." - Lapis_Lauri 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-09-27T03:41:41Z | 
                
                
                    | 208 | "Hey rubwyld!" - fluffycouchpotato 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-09-27T04:04:10Z | 
                
                
                    | 209 | "Don't P while you're shifting." - darkphan to lapis_lauri 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-09-27T04:14:25Z | 
                
                
                    | 210 | "I can't pull my tool out." - darkphan 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-09-28T02:54:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 211 | "Too many holes!" "All of the holes, every single one." - Bata & Q 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-10-08T00:17:49Z | 
                
                
                    | 212 | "i dont know how to fix aro BibleThump" - BrownFairy 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-10-08T00:17:54Z | 
                
                
                    | 213 | "Dark be throwing his pants at Lauri." - Gosh_doggett 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-10-08T02:04:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 214 | "Ooooh I know where he's going to stick it!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-10-09T02:31:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 215 | "i punch people in the face irl, you know." - BrownFairy 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-10-16T05:11:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 216 | "I'm gunna die before I get over there to die." - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-10-19T03:14:31Z | 
                
                
                    | 217 | "Oh wait! Oh this isn't! Oh! Oh that's not a green block! It was a head!" - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-10-22T08:27:21Z | 
                
                
                    | 218 | "wb trick... you dogephan thief you. " - MommaPeach 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-10-23T03:01:03Z | 
                
                
                    | 219 | "Yeahh, I sword you in the face!" - darkphan 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-10-26T03:36:49Z | 
                
                
                    | 220 | "Loose Lips Sink Dogephan ships!" - misspoltergeist 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-10-31T03:18:29Z | 
                
                
                    | 221 | "Loose lips make great fart bubbles." - Rallias 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-10-31T03:20:19Z | 
                
                
                    | 222 | "Why is it so huge?! That's what she said!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 | kinkajou1015 | 2016-11-13T18:32:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 223 | "My balls are broken!" - Lapis_Lauri 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-11-25T02:36:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 224 | "Ditches are the new roads!" - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-12-07T08:02:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 225 | "if you shake it more than three times you're playing with it." - kingnewbs 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-12-09T00:02:24Z | 
                
                
                    | 226 | "lolol a hardhat and undies.." - BrownFairy 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-12-15T01:47:04Z | 
                
                
                    | 227 | "hmmm like a full size anime girl pillow?" -Crystalstar 2016 | brownfairy | 2016-12-16T06:21:01Z | 
                
                
                    | 228 | "I stole your butt!" - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-12-16T08:38:33Z | 
                
                
                    | 229 | "I am such a wuss." -Tydeesigns 2016 | sirbartonslady | 2016-12-18T07:07:51Z | 
                
                
                    | 230 | "Oh no, he gots a gun!" -dark 2016 skeleton with a gun | brownfairy | 2016-12-21T07:18:23Z | 
                
                
                    | 231 | "Something something rum, something something balls ;p" - mommapeach72 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-12-21T07:24:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 232 | "Darkness is really dark, dark!" - runwyld 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-12-23T05:34:46Z | 
                
                
                    | 233 | "I hear you, you're naked." - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2016-12-25T04:48:37Z | 
                
                
                    | 234 | "How do you pull your tool out again?" - darkphan 2017 | brownfairy | 2017-01-04T04:16:36Z | 
                
                
                    | 235 | "Yaaaassss, bi***!" - KingNewb 2017 | brownfairy | 2017-01-04T08:09:16Z | 
                
                
                    | 236 | "Was that a reach-around with the tethers?" - dark 2016 | lord_aro | 2017-01-04T08:16:28Z | 
                
                
                    | 237 | "There's a wiki on the github" - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-01-07T02:40:39Z | 
                
                
                    | 238 | "Suck it Darkphan!" - darkphan 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-01-07T02:44:06Z | 
                
                
                    | 239 | "I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is Base Jumping!" - KingNewbs 2017 https://www.twitch.tv/darkphan/v/112297045 | kingnewbs | 2017-01-08T02:40:15Z | 
                
                
                    | 240 | "Let me pop this loose again" - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-01-11T22:54:07Z | 
                
                
                    | 241 | "Unlike you, this darkphan has issues... er, different issues... LET'S NOT GET INTO THAT!" - CaptainQ 2017 | sirbartonslady | 2017-01-15T03:43:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 242 | "Oh it made it bigger! That's not what I wanted!!" - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-01-18T04:32:41Z | 
                
                
                    | 243 | "Pollute the planet!" - Miheyu 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-01-24T06:33:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 244 | "Can you eat sweet sweet darkphan meat?" - king 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-01-31T05:58:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 245 | "I love your base. I like the big foundation." - Lapis_Lauri 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-02-03T02:26:10Z | 
                
                
                    | 246 | "Are we married now? I'm gonna go through your boxes and pilfer them." - Lapis_Lauri 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-02-03T02:29:36Z | 
                
                
                    | 247 | "All right, I gotta figure out a good place to stick it." - Lapis_Lauri 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-02-03T03:42:53Z | 
                
                
                    | 248 | "I took his heart out of his butt!" - dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-02-03T06:25:09Z | 
                
                
                    | 249 | "I've had worse than human meat in my mouth" - Miheyu 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-02-07T05:28:00Z | 
                
                
                    | 250 | "It's called droppin' the curtain." - Miheyu 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-02-07T05:53:47Z | 
                
                
                    | 251 | "We're going to need a chest for body parts." - Dark playing Invasion MC 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-03-23T06:12:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 252 | "If I wasn't so busy, I'd be doing something!" - Miheyu | miheyu | 2017-04-22T22:42:40Z | 
                
                
                    | 253 | "I don't know where that's coming from." "a gun Kappa" - dark, Avidya 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-05-05T05:54:48Z | 
                
                
                    | 254 | ":O Punish me!!!!" - Mommap 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-05-06T04:44:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 255 | "Nobody is safe on the internet!" - Runwyld 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-05-23T01:35:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 256 | "For science, take off your armor." "You havn't payed enough for that." - Lapis to dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-05-31T02:40:14Z | 
                
                
                    | 257 | "Happy meals on me ya'll" - Avidya 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-06-02T05:00:33Z | 
                
                
                    | 258 | "That's some major wood." - mommapeach72 2017 | brownfairy | 2017-06-19T05:04:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 259 | "It was for Uncle Sam, the famous Bulgarian war hero." -generikb 2017 | kinkajou1015 | 2017-07-05T06:20:52Z | 
                
                
                    | 260 | "Did I not smart?" - darkphan 2017 while placing blocks | brownfairy | 2017-07-08T07:12:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 261 | "Run, I thought we were besties!" - Welsknight 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-09T04:35:53Z | 
                
                
                    | 262 | "Ohhh... I like butts." - mommapeach72 2017 | brownfairy | 2017-07-10T04:48:10Z | 
                
                
                    | 263 | "Bathroom camper, I knew we were gonna kill one tonight!" - Lauri 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-19T02:42:58Z | 
                
                
                    | 264 | "Wait 'til run sees my guy." "I've seen your guy!" - dark, run 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-23T03:40:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 265 | "Found your body, I think. Oh that's a rabbit." "How can you confuse a human body for a rabbit?" - dark, bata 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-24T12:17:30Z | 
                
                
                    | 266 | "I'm in this one's butt" - bata 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-26T05:41:14Z | 
                
                
                    | 267 | "Can you totally ride dat?" - dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-26T09:58:33Z | 
                
                
                    | 268 | "i dont mind grinding ;)" - Crysyn 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-26T10:02:06Z | 
                
                
                    | 269 | "I was going to bonk something but there's no creatures around!" - dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-29T11:23:56Z | 
                
                
                    | 270 | "I got him! Oh he broke my pants!" - dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-07-29T11:39:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 271 | "I'll take a Nitwit burger." - Runwyld 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-08-01T03:27:49Z | 
                
                
                    | 272 | "when you make yer gramma make it, with threats lol" - DireDwarf 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-08-16T00:07:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 273 | "i am laghing my * off" - dark narrator 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-08-25T01:46:15Z | 
                
                
                    | 274 | "It's all good!" *runwyld hit the ground too hard* 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-08-27T05:44:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 275 | "You cant use the thing created because of me On me :P" - Crysyn 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-09-01T05:45:19Z | 
                
                
                    | 276 | "It's a beautiful hole." - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-09-05T02:15:13Z | 
                
                
                    | 277 | "OMG Darkphan you are doing it wrong!" - Darkphan 2017 | crysyn | 2017-09-06T04:14:53Z | 
                
                
                    | 278 | "You can make some trump remover..." - dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-09-07T04:08:45Z | 
                
                
                    | 279 | "What's this white stuff?" - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-09-12T06:42:25Z | 
                
                
                    | 280 | "I can't get to the back side to rotate it the other way" - dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-09-15T06:52:50Z | 
                
                
                    | 281 | "I don't know where to look, I feel like I'm violating him." - Runwyld 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-09-19T01:03:09Z | 
                
                
                    | 282 | "Is it me or do the ball things look larger than normal?" - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-10-17T04:45:06Z | 
                
                
                    | 283 | "I'm debating on something." - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-10-19T03:43:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 284 | "I shot people, I'm happy!" - CaptainQ 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-10-21T03:43:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 285 | "I want a KingNewbs Hoe!" - Lapis_Lauri 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-10-22T00:43:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 286 | "That's not what goes there!" "That's what goes there!" - king, dark 2017 | arch1109 | 2017-10-24T04:48:35Z | 
                
                
                    | 287 | "I make sure to thourghly break Minecraft when I do break it" - LadyCaprinet, after breaking the subserver 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-10-25T03:27:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 288 | "See where I'm at? Almost below me." - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-10-27T03:52:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 289 | "We're doing this Hooligan Style!" - Lapis_Lauri 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-11-02T03:40:31Z | 
                
                
                    | 290 | "There's some invisible guys here, do you see that?" - dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-11-02T05:00:46Z | 
                
                
                    | 291 | "Did I get him in the face?" "I dropped mine on his face!" - king, dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-11-07T05:32:49Z | 
                
                
                    | 292 | "He just bought the newest Tom's Clancy." - Crysyn 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-11-08T05:53:39Z | 
                
                
                    | 293 | "we might need it on the way out if we accidentally live" - Gortok 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-11-14T06:49:54Z | 
                
                
                    | 294 | "I just pull it out, swing, and put it away." - king 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-11-15T06:40:36Z | 
                
                
                    | 295 | "Tell me how did you get lucky with a cow!" - run 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-11-17T02:53:03Z | 
                
                
                    | 296 | "vhnjm,ˆjnkm, mˆ∆k,jkm0oliok,." - AlluraAngel 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-11-19T04:59:11Z | 
                
                
                    | 297 | "You can make a massive log" - Darkphan 2017 | kingnewbs | 2017-12-07T07:54:33Z | 
                
                
                    | 298 | "i am a psycho" - crissyfox 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-12-08T08:14:28Z | 
                
                
                    | 299 | "what if you could become someone else by decapitating them and wearing their head like darkphan does" - Yuudaari 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-12-27T05:11:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 300 | "my life's not that difficult, I'm looking at twitter with one hand and holding the button down on the mouse with the other" "is that what the kids call it these days?" - king, dark 2017 | lord_aro | 2017-12-28T12:06:12Z | 
                
                
                    | 301 | "#TreeUpDaButt" - RootedJay 2017 | brownfairy | 2017-12-30T03:54:14Z | 
                
                
                    | 302 | "now to remove my pants..." - dark 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-04T02:04:40Z | 
                
                
                    | 303 | "sorry...I just got upset and I HAD to pee on your drive" - Tydeesigns 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-04T05:31:33Z | 
                
                
                    | 304 | "being forced onto darkphan Kreygasm " - Tydeesigns 2018 | brownfairy | 2018-01-04T05:50:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 305 | "Gotta get that Mooshroom. I just need to make a noose!" - KingNewbs 2018 | kingnewbs | 2018-01-04T07:48:22Z | 
                
                
                    | 306 | "I do personally enjoy something slightly harder." - reninsane 2018 | kingnewbs | 2018-01-04T08:47:50Z | 
                
                
                    | 307 | "no no I'm buck naked, and I'm gonna do this!" - King 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-04T09:01:36Z | 
                
                
                    | 308 | "Righto, Cuddle Patch here! Ready and willing!" - king 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-05T09:46:21Z | 
                
                
                    | 309 | "I love the lit balls" Momma 2018 | zapdos26 | 2018-01-07T05:27:42Z | 
                
                
                    | 310 | "You're name, russ_rulz; you're name." - KingNewbs, 2018 | koredahaiyatto | 2018-01-09T09:17:46Z | 
                
                
                    | 311 | "I'm like 99% white boy" - Runwyld 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-10T02:51:44Z | 
                
                
                    | 312 | "We're working on going to the between lands so we can find a rubber tree, so we can get to the next stage." "And none of that is an innuendo!" - dark, king 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-10T09:15:15Z | 
                
                
                    | 313 | "boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a body bag" - aro 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-15T02:34:35Z | 
                
                
                    | 314 | "It wouldn't let me F!" "I hate when they won't let you F" - Dark, WholesaleVirus 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-17T05:24:04Z | 
                
                
                    | 315 | “Why don’t you go cry somewhere else so I can get my stuff” - Darkphan, 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-17T07:21:06Z | 
                
                
                    | 316 | "I'm not mad about the tea bagging, I'm mad about the vest!" - WholesaleVirus 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-24T04:08:18Z | 
                
                
                    | 317 | "these dang fartatees!" - dark 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-01-29T07:20:29Z | 
                
                
                    | 318 | "yeah, I remember that quote rusty_iron" -dark 2018 "yeah, I remember that quote rusty_iron" -dark 2018 "yeah, I remember that quote rusty_iron" -dark 2018 | arch1109 | 2018-02-08T06:01:46Z | 
                
                
                    | 319 | "wow, so we just had to go back to the nether for safety" - king 2018 (Forever Stranded Lost Souls) | lord_aro | 2018-02-09T06:54:39Z | 
                
                
                    | 320 | "glhf and may the chicken be ever in your dinner" - subv3rsion 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-02-12T02:52:32Z | 
                
                
                    | 321 | "if you want them to put out to a specific side, take them to dinner first (at least)" - BigAl607 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-02-20T08:07:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 322 | "That's a mountain to me D: that's an inch and a bit more than I got all winter" - LadyCaprinet 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-03-01T07:45:39Z | 
                
                
                    | 323 | "and then I found out I couldn't keep on putting wood in to you anyways, you wouldn't keep my wood dark!" - Crysyn 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-03-13T23:02:50Z | 
                
                
                    | 324 | "I could be wrong :P " *world breaks* - Firstnecron 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-03-15T01:41:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 325 | "I'm all yours, if you can afford me." - Aro 2018 | brownfairy | 2018-05-11T03:39:54Z | 
                
                
                    | 326 | "Genny the Booger Eater" - gennyb 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-05-21T01:35:26Z | 
                
                
                    | 327 | "How do I drop a cow?" - genny 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-05-26T01:17:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 328 | "who needs bankok when you have darkphan!" - totally not scared genny 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-06-02T02:00:20Z | 
                
                
                    | 329 | "don't shoot the earwig! what are you, nuts!?" - crysyn 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-08-07T03:35:23Z | 
                
                
                    | 330 | "i had nachos for lunch soo....probaby some fart night later" - generikb 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-08-09T07:33:47Z | 
                
                
                    | 331 | "I've stll got a few years until I hit 50." - Darkphan 2001 | kingnewbs | 2018-08-09T08:08:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 332 | "I'm still chopping up Q!" - king 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-08-10T08:03:48Z | 
                
                
                    | 333 | "Watch me hit that thing and get sucked into that." - Darkphan 2018 | kingnewbs | 2018-08-22T11:18:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 334 | "I'm an assault babysitter" - ahos490 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-08-28T04:24:52Z | 
                
                
                    | 335 | "I've got a whole big barrel of lube over here." - Darkphan 2018 | kingnewbs | 2018-08-28T05:59:31Z | 
                
                
                    | 336 | "Its great come into the channel to watch game play and darkphan is pooping" - Kerellian 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-08-30T08:04:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 337 | "PauseUnPause? *takes drag of cigarette* I haven't heard that name in years" - genny 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-08-31T01:30:56Z | 
                
                
                    | 338 | "in the title on my screen it looks like Skyfactory middle finger ...." - kerellian 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-08-31T04:43:59Z | 
                
                
                    | 339 | "walk in to see the darkphan cleaning up a black and white mess of cuteness" - AshiesCorner 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-09-04T04:24:14Z | 
                
                
                    | 340 | "everyone needs one good quote" - Aetherwolf76 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-09-04T04:44:52Z | 
                
                
                    | 341 | "Im gonna get some in a second lol" - ladyC 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-09-04T04:49:35Z | 
                
                
                    | 342 | "I hear BDSM is a pretty fun mod for "private" use Kappa" - funwayguy 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-09-13T06:28:14Z | 
                
                
                    | 343 | "are you trying to shoot me in the head brownfairy?!" "it was an accident!!!" - dark, bf 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-09-15T03:59:12Z | 
                
                
                    | 344 | "they're pulsating!" - dark 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-09-22T06:16:57Z | 
                
                
                    | 345 | "bah. i wanted the slave job" - peptwist 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-10-27T03:14:24Z | 
                
                
                    | 346 | "OMG i ate my baby owl" - lapis_lauri 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-11-13T03:31:48Z | 
                
                
                    | 347 | "I'm a sucky vampire, ok?!" - dark 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-11-15T03:03:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 348 | "get outta day way, I'm trying to hit the baby!" - dark 2018 | lord_aro | 2018-12-15T02:02:31Z | 
                
                
                    | 349 | "Your mast is inside a rock." - Blargerist 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-01-03T08:57:06Z | 
                
                
                    | 350 | "Dude, I'm a sellout." - darkosto 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-02-07T07:05:03Z | 
                
                
                    | 351 | "I have no clue why it converts to all lower case, it's kind of duimb" "Almost as dumb as me unable to spell the word dumb" - darkosto 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-02-22T04:34:55Z | 
                
                
                    | 352 | "King is correct." - CaptainQ 2019 | kingnewbs | 2019-03-19T20:26:38Z | 
                
                
                    | 353 | "Did I type my name wrong?" - Daskphan 2019 | kingnewbs | 2019-03-26T00:43:22Z | 
                
                
                    | 354 | "subs are not food? isn't that what a sub sammich is!" - dark 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-03-27T01:55:17Z | 
                
                
                    | 355 | "darkphan's day job is mostly at night and consists with a lot of involvement with BDSM Kappa " - Funwayguy 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-05-07T03:47:30Z | 
                
                
                    | 356 | "perhaps test your mods before publishing? :D" - Tyronx1 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-05-11T07:17:53Z | 
                
                
                    | 357 | "I think shows go to syfy to die" - dark 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-06-01T05:48:53Z | 
                
                
                    | 358 | "darkosto's a tweeker tho" - TheTaliesin 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-07-09T23:58:23Z | 
                
                
                    | 359 | "so where do you find squids now?" "in water" - 13, dark&aro 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-07-13T05:27:01Z | 
                
                
                    | 360 | "Your skinn looks cool from the inside" "that's not something you want to hear every day" - dannystrider,dark 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-07-21T05:15:48Z | 
                
                
                    | 361 | "i must say, kingnewbs has a nice booty, how convienient that was the first thing dark shined his flashlight on" - ero_jiji 2019 | lord_aro | 2019-07-30T02:46:34Z | 
                
                
                    | 362 | "We can turn it off and on based on proximity to the base." - Darkphan 2019 | kingnewbs | 2019-09-05T03:13:11Z | 
                
                
                    | 363 | ""When his manly scream startles me.. I share it with others ;) " - crysyn 2019" - Lord_Aro | crysyn | 2019-09-23T05:53:05Z | 
                
                
                    | 364 | "Oh I have to do this ShowLove " *server crashes* - ChiKitsune 2020 | lord_aro | 2020-04-03T03:48:30Z | 
                
                
                    | 365 | "You have to pull from the bottom." - Darkphan 2020 | kingnewbs | 2020-04-07T02:06:59Z | 
                
                
                    | 366 | "Aw man somebody donated a bunch of money I'm so sad" - Darkphan 2020 | kingnewbs | 2020-04-20T03:32:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 367 | "gotta wiggle it! stick it right in there! right between 'em!" - dark 2020 | lord_aro | 2020-06-17T03:53:52Z | 
                
                
                    | 368 | "I didn't know it was gonna be this hard!" - Darkphan 2020 | kingnewbs | 2020-07-15T03:10:39Z | 
                
                
                    | 369 | "Oh, I'm inside of him, oh boy!" - Darkphan 2020 | kingnewbs | 2020-08-11T03:03:04Z | 
                
                
                    | 370 | "I have a very large hammer. You like my hammer? I know how to use it too." - Darkphan 2020 | kingnewbs | 2020-08-25T17:55:01Z | 
                
                
                    | 371 | "How much wood can I hold?" - Darkphan 2020 | kingnewbs | 2020-08-27T07:08:41Z | 
                
                
                    | 372 | "please tell me I get whatever she's wearing!" - dark 2077 | lord_aro | 2020-12-16T05:26:50Z | 
                
                
                    | 373 | "Are you ready to put it in?" "What's that mean?" *bently left the game* - bently, dark 2021 | lord_aro | 2021-01-18T08:25:45Z | 
                
                
                    | 374 | "it would help if it had an autorun button" *as he activates autorun* - king 2021 | lord_aro | 2021-02-11T06:21:48Z | 
                
                
                    | 375 | "I havn't done any work on the little darkphan down there today..." - dark 2021 | lord_aro | 2021-06-07T23:07:57Z | 
                
                
                    | 376 | "put the spaghetti on toast next time... it's *almost* like pizza" - ghandian 2021 | lord_aro | 2021-09-22T02:00:43Z | 
                
                
                    | 377 | "...which is after rewatching the first hour of NUDE." - king 2021 | lord_aro | 2021-11-02T04:29:15Z | 
                
                
                    | 378 | "I don't know if I can play Minecraft with someone with such bad internet I'm sorry darkphan" - CricketMC 2021 | lord_aro | 2021-12-07T01:49:23Z | 
                
                
                    | 379 | "Boy that takes a long time" - Darkphan 2023 | kingnewbs | 2023-06-04T03:19:27Z | 
                
                
                    | 380 | "Did you play with the Y before the A was the tip of the tower?" - Darkphan 2023 | kingnewbs | 2023-06-04T04:25:20Z | 
                
                
                    | 381 | "Oh my goodness, it goes up in THERE?!?" - Darkphan 2023 | kingnewbs | 2023-07-19T03:03:41Z | 
                
                
                    | 382 | "I'm not going to take this lying down!" - CaptainQ 2023 | kingnewbs | 2023-07-19T03:11:41Z | 
                
                
                    | 383 | "I don't know what it is... it's, uh... bush?" - Darkphan 2023 | kingnewbs | 2023-07-19T03:31:08Z | 
                
                
                    | 384 | "I turn.. I turn.. how old am I?" - dark 2024 | lord_aro | 2024-03-30T04:12:43Z | 
                
                
                    | 385 | "It's a natural hole!" ~darkphan on Mindcrack, Oct. '25 | lapis_lauri | 2025-10-06T23:16:02Z | 
                
                
                    | 386 | "My hole is tiny." ~Darkphan on Mindcrack, Oct. '25 | lapis_lauri | 2025-10-06T23:16:54Z |