| 1 |
"My impressed glands are engorged." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 2 |
"I don't trust the monkey." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 3 |
"The stats page on twitch is... the goat's ass." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 4 |
"Hey, what if you could watch this stream, but smaller? And watch the other stream... not at all?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T17:57:56Z |
| 5 |
"Brought to you by the letter 'disinclude.'" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T17:58:23Z |
| 6 |
"Damn, that telephone itches... telephone pole itches... I have no front tire..." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 7 |
"The enemy's hole is down!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T17:58:47Z |
| 8 |
"Have someone interweave [the buttrugs]. Like a french braid." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 9 |
"We can always rely on the goat-- Oh he left..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 10 |
"Dude! That one truck isn't a truck, it's a dude!" |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 11 |
"Why does this happen to meeee?!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T17:59:33Z |
| 12 |
"It looked like a pile of dead race car drivers. But it might have been milk jugs." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T17:59:10Z |
| 13 |
"Don't look a gift penis in the mouth." |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T06:08:52Z |
| 14 |
"I'm hitting you because I love you." |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T06:09:01Z |
| 15 |
"I gotta find me some cows and start breeding!" |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T06:09:13Z |
| 16 |
"You paid for the whole seat but you'll only need the eeedddgggeee." |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T06:09:21Z |
| 17 |
"McGriddles - those things are made out of wask." |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T06:09:29Z |
| 18 |
"Masterful Carebear execution!" |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 19 |
"You want to challenge the bubble sword? No you don't, 'cause you are now a corpse." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T17:59:59Z |
| 20 |
"Hello space... stegasaouraus... cow-faced thing." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 21 |
"Here's your present: 8=========================D it's from Zales." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:00:29Z |
| 22 |
"I am disguised as the ceiling, you see nothing. I am a spider, in a cobweb, leave me be." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 23 |
"It's like driving a fast glacier." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 24 |
"I'm just gonna 'herrrr' this way and 'derrrr' this way." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 25 |
"Wanna get fit? Why lift heavy weights? Just stream Quake. With Elmo!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:00:47Z |
| 26 |
"I looked over the edge to see if you were coming, and I uh... got lucky." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 27 |
"It's like a mexican standoff. Can you say that anymore?" |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 28 |
"It must be all this crack I took earlier!" |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 29 |
"Roger Rabbit has shown us that this is how people die." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 30 |
"Pooped on your face! Pooped you onto the spikes - no problem!" |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 31 |
"Sentience is pretty normal for bots, I wouldn't worry." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:01:08Z |
| 32 |
"Nice catch-up!" "Thank you, it's Heinz." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:01:28Z |
| 33 |
"I almost pooped you onto the spikes." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 34 |
"I just pooped on my own head! Why? WHY!? What a world, what a world..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 35 |
"Who wants to be the ore whore?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 36 |
"We tried milking Avidya yesterday... it didn't work." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 37 |
"Welcome to Everybody Dies, starring Our Corpses!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:02:50Z |
| 38 |
"Maybe you're thinking of the Russian Coestar. I know it is confusing." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 39 |
"We're looking for ninja Ruby on Rails developers who wear glasses and scarves!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 40 |
"What is with all of these tiny little beeps? ...That's what happens when you leave the stream to a noob." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 41 |
"We're going to get real intimate with that wall." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 42 |
"Alright, I'm going to go invisible. I'm also going to go... instinkable." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 43 |
"I mean, do we have enough oxygen left for Satan? Who really knows?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:03:11Z |
| 44 |
"Well, I don't want to fall into the trap of anus." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 45 |
[Talking about Kingdom Hearts.] "This is like taking X-2, FF13, Chrono Cross, Lion King 2, and Land Before Time 1 through 24 and stiring them into a big shit soup, then puking in it." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:03:47Z |
| 46 |
"Hold on to my mushroom cap!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 47 |
"The quality of our goodness is really. Times two." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 48 |
"We can't even depth percept this!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 49 |
"Why can't we see the scandalous plumbing?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 50 |
"These skirts are like five miles long!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 51 |
"I just want to throw fireballs! Not princesses!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 52 |
"Does it come with KY?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 53 |
"He was following us around like a Jehovah's Slender or something." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 54 |
"Yeah I shot your nose... right in the nose!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 55 |
"I'm already feeling bad inside my gut-stuff." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 56 |
"I don't want to scratch your back on the microphone. It's, like, not what I stream for." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 57 |
"Buttshot, buttshot, one for the left cheek." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 58 |
"I said all these words!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 59 |
"I made my bed, and then I shit in it." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 60 |
"What's you doing here, this?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 61 |
"He did a triple whopper into a bucket of fries." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 62 |
"Leon S. Kennedy. Ass Destroyer." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:04:17Z |
| 63 |
"Don't soft, don't serve." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 64 |
"I'm sorry, Elmo's not an expert in STDs FOR SOME REASON." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 65 |
"I gave Jesus a blumpkin!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 66 |
"I think [the mythical creature I would be] is Macho Man Randy Savage." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 67 |
"Bustin' makes me feel good!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 68 |
"Take all those words in a handful and try and figure them out." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 69 |
"Would you like to part your hair? ...Part successful." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 70 |
"My guess is, I have to shart." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 71 |
"Fuck off anyway." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:04:32Z |
| 72 |
"We [the stomach] will kill one organ every hour... [until you give us food]." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:04:54Z |
| 73 |
"Uno, dos, tres. Uno, dos, FUCK!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:05:13Z |
| 74 |
"Hmmm, you cleverly dodged all of my fecal matters!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 75 |
"Those bullets are weird. They don't seem to know anything about... ballistics." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 76 |
"It's ok, I've got lemonade in case a fire breaks out." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 77 |
"Sometimes I get woken up by the clap!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:53Z |
| 78 |
"I don't have skybrakes! I'm not a ...SKYCAR!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:05:33Z |
| 79 |
"That's what the Wii U is good for. It's next-gen cookie rendering graphics." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 80 |
"Whoa, he threw a hammer right up my ass!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 81 |
"You're the one who wanted to be on the bottom!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 82 |
"Take a marijuana, wrap it in a meth and call it a Coestar!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 83 |
"Thats like super saiyan, but for Boy Scouts." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:05:50Z |
| 84 |
"Ctrl-P, as in penis." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:06:05Z |
| 85 |
"They don't teach us much anatomy in janitor classes." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 86 |
"Why does it have a 'C' and an 'H' in the middle, it's a waste of letters." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 87 |
"We're talking about ramen ramen, with Narutos and shit." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:06:23Z |
| 88 |
"If you did [snumpkins] upside down you could attack the enemy fortress." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 89 |
"Isn't Chuck's gun store on the corner of 'Oh my God, Zombies?'" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 90 |
"Who the hell throws things at a right angle except Leon? That's probably why his hair is parted the way it is..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 91 |
"He's got more eyeballs, somewhere... Oh, I just saw it on his other leg." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 92 |
"I can fix trucks. You want me to fix your truck, I can fix your FUCKIN' TRUCK!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 93 |
"Wait a second... Wait just one stinkin' banana..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 94 |
"It's like a ride through the jungle, but with ghosts. It's like a Disney ride... but Nintendo." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 95 |
"50 seconds, Senpai!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:06:55Z |
| 96 |
"I wanna be a cannon-cat more than anything!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 97 |
"Also these guys are far more susceptible in the ass. That should be rule number 1, go for the ass." |
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2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 98 |
"God, get me out of these fucking graves!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 99 |
"Hold on a second, 'cause this is gonna be a dick jerker!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 100 |
"'Cause I love suffering... It's my chief export." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:07:08Z |
| 101 |
"Everything's fine, the sun still revolves around the Earth... wait..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:07:22Z |
| 102 |
"The first rule about doing good is to not talk about doing good." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 103 |
"This is an international stream, alright? That's why I stream at *only* Dutch times." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 104 |
"I tried to touch the leaf and I got arrested." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 105 |
"I'm a bastard asshole." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 106 |
"Welcome to postcard stream. We'll be mailing you another frame every couple of minutes." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 107 |
"EH UU EH UU EH AEH UU" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 108 |
"That was some ninja-ass shit right there, straight from a ninja's ass!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 109 |
"Nice fedora dude, are you like, all euphoric?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 110 |
"Can I bite your butt?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 111 |
"It has to twerk to move. It has no choice but to twerk to move." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 112 |
"Hey buddy, I have something to say: 'Shoop bop doo wop. We're going to be friends, so come to my room.'" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:07:43Z |
| 113 |
"I was definitely on course to be a thing with... more gravity than normal..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 114 |
"I'm electric to eggs!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 115 |
"He just one-handed that on to his head, like it was some kind of head condom." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 116 |
"I'm the protagonist, you're just an NPC." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 117 |
"It was like a cantaloupe with buttons!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 118 |
"I'm gonna play with two Wiimotes at once, like huge, giant chopsticks!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:08:01Z |
| 119 |
"If you took it all in your mouth at once, it'd hurt your teeth." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 120 |
"Have you ever wanted to be buttfucked at 100 MPH, over and over and over again?! Well, we took Battlefield 4 and put it on crack so you can!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:08:24Z |
| 121 |
"You figured out my secret! I'm a Nazi box collector!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 122 |
"I guess I'm a dick, because I fit right through that!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 123 |
"For a moment my brain was like 'Why do they have pipes full of fire?'" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 124 |
"I'm a princess, I can solve this!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 125 |
"You're the princess! Jump! God damn! Fuck! GAAAHHHH!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 126 |
"If I woulda known that I'd have to have my wisdom teeth taken out, I would have just not had teeth." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 127 |
"You want me to climb up that thing's asshole?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 128 |
"I have rockets motherfucker... Please... Don't I? Oh, I guess I don't." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:08:46Z |
| 129 |
"Ok, so the Nazis basically have a Death Star parked on the moon..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:09:06Z |
| 130 |
"Oh man, I think my wisdom teeth came back! You fucker!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 131 |
"Boom-de-yada boom-de-yada I-don't-fucking know-this-song?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 132 |
"Oh my dude shit!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 133 |
"Wood in our face, that's a good world." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 134 |
"I don't know how to operate as anything but a princess." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 135 |
"For everyone that can't hear this, it's a middle finger." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 136 |
"Did you see the magic that came out of my ass?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 137 |
"When you set your expectations right, you can't lose." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 138 |
"Osiris... Osiris Fox, that's your NAME!?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 139 |
"I may have broke your dong." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-20T04:01:57Z |
| 140 |
"Nooo! Fuck you! Fuck all of you! Fuck everyone! Fuck off! What is this horeseshit?! What the fuck was that bullshit!? I'm fucking, this, fuck fuck this fucking frantic ass shit! Fucking frantic, diarrhea, bullshit, horsefuck, cock, and dick suck, shit balls!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:10:30Z |
| 141 |
"It was up her ass! How far up her ass do they have to be!?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 142 |
"Put them in me. All of 'em!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:11:00Z |
| 143 |
"I just kept sticking my axe in his crack until he died..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 144 |
"Have at you! I'll shmelt yer FACE!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 145 |
"Welcome to 'Coe is dumber than a crafting table' ...part epsilon." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:11:18Z |
| 146 |
"Wanna get your sky out of my basehole?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 147 |
"There's not a time when I'm not putting a potato on everything!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 148 |
"You have a huge piston on you, it is just the biggest. And now it is mine." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 149 |
"I'm not just insane... I'm insane AND retarded. Why go for one when you could do both at the same time?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 150 |
"I don't actually... I don't actually. I don't actually? WHAT THE ACTUALLY!?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:11:32Z |
| 151 |
"I can't imagine a flash flood here at all. All the old people would just... wash away." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 152 |
"I think the influence of the Shrom is upon you... Might wanna get that looked at." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 153 |
"Pedro actually didn't get that much of a load, of course he didn't get to finish, but..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 154 |
"No! I'm the princess! Don't take my princess-ness away from me!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 155 |
"The sun-like moon is setting, and hopefully a sun-like sun is rising..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 156 |
"It's a good thing I have all these friends, or else how would I get under this bus!?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:11:48Z |
| 157 |
"I think you're right. [Origin] is basically the Comcast of games." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 158 |
"My hula girls whispered to me, 'There's a train!'" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 159 |
"I don't give a fuckdamn, I'm ready to shoot shit!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 160 |
"What is this shit!? I got stuck in like... a happy meal!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:12:05Z |
| 161 |
"You'd be surprised what you can do to a man with a blowtorch up his ass." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 162 |
"This is like those suction cup octopus things you get in cereal boxes. Except with dicks." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 163 |
"Uww, I just punched you in the ferrrce." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 164 |
"What the hell - did I run out of scream?! ...Oh wow, I actually ran out of scream." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 165 |
"I didn't mean to dick around, that's just how it is!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 166 |
"I don't have ebola yet, but I'm taking a trip soon. SARS is my favorite though." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 167 |
"You can birthday, but I only become stronger." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 168 |
"C'MON KIDS! ...Apparently we hired a pedophile that sounds like Dracula." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 169 |
"I said don't squeeze the Weeg, and you squeeged all over the Weeg!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 170 |
"Do the lasagna challange! A bucket of boiling hot lasagna. Pour it on your head..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 171 |
"Teach me Pause-senpai!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 172 |
"Do you see my hands? WHAT ARE THEY DOING!? It's like you're trying to catch a bug, but it's a gun instead!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 173 |
"That is a big frog. That IS a big frog. With hair. It's like a frog Bowser." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 174 |
"Don't turn shit to poop!" |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T06:11:24Z |
| 175 |
"Don't look a gift... in the price. Or something." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 176 |
"I don't know how much longer I can live. I've started doing shots of Drain-o. Because my soul is clogged up with sadness." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 177 |
"Unfortunately, I was in front of his dick when he fired." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 178 |
"I don't even need eyeballs for that shit!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 179 |
"I'm really unhappy with you... I just want you to know." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 180 |
"You shat your fucking bomb onto my fucking ass-tickler!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 181 |
"Why didn't the butt-tickler tickle your butthole?!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 182 |
"My Wrist of Liaisoning... Woah. I mean, my List of Reasoning." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:12:21Z |
| 183 |
"Shit... is this the antidote for death? No..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:12:38Z |
| 184 |
"If only I had a pony tail." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 185 |
"Keep smackin' that rhin-ass!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 186 |
"We pushed him straight to dragons!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 187 |
"What the fucking hell, I went THROUGH his ass!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 188 |
"Are those little dragons? No, they're flowers - what the fuck is this horse shit?" |
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2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 189 |
"Now I shit my shit." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 190 |
"Fucking Freddy's here goddammit... Fucking Bonnie's here goddammit!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:12:54Z |
| 191 |
"I'm an unobservant piece of shit!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 192 |
"This is just like Outlast! Or Metal Gear Solid! Can I throw 70s porno mags to distract the aliens?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 193 |
"I know there is a horror game in here! The music says there is! I'm just always looking in the wrong direction." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 194 |
"This is obviously going to go bad, can't you hear the soundtrack?!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 195 |
"I have no reflection, I'm a vampire! Space vampire!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:13:12Z |
| 196 |
"We just have to take our chances and run up and hit him in the dick." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 197 |
"Hit someone in the dick enough, and they die!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 198 |
"Get your progress bar back!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 199 |
"I went to activate my butt cheeks and I blinked myself to death." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:54Z |
| 200 |
"Fuck, my face fell off!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 201 |
"I can't see that amongst all the Metallica that's going on!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 202 |
"I like [my FOV] to be about 110 or so. I LIKE TO PRETEND I'M A BUG!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 203 |
"In every Pizza Hut pizza, I imagine there is a certain percentage of molecules that were once in a condom." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 204 |
"No problem breh, we can cry on each other's dicks any time." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 205 |
"If you could have sex with an NES game... It'd be totally unrelated to how good Shovel Knight is." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 206 |
"I always thought that pepper was made from, you know, old furniture shavings?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 207 |
"I wish I could have a dickless house like everyone else!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 208 |
"God this fucking feels like trying to sew a sweater with my dick." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 209 |
"Extra big-ass fries! Carls Jr. is taking custody of your children! That's the Thanksgiving of the future..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 210 |
"I don't know how many shakes it takes to get to the center of a tootsie soldier." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 211 |
"Way more action in a bathroom than I expected to get!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 212 |
"I feel like baby Yoshi is taking dumps down my pants." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 213 |
"Gotta spill a few buckets if you wanna make a tsunami!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 214 |
"We could have won the prize... but we shit in our eyes." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 215 |
"You forced me to retaliate! You were Russia and I was... another country with rockets!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 216 |
"He who yanks and runs away, lives to yank another day." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 217 |
"Oh shit! I just got dubstepped into a Hilton!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 218 |
"If I'm gonna get skewered, I want it to be worth my time." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 219 |
"Yeah he is trying to suffocate us to death with his asshole.... It's working." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 220 |
"Toad c'mon! Quit picking your asshole and aim at the fucking zombie" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 221 |
"Everything Steam recommends to me has 'craft' in the name of it. YOU WANNA PLAY MOUSECRAFT? YOU WANNA PLAY ROBOCRAFT? I HEARD YOU LIKE CRAFT... MAC AND CHEESE." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 222 |
"Look at this, obese third grader! I'm crowning in your face! HOW ABOUT THIS AFTERBIRTH? EAT SOME OF THIS PLACENTA!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 223 |
"I fell out of the space ship! Hold on! Stop!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 224 |
"Yeah this is just like how me and your mother made you back in '84!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 225 |
"I think what you'll find, is that life is phallic." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 226 |
"You probably shouldn't have a cat walking on your anus..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 227 |
"I'm about to try science. I didn't do science at all." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 228 |
(Necomi) "Fuck... your mother!" (Coestar) "Well, things are getting heated." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:13:52Z |
| 229 |
"Hah hah hah, killer toad! ...Damn. I only screwed myself with that." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:14:12Z |
| 230 |
"Prepare your smiles to frown!! We're going to have a fun, fun, not fun time!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 231 |
"There's no sounds in space except the sounds I make with my mouth!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 232 |
"Your right is white. That's all that matters." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:14:27Z |
| 233 |
"Oh no, gem diarrhea! I got the gembola!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 234 |
"I'm going to jettison the ceiling fan... straight up your ass!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 235 |
"I'm gonna discard my ass all over your face, Ends!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:14:41Z |
| 236 |
"We couldn't afford the whole Hagrid so we sent his ballsack." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 237 |
"Gun. No wait - gun. God damnit - gun!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 238 |
"One in my face, one right in my ass." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 239 |
"You can't shred your pants when they're full of shit!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 240 |
"That bear is doing a wheelie!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 241 |
"They're having some sort of crazy animal Mardi Gras! It's insane!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:14:56Z |
| 242 |
"Apparently it was a buttplug surrounded by meows! There you have it, the history of the stream." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 243 |
"In the background, Beef is holding a baby. And extracting milk, from his beard, to provide it with sustenance!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 244 |
"We're out of Coke?! How are we going to do lines?" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 245 |
"I'm untouchabl-- OW, I lied, I'm so touchable..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 246 |
"Don't flutter, you *bitch*, please don't flutter..." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 247 |
"That guy wants to buff your shoes with his butthole." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 248 |
"This is like the North Korea of Monopoly." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 249 |
"Oh there he is! He's up Santa's asshole, the little bitch." |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 250 |
"Its a drive-by tonguing! Fuck 'em up!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 251 |
"Guess what, we got crabs!" |
|
2020-02-29T21:54:55Z |
| 252 |
"I know something that you don't! I learned it in the same way you'll have to, but I'm going to make you feel bad about it!" |
twisol |
2015-02-14T06:59:23Z |
| 253 |
"Why can't I turn? Oh, I had that ass stuck under me!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:15:13Z |
| 254 |
"We've got shit, piss, bloody shit and piss, watery shit and piss, and red. Umm... I'll take red." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:15:56Z |
| 255 |
"That was the Don't Starve equivalent to that bird getting exploded by a baseball." |
montygue |
2015-02-20T06:15:39Z |
| 256 |
"I'm secretly pressing triangle, but you can't see it because I'm hiding it behind my elbow!" |
twisol |
2015-02-21T05:21:08Z |
| 257 |
"Do you think we can swing on the ball sacks?" |
twisol |
2015-02-21T06:41:44Z |
| 258 |
"This is about as fun as some testicular fissures." |
twisol |
2015-02-22T09:00:01Z |
| 259 |
"We let them fuck me, so you can stay fresh, or whatever..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:16:40Z |
| 260 |
"I guess I'll get my left hand involved here." |
twisol |
2015-02-23T05:15:42Z |
| 261 |
"You can take your advice and shove it up into your prostate." |
twisol |
2015-02-23T05:51:03Z |
| 262 |
"I like the feel of Ecto-Cooler on my dick." |
endsgamer |
2015-02-24T05:59:43Z |
| 263 |
"Am I a pirate? Gonna have to lift me balls up out of the way, yehh, lift me balls up out of the way to see the ships that's comin'...Rattle me balls." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:16:53Z |
| 264 |
"Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that Calgary!" |
montygue |
2015-02-28T04:59:15Z |
| 265 |
"I got the Baja Blast to lube the Dorito shards as they come flying out of my ass." |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-02-28T05:12:55Z |
| 266 |
"If you want to wait awhile, I can jerk it!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:17:20Z |
| 267 |
"You don't want to fuck a gift mermaid in the mouth." |
montygue |
2015-03-16T01:28:27Z |
| 268 |
"We're gonna get Little Mermaid on his ass." |
endsgamer |
2015-03-17T04:45:00Z |
| 269 |
"I wouldn't rub everything in your nose from this room, guy." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:17:40Z |
| 270 |
(PauseUnpause) "When you crumple a piece of paper, it's never going to be flat and straight ever again." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:17:52Z |
| 271 |
"You draw some wicked threeways.. Amongst men." |
montygue |
2015-03-18T05:10:59Z |
| 272 |
"I had the vine wrapped around my dick, why did I fall?" |
endsgamer |
2015-03-19T06:34:24Z |
| 273 |
"This game is nothing but asshole tension." |
endsgamer |
2015-03-20T05:31:04Z |
| 274 |
"Look at Yoshi's ass! And Mario's like 'I'm gonna fist it!'" |
montygue |
2015-03-21T04:44:43Z |
| 275 |
"I don't think I have anymore shit to shoot, so lets shoot some shit!" |
montygue |
2015-03-24T04:20:19Z |
| 276 |
"I wonder, if you had a quadriplegic horse, if you could teach it to do the worm." |
endsgamer |
2015-03-25T06:54:14Z |
| 277 |
"I don't think I have any more shit to shoot, so let's shoot some shit!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:18:14Z |
| 278 |
"Forget it, they're stupid... If they weren't stupid, they could speak English." |
twisol |
2015-03-26T06:29:22Z |
| 279 |
"If you can slide underneath somebody's balls, they instantly die." |
endsgamer |
2015-03-26T07:19:48Z |
| 280 |
"Did he call me an ass-wall? ...'Cause that's inappropriate." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:18:29Z |
| 281 |
"He's trying to do like a reverse abortion... What is that called...? He's trying to adopt him!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:18:48Z |
| 282 |
"His favorite color is not smiling." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-01T05:48:45Z |
| 283 |
"I don't cry until I start cutting the beef." |
twisol |
2015-04-01T05:53:47Z |
| 284 |
"The way I write is... I want to be finished writing as soon as possible." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-02T04:15:19Z |
| 285 |
"I-I-I-I-I-I-I need a break. I'll be back in five minutes after I go destroy something beautiful." |
twisol |
2015-04-03T05:29:26Z |
| 286 |
"Sometimes controlling him is like trying to drive a monkey that has diarrhea." |
twisol |
2015-04-03T05:36:08Z |
| 287 |
"You never know when you might need a colonoscopy cam. Content creation is a dirty business." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-04T05:01:19Z |
| 288 |
"Yes I jerk awake. That's how I wake up, mid stroke." |
montygue |
2015-04-04T05:06:47Z |
| 289 |
"I don't mean to be forward, but I need to have sex with one of your horses." |
twisol |
2015-04-04T06:00:30Z |
| 290 |
"Time to play assholes! It's a game where we tickle each other's assholes! First person to shit loses." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-04T07:00:29Z |
| 291 |
"I whipped it over really quickly, but my mouth wasn't ready apparently." |
montygue |
2015-04-05T04:03:48Z |
| 292 |
"Haha OK, was that two at once? No? Oh it was BULLSHIT AT ONCE!" |
endsgamer |
2015-04-05T06:40:29Z |
| 293 |
"Swiggity Swowser, here comes Bowser." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-08T06:25:21Z |
| 294 |
"Is it a mouth? Is it a beak? Who the fuck knows!?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:19:08Z |
| 295 |
"That weird chicken ballsack they have on their everywhere?" |
montygue |
2015-04-11T05:04:00Z |
| 296 |
*sneezes* "...Headset, come back!" |
twisol |
2015-04-13T06:27:35Z |
| 297 |
"If you go dong first, you might be able to pack it in there real tight." |
endsgamer |
2015-04-18T19:54:27Z |
| 298 |
(Necomi) "It's like you're playing plinko with your own piss." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:19:24Z |
| 299 |
(Necomi) "You're creating a pee fountain that comes just on you." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:19:40Z |
| 300 |
"Oh no, Bowser put us in a Reese's Cup!" |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T05:30:10Z |
| 301 |
"Pleeeease don't try to put us in your butt." |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T05:48:54Z |
| 302 |
"He's pissing on his own balls." |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-04-20T06:18:35Z |
| 303 |
"We're a team when it comes to killing you." |
twisol |
2015-04-28T09:14:53Z |
| 304 |
"Aasdfablhrg I want to kill something and I wanted it to be you!!" |
twisol |
2015-04-30T06:50:23Z |
| 305 |
"Time flies when you're spinning dongs." |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-05-03T06:42:01Z |
| 306 |
"Oh god the grenade is chasing me!" |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-05-18T04:37:41Z |
| 307 |
"Yes! I love the tentacles!" |
twisol |
2015-05-18T04:59:20Z |
| 308 |
(Necomi) "I also leveled up." (Coestar) "My asshole leveled up?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:19:56Z |
| 309 |
"Jesus Fucking Christ!" |
twisol |
2015-05-20T08:19:00Z |
| 310 |
"I used to play this game with people, but then I stopped having friends." |
twisol |
2015-05-26T04:40:49Z |
| 311 |
"Whew. That cooked my tacos." |
twisol |
2015-05-27T06:09:51Z |
| 312 |
"I'm going to take a break, and when I come back I'm going to try and fuck the card with this rock." |
endsgamer |
2015-06-02T05:52:38Z |
| 313 |
"Just, uh, let me know next time when I'm supposed to laugh." |
twisol |
2015-06-05T05:20:01Z |
| 314 |
"No, don't shoot poison up my ass!" |
endsgamer |
2015-06-15T05:17:18Z |
| 315 |
"I'm a planet, and the fish is my moon!" |
endsgamer |
2015-06-15T05:20:56Z |
| 316 |
"I made a fish hula hoop." |
endsgamer |
2015-06-15T05:21:08Z |
| 317 |
"What if a potato could drink blood?" |
endsgamer |
2015-06-20T20:32:14Z |
| 318 |
"Those ants are made for fucking." |
montygue |
2015-06-22T06:19:46Z |
| 319 |
"This isn't going to work! Oh, it worked!" |
twisol |
2015-07-18T05:22:08Z |
| 320 |
"Go! Go! Smack it! Touch it! Lick it! Fuck it!" |
endsgamer |
2015-07-22T05:41:16Z |
| 321 |
"I swear if you're getting into the cabinet again I'm going to un-adorable you!" |
phedran |
2015-07-23T06:08:42Z |
| 322 |
"Lets hope multiplatform doesn't crash. So far so good." *moments before the stream crashed* |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:20:37Z |
| 323 |
"You've got to wait for me to open my asshole for this SPECIAL EXPERIENCE!" |
endsgamer |
2015-07-30T06:52:55Z |
| 324 |
"Alright, get in there! Let's make their dicks cry." |
endsgamer |
2015-07-30T07:25:39Z |
| 325 |
"I've never seen a face Goatse. Do you just pull your face open?" |
endsgamer |
2015-08-04T06:21:11Z |
| 326 |
"Let's rematch these Christians." |
endsgamer |
2015-08-04T07:19:43Z |
| 327 |
"That's my victory cry. I'm just a biiiiitch!" |
twisol |
2015-08-07T07:59:59Z |
| 328 |
"We're gonna be playing Far Cry 4. I've, uh, never played it before, but I have beat it once." |
twisol |
2015-08-14T04:15:52Z |
| 329 |
"Do I even need d-hole skins anymore?" |
twisol |
2015-08-17T04:56:07Z |
| 330 |
"Why don't they sell chicken dicks? Wait, do chickens *have* dicks?" |
twisol |
2015-08-18T06:01:07Z |
| 331 |
"I think Jesus was a murderous clown." |
twisol |
2015-08-23T07:57:11Z |
| 332 |
"Every time we lose, a homeless person gets... dead." |
twisol |
2015-08-23T07:57:29Z |
| 333 |
"I have come down with a serious case of duh. Durr. DUURR." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:20:54Z |
| 334 |
"Are you expecting big things to come from switching teams?" |
twisol |
2015-09-01T04:40:28Z |
| 335 |
"He 69'd us both! No regrets." |
endsgamer |
2015-09-01T06:42:37Z |
| 336 |
"Is that a huge marijuana condom?" |
phedran |
2015-09-07T06:10:52Z |
| 337 |
"This isn't the way out - this is mushrooms!" |
twisol |
2015-09-16T05:09:33Z |
| 338 |
"Don't suck a dick that's been dipped in pickle juice." |
endsgamer |
2015-09-22T22:27:36Z |
| 339 |
"It feels like such a massive, giant thing when I hold it like this." |
twisol |
2015-09-23T05:46:32Z |
| 340 |
"We'll put it in one end, and then the other end! Whaddya gonna do about it? Like so!" |
twisol |
2015-09-23T06:56:06Z |
| 341 |
"Hi, can I look at your cum? I need to see if it's ghosts." |
twisol |
2015-09-23T07:47:42Z |
| 342 |
"Hey, don't unload those polygons! I'm still looking at them!" |
itsoxguy3 |
2015-10-02T05:21:03Z |
| 343 |
"Balls, bitch, bastard!" |
twisol |
2015-10-04T08:19:54Z |
| 344 |
"Oh no! This is terrible. This is a terrible thing that just happened. What a terrible, awful thing that just happened." |
twisol |
2015-10-07T07:04:42Z |
| 345 |
"Bitches can't climb ladders!" |
twisol |
2015-10-12T05:32:06Z |
| 346 |
"If you don't get up and move, I'm gonna have to do a quick-time event!" |
twisol |
2015-10-13T05:19:15Z |
| 347 |
"I don't believe in jinxes, and I don't believe in wood. You can knock your own wood all night." |
twisol |
2015-10-14T04:35:07Z |
| 348 |
(Necomi) "You know what I want? Circus peanuts." (Coestar) "Circus penis!?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:21:18Z |
| 349 |
"Why isn't Disney burned down? It should catch fire." |
0nuk3d0 |
2015-10-23T05:21:47Z |
| 350 |
"Magic is fictional physics. Physics is physics-physics." |
twisol |
2015-10-25T06:02:05Z |
| 351 |
(Necomi) "Well, you know - all vaginas sound the same." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:21:38Z |
| 352 |
(Necomi) "Boobs are like Jello. Watch!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:21:52Z |
| 353 |
"Oh man, I just realized the double dick guy could dowse for pussy." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:22:06Z |
| 354 |
"I cum from the hip. It's a condition! Don't judge me." |
twisol |
2015-11-14T08:45:23Z |
| 355 |
"It all comes back to, how much do you really have to cum?" |
twisol |
2015-11-20T07:20:47Z |
| 356 |
"If I was black back then, I'd, uh... I'd just try not to be." |
twisol |
2015-11-20T07:23:18Z |
| 357 |
"Why stop at black and gay when you could be a woman?" |
twisol |
2015-11-20T07:22:14Z |
| 358 |
"I think the only people I've ever met in my life were pedophiles." |
twisol |
2015-11-20T07:45:22Z |
| 359 |
"How do you not know what a soggy biscuit is? We've done this already!" |
twisol |
2015-11-20T08:10:05Z |
| 360 |
"He just cast like... a parade of zombies. In honor of Thanksgiving I'm sure." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:22:21Z |
| 361 |
"It's a lost pube, a rollercoaster, a pig's tail, a loop-de-loop, a duck's dick, a duck's vagina." |
twisol |
2015-11-27T06:36:09Z |
| 362 |
"Cut that motherfucker..." |
twisol |
2015-11-27T08:13:12Z |
| 363 |
"Two Ks buttfucking a duck's dick, a pair of testicles and an upside-down Y that's getting its dick cut off." |
aeneasfate |
2015-11-28T03:22:46Z |
| 364 |
"How did you not fucking die - oh you did die - but how did *I* die!?" |
twisol |
2015-12-04T06:49:44Z |
| 365 |
"It's an upside-down Y with a stake through it because it was a vampire." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-12T09:06:01Z |
| 366 |
"I want to feed chocolates to the dog. That is my life." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:22:39Z |
| 367 |
"Balloon how do I fuel you? Halp. I don't know how to make you happy. I want to be smarter than the balloon." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:22:53Z |
| 368 |
"I have to convert as much of this to shit and piss as I can before they stop selling it again. And so I do." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-12T09:07:48Z |
| 369 |
"What is the duck? There's a duck king. There's a king duck." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-19T10:26:55Z |
| 370 |
"Did a duck just come out of him? A duck just came out of him. Is he a robot piloted by a tiny golden duck? I have so many questions about the duck man." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-19T10:27:36Z |
| 371 |
"Isn't there a bear in Tekken? Just a fucking bear? Pretty sure it's just a fucking bear." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-19T10:28:28Z |
| 372 |
"All that baby alligator wrestling back there is very distracting." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-19T10:28:51Z |
| 373 |
"Oh ho-ho. I whooped you once old man, I will whoop you one'gin. Regardless of Satan." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:23:10Z |
| 374 |
"Usually that violates the mirror." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-19T10:30:01Z |
| 375 |
"Girl, my clown dick is gonna take you to Moan Town." |
twisol |
2015-12-24T08:24:29Z |
| 376 |
"In order to createth the universe, you first need a pale blue fuck." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-29T11:22:04Z |
| 377 |
"Ah, this is a butthole cadaver if ever I saw one." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-29T11:22:22Z |
| 378 |
"Fuck me in all my stupidest hoooles!" |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-29T11:23:00Z |
| 379 |
"Fuck my dick in half." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-31T18:56:04Z |
| 380 |
"I went untouched for so long." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-31T18:56:14Z |
| 381 |
"Oh, that was trick money. Shitty trick money." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-31T18:56:34Z |
| 382 |
"Everything's alright. No longer a baby." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-31T18:56:59Z |
| 383 |
"What, not the sun! What's the sun doing here?" |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-31T19:39:07Z |
| 384 |
"I'm doing really well, but when I get to the fucking doughnut lasers, it's over son." |
aeneasfate |
2015-12-31T21:42:27Z |
| 385 |
"He's like... jiggling and there's heavy breathing, and he's chasing me because I have candy." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:23:29Z |
| 386 |
"Damnit I want to find a good place to kill myself, but it's not working out." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-10T21:37:26Z |
| 387 |
"Damnit, I considered a goat." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-10T21:37:43Z |
| 388 |
"I knew the coffee was going to kill me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-11T08:28:23Z |
| 389 |
"I'm sticking my head up when I need to, but until then I'm a fish." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-11T08:28:48Z |
| 390 |
"He hears with a drawl." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-11T08:29:04Z |
| 391 |
"Do you want me to just drop 'em so you can suck 'em up?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-11T08:29:18Z |
| 392 |
"I'm only 71% underwater because I put that bandanna around my balls." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-11T08:29:39Z |
| 393 |
"Like, I just fuckin' grab it off the shelf, I take it home and ram it into my face. I don't give a fuck what it's called." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-11T08:30:07Z |
| 394 |
"I could cook some things, but I hate doing it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-11T08:30:34Z |
| 395 |
"That frozen lasagna went on a ride no other frozen lasagna has." |
twisol |
2016-01-12T05:30:01Z |
| 396 |
"Yeah, (He) really only has two extremes, right? It's either gloating because he's doing better than you, or crying like a newborn baby." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-12T08:05:39Z |
| 397 |
"I can't shoot me bow! Me lucky bow!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:23:45Z |
| 398 |
"Oh god what a thought, a flying, cherubic leprechaun." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:24:02Z |
| 399 |
"But at least since you brought up the cupid there's a diaper involved." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-12T08:06:25Z |
| 400 |
"That fucking diamond nearly murdered my shit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-12T08:06:43Z |
| 401 |
"It eats it if you don't look at it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-12T08:06:55Z |
| 402 |
"It's a good thing you picked up that giant rock and put it in your pocket before it got me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-12T08:30:54Z |
| 403 |
"Let's pick a place and throw our smelly shit in a chest." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:34:45Z |
| 404 |
"No, I meant that in a great way, like 'You lovely son of a bitch.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:35:07Z |
| 405 |
"Fuck the fuckin' dumb fucking goddamn shitty goddamn fucking piece of shit horsedick donkeyfuck ladders in this goddamn piece of shit fucking game!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:35:24Z |
| 406 |
"I almost found it with my legs, in a bad way." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:35:51Z |
| 407 |
"When you place candles, you drink 'em." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:36:11Z |
| 408 |
"Make shit that way, instead of having to do this dumb fuckin' arts & crafts bullshit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:36:32Z |
| 409 |
"It's really hard to deal with being on the receiving end of just a non-stop streaming diarrhea river coming out of the butthole of the internet all the time." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:37:27Z |
| 410 |
"Although I will say we do try to keep it as close to sitting down, playing a game, and shitting it out as possible, I think." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:37:53Z |
| 411 |
"Does anyone have any food I can borrow? Borrow into my stomach." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-14T10:38:24Z |
| 412 |
"I'm an egg! I'm an egg, leave me alone!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-17T17:42:41Z |
| 413 |
"I'm dying of a zombie virus, but I'm not really hungry right now so I guess I can't cure it." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:24:21Z |
| 414 |
"I wouldn't trust a man who didn't bleed from getting shot in the chest by a crossbow." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-17T17:43:20Z |
| 415 |
"This is what oil does to people man. This is like an example of world politics." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-17T17:43:36Z |
| 416 |
"It was like looking and seeing like a school of fish, made out of dogs, just washing over everything." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-17T17:43:58Z |
| 417 |
"You need to think of yourself like an armored truck right now, and you don't stop at the gas station for snacks when you've got the Fabergé egg. You take it straight to the museum, alright?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-17T17:44:25Z |
| 418 |
"They're very enthusiastic about counting legs." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-18T07:47:46Z |
| 419 |
"I'd like to wait to blow up my base when people are on just so they can enjoy the spectacle of it. Know what I'm sayin'?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-18T07:48:06Z |
| 420 |
(Arkas) "Ah shit dude... I'm taking off my pants." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:24:37Z |
| 421 |
"No... no, I am not building a zombie death swastika." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:24:51Z |
| 422 |
"I'm going to learn a lot about what holds buildings up." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-19T09:31:32Z |
| 423 |
"All hail the stew." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-19T09:31:52Z |
| 424 |
"Dill pickle, the voice of reason. That's me!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-20T23:45:20Z |
| 425 |
"Depending on where I look at this deer from, it's there or not. It's Schrödinger's deer." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:25:06Z |
| 426 |
"I like watching chat get pointlessly excited and upset." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-21T08:13:03Z |
| 427 |
"Because fuck the Queen. There wasn't a queen at the time? But what was there a Queen? I know there was a King." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-21T08:13:14Z |
| 428 |
"What are you whining about, you fuckin whinin'-ass whiny guy who whines?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-21T08:13:31Z |
| 429 |
"I've never gotten so much shit about a fuckin' rectangle in my life!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-21T08:13:43Z |
| 430 |
"Okay, we're going to sneeze, here comes the wind-up! Nah, you know what? Naah, nevermind. We're going to save it for later. When you least expect it." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:25:24Z |
| 431 |
"In the end, the game won. The bastard." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-21T08:14:13Z |
| 432 |
"Oil shale also tends to be wherever cancer and gravel are." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-23T11:05:34Z |
| 433 |
"I have yet to successfully kill a cop." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:25:46Z |
| 434 |
"I wish sunlight would stay outside!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-23T11:07:56Z |
| 435 |
"Imagine Boyz II Men eatin' the bootys like groceries." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-23T11:08:11Z |
| 436 |
"Keep jumpin' until you can jump over mountains. Jump over houses, jump fucking everywhere." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-23T11:08:33Z |
| 437 |
"We're gonna make it so hardcore! Just gonna rip the arms off the zombies and beat them to death with it! Whoa, this is Guy Fieri approved!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-23T11:08:48Z |
| 438 |
"You were the man with the icy beard and the puffer coat sitting by the campfire near the scrap iron, I was the naked guy riding a minibike into a pond. We should meet up. Lost Connections." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-23T11:09:33Z |
| 439 |
"I was trying to date you in the wasteland!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-23T11:09:59Z |
| 440 |
"Wrestle me fatty!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-23T11:10:12Z |
| 441 |
"The amount of gas here is just insane. We're talking Chipotle levels of gas." |
endsgamer |
2016-01-25T06:01:05Z |
| 442 |
"Is there an against the wall position?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-25T19:20:17Z |
| 443 |
"Let's just always do things wrong. We've established a wrong way that works, let's stick to it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-25T19:20:32Z |
| 444 |
"Motherfucking fuckin' shit-cock suckin' dick fuck balls shit-dick son of a fuck!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-25T19:21:33Z |
| 445 |
"It does seem like a pain in the dick, but it might be a preference some people have?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-27T15:27:59Z |
| 446 |
"Balls, man, balls!" |
twisol |
2016-01-29T07:44:45Z |
| 447 |
"His butt is a duck. Buttduck." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-30T11:46:31Z |
| 448 |
"He's wearing it on his face, well on his mouth like a muzzle. It's Dominatrix Yoshi." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-30T11:46:35Z |
| 449 |
"It's weird seeing this fuckin' stream of consciousness from like five year olds that the Miiverse has enabled." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:26:02Z |
| 450 |
"They could have done a better job with the balls respecting gravity there." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-31T07:49:23Z |
| 451 |
"Oh no, I'm so sorry. I'm also sorry for that. And that. Various degrees of sorry here." |
aeneasfate |
2016-01-31T07:49:41Z |
| 452 |
"It's a present. It's a cake. It's a Present-Cake!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:02:02Z |
| 453 |
"Yeah he's throwing lasagna up that round guy's ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:02:18Z |
| 454 |
"Sometimes I got a flower, and then I shit in Yoshi's mouth." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:02:31Z |
| 455 |
"Fucking cocksuckin' shit-fucking balls shi... ah, I'm out of stuff." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:02:45Z |
| 456 |
"Would you say you have drowned syndrome?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:02:58Z |
| 457 |
"This looks great. This looks... I mean it looks old. But it looks great. It looks old-great." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:26:19Z |
| 458 |
"I'm sure it's been spotted and looted and pillaged, picked clean and all that's left is just the bones of something that was once interesting." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:03:24Z |
| 459 |
"Damnit, the kiddie pool isn't deep enough to drown myself in..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:03:38Z |
| 460 |
"So many people sauna'ed themselves to death, died of heatstroke hiding from zombies." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:03:55Z |
| 461 |
"Drown! Fucking everywhere is too shallow to kill myself!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-10T09:04:18Z |
| 462 |
"You guys know the flag? The flag is the thing that looks like a flag!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-12T21:49:34Z |
| 463 |
"There's always someone here, there's never anyone there. What is fucking happening? It's Capture The Fucking Flag, people. It's not fuckin' standin' around with your fucking thumbs up your asses. Capture the flag, please! Defend our flag, please! Please do it! Try! Do something!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-12T21:49:49Z |
| 464 |
"Pinch your dick shut!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-13T08:19:06Z |
| 465 |
"I had one where I got like a bird part that was recognisably a bird part, like with a feather or something, you know that kind of crap? So I don't really eat orange chicken anymore." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-14T09:05:29Z |
| 466 |
"How do I get out of the bathroom now, with my clean hands?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-14T09:05:41Z |
| 467 |
"The intimacy? I'm not going to fuck my pizza." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-14T09:05:52Z |
| 468 |
"You can be buddies with a leech, apparently." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-14T09:06:05Z |
| 469 |
"It's a cigarette you can drink." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-14T09:06:18Z |
| 470 |
"We're naming this character after our last character's murderer." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-16T07:49:32Z |
| 471 |
"As it happens I like horses and ladies, Especially horse-ladies." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-16T07:49:43Z |
| 472 |
"Let's walk, because I think running is a pain in the ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-18T00:41:31Z |
| 473 |
"It's basically a jaguar..taur? A jaguar-taur. A jagtaur. It's jaguar on the bottom and jaguar on top. It's like a centaur, but it's jaguar end to end. 'Cause it's got like jaguar body and legs, but then it's got jaguar body on top with arms." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-18T00:41:49Z |
| 474 |
"Am I alive? Who am I? Am I Real? What is real? What is knowledge?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-18T00:42:04Z |
| 475 |
"Man if I hear audio come out of this game I'm just going to poop. It ran! Is that audio I hear? Omgah, I'm poopin'!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:26:38Z |
| 476 |
"It doesn't seem like it was very good booty. It was pretty strange booty. You got some strange in space is what you got." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-19T10:08:41Z |
| 477 |
"I feel like this is a setup for some sort of weird space porno." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-19T10:09:02Z |
| 478 |
"Avert your eyes children. Hold on, I got it. No, we're cool. Don't look at those.. Two of those pixels are very naughty." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-19T10:09:16Z |
| 479 |
"The mystery of saran wrap can be hard to figure out." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-20T11:38:26Z |
| 480 |
"I want to be a hobbit! A lady hobbit. A thiefy lady hobbit. A really strong thiefy lady hobbit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-20T11:38:45Z |
| 481 |
"Oh, he's saying 'God I love that boy's spunk,' which sounds better than 'God I love that boyspunk.' But only just..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-02-20T11:38:57Z |
| 482 |
"Oh fuck, I was just trying to poop it out." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-01T21:38:05Z |
| 483 |
"You do the licking, I'll do the smashing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-01T21:38:15Z |
| 484 |
"You know, if I'm already there trying to lick it, probably don't also need you trying to lick it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-01T21:38:28Z |
| 485 |
"Some of these Miiverse messages from kids are like scrawlings from a serial killer." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-01T21:38:39Z |
| 486 |
"I would like to uninstall the bible." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-01T21:38:54Z |
| 487 |
"I always thought it was awesome to meet a killer whale." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-01T21:39:08Z |
| 488 |
"When it's smooth, it's very smooth." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:27:03Z |
| 489 |
"Well now that they've dropped the plate on all those houses, the houses have risen up to fight back." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-01T21:39:46Z |
| 490 |
"If I just spent one day, all day thrifting at Goodwills and Savers, places like that for Playstations, at the end of the day I could build you a fucking fort. We could glue 'em together, we could build an enclosed fort of PS1s, with a door and everything." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:28:00Z |
| 491 |
"Cut my vod into pieces. This is my last record. Suffocation, no streaming. Playlist no working. I think we're crafting a delightfully derpy song here. We need a stenographer to take down the lyrics for us. Make a mix tape." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:28:45Z |
| 492 |
"I'm dedicated to stealing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-03T18:25:06Z |
| 493 |
"Fortunately it turned out that I'm not particularly dying of anything other than being alive." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-03T18:25:12Z |
| 494 |
"Anyway, gimme all yer shit. This is a JRPG, I'm here to steal things." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-03T18:25:32Z |
| 495 |
"If only she would have had her orthopedic panties." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-03T18:25:44Z |
| 496 |
"Oh no, it's super purple bu... demon bird, stingray... whosawhatsis." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:29:11Z |
| 497 |
"You can kinda, you know, if you're just sensual with it, just kinda... ugh. It does things. It does the things that you want." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:30:01Z |
| 498 |
"Yes, I have a tank! Alright, I'm touching the boob!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-04T23:38:09Z |
| 499 |
"This boob is awesome!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-04T23:38:18Z |
| 500 |
"That's probably one of the most dangerous typos I've ever seen." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:07:51Z |
| 501 |
"Aww yeah, 360 no-goat, it's happening. Bringing my goat skills to the field here." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:08:09Z |
| 502 |
"It's too bad she doesn't know that Link is a eunuch. She's working hard for that smooth." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:09:10Z |
| 503 |
"Get snubbed on! She prefers the horse." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:09:38Z |
| 504 |
"They made Zelda princess because her face was the only one in Hyrule that wasn't all mangled and weird." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:09:55Z |
| 505 |
"I like having long hair so much that when I don't have long hair, I have dreams where I have long hair again. I don't know why." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:10:12Z |
| 506 |
You're supporting breast cancer? You're on breast cancer's team? |
spythesnail |
2018-06-04T17:15:24Z |
| 507 |
"It seems like there's a lot of orange politicians for some reason." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:12:30Z |
| 508 |
"The problem doesn't seem to be speed, it seems to be giving a fuck about your customers." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:13:05Z |
| 509 |
"I just kicked my own dick in half." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:13:22Z |
| 510 |
"Don't suffer a nipple to live." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:13:34Z |
| 511 |
"We do not speak of the nipplebird." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:13:46Z |
| 512 |
"You need that special move to throw a sword up his asshole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:14:01Z |
| 513 |
"I love how Nintendo atually indended for you to attack him in his butthole. Attack him in his fucking o-ring. That's what we want kids to be doing." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:30:16Z |
| 514 |
"Just phoenix down her ass. ...I will never use that phrasing again." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-08T22:16:02Z |
| 515 |
"I practiced with goats!" |
twisol |
2016-03-09T07:44:36Z |
| 516 |
"That monkey just kicked my heart." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T11:52:35Z |
| 517 |
"Thank you piece of H, I wouldn't have known it was HD without you. If I get enough pieces of H, I can complete the game title." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:30:35Z |
| 518 |
"Oh, which was the bitch-slap button? Oh, he knows it, he knows which button it is!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:15:40Z |
| 519 |
"I'm glad his nipples let me pass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:15:54Z |
| 520 |
"Hello I would like to tell to you about bbb-bb-bb? Aww, nobody ever listens." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:16:41Z |
| 521 |
"This is a Y-run... Y am I running?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:17:12Z |
| 522 |
"That's the first thing I always try on every door. Smash Link's face into it and see how effective that was." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:30:57Z |
| 523 |
"He has like... sugarcubes for nipples." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:31:11Z |
| 524 |
"All the blue got sucked out of my mug." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:18:03Z |
| 525 |
"Yeah I've gotta get my breasts." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:18:21Z |
| 526 |
"Have you ever seen those chicken nugget machines? I'm sure that's how phoenix downs are made. They just dump a box of chicks in one end, and phoenix downs come out the other end. 100% humane." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:18:42Z |
| 527 |
"I would happily stand at the other end of the nugget machine, just eating chicken nuggets. Because I am a bad person." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:19:23Z |
| 528 |
"You make cans of fuckin' ass-gas that idiots spray on themselves to smell like shit. You might as well just own it. You can't improve on that, just face reality." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:20:07Z |
| 529 |
"I would recommend though finding yourself a different stink." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:20:21Z |
| 530 |
"I'm down with spiderman god." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:20:32Z |
| 531 |
"Nintendo endorses homemade bombs." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:20:47Z |
| 532 |
"Fortunately I have a false tooth with a cyanide pill in it for just this situation. That's how I want to go out, I think. Like, at a convention speaking to a nerd about some sort of mundane, nuanced horseshit like a genre discussion or a debate, and just pop the tooth, swallow the pill and then die right there on the spot." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:22:53Z |
| 533 |
"Tastes like a goron's butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:23:41Z |
| 534 |
"Chicken, you will be mine. No one can stop our love." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:24:33Z |
| 535 |
"What about a testicle on legs that shits eggs when it gets scared?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:25:22Z |
| 536 |
"The music says you're being attacked, but the screen says 'You're fine, take it easy.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:26:17Z |
| 537 |
"Alright, cool game. Cool stuff, cool game-stuff like the things that this game does. It does cool things. Cool things that I like. Likeable, very likeable cool game stuffs. Really cool things that you can do in a game with stuff that games do." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:27:17Z |
| 538 |
"No green Santa, don't die!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:28:01Z |
| 539 |
"This game is too cute for killing people." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:28:19Z |
| 540 |
"Do your plants care about being walked on, I wonder?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:28:31Z |
| 541 |
"Also goombahs don't wear pants for the most part." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:29:30Z |
| 542 |
"Show us the plugs. Give us the plugs. Plug us up. Put them plugs in us. Ready to be plugged, plugged on the beach. Get beach plugged. Plug-a-rooney." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:29:47Z |
| 543 |
"It's not like you would be controlling your butt tentacles. They're still controlled by the plug, right?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:30:15Z |
| 544 |
"My hands just know how to play this game. So I don't have to use my brain, which is good." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:30:30Z |
| 545 |
"I love the fence. I always thought the fence was so cool. It was so different." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:30:43Z |
| 546 |
"This fucking stupid fucking travel bullshit bird fuckin' cocksucking one-fucking-hit shit motherfuck." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:31:03Z |
| 547 |
"I'm holding it, trying to line up the fuckers, and it just goes off." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:31:39Z |
| 548 |
"I have a lot of trouble correcting for big changes in fish position." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:31:55Z |
| 549 |
"What shitty thing should I say to the hobo?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:32:08Z |
| 550 |
"We found a unicorn and we will not accept any arguments that do not fit our unicorn." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:32:51Z |
| 551 |
"My feels go out to those who have somehow trapped themselves inside of a bean dungeon." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:33:06Z |
| 552 |
"I fucked around with a fish because the physics engine was hilarious, and then I shit myself and died." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:33:43Z |
| 553 |
"Whoever designed these pinetrees has clearly never been near one. These pinetrees don't give a fuck." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-19T12:34:58Z |
| 554 |
"Please fucking jump. I'm going to rip this controller in fucking half if you don't fuckin' jump!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-22T04:59:24Z |
| 555 |
"I have nothing to add to the conversation, except 'Oh, me me me gimme gimme gimme!'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-26T07:25:15Z |
| 556 |
"We just witnessed some slime sex." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-29T21:48:28Z |
| 557 |
"Good god, put wool in my butt." |
aeneasfate |
2016-03-29T21:48:43Z |
| 558 |
"The licking begins, don't spit me over there!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-01T19:35:33Z |
| 559 |
(Necomi) "I couldn't get off without the ground-pounding." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:31:34Z |
| 560 |
(Necomi) "Don't worry honey! ...No. Worry, worry honey..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:31:49Z |
| 561 |
"Oh no! It sucked me off! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-01T19:36:19Z |
| 562 |
"He threw a hammer right up my ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-01T19:36:38Z |
| 563 |
"Alright get yourself some balls, if you know what I'm sayin'." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-01T19:36:56Z |
| 564 |
"Thank me because I'm here to solve all your problems, your egg-based plight." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:32:40Z |
| 565 |
"Oh no, it's an egg-hating bird shaman." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:32:53Z |
| 566 |
"Out of range, out of my ass. Out of the range of my ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:33:13Z |
| 567 |
(Necomi) "It's quicker than licking him." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:32:08Z |
| 568 |
"Now eat me and fall on the spikes." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:33:42Z |
| 569 |
"That cheese still worries me though." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:33:53Z |
| 570 |
"Oh, oh, oh! Don't you kill my mole! Don't you kill my mole! Don't touch my angry beaver. What are you doing to me?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:34:14Z |
| 571 |
"I'm glad I noticed you bubbled, because I was going to kill myself." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:34:25Z |
| 572 |
"I just need to get back in the groove. Back in the beaver groove." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:34:36Z |
| 573 |
"Good lord, Nintendo why!? What the fuck Nintendo! Why? This is just... Nnnng... Do they use this at Guantanamo Bay?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:32:30Z |
| 574 |
"Lick it! Lick that thang, yeah nice licks." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:35:06Z |
| 575 |
"Nintendo is trying to get involved in our relationship here, in a bad way." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:35:19Z |
| 576 |
"No beavers were harmed in the making of the getting of this key." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:35:35Z |
| 577 |
"Oh wait though, there's a beaver there, why?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:35:48Z |
| 578 |
(Necomi) "When I'm in your mouth you have the magnetic properties." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:32:53Z |
| 579 |
"I need my tongue for this whole operation, just stay behind me, okay?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:36:41Z |
| 580 |
(Necomi) "You're going to eat your beaver?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:33:05Z |
| 581 |
"You need to get down here, you need to be in my mouth. As they say." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:37:15Z |
| 582 |
"I don't care about this particular beaver situation, but..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:33:19Z |
| 583 |
"Augh, that fucking at-at-at-at-at-at, at-at! I like machine guns." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:37:41Z |
| 584 |
"Oh no, beaver hell awaits us." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:37:55Z |
| 585 |
"We need every single flower to enter the special eggland." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:38:07Z |
| 586 |
"That represents our champion's egg. Egg of pain." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:38:19Z |
| 587 |
"We're going to put lickables everywhere." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:38:34Z |
| 588 |
"Isn't a train a chain really, in the end?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:38:47Z |
| 589 |
"It's weird that a lot of enemies in the Mario world have their buttholes taped shut." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:33:32Z |
| 590 |
"There's something going on with their buttholes that they gotta have some bandages over them all the time. Probably has something to do with Bowser." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:39:14Z |
| 591 |
"Nothing's faster than running into a fucking wall." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:39:35Z |
| 592 |
"How do you fly in the spiral? How do you get control?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:39:48Z |
| 593 |
"Keep an eye on them beavers." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:40:05Z |
| 594 |
"Monkeys. Ugh, why'd it have to be monkeys?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:33:46Z |
| 595 |
(Necomi) "Oh wow, when you unpoop you steal all of my yarn." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:33:59Z |
| 596 |
"Okay, right, maybe stop throwing things up my butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:41:08Z |
| 597 |
"It's a fucking trap for people who are trying to get ahead." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:41:22Z |
| 598 |
"Let me live my life, lemme say my words without fuckin' goin' to court about it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:41:52Z |
| 599 |
"I hate these dumbass fuckin' rugs." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:42:04Z |
| 600 |
"We did it! Celebratory fuckin' double-dicks!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:42:15Z |
| 601 |
"There's some kind of parasite, and it's the only protection. It only enters through the butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:42:30Z |
| 602 |
"Aww, balls. Balls, testicles. Balls n fuckin' testicles." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:42:45Z |
| 603 |
"I was going to say I'm not going to take any chances, and then that monkey ruined my life." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:42:59Z |
| 604 |
"I don't remember what we have to worry about here, and that worries me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:43:12Z |
| 605 |
"Little kids are very cage focused." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:43:23Z |
| 606 |
"Oh no, we needed that! What have you done?! What have you done?! What, you've killed us! You've killed us! We're dead! We're dead! Why would you? Why would you do? Why would you do that?! Why would you do it? Why'd you do it? Why'd you do it?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:45:30Z |
| 607 |
"I had fire, now I don't! Because you licked me!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:46:10Z |
| 608 |
"You see them fuckin' sweet-hot limited edition moves that just happened?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:46:25Z |
| 609 |
"I was going to give my life to bump you if you needed it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-06T07:46:50Z |
| 610 |
"Just pop off and lick up. There you go." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-08T00:13:25Z |
| 611 |
"I'm grumpy because this dumb ghost stuff is the dumberest." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-08T00:13:36Z |
| 612 |
"You did, you whooped me. You worked your corner." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-08T00:13:48Z |
| 613 |
"Ugh, betrayed by the rainbow..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T10:59:14Z |
| 614 |
(Necomi) "This is the first time that we've actually both ridden on Poochi and nothing bad has happened." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:34:23Z |
| 615 |
"Okay, so let's go to navel's bellybutton emporium excitement town." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T10:59:51Z |
| 616 |
"Maybe we were thinking too hard about the taped-shut butthole thing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:05:01Z |
| 617 |
"They've all been fighting Mario and Luigi, and now the yoshis for so long and getting butt-stomped and butt-stomped and butt-stomped. And they just know that like, if they don't tape their buttholes shut, especially with those big enemies, there's a chance that mario might jump right up their butthole. Because that's where their weak spot is, they're always showing you their asshole whenever you knock 'em over." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:05:17Z |
| 618 |
"They're afraid of an Italian plumber jumping straight up their asshole. Which I think everybody is really deep-down afraid of, right? I'm afraid of that. I'm not paranoid of it, like I'm not expecting it to randomly happen, but if I were under the impression that I needed to protect against such an occurrence from happening... I would take precautions." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:07:26Z |
| 619 |
"Look at this, I'm reaching across team aisles, the dividing lines. I'm a unifying element in a land of division." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:09:01Z |
| 620 |
"I think my character just shouted, 'I'm hard.' I'm not sure... He's a priest, though. I guess it fits." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:09:26Z |
| 621 |
"Well at least you're not 'pussysmell.' That would be worse." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:10:09Z |
| 622 |
"Conestar... Oh, get outta my fucking cone!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:10:21Z |
| 623 |
"That was an 'I totally just fucked myself' gasp." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:10:32Z |
| 624 |
"Whoa, there's two holes? Interesting..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:10:49Z |
| 625 |
"Good old Lord Fuckfuck, he knows our problems." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:34:52Z |
| 626 |
"I am tired of trying to get it in there." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:11:13Z |
| 627 |
"What?! Oh, you ran through my butthole, ooohhh..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:11:26Z |
| 628 |
"Take that, maybe, or not at all..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:11:44Z |
| 629 |
"I'm driving through the lyrics of the cake song right now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:12:07Z |
| 630 |
"They made me drive up into a butthole. They deserve whatever they get." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:12:23Z |
| 631 |
"There's butthole in the sky, why? Oh god, something is about to take a shit on this world." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:12:36Z |
| 632 |
"I considered mercy for a second, and then I changed my mind." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:12:55Z |
| 633 |
"How cool is it that I've been able to shoot shit without aiming?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:13:07Z |
| 634 |
"Together we were a clam, made out of pucks." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:13:19Z |
| 635 |
"We all got in there together makin' a weird man-cream sandwich." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:13:30Z |
| 636 |
"I touched that hole twice and never went in. Three times, now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:13:43Z |
| 637 |
"This stream is almost entirely pillow talk. But not really the good kind." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:13:56Z |
| 638 |
"Why would you sabotage me, Isis man?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:35:08Z |
| 639 |
"If all of our streams go down at the same time, then be worried everybody. We got homeland'ed." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:14:22Z |
| 640 |
"We're about to have a big-ole' ball jamboree, oh we didn't touch each other at all?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-13T11:14:37Z |
| 641 |
*sneezes* "Everything over there is destroyed now. There's nothing left." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:35:25Z |
| 642 |
"There's always balls. No matter what we do, there's balls." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:08:20Z |
| 643 |
"Climb up inside my shitshirt." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:08:32Z |
| 644 |
"Awww...I rimmed the fuck out of it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:08:43Z |
| 645 |
"You don't want those fake virginers, vagineers." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:08:55Z |
| 646 |
"Please contact me developers, I will happily record for you many gay phrases for your games." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:09:04Z |
| 647 |
"I want to come up with all kinds of golf innuendo." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:09:15Z |
| 648 |
"Come on everybody, let's disco hole. Discoo hooole!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:09:25Z |
| 649 |
"That sounds like some kind of graphical artifacting, or possibly a venereal disease." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:10:12Z |
| 650 |
"Oh my god it thinks this is a spot that I can be in. I am fucked. I am fucked! I am fucked hard. There's no coming back from this." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:10:36Z |
| 651 |
"GG kids. Lemme just stroke the fuck out I guess, cause I'm done." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:10:55Z |
| 652 |
"I'm waitin' for that free tap, I'm not wasting another stroke." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:11:07Z |
| 653 |
"Oh, I managed to get in the mouth. As they say." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:11:16Z |
| 654 |
"I'm not going to have enough strokes to finish this." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:11:27Z |
| 655 |
"Why do I keep going inside the pot?! This has never happend to me before! This is killing me right now, I always bounced off this pot before. Now I'm just dying to this pot." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:11:45Z |
| 656 |
"Feldoth has a green that will sear your retinas." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:11:54Z |
| 657 |
"Every shit is special." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:12:04Z |
| 658 |
"I fell into the stomach of the level, basically." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:12:17Z |
| 659 |
"Just go into this underwater butthole, and get pooped out somewhere else." |
aeneasfate |
2016-04-16T11:12:39Z |
| 660 |
"Hotkeys are what makes Stream-A-Day work." *spirit fingers* |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:35:41Z |
| 661 |
(Necomi) "What would get me points? Boobies! Boobies would get me points!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:35:56Z |
| 662 |
"I'm going to say a little prayer for my butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:22:44Z |
| 663 |
"I was not prepared to shit this much, this often." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:22:56Z |
| 664 |
"Ohio is a cesspool! Don't eat the food, don't drink the water, don't touch the people!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:23:06Z |
| 665 |
"It's mostly just me talking about shitting, and how much I hate it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:23:18Z |
| 666 |
"Accept the changing knowledge. Accept it. It's not a Disney princess, it's just a rock." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:23:30Z |
| 667 |
"I've heard ice cream is actually a pretty good choice. Because it's good pretty much both ways. But somehow I feel like I just don't want to ruin a particular flavor of ice cream for myself for the rest of eternity." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:23:41Z |
| 668 |
"In fact I think that's the only place I've ever encountered that flavor, is in the land of pastries." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:23:51Z |
| 669 |
"I had one of those unpleasant ones where we had dinner, went to bed, and then I suddenly wake up in the middle of the night to fill my lego brick suitcase that I had on the floor with spaghetti." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:24:02Z |
| 670 |
"Someone has got a balloon... lodged... in my menu. How did you do that? You got a balloon lodged in my menu. I didn't know this was possible." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:24:18Z |
| 671 |
"I used to be a golf pro, and now I'm a golf ho." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:24:29Z |
| 672 |
"I don't know how a Super Nintendo gets that dirty, but..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:36:11Z |
| 673 |
"This is some 'unknown' dirt of some kind, and that bothers me a lot more." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:25:04Z |
| 674 |
"You can see everything that's wrong with this cartridge, MICROSCOPICALLY!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:25:16Z |
| 675 |
"I think I know how this hole works... That's a line that works great in bed." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:36:29Z |
| 676 |
"I agree, it is a very hateful hole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:25:38Z |
| 677 |
"Somebody gave me a nice little push in the butt." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:25:49Z |
| 678 |
"Ugh, someone touch me. Someone please touch me. Touch me in my puck hole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:26:06Z |
| 679 |
"Please touch my puckhole. That's not the right way!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:26:19Z |
| 680 |
"I got like monster trucked by a fuckin' log and I just disappeared." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:26:34Z |
| 681 |
"I'm still dying by the way, and I don't think I'm ever going to get over it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:26:44Z |
| 682 |
"Dickin' fuckin' damnit. Cockin' suckin' fuckin' motherfukkin'." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:27:01Z |
| 683 |
"What's that one that's got like a really big room... and, um, that's a terrible description." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:36:42Z |
| 684 |
"They're all called like, fuckin' 'destruction,' 'leg cramps,' 'gritty darkness.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:27:24Z |
| 685 |
"You sneakin-ass little fuckin' taking a shit in the hallway? What were you doing over there?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:27:37Z |
| 686 |
"Was I flipping my chicken? That sounds like a euphemism. 'Don't flip your chicken.' They really flipped that chicken." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:27:49Z |
| 687 |
"Oh, I'm just going to lay here and suck it up. Watch me lay." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:28:04Z |
| 688 |
"Squeak squeak, motherfucker!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:28:18Z |
| 689 |
"It seems like every time I hear about a KKK member, as a Grand something, it's always something new. It's not just wizards anymore." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:28:29Z |
| 690 |
"Grand Cyclops? Holy shit! Motherfucker leveled up!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:28:44Z |
| 691 |
"Oh, you like, just caressed the rim. *slurpslurpslurp* Look at it slide along the... the what would you call that? The lip?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:28:59Z |
| 692 |
"I enjoy that whole fucking scene. Let it never be forgot. Can we get some fan art of Justin the rimjob robot inventor?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:29:18Z |
| 693 |
"Hold the celebrations 'til the end there, friend. They just blew me and it was so good." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:37:01Z |
| 694 |
"I'm so looking forward to being pigeon holed." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:29:42Z |
| 695 |
"People for the most part feel the shame of having to be around other humans, offline." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:29:53Z |
| 696 |
"When your dick can be any size, why not shoot for the moon?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:30:06Z |
| 697 |
"'Games can be anything!' And now we know 'Games can be only what people will buy.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:30:19Z |
| 698 |
"Okay, we don't need this every fucking time you touch a mushroom, Mario. Shut your mouth." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:31:09Z |
| 699 |
"I wish I could like, fuckin' connect the output of my eyeballs to the stream so you could appreciate it that way." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:31:22Z |
| 700 |
"By the way I just totally just tried to Castlevania that candle." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:37:15Z |
| 701 |
"Mario has mustard and ketchup all over his ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:31:47Z |
| 702 |
"What the hell motherfucker? Acknowledge my controller!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:31:56Z |
| 703 |
"Bear's trying to find the best way to fuck us." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:32:06Z |
| 704 |
"Please don't be spikes, it wasn't spikes! AAAggh! My butthole!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:37:28Z |
| 705 |
"It makes my chicken cower in fear." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:32:28Z |
| 706 |
"It doesn't even acknowledge that I'm like, the lobby lord." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:32:38Z |
| 707 |
"It's not a hate thing, it's a fear thing. I'm afraid of you." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:32:48Z |
| 708 |
"Aww, corpses don't teleport? Dude, get that dev back in here." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:33:00Z |
| 709 |
"I like how this design folds itself up into a small thing, even though it starts off as a big thing. That really does it for me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:33:38Z |
| 710 |
"Wait there was only one arrow fired and it killed both of us!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:33:52Z |
| 711 |
"My arrow wall gently moves up and down." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:37:48Z |
| 712 |
"What the? Why did that confuse me so much that I killed myself?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:34:12Z |
| 713 |
"Awww, I went right in the bad hole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:34:22Z |
| 714 |
"Oh no I didn't give it enough... of anything. I had a chance for greatness and I threw it away." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:38:00Z |
| 715 |
"They really are. The heaviest damn balls you ever did see." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:34:50Z |
| 716 |
"The ceiling fan is leaving the building, it's just exiting the room." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:35:00Z |
| 717 |
"I tried to ride it but I fell off." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:35:17Z |
| 718 |
"Today I learned watching a rocket pass harmlessly through somebody's player model has the potential to drive me borderline insane." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:35:27Z |
| 719 |
"In this one, if you shoot them in the butthole with a tranq dart they'll go right down. It's the head or the butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:35:38Z |
| 720 |
"What's up, chump? I'm going to shoot your butthole, get ready. *boop* Oh, it hit his radio!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:35:53Z |
| 721 |
"Bring your butthole back here, you're walking too fast! Motherfucker... Muddafakker..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:38:15Z |
| 722 |
"I don't know what's up with this guy, but he's like surrounded by flies and he keeps falling asleep." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:36:20Z |
| 723 |
"Here, I'm going to shoot your dick, you better shake some items off." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:36:33Z |
| 724 |
"Marines sleep standing up, man. Watch. That's how trained they are." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:36:44Z |
| 725 |
"It ate my puck, then I heard *fapafapafapa* like a bunch of fapping, and then it fucking spit it out." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:36:55Z |
| 726 |
"I keep getting physics fucked today." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:37:08Z |
| 727 |
"It's like speed dating but with holes only." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:37:19Z |
| 728 |
"One of you bastards needs to give me a sweet-hot touch." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:37:32Z |
| 729 |
"I really don't like these balls, cause they don't got no movement. They don't go nowhere." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:37:43Z |
| 730 |
"Awwww.... that's not the right kind of smackaroo." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:37:53Z |
| 731 |
"I stuffed myself with all kinds of different kinds of animal." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:38:06Z |
| 732 |
"That was meant to be a bicycle, but it was nothing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:38:21Z |
| 733 |
"I feel like I'm learning the ropes of the hoops. There's really not a lot of ropes, it's all hoop. That's probably why I have a learning problem with it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:38:40Z |
| 734 |
"Okay, we're going to hand this to you on a fucking platter. And I was like, 'Boom! Fuck your platter! I don't want none of this shit!'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:38:53Z |
| 735 |
"Oh am I dropping frames? That's a stylistic choice." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:39:04Z |
| 736 |
"Dream saved! This is America motherfucker! I'm not going to let your dream die." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:39:17Z |
| 737 |
"That's why I wear this fucking beret." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:39:26Z |
| 738 |
"All I did for my dance was turn my wheels." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:39:37Z |
| 739 |
"I went to do the whole touch off, and I fucking rimmed myself." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:39:51Z |
| 740 |
"Oh man, you killed the juggle! I had a sweet juggle goin'. I was carrying it down the field." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:40:06Z |
| 741 |
"I don't know why I keep going for the ball, if I'm just going to do a sad display of missing the fuck out of it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:40:21Z |
| 742 |
"Not this time, Hitler." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:38:34Z |
| 743 |
"And in the end, Hitler gone." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:38:44Z |
| 744 |
"Oh, I think I just dunked my asshole onto a dude's mouth." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:40:57Z |
| 745 |
"Like spiderman, I appeared." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:41:12Z |
| 746 |
"That's a fantastically bad squeeze." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:41:22Z |
| 747 |
"Oh man, I just had a fucking amazing Fogo de Chão burp. It was like, that fucking burp was medium rare." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:41:35Z |
| 748 |
"Yes! Aww... Somebody touch me... Somebody fucking touch me... Touch meee, oh touch me. Touch me touch me... Yes! Oh, we both went in together. We copulated. We consummated our love." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:42:06Z |
| 749 |
"Ah, somebody give me a sweet love touch. Please, no! Everybody's just going in the hole!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:42:26Z |
| 750 |
"You were magical! And you went in! More consummation of love." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:42:36Z |
| 751 |
"It gave me a stroke somehow, I don't know how it did that." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:42:48Z |
| 752 |
"I think you just got fucked again. And then you fucked yourself, in front of everybody!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:42:58Z |
| 753 |
"Aww man I thought I was a puck but turns out I'm a cone. You're not my real parents!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:43:08Z |
| 754 |
"Yes, teamwork! ...Team I'm not even a part of..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:38:55Z |
| 755 |
"Just when you thought you knew where all the holes were." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:43:30Z |
| 756 |
"My hair was probably not meant to exist with this microphone." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:43:42Z |
| 757 |
"Nobody in that game gave a shit that I was coming at them from behind with a sledgehammer." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:43:53Z |
| 758 |
"I'm going to try throwing my life away and see how it goes." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:44:04Z |
| 759 |
"I didn't want spend all my time looking in the sky, but yeah I think I'm that solo boy." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:44:13Z |
| 760 |
"I feel like I'm running in some very sexy circles here." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:44:22Z |
| 761 |
"I see some boys, doing whatever they're doing over there. Hugging, I assume." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:44:33Z |
| 762 |
"You stabbed me in my lizard nipple. Which is exactly a thing that lizards don't have." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:44:44Z |
| 763 |
"It's 99% lizard, 1% man nipples. That's how you make a lizardman." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:44:56Z |
| 764 |
"I have a dead fucking shark on my head. And it was free, amazingly." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:45:06Z |
| 765 |
"Oh man, you got to taste burnt flesh for months? I'd love it if my mouth was medium rare." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:45:17Z |
| 766 |
"We need to get this motherfucker a pierogi." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:45:27Z |
| 767 |
"Get your poison doughnut away from me!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:45:41Z |
| 768 |
"That monkey fucked me up." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:45:51Z |
| 769 |
"That beef is lit. ...That's the weirdest thing I've ever said." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:39:07Z |
| 770 |
"All of a sudden we descend, a cloud of ninjas." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:46:21Z |
| 771 |
"I fucking hate the monkey! Fuck the monkey! Monkey is the worst..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:46:31Z |
| 772 |
"I went to a different door. Also I wasn't listening to you at all." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:46:43Z |
| 773 |
"I want to see you in an Uber branded rickshaw." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:46:54Z |
| 774 |
"This is what my skeleton is like on the inside." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-06T22:47:06Z |
| 775 |
"We all got sucked and then dragon-fucked." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-07T05:39:54Z |
| 776 |
"Anyway, I turned on G-Sync... because I like pain." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-09T12:59:59Z |
| 777 |
"I fell into my favorite kind of trap." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-09T13:00:03Z |
| 778 |
"I like how the person who said 'easy' is the one who was standing still. 'I was changing my reticle!'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-09T13:00:51Z |
| 779 |
"Aww, that dragon went right up inside of my quiveringly spread butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:26:35Z |
| 780 |
"Don't give a fuck where I end up, as long as it's not in front of those bullets." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:26:46Z |
| 781 |
"Oooh, what's up with your face? Oh, it got blowed up." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:26:57Z |
| 782 |
"I can be annoying with my rational loop-de-doop things that I do." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:27:07Z |
| 783 |
"Policing the shit out of my dick... lapcop." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:27:18Z |
| 784 |
"My arms are as bright as the sun! Why are they reflecting so much light?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:27:26Z |
| 785 |
"It would have been all dicks going in vaginas all over my back." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:27:40Z |
| 786 |
"Now all I can think about is cars trying to survive the zombie apocalypse." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:27:53Z |
| 787 |
"This pan-handling is for you!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:28:02Z |
| 788 |
"That was 100% going in, and you... I try to make a save, and you fuckin' stomp on me. I try to make a shot, and you're fuckin' goal-tending that shit. Like, are you on my team or not?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:39:33Z |
| 789 |
"I'm pretty sure that wasn't an accident on my part. I totally forgot what team I was on, what colors are... I don't even know what a color is." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:39:56Z |
| 790 |
"Hey they're really good for dunking... I just made 'em sound like fucking cookies or something." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:40:12Z |
| 791 |
"I don't think I woulda got up this morning if I'd have known I was gonna get dunked on this hard." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:28:56Z |
| 792 |
"We can't have this many tragedies in one night." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:29:14Z |
| 793 |
"I think I just aborted your baby." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:29:25Z |
| 794 |
"You're beautiful... I would never abort you..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:40:36Z |
| 795 |
"I felt it all over, it tingled in my balls." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:29:45Z |
| 796 |
"That's kind of a long road to get laid, but y'know..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:29:55Z |
| 797 |
"I don't think I ended up getting any touches in at all." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:31:01Z |
| 798 |
"Oh, dude you're... Oh my god! I've never seen such fucking! Oh, you fucked him to death!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:31:14Z |
| 799 |
"I'm proud of all that fucking we did." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:31:24Z |
| 800 |
"Yes, we have your MRI results in. We've discovered that inside your skull is a deep sadness." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:31:38Z |
| 801 |
"When you tell me some day in the future that you have cancer, I have to remember to say congratulations." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:31:47Z |
| 802 |
"I used to be pretty... how do I say this... *soft* on Cox..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:40:56Z |
| 803 |
"It's so hard to aim with this shitty goddamn nipplestick!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:32:14Z |
| 804 |
"I feel like the angrier I am, the more of a point that I'm making. That's how it works, right?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:32:24Z |
| 805 |
"You don't have the right letters to make that sound!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:32:34Z |
| 806 |
"I can only see 'eh.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:32:42Z |
| 807 |
"Now I get to kick back and watch everybody get fucked." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:32:52Z |
| 808 |
"All I get are zigg-zags, there is no smooth." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:33:02Z |
| 809 |
"Oh shit, the potato rises." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:33:12Z |
| 810 |
"I've just suffered a major shortage of mustard." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:33:22Z |
| 811 |
"Best part of this is since I'm not on cam, I can just use my weiner to draw." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:33:33Z |
| 812 |
"My thing lights up whenever it catches stuff. It's my evolution." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:33:46Z |
| 813 |
"Oh man, this game doesn't have like a nipple-joystick mode." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:33:55Z |
| 814 |
"You're not a real man if you're not suffering while you're mounting." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:34:34Z |
| 815 |
"I don't want anybody's slidin' any bigotry by, not on my watch!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:34:52Z |
| 816 |
"The efficacy of the nipple as a mouse goes down the more you use it. It becomes like a serious struggle. You have to rub it even more significantly. It's just like a real nipple." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:35:02Z |
| 817 |
"All the positions are pretty good, but every now and then you hit like, a fuckin' Norman Rockwell. A masterpiece." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:35:12Z |
| 818 |
"Oh god I love it when you fuckin' just glue yourself to that goat's asshole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:35:23Z |
| 819 |
"I am paying the price for committing to the nipple." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:35:32Z |
| 820 |
"Oh, it's a beauty fish, it's a beauty fish, oh it's a beauty fish... It's not a beauty fish, NooOooo!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:41:14Z |
| 821 |
"Smell my ass, goat! Smell it hard!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:35:52Z |
| 822 |
"'Sup dog. Holdin' on to that dick there? That's a good one. Wish I could hold onto a dick. There's none left." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:36:06Z |
| 823 |
"Oh yeah, you can definitely build two separate stacks of mans. As long as you have enough mans. That's all you need is mans." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:36:19Z |
| 824 |
"We've developed the ultimate game based off of psychiatry and various other areas of science that will find, and eliminate the dickboys." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:36:29Z |
| 825 |
"This is actually a visual graphical interface alternative for Grindr." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:36:39Z |
| 826 |
"That hill there, it ate all my putt." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-15T13:36:49Z |
| 827 |
"I've got an excess of gas here!" |
0nuk3d0 |
2016-05-19T02:45:52Z |
| 828 |
"Buy some herpes for you children." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:08:34Z |
| 829 |
"Do you think they lure people in with their cat flaps?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:08:44Z |
| 830 |
"Also when I flipped over to chat I saw in all caps 'PIG ANUS RETURNS.'" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:41:31Z |
| 831 |
"I can't enjoy a hotdog unless I'm on the brink of suicide." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:09:29Z |
| 832 |
"Jesus loves pig anus." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:09:40Z |
| 833 |
"Oh god, I know what's going to come out of this one. It's pig anus. Pig anus all the way down." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:09:54Z |
| 834 |
"You can always count on me for a vote for massive cock." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:10:17Z |
| 835 |
"I was drawn in by the massive cock, what can I say?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:10:28Z |
| 836 |
"Why are there guns?! Hashtag why are there guns?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:10:40Z |
| 837 |
"I always wave bye when I'm shutting off the stream, even if I don't have a camera on. I don't know why, but it feels right, you know?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:14:01Z |
| 838 |
"I guess when you're like directly underneath something like that it loses the ability to draw the world." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:14:31Z |
| 839 |
"Shields?! Fuck that. What is this, Halo?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:14:50Z |
| 840 |
"Motherfucker tried to spawn up my asshole. That ain't right." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-19T19:15:02Z |
| 841 |
"The wabbits are just alternative battle monsters." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-21T22:24:40Z |
| 842 |
"I could pump my shit up though, that's a thing I could do. That is a thing I could do." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-21T22:24:50Z |
| 843 |
"How hard does he hit? ...He hits HARD." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-21T22:25:00Z |
| 844 |
"I guess you gotta just go for the face, I was trying to go for the feet." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-21T22:25:18Z |
| 845 |
"I can't think of a green one that I wouldn't be friends with." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-21T22:25:28Z |
| 846 |
"Tonight, I came here to drink and play games." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-22T04:57:17Z |
| 847 |
"You eat shit, eat a pill. The pill will help you. The shit doesn't do anything for you. It's shit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-22T04:57:21Z |
| 848 |
"I want to wait and see if somebody touches me in a favorable way." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-22T04:57:31Z |
| 849 |
"I thought I condemned myself to just fuckin' dragging my dick across the floor." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-22T04:57:42Z |
| 850 |
"There's a pleasing amount of Pacman here." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:41:47Z |
| 851 |
"There's plenty of players that take it the other way around, or horizontally." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-22T04:58:08Z |
| 852 |
"It sounds like a machine that eats machines. And People." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-23T06:04:46Z |
| 853 |
"Euh, I'm stuck inside of a demon." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-23T06:04:52Z |
| 854 |
"It's weird how it sort of forgets where the floor is, sometimes." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-23T06:05:05Z |
| 855 |
"Alright, so... don't stand next to exploding barrels." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-23T06:05:18Z |
| 856 |
"...And I fell on air again." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:42:03Z |
| 857 |
"His head was not present for that smashing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-23T06:05:41Z |
| 858 |
"Oh no. My middle. I need my middle." |
twisol |
2016-05-27T02:50:47Z |
| 859 |
"Heal me cowboy, it's heeaal nooon.." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:29:09Z |
| 860 |
"You'll be fine, you have a shield of bullets." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:29:19Z |
| 861 |
"Oh, I got justice'ded." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:29:31Z |
| 862 |
"They'll be quick to eat your dick." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:29:42Z |
| 863 |
"Oh, he's fast on my dick! He's fast on my dick!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:29:51Z |
| 864 |
"I can't say anything but loot now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:30:01Z |
| 865 |
"Rollin' down the street smokin' loot box. Smokin' on loot and box." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:30:13Z |
| 866 |
"Bones and skulls and blood and ash and fire and flames. ...And whatever that is." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:42:17Z |
| 867 |
"How do you trip something that's flying in the air?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:30:40Z |
| 868 |
"She distracted us, and then the monkey came. Sorry, I meant 'scientist.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:30:51Z |
| 869 |
"You're going to die die die... before study hall." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:42:31Z |
| 870 |
"Justice doesn't rain on shit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:31:18Z |
| 871 |
"I got dragoned on my way up here, okay? I was trying to get to the health and then there was a cowboy! ...Pirate." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:42:44Z |
| 872 |
"Awww... peaches got me from behind, in my butt." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:42:58Z |
| 873 |
"I've constantly sent rockets like right between these assholes' balls. Like scraped their ballsacks for sure as it went by." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:32:02Z |
| 874 |
"Wiiu wiiu wiiu... pardon my amberlamps." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:43:11Z |
| 875 |
"I stepped in like a fucking hell-puddle and it just fucked me up." |
aeneasfate |
2016-05-27T22:32:24Z |
| 876 |
"Monkey in the back, definitely a scientist!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:30:50Z |
| 877 |
"That roadhog has it way in for me, like deep inside me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:31:04Z |
| 878 |
"This is the weirdest harassment I've ever seen." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:31:21Z |
| 879 |
"I can't just walk by, he will melt me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:32:04Z |
| 880 |
"UrealmsLive is not live right now. But if it was live, and it will be in the future, at various dates that we've specified throughout the summer. In the event of one of those dates UrealmsLive, which isn't live right now, but will be... Is going to BE live... at [This Channel], but is not live right now. Unless it is live. I don't know, I'm just a command." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:43:50Z |
| 881 |
"Whenever we do these I feel like I just get on here to yell at you guys and then I go away. I'm like a weird hermit and I phone in every once a month to yell at somebody in the nearby town." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:33:20Z |
| 882 |
"Which is why I don't like Vegas. Vegas just feels like it's the scam capital of scams for the country. Scam capital of the United States. If you want to be scammed, come to Vegas." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:33:39Z |
| 883 |
"Cool, cool. I am the coolest person, I am very fucking cool right now. By that I mean I floated down to the payload, shot one rocket at it by accident and killed myself." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:33:52Z |
| 884 |
"I wish that mine was there and it just said 'Awful.' 'Was awful most of the game.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:34:12Z |
| 885 |
"If you get to them now it's gonna be like 'Oh sure, we'll do that for you, and we'll piss in it, and shit in it.' It's like one minute from closing, I wouldn't trust it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:34:27Z |
| 886 |
"I got killed by a Mercy, because I'm the worstie." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:44:14Z |
| 887 |
"You'd have to crank up the bass on your shit to get more." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:34:58Z |
| 888 |
"The glory kill killed me gloriously." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:35:08Z |
| 889 |
"That pinkie must have changed course, hit me in the side and murdered my ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:35:24Z |
| 890 |
"By the way, have you heard about the gospel of air control?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:35:38Z |
| 891 |
"I must have the doombaby, you can not stop me from obtaining the doombaby. Well, you can stop me for now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:37:19Z |
| 892 |
"You are now synchronized with hologram. Death imminent." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:37:55Z |
| 893 |
"Yeah, eat your own heart. Eat your own explosive heart." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:38:12Z |
| 894 |
"Where for art thou, doombaby? How do I get thee, doombaby? How?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:38:34Z |
| 895 |
"We meet again. At least we're not fighting underneath of a giant butthole this time." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:38:49Z |
| 896 |
"It was going so well until he cut my head off." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:38:59Z |
| 897 |
"You need to get him to lead you and then right at the last second shake it off." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:39:25Z |
| 898 |
"Was that there the whole time or was that pity ammo because I've died twice? 'Cause then I don't want it. Then I dun wannat! 'Cause then it's not as fun." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:44:29Z |
| 899 |
"This is the one. This one is the one! Oh god, oh god. Okay, this one's not the one. This one's not the one!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:40:14Z |
| 900 |
"Let the record show that that's why I died, because of bullshit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-02T14:40:29Z |
| 901 |
"I would love to pay money to get out of this situation." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:25:49Z |
| 902 |
"I was trying to side-step him, not jump into his face." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:26:09Z |
| 903 |
"I died so hard it broke the map!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:26:19Z |
| 904 |
"Now get yourselves together. Be buddies. Be real close and friendly. Hug each other, please!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:26:32Z |
| 905 |
"I just wanted to catch that one with my face." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:26:44Z |
| 906 |
"Wow, just in the fuckin' dick of time." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:27:03Z |
| 907 |
"It's weird how they poop every now and then. ...I'm not sure how I feel about the pooping thing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:27:15Z |
| 908 |
"Oh right, the party. I forgot about the party I that I just mentioned." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:27:27Z |
| 909 |
"There's no fire in that, why does it set me on fire?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:27:51Z |
| 910 |
"Let's jump down into Satan's butthole." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:45:01Z |
| 911 |
"I feel bad now for shooting it in the brain over and over again. Am I supposed to feel bad?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:28:14Z |
| 912 |
"Everything is fine until the end-boss of the game shows up on the first quest." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:28:54Z |
| 913 |
"Don't forget to fondle this geyser over here." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:29:04Z |
| 914 |
"It makes your butt look insane because you've got like the thing so you're just rocking a massive badonka-donk." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:29:18Z |
| 915 |
"Let's see if I can upgrade my badonka-donk. I don't know if I have enough cash." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:29:39Z |
| 916 |
"I dunno why they're called boots when they go all the way up to your bellybutton." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:29:49Z |
| 917 |
"I am a fancy man, with a fancy hat." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:30:00Z |
| 918 |
"Secretly though? I'm an elf." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:30:12Z |
| 919 |
"That drum is the drum of lies." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:30:28Z |
| 920 |
"There's probably somebody registering golf with zombies dot com right now because I said those words." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:30:40Z |
| 921 |
"Welcome to the 'Sorry We're Closed' tour." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:30:49Z |
| 922 |
"Oh, I'm standing on my own dick. I'm standing... on my own dick." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:30:59Z |
| 923 |
"We're just holdin' on for dear life onto the dick of power." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:31:10Z |
| 924 |
"I love how the dickmaster is making a face like he had no idea that everybody was going to be grabbin' onto this dick." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:31:23Z |
| 925 |
"Other monkeys are much better monkeys than my monkey. Sorry, scientist." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:31:40Z |
| 926 |
"*ahem* I helped!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:31:57Z |
| 927 |
"I have been really put off by this whole internet thing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:32:13Z |
| 928 |
"I do sometimes do a bit of a gangster lean." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:32:25Z |
| 929 |
"What's up, entire enemy team?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-11T08:32:36Z |
| 930 |
"Fucking die! Why won't she die? Why wouldn't anybody die?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-14T18:53:34Z |
| 931 |
"I walked right into that dumb dragon's mouth." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-14T18:53:46Z |
| 932 |
"I thought better of you, Boy of War.." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-14T18:54:02Z |
| 933 |
"Of everybody who could possibly play a live action beaver in a movie, he would require the least makeup is how I feel right now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-14T18:54:13Z |
| 934 |
"No tricks! No mirrors! Every angle! You can see every thumb!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-14T18:54:24Z |
| 935 |
"Stop wiggling so much, my spider pet is hungry." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:09:42Z |
| 936 |
"We'll become a new monster, twin-buttholes." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:09:53Z |
| 937 |
"This is how we always wanted to die." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:10:02Z |
| 938 |
"Well we were making out, but now my head is sticking out of your back." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:10:11Z |
| 939 |
"Stick your head out of my ass, I'll stick my head out of your ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:10:22Z |
| 940 |
"I got hooked through my asshole, is that supposed to happen? I've never seen this before. I'm dangling from my butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:10:32Z |
| 941 |
"I'm going to draw this out, I'm not even going to struggle. My butthole ain't going to wiggle. My butthole doesn't wiggle for nobody." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:10:41Z |
| 942 |
"What are we even viewing? There's bells ringing, there's fire sounds, and my butthole is quivering on a hook." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:10:55Z |
| 943 |
"Don't you hate it when spiders won't eat your asshole?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:11:10Z |
| 944 |
"If you hadn't screamed so long I would have definitely saved you." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:11:20Z |
| 945 |
"I AM a baby. I have to go drink a lot of milk." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:11:35Z |
| 946 |
"When you make it to a hook, it feels like all that good wigglin' was wasted." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:11:45Z |
| 947 |
"I have a plan. Let's all group together and then lay down our guns." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:11:57Z |
| 948 |
"They taught her how to lay eggs!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:12:11Z |
| 949 |
"My brain just... it's like a messy room, or something. Instead of storing stuff appropriately, it's just 'Eh, throw shit on the floor. We'll find it later.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:12:23Z |
| 950 |
"I just said those words with my mouth-face." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:12:33Z |
| 951 |
"This part is the horsiest horseshit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:12:44Z |
| 952 |
"This stream has basically turned into a hip-hop Speak & Spell." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-21T20:12:54Z |
| 953 |
"You're not killing me... you are maybe killing me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:16:59Z |
| 954 |
"Not this time, pancake!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:17:12Z |
| 955 |
"Pancakes are clearly the real threat. They are way more dangerous." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:17:24Z |
| 956 |
"How long ago did these pancakes hatch, I wonder?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:17:34Z |
| 957 |
"Come into my weird ashtray hand. ...That is a sentence that you can take wildly out of context, into a whole n'other land of non-context never traveled before by human-kind." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:45:16Z |
| 958 |
"We have your results back and it looks like you're a fuckin' NEEEERD! You're a fuckin' Nerd!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:18:14Z |
| 959 |
"I have developed into a flying butt. I'm really a platform. I do shit from there, though." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:18:26Z |
| 960 |
"Every game had this horrendous, like 'You're about to run out of life' sound, hey! 'You're about to run out of life' sound, hey! Did you notice you were low on life, hey?! Hey-Hey-Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey, Hey! You only have half a heart left, guy! You better start thinkin' about that there!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:45:43Z |
| 961 |
"You can just take my pepperoni ass back over there then." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:19:03Z |
| 962 |
"This corridor sucks. I don't like this corridor. Basically just a pit of death." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:19:13Z |
| 963 |
"I sexually identify as a flying butt platform. Absolutely, 100% guaranteed. This is a fact, unquestionably. That is my identity now." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:45:59Z |
| 964 |
"Perhaps it's because you're not Japanese enough." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:19:35Z |
| 965 |
"How do you make a game that is satisfyingly hard for a veteran gamer or speedrunner, if you suck?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:19:46Z |
| 966 |
"It's kind of my thing. My approach at the moment is to just bomb everything." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:19:57Z |
| 967 |
"You have to hit them square in the butthole. Right where the asshole would be. If metroids had assholes. But I don't think there's been any canon that shows that metroids poop. I wouldn't want to see what this thing shits anyway." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:20:06Z |
| 968 |
"I'm attempting to do something that kinda screwed up my whole everything." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:20:35Z |
| 969 |
"Willie has embraced the apocalypse. Like 'I'll wear a stop sign, I don't give a shit.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:20:47Z |
| 970 |
"I'm glad we have painkillers, because the apocalypse gives me such a headache." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:21:01Z |
| 971 |
"The farther you lean back, the more sarcastic you get." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:21:12Z |
| 972 |
"Now I'M full of hat." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:21:22Z |
| 973 |
"I feel like that number represents how hot I am right now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:21:36Z |
| 974 |
"We have everything we need. Mother nature provides. She takes care of us. She draws you into her bosom and lets you suckle on her yucca breast." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:21:50Z |
| 975 |
"Instead of a portal to a magical happy land it was a portal to hell." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:22:04Z |
| 976 |
"Yes, I would absolutely love to be a god. Deify me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:22:13Z |
| 977 |
"The dog-o is in the house-o. That's not code for anything, there's just literally a dog in the house." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:22:23Z |
| 978 |
"Look how smugly he rubs the corn. He thinks his corn smells better than everyone else's." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:22:43Z |
| 979 |
"I aimed higher and it still went under your balls! You have a forcefield or something? A shit shield? What's stopping these poops?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:23:00Z |
| 980 |
"You rubbed the corn all over yourself, and the corn aura is like a ward against turds. It's kinda the same thing like with vampires." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:23:25Z |
| 981 |
"Come... somewhere. Come... We need a dead body. ...Don't follow that too literally." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:46:18Z |
| 982 |
"It turned into a skull and spine. Like a meaty skull and spine. But another skull and spine fell out of it, and fell down to the ground. And also? A bunch of lungs." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:24:03Z |
| 983 |
"Pigs seem to have a weird 'I'm trying to have sex with a tree' effect to them now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-06-30T10:24:26Z |
| 984 |
"Can't dodge forever, bitch! Stop! ...well apparently you can dodge forever." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:52:21Z |
| 985 |
"So much suck. Too much suck." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:52:30Z |
| 986 |
"Oh you in troubs, cause now we have baby powers!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:52:40Z |
| 987 |
"Don't you hate it when bees hatch out of an egg?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:52:50Z |
| 988 |
"'Making it' is really frankly overrated." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:52:58Z |
| 989 |
"My other strategy was 'To die.' I was very successful with it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:53:09Z |
| 990 |
"I don't think I'm going to be the better bubble-boy." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:53:21Z |
| 991 |
"I need a turkey! I need an underwater turkey!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:53:29Z |
| 992 |
"I like my imaginary scenario better, let me have my imaginary scenario." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:53:43Z |
| 993 |
"There's so many things... doing things... everywhere!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:53:54Z |
| 994 |
"You know something we should do sometime is build a Rube Goldberg machine that just carries corpses to the end." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:54:05Z |
| 995 |
"He's an excellent top-tier hole destroyer." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:54:15Z |
| 996 |
"What am I doing, what am I doing? I don't know what I was doing. What am I STILL doing?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:54:36Z |
| 997 |
"That water held me in the air and then I got fucked in the butt!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:54:47Z |
| 998 |
"I got deeply violated. There were many, many inches of violation that occurred." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:54:57Z |
| 999 |
"I'm going to munch on this steak, right next to these meatless horses." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-15T20:55:09Z |
| 1000 |
"I named it butthole to commemorate the explanation of the butthole to Justin. So I thought it was appropriate. On a turtle. A mechanical turtle. ...This isn't getting more clear with each subsequent explanation." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-16T01:00:18Z |
| 1001 |
"We have a very serious zombie horse problem outside our house right now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-16T01:02:46Z |
| 1002 |
"Whup, I thought that mushroom looked threatening." |
aeneasfate |
2016-07-16T01:02:56Z |
| 1003 |
"Why is all that ugly land near that pretty hole?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:12:55Z |
| 1004 |
"To be honest right now, I am on 100% swastika watch right now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:13:05Z |
| 1005 |
(HCJustin) "The cat's riding the Roomba. It's just like the internet told me would happen." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:46:48Z |
| 1006 |
"I love how right and wrong it feels watching a little kid zombie throwing itself off a cliff." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:14:01Z |
| 1007 |
"I wonder how long it'll be until they kick us off the server for having an ugly base." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:14:12Z |
| 1008 |
"That's a great nickname I think for anybody. I would be honored to be 'Shithouse.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:14:23Z |
| 1009 |
"Eventually I'll have these in jars, but for now I'm going to solidify it into piss ingots." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:14:33Z |
| 1010 |
"It seemed like a douchey thing that a douchey restaurant would have, right? 'I'm gonna get a Jack Daniels burger with a fuckin' vodka pudding shooter! Rub that all over your fuckin' face-pubes!'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:14:49Z |
| 1011 |
"This isn't the clock I remember..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:15:01Z |
| 1012 |
"I need to get away from things that can touch me in all my bad places." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:15:14Z |
| 1013 |
"It just did not cross my mind that I should maybe not walk in front of you while you're moving lava around." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:15:24Z |
| 1014 |
"It looks like you need to shoot him up the ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:15:37Z |
| 1015 |
"I'm hardly doing any damage to this dick at all." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:15:48Z |
| 1016 |
"You need to work on your racism, it seems to be out of whack." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:16:00Z |
| 1017 |
"Want me to go suck your boi to safety?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:16:13Z |
| 1018 |
"There's still more to... come. ...I'm sorry I said it like that. Big, really big regrets." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:47:01Z |
| 1019 |
"When I woke up today I didn't realize that I wanted to be an oil baron." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:16:36Z |
| 1020 |
"I did not realize that was a unicorn that I was killing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:16:47Z |
| 1021 |
"Somebody's got a wither farm here. It's got a conveyor belt and stuff. It's got some sort of automatic blowjob machine. Apparently it's a wither skeleton pleasure device." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:16:59Z |
| 1022 |
"Whenever I get one, I'm already in this mindset of 'I'm gettin' this pizza, and I don't care if I live or die.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:17:16Z |
| 1023 |
"I'm sorry for anybody watching what I'm up to right now. It's basically all tiny cute animal murder all the time. I'm killing all the smallest, most beautiful animals to absorb their souls into my collective animal-murder conscious." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:17:30Z |
| 1024 |
"Where's the fun at? It's this way." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:17:47Z |
| 1025 |
"I came to get the suck, you came to get the dolly." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:17:57Z |
| 1026 |
"Guess I could grab some shit out of these turtles... or do they not have any shit in them at all?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:18:07Z |
| 1027 |
"I don't know what they made it out of, I think they made it out of burnt corpses and fossil fuels, and bones... bonemeal maybe, I dunno what the fuck they made those gameboy carrying cases out of but they become like toxic waste." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:47:22Z |
| 1028 |
"You basically draw boxes and try to avoid a screensaver. If you touch the screensaver, you die." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:18:27Z |
| 1029 |
"I don't really deal too well with unknown gunk." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:18:36Z |
| 1030 |
"You can't suck harder than what's coming in." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:18:48Z |
| 1031 |
"Don't shit on my space party, that you asked for." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:19:06Z |
| 1032 |
"I saw a... basically like a... ram... rainbow limo? Does that make sense?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:47:35Z |
| 1033 |
"I am now the owner of a sophisticated wolf." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:19:31Z |
| 1034 |
"I really wanted to see a rocket-fueled turtle. Oh well." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:20:15Z |
| 1035 |
"Are those Ws going to fire? I'm really afraid of those Ws now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:20:26Z |
| 1036 |
"Sticky buddy, my magic fingers will build your rocket in your pocket." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:20:36Z |
| 1037 |
"Well he'll be very jealous when he sees our double phalluses erecting out of these giant earth vaginas." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:21:14Z |
| 1038 |
"We are going to become space-sperms, and ejaculate ourselves into the sky." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:21:24Z |
| 1039 |
"Could have made that clearer before he put his dick in my asshole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:21:39Z |
| 1040 |
"I want to take my eyes off of this thing, it might change before my eyes, but my eyes aren't there. So it won't be before my eyes." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:21:49Z |
| 1041 |
"Just checking for a door, that's normal when you find a big tree, right?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:22:05Z |
| 1042 |
"There's a compacting drawer, which is cool. So anything we send to compacting drawers, I think the way that it works is that it would compact it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:22:16Z |
| 1043 |
"Wow, if these ingots could stop jumping into my hands, that'd be cool. They're attention-seeking ingots." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:22:28Z |
| 1044 |
"What's the phrasing going to do this time? Cause it's just a minefield. I'm going to be yelling at cocks, yelling at dicks, yelling into dickholes." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:22:38Z |
| 1045 |
"I keep seeing these snakey-guys in the corner of my eye and I'm thinking something is coming to get me, but they're just these crazy snakey guys." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:22:57Z |
| 1046 |
"I'm going to the oilfields. I gotta get there before OPEC. ...I think I just made an 80s joke, I'm not sure though." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:47:52Z |
| 1047 |
"I wish you could give people bottles of piss." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:23:19Z |
| 1048 |
"I just assume everything is ravens now. Everything's ravens to me." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:23:33Z |
| 1049 |
"I have to go all the way back to the ship to change the controls!?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:23:47Z |
| 1050 |
"I think that's my only shot, is to stop sucking." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:24:00Z |
| 1051 |
"You want me to fight every fucking hunter I've ever met in the fucking game? Are they all going to be standing at the gunship? Are they going to be inside the save button when I press it? They're all going to pop out and fuck me up my ass?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:24:15Z |
| 1052 |
"I'm probably going to complain a lot and wish for death along the way, but don't let me stop. I have to keep drinking the poison." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:24:42Z |
| 1053 |
"Why do they get to just stand right at the door and just fuck you? That's... How is that okay?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:24:53Z |
| 1054 |
"Out of all the garbage, this is the best garbage." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:25:02Z |
| 1055 |
"Finally, vertigo. Hello, welcome to the party vertigo. You didn't notice we were jumping on platforms suspended in mid-air all over the place for the past half hour?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:25:13Z |
| 1056 |
"Well, the blue thing that's the same as the purple thing that's the same thing as the green thing that's the same as the yellow thing doesn't seem to work so... why would I try?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T15:25:28Z |
| 1057 |
"High productivity in a video game where nothing matters? Is there a higher road than that?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-01T17:49:14Z |
| 1058 |
"He gave me this really weird analogy about my cable modem trying to get to a barbecue, but the barbecue's in the back yard, and how my cable modem just can't get around the side of the house. Just keep knockin' trying to get somebody to come to the door." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:26:39Z |
| 1059 |
"I don't think I 've seen a serious dick in minecraft yet. I don't think that's an achievement that's really been achieved. Everybody's made a bunch of lazy dicks. Dicks that you can look directly at without squinting were not done correctly." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:26:54Z |
| 1060 |
"Moon I beseech you to bequeath upon me the butthole of righteousness." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:27:06Z |
| 1061 |
"I don't have the right furniture for this situation." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:27:18Z |
| 1062 |
"Mario just beat the shit out of a baby, how do you feel about that?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:27:29Z |
| 1063 |
"Did you notice that her fuckin' dress has a butthole as well? Her kimono? There is a window to her ass there in the back." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:28:00Z |
| 1064 |
"I can move, I can fight, I can wolf!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:28:10Z |
| 1065 |
"We need a cow dimension. Or a farm." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:28:21Z |
| 1066 |
"I wonder what would happen if we tried to suck burning oil?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:28:34Z |
| 1067 |
"I like my pizza pretty boring. Straight up the ass, that's how I take my pizza. As soon as the delivery guy is gone, and I've got the door closed, the pants are comin' off. Pizza's goin' straight up the ass. It's really the only way to fully enjoy everything a pizza has to offer, I feel. One thing to know about that is you want to put the pizza in your ass pepperonis first." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:48:24Z |
| 1068 |
"I just wanna do one of these buttholes before I eat." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:29:23Z |
| 1069 |
"What if I slipped with the scissors and accidentally killed myself?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:29:40Z |
| 1070 |
"The color of my guy's skin corresponds to his level of power, and I jumped into that fire for no reason." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:29:50Z |
| 1071 |
"Oh no, he's got the power and he threw me with his hair." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:30:07Z |
| 1072 |
"Oh my god I am shooting down the world trade centers with an airplane. You didn't see anything. Don't... don't remember anything that just happened." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:30:18Z |
| 1073 |
"This past 15 minutes has made me hate this game back to my old hate levels, and if I have to keep going doing this, this will be the end. I just want you to know that." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:30:33Z |
| 1074 |
"I think Text To Speech is my favorite thing in 2016. The rest of this year has been pretty awful, but Text To Speech is kind of recovering it all." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:30:44Z |
| 1075 |
"Okay, I like you again game but only a little." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:30:57Z |
| 1076 |
"Come on brain, give me better words. Why don't I have the best words?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:31:12Z |
| 1077 |
"Wow, this zombie gets bigger the more you suck it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:31:16Z |
| 1078 |
"If we're all bats then I can fly, and we can go find a nice place to live that doesn't have blue on it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:31:26Z |
| 1079 |
"I'm just watching this bat trying to figure out how to get into bed." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:31:40Z |
| 1080 |
"An anti-suicide pact is what we need." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:31:51Z |
| 1081 |
"Any fighting game that lets you keep fighting after it's over I like a little bit more." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:32:00Z |
| 1082 |
"I wasn't really ready for that interaction, I didn't know he was going to hold me like a baby!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:32:15Z |
| 1083 |
"At some point I need to look into custom dreamcast controllers, becuse *ouch* *ouch-ouch* ...also *ouch* Why did they make the D-pad out of razorblades?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:32:34Z |
| 1084 |
"I actually played through a bit of [Soul Reaver] not too long ago, and I had to stop because it was kinda just too depressing. It's a just... soul sucking game. ...And I don't mean that as a pun. It was out of my mouth long before the pun connection happened." |
|
2020-02-29T21:55:02Z |
| 1085 |
"It looks like you just pulled it out of your ass, and then you immediately started eating it after offering it to me, so I think I'm gonna pass on your butt-corn." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:49:25Z |
| 1086 |
"Fuck you and your five lungs everybody has. Fuck you and all five of your lungs!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-13T22:33:22Z |
| 1087 |
"I feel like I'm fighting butlers, there's a lot of butlers running around. Very disgruntled butlers." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-14T19:14:05Z |
| 1088 |
"Can I spawn next to one of the fun guns, before somebody kills me again?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-14T19:14:13Z |
| 1089 |
"I've had to resist the temptation many times to just smash my phone into smithereens." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-14T19:14:23Z |
| 1090 |
"I wonder if my hand has an alt-fire? Well, I can aim with it but that's not really helpful though." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-14T19:14:32Z |
| 1091 |
"I didn't do whatever was supposed to be done to make sure that the gonorrhea doesn't come back." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-15T19:37:55Z |
| 1092 |
"Oh no, I blew that up and now I can't get up there to the tank. Or the guy. Or the monkey." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-15T19:38:05Z |
| 1093 |
(Necomi) "It still just makes me think of burning puppies." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:49:39Z |
| 1094 |
"I hope they're not breeding babies in here... Oh, damnit they are." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:40:38Z |
| 1095 |
(Necomi) "You can give yourself a booty!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:49:52Z |
| 1096 |
"The B key is for booty." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:41:02Z |
| 1097 |
"It's like a fireplace for a human body." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:41:13Z |
| 1098 |
(Necomi) "Just for the record? If you throw a rock at a deer, it does not give a shit." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:50:07Z |
| 1099 |
"What I like is that you glazed over the fact that I said 'ragdoll' motion cap guy." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:41:37Z |
| 1100 |
"My beard is female." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:41:53Z |
| 1101 |
"The directions that your eyes are moving right now... Oooh, they look like they're trying to get out of your head! Dude, show them your eyeballs. Take those eyeballs over there! Show the neighbors." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:50:28Z |
| 1102 |
(Necomi) "I am 45% wet right now." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:50:41Z |
| 1103 |
"There's just this fuckin' old hobo crouching down by my balls. Feels like he's my pet." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:42:42Z |
| 1104 |
"How the fuck? I don't want your egg bacon. How are you getting bacon out of these eggs?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:42:54Z |
| 1105 |
"Guys I drank the pool. Help. I don't know what to do, how do I get it out of me?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:43:03Z |
| 1106 |
(Necomi) "I don't trust any of you gentlemen with my eggs." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:50:54Z |
| 1107 |
"I bequeath this dirt onto you Mother Gaia, for my transgression against you." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:43:28Z |
| 1108 |
"Dogs and bears and hordes and Oh FUCK!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:43:38Z |
| 1109 |
"I think that's why they became zombies. It's a future disease that you just catch lungitis and your body fills up with lungs, and then the lungs take over your body and just drive you to kill." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:43:50Z |
| 1110 |
"I came out of the corn like a fuckin' vampire, descended on the deer and just started... *slurping noises*" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:44:10Z |
| 1111 |
"Oh, I'm on fire. Neat." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:44:21Z |
| 1112 |
"I want a baby-sized chimichanga right now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:44:33Z |
| 1113 |
"I specialize in being a very small boy." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:44:43Z |
| 1114 |
"Water is surprisingly less effective at getting rid of fire than you would hope." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:45:43Z |
| 1115 |
"Everything reflects light, but his afro is like dark matter." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:46:06Z |
| 1116 |
"Whatever I'm saying now has just been deleted by the fact that I accidentally said 'salmon.'" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:51:08Z |
| 1117 |
"To be honest this is more creative than previous Ridley battles, where the strategy is 'Fucking fire missiles never fucking stop just fire all the missiles. Every all the missiles.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:46:36Z |
| 1118 |
"I wish this whole ship was just in the shape of a giant thumbs down." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:46:48Z |
| 1119 |
"Why are they allowed to be inside me? Why!?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:51:22Z |
| 1120 |
"If we ever invent time travel, and you only get to do one thing? I would go back and make sure that I don't play this game. If I have to erase myself as a baby to make that happen I think I would." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:47:12Z |
| 1121 |
"I'm dying inside. I'm dying on the outside tonight. I'm dying on all sides." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:47:23Z |
| 1122 |
"The word that it gave me was 'rhinoceros.' But for whatever reason I just drew a picture of tubgirl." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:47:35Z |
| 1123 |
"This is a literal bowel right now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:47:46Z |
| 1124 |
"What if our dreams could fuck?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-08-26T07:47:56Z |
| 1125 |
"You might have to give it a good strong manly press." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:58:14Z |
| 1126 |
"Remember your color, it's very important." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:58:23Z |
| 1127 |
"Pop that fuckin' helicopter zit, please!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:58:32Z |
| 1128 |
"Look, I can shoot html." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:58:40Z |
| 1129 |
"My strategy of letting it hit me in the face didn't seem to be very good." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:58:49Z |
| 1130 |
"Oh god he made a dick! He shot a fucking rocket dick into the air!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:59:02Z |
| 1131 |
(Guude) "That car pulled its penis out on you." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:51:45Z |
| 1132 |
"There's like tribespeople standing in the road and if you hit them they just explode." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:59:22Z |
| 1133 |
"Was that your poop on the road there?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:59:32Z |
| 1134 |
"I imagined that those toys would be much cooler if they were smashed to pieces." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:59:41Z |
| 1135 |
"You beat battletoads?! Jesus christ are you a god?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-14T23:59:52Z |
| 1136 |
"It's like downloading a tin can into your phone, that has been pooped in." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:00:01Z |
| 1137 |
"I really like how they microchip our pizzas now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:00:10Z |
| 1138 |
"Do you think a pizza could take an Uber?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:00:18Z |
| 1139 |
(Guude) "That motherfucker ate my shit!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:52:01Z |
| 1140 |
"I was facing the wrong way, that's cheating!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:00:42Z |
| 1141 |
"We're just a couple of not the same color testicles." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:00:51Z |
| 1142 |
"I know nothing about salad, as I am demonstrating." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:01:03Z |
| 1143 |
"I had a weird dream last night where Justin was like a pimp trying to sell me a really awful prostitute all the time." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:01:15Z |
| 1144 |
(Necomi) "I don't know if I want to be the princess or the castle." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:52:16Z |
| 1145 |
"Alright everybody we're quietly listening for the sound of cicadas in a dryer." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:01:38Z |
| 1146 |
(Guude) "You don't have to sit like an ogre, you could just bend over when it's your turn!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:52:27Z |
| 1147 |
(Necomi) "I did remember the turkey! I'm just bad at dodging turkeys!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:52:37Z |
| 1148 |
"I'm trying to organize my mans." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:02:07Z |
| 1149 |
"Everybody knows the terror of Greenland." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:02:16Z |
| 1150 |
(AvidyaZEN) "I think the dudes in Asia are just toast." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:52:50Z |
| 1151 |
(Necomi) "I want all the waifus..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:53:06Z |
| 1152 |
"The amount of lumber that just traveled through the Atlantic ocean just now would destroy the world." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:02:58Z |
| 1153 |
(Coestar) "I need you to order me a Blart body pillow." (Necomi) "No." (Coestar) "If you don't get me that, Justin won't love me." (Necomi) "Justin will suck it up." (Coestar) "That's what I'm saying!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:53:43Z |
| 1154 |
"Man love is separate. It's separate. It's over here. Somewhere else." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:03:54Z |
| 1155 |
"Within five seconds of meeing a cat they're like 'Hello, I am a cat here's my butthole, can I put my butthole on your nose?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:04:12Z |
| 1156 |
(Guude) "Our black guy in Catan may have had an afro. He was also a thief, actually." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:53:57Z |
| 1157 |
"I'm fondling my mens. Trying to figure out where to... actually I just want them all to stand up. Stop wiggling!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:54:55Z |
| 1158 |
(Necomi) "He usually stands up if you keep fondling." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:55:44Z |
| 1159 |
(Guude) "I felt good losing. I felt like I knew what I was doing." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:55:56Z |
| 1160 |
"I want you to consider the fact that he said that our dog put his hand... on his dick." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:05:14Z |
| 1161 |
"I didn't know my dog was jerking people off." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:05:24Z |
| 1162 |
"The amount of shit that he shit is insane. It was like a keg full of diarrhea." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:05:33Z |
| 1163 |
"I could have made steaks out of that gnat." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:05:43Z |
| 1164 |
"It's hard to be serious when you're fuckin' dead." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:05:54Z |
| 1165 |
"Don't piss in our shower! ...Unless there's a jar there. So I can sell it." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:56:09Z |
| 1166 |
"I've managed to stop from like blasting any drink out of my face all this time, but that one was far less successful." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:06:14Z |
| 1167 |
"I want you to know that it's your fault I drooled all over my arm." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:06:22Z |
| 1168 |
(Necomi) "There's so much fluid happening on my face right now." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:56:23Z |
| 1169 |
"They took naps during WWII. Hitler took naps. Maybe that's not the best line of argument. I may have gone off-road a little." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:06:52Z |
| 1170 |
(Necomi) "If everything's spelled correctly I might shit my pants." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:56:34Z |
| 1171 |
(Guude) "I roll dice as well as a man." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:56:49Z |
| 1172 |
"He's only able to stand up straight because there's not a breeze." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:08:02Z |
| 1173 |
"Really I just don't want him to puke on my Neo Geo, guys. That's what I'm really worried about." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:57:05Z |
| 1174 |
(Necomi) "There's no butthurt in business." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:57:20Z |
| 1175 |
(Guude) "This is your life. No one wins." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:57:32Z |
| 1176 |
(Necomi) "Yeah, but it's like a COOL velcro tie." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:57:44Z |
| 1177 |
"I've got a faulty hippo..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:08:50Z |
| 1178 |
"It takes two to Dutch Oven." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:08:58Z |
| 1179 |
"President Astronaut, he'll only needle your balls a little bit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:09:07Z |
| 1180 |
(Guude) "I just had the word in my mouth." (Coestar) "Dicks?" (Guude) "No, not dicks, but the stuff they cut off." (Coestar) "Balls?" (Guude) "Yeah, foreskin." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:57:59Z |
| 1181 |
"There's a spider that has dick-arms. And sometimes they'll bite off one of their dick-arms so they can move faster." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:09:27Z |
| 1182 |
"I can't build anything related to food." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:09:37Z |
| 1183 |
(HCJustin) "I can't cover my boobs until I'm level 5." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:58:16Z |
| 1184 |
"I've only tried planting things in the ground thus far." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:09:57Z |
| 1185 |
"I feel like I put my door on wrong." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:10:05Z |
| 1186 |
"You look like you're going to stab someone's dick through like a... fish." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:10:15Z |
| 1187 |
"Videogames are making me real dumb, you know what I mean?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:10:25Z |
| 1188 |
(Necomi) "I think we should play the porn game." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:58:30Z |
| 1189 |
"I think that bear ate my body." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:10:46Z |
| 1190 |
(HCJustin) "About to play a dangerous game 'bear or pig.' It's a bear!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:58:54Z |
| 1191 |
"There's some dude standing in the dark behind our house, just eating things." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:11:03Z |
| 1192 |
(Necomi) "They stole my mother-fucking pumpkin!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:59:08Z |
| 1193 |
(Necomi) "They have genitals but they don't give you a butthole." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:59:22Z |
| 1194 |
"President Astronaut, he'll take your dick to space!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:59:39Z |
| 1195 |
"I wanted to eat that deer, but now I'm losing my appetite." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:11:52Z |
| 1196 |
"I should've ate that boy I found back there." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:12:08Z |
| 1197 |
"Don't talk to me or my lungs ever again." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:12:16Z |
| 1198 |
(Necomi) "Wow that's a human poop. I don't need that shit." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T18:59:50Z |
| 1199 |
"Your eyes look like they were recently surgically inserted into your head." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:12:39Z |
| 1200 |
"That was too much horse for my liking." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:12:48Z |
| 1201 |
"We should kill only horses." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:12:56Z |
| 1202 |
"So many of those boys were lining up for free bullets." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:13:10Z |
| 1203 |
"Alright, we are a squad of boys that don't know how to drive." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:13:19Z |
| 1204 |
"You went the smart way, I went the bad way. I went the dead way." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:13:27Z |
| 1205 |
(Necomi) "I found a way to cheat in Pokémon [Go], and I love it." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:00:11Z |
| 1206 |
(Necomi) "Accidental naps aren't really as good as on purpose naps." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:00:23Z |
| 1207 |
"Were you asking about cocksucking technique?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:14:01Z |
| 1208 |
(Necomi) "I'm surprisingly okay with things being predominantly shit." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:00:36Z |
| 1209 |
(Necomi) "I still don't know why she has an ass-first attack." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:00:46Z |
| 1210 |
"It's a lifestyle choice. She can hit people with her ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:14:31Z |
| 1211 |
"Okay, if you're running on the road, would you be facing the gay sign, or the back of the gay sign?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:14:46Z |
| 1212 |
"Maybe the guitar draws helicopter aggro?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:14:54Z |
| 1213 |
"Why do they always have to be arming butter? Leave our butter alone." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:15:04Z |
| 1214 |
"They're all over our butter and I don't like it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:15:13Z |
| 1215 |
"Why couldn't they design better tanks in WW1, so that this game would be better?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:15:22Z |
| 1216 |
"Guys, we're a tank. That's a little tank. We're a big tank." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:15:32Z |
| 1217 |
"He just licked a grenade and then exploded." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:15:43Z |
| 1218 |
"Nothing will ruin your day like a troubleshit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:15:53Z |
| 1219 |
"You gotta like kinda get away from him for a second while he shoots off all his jizz, and then come in after the jizz clears." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:16:04Z |
| 1220 |
"We killed them so much we won. Or the last guy quit. The last guy might have quit." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:16:12Z |
| 1221 |
"You punch the parking meter, and then another parking meter appeared. Then you punch that parking meter, and a button appeared. And then you push that button, and a flying burger appeared. And then you ate the burger, and it was Yum! What the fuck even is that story about?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:16:22Z |
| 1222 |
"I'm very protected from this golden asshole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:16:42Z |
| 1223 |
"Look at that dead horse out the window, isn't that awesome?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:16:52Z |
| 1224 |
"Apparently that velociraptor was a little on the thick side." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:17:01Z |
| 1225 |
"Are we in mode7 heaven right now?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:17:10Z |
| 1226 |
"It feels like they almost programmed it wrong on purpose." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:17:20Z |
| 1227 |
"His flip does not look safe for humans." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:17:30Z |
| 1228 |
"No! That's a pit there? Right there, right at that rock? Right where that rock is? Right where that piece sticks out that looks like you can stand on? That rock is a pit? That pit right there? That's a place where you can fall?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:17:43Z |
| 1229 |
"It's hard to stay on a lobster bird when there's skeletons around. That would be a great quote for no context." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:17:54Z |
| 1230 |
"Is that an Imp? I can't tell. There's probably 8 pixels dedicated to that figure in the distance. It's a mess, just a mess in the distance that I'm shooting." |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:18:03Z |
| 1231 |
"Where's my wall of flesh, damnit?!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:18:12Z |
| 1232 |
"It's super brown. The brownest game of all time, like poop!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-09-15T00:18:41Z |
| 1233 |
"Ugh, they violated my magnet." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:34:24Z |
| 1234 |
"In this film I'm playing a porcupine who dies." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:34:33Z |
| 1235 |
"That's my favorite thing to do is to hold balls together with really long hands." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:34:42Z |
| 1236 |
"We're not talking about economics, we're just talking about looks." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:34:52Z |
| 1237 |
(Necomi) "You're not allowed to pinch my boob on stream." (Coestar) "You did it to me!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:01:02Z |
| 1238 |
"I was really hoping you would touch my banana." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:35:13Z |
| 1239 |
"What is this trash? What was that trash!? What is THIS trash? What is with all this trash?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:35:22Z |
| 1240 |
"There's a war about Snickers going on here." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:01:14Z |
| 1241 |
"He won't have so much to say if he just gets a mouthful of tubby custard." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:35:39Z |
| 1242 |
"You can't put mustard on a baggy wifebeater, it's gotta be taut." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:35:48Z |
| 1243 |
"I feel like each stain is a memory." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:35:57Z |
| 1244 |
"These messages are too heavy for my internet." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:36:06Z |
| 1245 |
"I shouldn't tell anyone to get fucked until I've learned how to get fucked myself." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:36:14Z |
| 1246 |
(Necomi) "Is there a chastity belt for a guy's butthole?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:01:25Z |
| 1247 |
"Chickens in Sweden must be weird." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:36:37Z |
| 1248 |
"There's some zombie here just honking like a clown, anyone else hear that?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:36:46Z |
| 1249 |
"Come get our shitty taco-based trash bags." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:36:56Z |
| 1250 |
"I'm afraid that the next time I go get [Jack in the Box tacos] I'll never stop eating them until I die." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:01:39Z |
| 1251 |
"I may be angling for some step-incest." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:37:21Z |
| 1252 |
"We had a cool smart plan, but we were too stupid to execute it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:37:30Z |
| 1253 |
"We don't even know if the game is programmed for incest." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:37:40Z |
| 1254 |
"Motherfucker, I'll pull out my radio when you give me that goddamn brownie." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:37:51Z |
| 1255 |
"That wasn't anything like a horn at all. That sounded like a cancer donkey." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:38:00Z |
| 1256 |
"I hit the ground so hard that I saw my eyeballs inside my own head." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:38:09Z |
| 1257 |
"I can't eat the shrimp, they're my babies!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:38:17Z |
| 1258 |
"It's a monster that evolved to excrete notes onto walls that aren't actually any particular language or anything that makes any kind of sense. It's just coincidental that it happens to come out as English and be signed by Hank and Phil." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:02:04Z |
| 1259 |
"I think we gave that turd a fair shake." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:38:35Z |
| 1260 |
(Guude) "I look like I probably enjoy a little bit of crack cocaine." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:02:20Z |
| 1261 |
"I thought there was a rabbit inside, but it was just your legs." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:38:57Z |
| 1262 |
"Does honey count as food?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:39:05Z |
| 1263 |
"Sign of a great game, flushable toilets." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:39:18Z |
| 1264 |
"I feel like the crying starts at the moment somebody suggests that we try jousting." |
aeneasfate |
2016-10-21T18:39:30Z |
| 1265 |
"I chose not to help him because it was too entertaining." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:56:21Z |
| 1266 |
"This kills the horror game." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:56:33Z |
| 1267 |
"Please don't be a Phish album, please don't be a Phish album." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:56:44Z |
| 1268 |
"Now I can throw that Phish album in the trash." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:56:56Z |
| 1269 |
"I'm not gonna rent this fuckin' old-guy banjo game." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:57:08Z |
| 1270 |
"That doesn't feel like jumping, that feels like standing temporarily." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:57:17Z |
| 1271 |
"You may now enter the 'safe area' in my ass." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:57:27Z |
| 1272 |
"In this game, monster flashlight you." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:57:49Z |
| 1273 |
"I'm just saying, Bach hasn't been replaced by a 3do that became sentient and is now composing new works of music." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:57:59Z |
| 1274 |
"Why does this place have diarrhea machines on the walls? Is there a good reason for that?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:58:09Z |
| 1275 |
"I give this rock 5 pizzas. Was almost going to give it four and a half but the blue light really pushed it over the top." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:58:31Z |
| 1276 |
"It's like the reading equivalent of falling down the stairs." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:58:46Z |
| 1277 |
"Skeletons always look like they're having a really great fuckin' time." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:59:01Z |
| 1278 |
"This is definitely the kind of music you hear when you're about to stumble upon your child's lifeless body." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:59:12Z |
| 1279 |
"I miss our friend the eyeball. I feel like eyeball really cared about us in a way that troll does not." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:59:21Z |
| 1280 |
"I pressed 'E' for an awkward amount of time." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:59:32Z |
| 1281 |
"Why would you poison the holy grail?! That's not canon!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:59:44Z |
| 1282 |
"Coe, cause of death: Not immune to poison." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T16:59:55Z |
| 1283 |
"If they added a new monster when I wasn't looking I am going to shit all over the fucking place." |
aeneasfate |
2016-11-01T17:00:08Z |
| 1284 |
"Eat the meat, you cocksucker!" |
twisol |
2016-11-03T02:08:12Z |
| 1285 |
"It did my butt a disservice." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:14:50Z |
| 1286 |
"Why? Why, why-why? Garbage shit, shit-garbage, this is a shit-garbage piece of shit-fuck cocksuckin' motherfuckin' shit-ass motherfuckin'... it's an alright game." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:02:33Z |
| 1287 |
"It's like an Escher drawing, but all dicks and vaginas. The whole thing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:15:11Z |
| 1288 |
"Wait, does this motherfucker even have a couch?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:15:19Z |
| 1289 |
"Now I'm the fucking hunch-lip of Notre Dame." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:15:29Z |
| 1290 |
"Krypton's real? Now I feel very dumb..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:02:46Z |
| 1291 |
"It's a star like, taking a shit of some gold bricks?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:15:48Z |
| 1292 |
"Nothing can defeat Kitten Satan." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:03:23Z |
| 1293 |
"Can the rocket-dick take on Satan?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:03:37Z |
| 1294 |
"What a patriotic penis." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:16:21Z |
| 1295 |
"This feels like a sequel to 'bukkake.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:16:31Z |
| 1296 |
"I miss my broken asshole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:16:40Z |
| 1297 |
"I expected it to be bukkake." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:16:50Z |
| 1298 |
"In games, killing nazis tends to be the right answer." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:17:00Z |
| 1299 |
"You could use a screwdriver to take something apart, or put something together, or stab someone to death. That's probably a better analogy." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:17:10Z |
| 1300 |
"I guess when the succ is too good it fills you with determination. Or confusion, I'm not sure." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:17:20Z |
| 1301 |
"Nothing can beat suicidal Pikachu." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:03:51Z |
| 1302 |
"I'm pullin' from my butt boy. That's a sentence that I'll never get to use often." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:17:40Z |
| 1303 |
"I really like those nipples. They're intense." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:17:53Z |
| 1304 |
"I think that earth is fingering its butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:18:05Z |
| 1305 |
"How many licks does it take to kill these dogs?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:18:14Z |
| 1306 |
"I don't think they make enough spreadsheets for that." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:18:24Z |
| 1307 |
"I'm not sure what the llamas are for." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:18:32Z |
| 1308 |
"I think everybody can agree that you shouldn't lick the bottom of your fucking foot, especially when it's black." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:18:44Z |
| 1309 |
"What? You're being followed by a bookstore?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:18:52Z |
| 1310 |
"The days of when I gave a shit about anime are pretty far behind me now." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:19:06Z |
| 1311 |
"I need baked potatoes!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:19:33Z |
| 1312 |
"It's a creampie yeti!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:19:45Z |
| 1313 |
"I don't think anything could take on the creampie monster." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:19:54Z |
| 1314 |
"I love how he gives you the old dick-eyes." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:20:03Z |
| 1315 |
"I nearly choked to death on my own dumb saliva." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:20:12Z |
| 1316 |
"I'm evolving before your eyes. I am a transitional fossil." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:20:21Z |
| 1317 |
"Man, if they would've told me that I could be a tamogotchi when I grow up, I would have been way more excited to grow up. I definitely would not have wanted to be a Toys-R-Us kid, I would be a Tamogotchi Adult." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:20:31Z |
| 1318 |
"I have seen every gif. Especially cat gifs." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:20:41Z |
| 1319 |
"It's like playing with legos, it always feels good." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:20:53Z |
| 1320 |
"I can't explain the bee, but we've got a werewolf." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:21:21Z |
| 1321 |
"I like pooped a block of ice and then got upset about it. What does that mean?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:21:33Z |
| 1322 |
"I'm so glad I found this robot pooping thing, though. It's the best thing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:21:42Z |
| 1323 |
"I sometimes feel like a poorly-programmed chatbot." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:21:52Z |
| 1324 |
"Necomi and I are very 'post-name.'" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:22:01Z |
| 1325 |
"There's a few too many lines in my burger." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:22:10Z |
| 1326 |
"Goodbye icecream cone, I love you." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:22:20Z |
| 1327 |
"Now I want to draw bread." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:22:30Z |
| 1328 |
"Bukakke was the peak, ...and we're done." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:22:40Z |
| 1329 |
"Every night can't always be a three-butts-shitting-each-other kind of night." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:04:09Z |
| 1330 |
"After you've been on the internet 15 years, you don't even see the bukakke or the goatse anymore." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:23:00Z |
| 1331 |
"Yesterday you didn't think that a man would videotape himself completely nude shattering a glass jar with his asshole. But today..." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:23:09Z |
| 1332 |
"They need a VR alternate reality for hopelessly nostalgic." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:23:20Z |
| 1333 |
"Seems like an almost incestuous indulgence in nostalgia." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:23:30Z |
| 1334 |
"Both of the arms I have are the same length but neither of them would reach." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:23:41Z |
| 1335 |
"I'm building the George Lucas of our dreams." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:23:50Z |
| 1336 |
"They can't be thirsty, I gave them milkshakes!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:23:58Z |
| 1337 |
"You should have made the most of your milkshakes, but you didn't." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:24:07Z |
| 1338 |
"Can I summon a janitor?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:24:22Z |
| 1339 |
"When you've got to take a pirate-sized shit, come down to the toilet-shack shittery." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:24:32Z |
| 1340 |
"Did I spend all my money on rocks, is that the problem?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:24:41Z |
| 1341 |
"I could design a smaller shitter, it's true. But I'm going to continue to resist as I have been." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:24:52Z |
| 1342 |
(Necomi) "Why can't I beat this fish?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:04:22Z |
| 1343 |
"Don't hit the women, we lose money if you hit the women." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:25:29Z |
| 1344 |
"Isn't that the uniform of an underwear thief?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:25:38Z |
| 1345 |
"Someone's going to be really upset when they open up this cabinet here in this kitchen and they find out I put four of my turds in it." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:25:48Z |
| 1346 |
"You're a white trash burger clown. I feel like that's a genre of things." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:25:58Z |
| 1347 |
"You came to the right place, because this is birthday headquarters, and I'm the king of birthdays." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:26:12Z |
| 1348 |
"If darkness is available, darkness I will pick." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:04:35Z |
| 1349 |
"Can I really draw a man shitting a man, do I have time to convey that concept?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:26:32Z |
| 1350 |
"Nobody contributed new puke, which is very disappointing." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:26:44Z |
| 1351 |
"Something long and awful, that sounds like a glory hole experience." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:26:55Z |
| 1352 |
"Is it blowing into the dick? ...Or is it blowing out of the dick?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:04:49Z |
| 1353 |
"Maybe it's a consensual knife?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:27:12Z |
| 1354 |
"Do you really think that turkey has a consensual look on its face?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:27:21Z |
| 1355 |
"She died in a tragic vibrator accident." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:27:29Z |
| 1356 |
"Goodbye sad, flaccid dick monster. I loved you." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:27:38Z |
| 1357 |
"At first I thought that was a really weird harmonica." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:27:48Z |
| 1358 |
"That's what anybody would think while they're being raptured." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:27:57Z |
| 1359 |
"We're getting the whole life story of this loaf of bread." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:28:06Z |
| 1360 |
"It doesn't even matter in the face of queefs." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:28:15Z |
| 1361 |
"I think that's a mirror... no, maybe that's a knife." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:28:24Z |
| 1362 |
"It was not my intention to create a McDonalds situation, but there it is..." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:05:05Z |
| 1363 |
"We all have to shit, let's shit inside this mountain!" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:28:49Z |
| 1364 |
"My favorite part about this park was shitting in the mountain." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:28:59Z |
| 1365 |
"Please don't litter on the way to the shitter." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:29:07Z |
| 1366 |
"Have you ever wanted to walk 15 miles to ride an octopus at the bottom of a canyon?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:29:17Z |
| 1367 |
"Ever been to a park and both your moms puke on you? As well as your sister and your brother and your brother and your sister and your sister and your brother and your sister and your brother and then your mom again, and then your other mom?" |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:29:26Z |
| 1368 |
"Ignore those Windows noises, pardon those Windows noises, Jesus." *Windows alerts continue repeating in the background* |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:05:21Z |
| 1369 |
"I'll break you onto the ground, you cowboy hat." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:29:47Z |
| 1370 |
"I hope one day to own a cool rock." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:29:57Z |
| 1371 |
"Walk into our doggy diarrhea path." |
aeneasfate |
2016-12-04T13:30:17Z |
| 1372 |
"You... dicks! You insufferable cocksuckers!" |
twisol |
2017-01-23T03:22:02Z |
| 1373 |
"It's really the clown's park, you know. We just serve the clown. The clown that needs souls. You see it's all a facade. A terrifying, terrifying facade. So damn terrifying." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:40:33Z |
| 1374 |
"Pay $15, shit in a clown head! It's the best park that you've ever seen!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:40:44Z |
| 1375 |
"We are going to use your watery powers to grind our flowers." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:40:53Z |
| 1376 |
"I can't even sell free balloons!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:41:03Z |
| 1377 |
"The things I do for snacks!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:41:15Z |
| 1378 |
"Yeah, I'm doing the pee-pee-dance on your head." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:41:22Z |
| 1379 |
"That's what the door is for! That's where they put boys! It's a boy closet." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:41:32Z |
| 1380 |
"Those are some serious popsicles." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:42:12Z |
| 1381 |
"This is what people do for a pet this cute. It's a known flaw in the human system. We can be driven to walk off the edge of a cliff if we're presented with an animal too cute to abandon." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:42:35Z |
| 1382 |
"I don't think a dog would have the capacity to understand if it accidentally killed you." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:42:47Z |
| 1383 |
"I think suicide is in my reach now, all thanks to you my friend." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:42:58Z |
| 1384 |
"I didn't know that I could do that with a helmet, though." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:43:07Z |
| 1385 |
"You know I'm glad he kinda has a butthole. Stick with me on this..." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:43:17Z |
| 1386 |
"You are kind of probably familiar with your respective pets' butthole." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:43:27Z |
| 1387 |
"I read that as like a dolphin charging station." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:43:39Z |
| 1388 |
"I should probably tell you guys that I purposely forced the camera to really focus on that butthole there." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:43:48Z |
| 1389 |
"It's probably not brain damage. It's probably fine." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:43:59Z |
| 1390 |
"You didn't realize I was going to bring a mirror with me, did you? You dickhead. Yeah, you can't touch this. Your shit is all sad, and my mirror is legit." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:44:09Z |
| 1391 |
"Look at the sad lonely life of a Hats Fantastic employee, as she slowly descends into madness." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:44:25Z |
| 1392 |
"Dicks are basically the basic building block of the universe. They show up whenever you try to create something." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:45:28Z |
| 1393 |
"It is a war skirt, yes." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:45:47Z |
| 1394 |
"This is the one where I get to be the happy character." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:45:58Z |
| 1395 |
"I think I'm a wrong guy liar person." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:46:11Z |
| 1396 |
"We're too ninja for these ninjas." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:46:23Z |
| 1397 |
"I forgot how dark the world is without... all of my things." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:46:41Z |
| 1398 |
"This island kind of looks like a deformed chicken nugget." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:46:52Z |
| 1399 |
"You need to be prepared for when someone is actually fucking crazy, know what I mean?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:47:18Z |
| 1400 |
"I am basically like, the Bruce Wayne of grass. When I was a kid, my parents were killed by a piece of grass in an alley. Now, I punish the grass." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:47:30Z |
| 1401 |
"He's giving the floor a blowjob and... oh, he's done." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:05:36Z |
| 1402 |
"I don't think I could handle looking at that angler fish again." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:48:00Z |
| 1403 |
(Necomi) "What if you lick it before you touch the penis? Like a wet willy but on your dick?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:05:46Z |
| 1404 |
"Why eat when you can just drink blood?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:48:27Z |
| 1405 |
"If I could go back in time that's what I'd do. Fuck Hitler, let's kill Indiana Jones 4." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:05:57Z |
| 1406 |
"I don't feel safe without my rocks." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:48:49Z |
| 1407 |
"Don't fuck with me game I need to put a rock in there." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:48:59Z |
| 1408 |
"Oh, I don't give a shit if they see my vagina dick, maybe they'll appreciate it." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:49:12Z |
| 1409 |
"I saw what those boys did to your hole and it was disgusting." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:49:27Z |
| 1410 |
"I'm still marveling at the idea of sperm having an expiration date, like it's yogurt or something." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:49:46Z |
| 1411 |
"If I were going to be finding this meth lab, is it something that just sits out in the open?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:50:00Z |
| 1412 |
"I can't believe how many fuckin' USB fish there are." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:50:14Z |
| 1413 |
"I get very intense about rhythm games." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:50:24Z |
| 1414 |
"The amount of force that I'm applying with my thumbs is way off of what's totally necessary." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:50:33Z |
| 1415 |
"There's so much stuff happening on the screen right now! Coins, and bullets, and ships, and penguins, or things that look like penguins." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:50:44Z |
| 1416 |
"Why are we a person with a jetpack shooting blue stuff while flying through, I presume Tokyo?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:50:54Z |
| 1417 |
"This is why kids get shot." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:51:04Z |
| 1418 |
"Why does this tape stink? Why? Is it made out of dead bodies?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:51:16Z |
| 1419 |
"If only that blue thing up on the cliff hadn't kissed that boulder, everything would be fine." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:51:47Z |
| 1420 |
"How do you know about the hole? Why would you just say 'There should be a hole?' That requires explanation." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:51:58Z |
| 1421 |
"So, we're already like possibly joining a gang." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:52:07Z |
| 1422 |
"I have nothing else to say about doughnuts." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:52:15Z |
| 1423 |
"This intro is not paced well for impatient people." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:52:26Z |
| 1424 |
"That was some serious butt-docking." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:52:38Z |
| 1425 |
"You can actually see their weird ass that they have behind the legs that normally you never see." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:52:49Z |
| 1426 |
"You see, when Barber wrote Adagio for Strings, it never crossed his mind, ever, that anybody would be in the midst of motorboating a goat's asshole, during." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:53:01Z |
| 1427 |
"This is humanity's last goat. We're starving, and our only options were to either eat the goat, or use it as a platform to build a man-bridge to god, to ask for more goats." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:53:27Z |
| 1428 |
"I know the tragedy is very loud right now, everyone. I am sorry, but it is necessary." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:53:51Z |
| 1429 |
"It kind of lowers your confidence in the quality of the game when the title screen is trying to convince you that the game is good." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:54:08Z |
| 1430 |
"I've never used a packing tape that had such a repulsive smell." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:54:18Z |
| 1431 |
"I hate ska. I've always hated ska, and I will always hate ska." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:54:29Z |
| 1432 |
"I feel like ska is the sound that a fedora makes." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:54:39Z |
| 1433 |
"People have drank the toe. |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:54:50Z |
| 1434 |
"This guy got his ballsack transplanted onto his head so it was easier for god to reach." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:55:44Z |
| 1435 |
"Whenever people see a Planet Coaster stream and there aren't coasters or rides being placed, the countdown to insanity begins." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:55:56Z |
| 1436 |
"The fallout from being disappointed by Five Guys has derailed my entire life." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:06:11Z |
| 1437 |
"It's like going into a daycare with all these four and five-year-olds, and the only toys you have in the whole place are like clown things, like clown wigs, and clown horns, and clown noses. You go in there, and go, 'Don't be clowns!' And they just lose their fucking minds." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:56:26Z |
| 1438 |
"That's a lady? I thought it was Carrot-Top." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:56:52Z |
| 1439 |
"I'm basically an adult watching a Sesame Street style handpuppet talk to me about Nintendo games." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:06:25Z |
| 1440 |
"That gravestone is snarky as fuck." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:57:18Z |
| 1441 |
"I didn't even imagine an impressive pile of gold, I imagined a very unimpressive pile of gold." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:57:31Z |
| 1442 |
"I basically have like, Twitch PTSD." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:06:39Z |
| 1443 |
"Yo these owls are pretty fucked up, I want to say." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:57:54Z |
| 1444 |
"I didn't know he would light his own balls on fire just to hit me!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:58:08Z |
| 1445 |
"I don't have ANY boys, that doesn't seem right." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:58:18Z |
| 1446 |
"I feel it in my owl-bones, my vestigial owl-bones." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:06:49Z |
| 1447 |
"I'm making like, motorcycle sounds in a flying context." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:58:39Z |
| 1448 |
"Maybe if you all make plane noises, you can lend me your power." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:58:50Z |
| 1449 |
"This new spider pal is best new pal, out of all the new pals. He's the only new pal, so..." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:59:00Z |
| 1450 |
"I don't get why everybody objects to miracle-whip now." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:59:15Z |
| 1451 |
"You enjoy seeing it pass you by, not being able to touch you with its filth or stink." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:59:25Z |
| 1452 |
"Be consistent with your own dumb shit, at least." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:59:36Z |
| 1453 |
"I took all my clothes off, because I didn't have any." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:59:46Z |
| 1454 |
"My blood all comes out of my dick. I don't know why." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-01T23:59:55Z |
| 1455 |
"I guess I'll either get a drink or drown." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:00:05Z |
| 1456 |
"I should just spoon this dinosaur until it's mine." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:00:17Z |
| 1457 |
"The way you are holding me, I am 100% definitely dead." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:00:27Z |
| 1458 |
"I'm over here, sitting on my sad chair with my two friends and some poop." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:00:38Z |
| 1459 |
"Well, not everybody's hose reaches into the toilet." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:00:53Z |
| 1460 |
(Guude) "There is no study on the effects of sleep versus crack." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:07:00Z |
| 1461 |
"Sure taking a fuckin' shit feels good, but wouldn't it be better to not ever have to shit at all?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:01:21Z |
| 1462 |
"I'd rather throw up out of my ass than out of my face, how about that?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:01:30Z |
| 1463 |
"I'd rather do it out of my fuckin' dick because I don't breathe with my dick!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:01:41Z |
| 1464 |
"I don't give a fuck what comes out of my ass, as long as it's not blood." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:01:50Z |
| 1465 |
"I'm enraged, but I'm willing to set it aside." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:02:00Z |
| 1466 |
"Most of the time it just looks like he had a lot of dollar store burritos earlier." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:02:15Z |
| 1467 |
"Throw down, fool. You can't break this tornado!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:02:24Z |
| 1468 |
"I have arrived, I am the owl king." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:02:33Z |
| 1469 |
"This is going up against all of my platform instincts that I'm used to, from playing games." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:02:43Z |
| 1470 |
"I'm glad you enjoy it when I go live, and thanks for the underscore carrot." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:02:54Z |
| 1471 |
"I was gonna surprise these bitches, but you're all snitches." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:03:08Z |
| 1472 |
"Surely they're creative penises?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:03:20Z |
| 1473 |
"Every time he sees the boy hole again it's like they've met for the first time." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:03:33Z |
| 1474 |
"Fine, I'll be a moon samurai over here by myself." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:03:43Z |
| 1475 |
"When I'm a good samaritan, I'm still a plague." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:03:51Z |
| 1476 |
"There was this angler fish with a hammer standing there, and it just said 'Hi,' and did a little tippytappy, then said 'Bye.'" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:05:25Z |
| 1477 |
"I'm thinking of him like an embattled Scottish sailor now, on the waves of diarrhea." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:06:55Z |
| 1478 |
"I'd better check on Necomi to make sure she's recovering from her music sickness." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:07:28Z |
| 1479 |
"I think I'm about 1% towards the end goal. So I think I should have this finished sometime around the end of my life." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:07:37Z |
| 1480 |
"Little kids have no shame, they'll do anything for a little bit of icecream." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:07:50Z |
| 1481 |
"Jokes are meant to be told, but the internet is doing something weird to it." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:07:58Z |
| 1482 |
(Necomi) "Why does our pool have tentacles?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:07:27Z |
| 1483 |
"I'm afraid of this 'Hat' character." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:08:32Z |
| 1484 |
"I want to punch my kid self." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:08:40Z |
| 1485 |
"I don't like you purple knight, I don't like you one purple bit." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:08:48Z |
| 1486 |
"I tried throwing a fish bomb once before. Nothing happened." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:08:59Z |
| 1487 |
"This whole level is just filled with the worst things." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:09:08Z |
| 1488 |
"The behind is kind of terrifying to look at. I don't know what's happening, doesn't look safe." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:09:19Z |
| 1489 |
"I hate you too Totoro. You're not my neighbor, nor my friend." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:09:54Z |
| 1490 |
"Duude, I saved that by like a pube's width. ...I could have said pixel." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:10:05Z |
| 1491 |
"This is so much like how it was when I played video games as a kid, perhaps, maybe, perhaps with less swearing. Certainly less colorful swearing." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:10:43Z |
| 1492 |
"What is this place? This place is made of madness and pain!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:10:58Z |
| 1493 |
"Water quality: high, low, wrinkly leather." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:11:14Z |
| 1494 |
"Well, Necomi would take care of me but she has a job and stuff, so while she was away at work I'd drown in my cereal or something." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:11:26Z |
| 1495 |
"A shelf can ruin my whole day, basically." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:11:35Z |
| 1496 |
"If we had a stream of just trying shirts on, and there would be people who would be like, 'Don't forget to button the buttons on that shirt! I see that you have not buttoned them yet!'" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:11:44Z |
| 1497 |
"Voles, they're like bizarro-moles. They burrow in the sky." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:11:54Z |
| 1498 |
"They just had no regard for lemmings, or British people." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:12:05Z |
| 1499 |
"We only burn clean coal. I don't know if you've heard about it? It's called 'coal.'" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:12:16Z |
| 1500 |
"I just assassinated my legs." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:12:45Z |
| 1501 |
"One day we will genetically modify pigs to just grow their own barbeque sauce. So when they're growing up, they're not just growing up, they're marinating." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:12:47Z |
| 1502 |
"I wanted to laugh and instead almost died, how about that?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:12:58Z |
| 1503 |
"I need my shoryuken, not the fish!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:13:10Z |
| 1504 |
"Pits are my worst enemy." *immediately falls into pit* |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:07:40Z |
| 1505 |
"Look, this is based on this thing, and also this other thing, but also we just wanted to kinda fuck it up in our own way." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:13:34Z |
| 1506 |
"It just looks like someone threw a dorito, a square dorito, so not at all a dorito in any way. Someone threw a triscuit." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:14:13Z |
| 1507 |
"You should sign up at aubidibble-podcast.habidibeh.com.bobbitabibbitable/bobbidabble My name is Bob Bibbitable, and you should subscribe to my aubdibable." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:14:46Z |
| 1508 |
"I feel like it's a name that wears sunglasses." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:16:55Z |
| 1509 |
"I feel like every time I break my legs they should become more powerful." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:17:06Z |
| 1510 |
"Okay, I tried to go around your mailbox and it just committed suicide in front of my face?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:17:25Z |
| 1511 |
"How could you desecrate the not yet being used grave of Tim Curry in this fashion?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:17:41Z |
| 1512 |
"There's doing drugs, and then there's doing drugs correctly." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:18:11Z |
| 1513 |
"If you had like a random face generator, and you started with Nicholas Cage, if you kept mashing the button for like another ten minutes, it would end up being Steve Buscemi." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:18:25Z |
| 1514 |
"I think I'm going to try to take an allergy pill so that I can possibly be a little bit more human." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:18:35Z |
| 1515 |
"I'm so anti-kids it's not even funny." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:18:51Z |
| 1516 |
"I definitely have a major bias against people who are just sort of naturally attractive." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:19:00Z |
| 1517 |
"I could imagine a twelve year old completely wrecking a city's worth of cars at the click of a button if it was available to them." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:19:10Z |
| 1518 |
"It evokes the horror of shitting out of your mouth." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:19:20Z |
| 1519 |
"These are the fleeting moments where my brain hasn't caught up to the fact that I'm dead." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:19:28Z |
| 1520 |
"It's like it was trimmed with little wooden statues?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:19:46Z |
| 1521 |
"You were telling us of all the fun, exciting stories that happened when your grandmother spontaneously turned into a clown." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:19:56Z |
| 1522 |
"Clowns really run our everything." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:20:07Z |
| 1523 |
"That's why my family is so sad, we don't have any clowns." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:20:17Z |
| 1524 |
"That's where STDs are invented. Strange, exotic juggalo... JTDs." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:07:58Z |
| 1525 |
"We have to have covered litter boxes, because she'll just blast the wall. She'll go in the litter box, shoot the wall and leave." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:20:42Z |
| 1526 |
"Our cats are assholes." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:20:56Z |
| 1527 |
"What if transitors are sucking your dick through the hole?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:21:05Z |
| 1528 |
"I want to play those old platformers that make you cry." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:22:02Z |
| 1529 |
"It's a sad button that makes me very sad about things." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:22:13Z |
| 1530 |
"I'm being cooked alive in my office and additionally I know that in my near future I have to move a tree." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:22:22Z |
| 1531 |
"I need like W cables instead of Y cables." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:22:32Z |
| 1532 |
"We went from a horseshoe house to a doughnut house with like a tumor off of it." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:22:42Z |
| 1533 |
"Tell me where you hid the lasagna! Or I will use F.L.U.D.D. to waterboard you!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:22:59Z |
| 1534 |
"Does every laser need a shadow?!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:23:12Z |
| 1535 |
"What's up with Jenny the eel, and her sisters? Why are they here, what's their story? What's the lore? What's the history? What's up with Barbie the eel? Can we ever know? Does anyone know? Nobody knows." |
aeneasfate |
2017-02-02T00:23:48Z |
| 1536 |
"It was not a stage, it was a grave for needles." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:32:23Z |
| 1537 |
"There's nobody on the planet who goes to McDonalds who doesn't fuckin' contemplate suicide three times before they get there." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:32:34Z |
| 1538 |
"They found a way to turn depression into a sandwich that you could eat for breakfast." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:32:44Z |
| 1539 |
(Guude) "You can't let a man drown in the middle of the oxygen!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:08:13Z |
| 1540 |
"I live in terror of that day, when I puke the worms." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:33:19Z |
| 1541 |
"This bird has mechanical fur by its asshole." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:33:29Z |
| 1542 |
"There's one particular part of the planet that looks a lot like a butthole. That's probably why they don't want us to go there." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:33:40Z |
| 1543 |
"This game's made of sadness, and it's all that guy's fault." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:33:55Z |
| 1544 |
"Is there any explanation as to why corndogs occasionally... poison you?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:34:08Z |
| 1545 |
"I deny pantsless status." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:34:18Z |
| 1546 |
(Necomi) "Would it be completely inappropriate to give my cat a butthole?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:08:57Z |
| 1547 |
"This is a very suicidal flow-ow-er." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:34:41Z |
| 1548 |
"I hate it when I run out of dudes while I'm frenzied." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:34:50Z |
| 1549 |
"We have arrived at the 'you win' part of the conversation." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:35:06Z |
| 1550 |
"That fixed it? ... Fuck!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:08:49Z |
| 1551 |
"I am so pleased with space pizza that it has introduced a creative paralysis into my life." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:35:33Z |
| 1552 |
"I'm not trying to eye-fuck your donkey." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:35:46Z |
| 1553 |
"Y'know the reason this planet is hostile is because its name sucks." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:35:55Z |
| 1554 |
"Hop on, my dude. Jump on by big pink tip." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:36:06Z |
| 1555 |
"We brought toothpicks to an apocalypse. We were not prepared for this." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:36:16Z |
| 1556 |
"I'm gonna get a fuckin' drink and then let's fuck these motherfuckers up." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:36:27Z |
| 1557 |
"Maybe it's a multi-steak process." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:36:36Z |
| 1558 |
"I thought that was a weird new kind of mushroom, but no it was a bird." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:36:48Z |
| 1559 |
"Aww, I thought they were going to try and rhyme it with 'taint.' " |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:37:00Z |
| 1560 |
"Did any of you guys notice that this planet is made of caviar?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:37:21Z |
| 1561 |
"I think the internet just attracts sociopaths." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:37:32Z |
| 1562 |
"Goodbye framerate, we hardly knew ye." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:37:43Z |
| 1563 |
"It would be better to hit him in the head instead of his weird dick body, but... here we are." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:09:11Z |
| 1564 |
"Never ask an adventurer where he keeps his 300 bugs, 500 pieces of monsters, 50 meals, 30 weapons, full sets of armor. All that matters is he does, and you don't wanna know..." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:38:01Z |
| 1565 |
"Think I just paid this guy ten rupees for him to stick his dick in my mouth." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:38:10Z |
| 1566 |
"The reason my character looks weird, is that when I got to the character customization screen, I hit buttons randomly until it lets me play the game." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:09:23Z |
| 1567 |
"When you reach for the stars, you just get kicked in the balls." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:38:40Z |
| 1568 |
(AvidyaZEN) "Fuck Youtube with a big rubber dick." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:09:40Z |
| 1569 |
"If there's anything that really sucks, it's people." |
aeneasfate |
2017-03-31T20:38:59Z |
| 1570 |
"I don't know if I can do this. This is too much boi for me to handle." |
breonnagy |
2017-05-28T05:37:14Z |
| 1571 |
(AvidyaZEN) "It's hard but if I had other people that were sucking with me then I would probably enjoy it." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:10:01Z |
| 1572 |
"Alright, if anybody comes through this door they're gonna get a mouthful. If you know what I mean." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:06:52Z |
| 1573 |
"I think the biggest thing I'm worried about right now is my asshole. I feel very confident that death is going to be coming from that direction." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:07:02Z |
| 1574 |
"I shoved the gun up his ass and missed." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:07:19Z |
| 1575 |
"All I want to do is drown but Uncle Sam won't let me." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:10:14Z |
| 1576 |
"I'm pretty sure we made a few dudes shit their pants." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:07:51Z |
| 1577 |
"These guys kind of brought me cover. It's not great cover because it explodes, but it's cover." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:08:10Z |
| 1578 |
"I answered his question with bullets." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:08:33Z |
| 1579 |
"Fuck this moon. Fuck you guys. Fuck this game." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:08:43Z |
| 1580 |
"Whatever fun thing you can think of the game doesn't have that." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:10:29Z |
| 1581 |
(Guude) "Does anyone really name their person Dick anymore?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:10:41Z |
| 1582 |
"Zero bulbs have caressed my tongue." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:09:23Z |
| 1583 |
"I've gotta go put on my doubloons and take my pantaloons down to the bloomery." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:09:44Z |
| 1584 |
"In my memoir I'm gonna write that the best joke I ever told was, 'Apple.'" |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:09:57Z |
| 1585 |
"Where's the eyeball here, man? I don't want this thing poopin' out skulls all day." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:10:18Z |
| 1586 |
"Yeah, I used to think that the bird children were pretty cute, but I've grown to hate them with every fibre of my being." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:10:31Z |
| 1587 |
"I've always wanted to have a beard, hopefully one day shaving will work for me." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:10:43Z |
| 1588 |
"What'll happen if I need something in my ass?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:10:52Z |
| 1589 |
"You haven't had a steak until Gordon Ramsay's blown on it." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:11:07Z |
| 1590 |
"Tell me all about the best penis of meat you've ever had." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:11:21Z |
| 1591 |
"I'm in that awkward phase between no beard and lots of beard." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:11:36Z |
| 1592 |
"If you'd allow me more than an asshairs worth or width of time, you'll find that I figured things out." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:11:05Z |
| 1593 |
"Oh man, the leather daddies are going to be so happy when they see our house." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:12:02Z |
| 1594 |
"I'm trying to butt-slide a banana into you assholes." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:12:15Z |
| 1595 |
"Child Coe didn't have any problem with midgets." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:12:25Z |
| 1596 |
(Necomi) "I want it so spicy I'm going to shit blood." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:11:19Z |
| 1597 |
"Yeah pollution's great, I think it's really feeding the animals and the plants. It's making them strong. |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:12:55Z |
| 1598 |
"I love all the punching, the punching is fantastic. It makes me happy. More punching is better." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:13:11Z |
| 1599 |
"I've started the jellyfish apocalypse." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:13:22Z |
| 1600 |
"Do you guys remember everything that ever happened to your dick your whole life?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:13:37Z |
| 1601 |
(Necomi) "Nevermind, I don't like these kids enough to make a cake." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:11:59Z |
| 1602 |
"I'm yelling on behalf of everyone who's ever been in the back." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:14:09Z |
| 1603 |
"I potato'ed in both directions." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:14:19Z |
| 1604 |
"I'd rather see a little silhouetto of a cum." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:14:37Z |
| 1605 |
"This is like a painting of Satan killing every animal and then just chucking dead birds into the sky." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:12:10Z |
| 1606 |
"I'm scared of food, man." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:15:38Z |
| 1607 |
"Is there like a graffiti tagger out there who goes by 'Bar And Grill' and they just tag that building because it's confusing?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:15:50Z |
| 1608 |
"There was just a corner, it was the porn corner. A porner." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:16:05Z |
| 1609 |
"Full of hatred. Pure, orange hatred." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:16:21Z |
| 1610 |
"One man left behind, that's our motto!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:16:31Z |
| 1611 |
"What an angry banana." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:16:42Z |
| 1612 |
"I'm just saying it's a good thing the spider legs are there. Cause if they weren't, we'd have to burn the shirt, the game, we'd have to burn my laptop, sell my channel off, and drive off a cliff." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:16:59Z |
| 1613 |
"This is way more than I ever wanted from a taco." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:17:46Z |
| 1614 |
"This taco has a whole life story for me now." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:17:56Z |
| 1615 |
"Don't look at me like that with your bee-filled rectum." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:18:11Z |
| 1616 |
"Wow, these are more exciting in hotdog theme than I'd expected." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:18:30Z |
| 1617 |
"Yeah my balls went back up inside, they're gone." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:18:40Z |
| 1618 |
"There's no you now, there's only head." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:18:49Z |
| 1619 |
(Necomi) "Oh my god there's an ender with googly eyes, I can't not look!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:12:35Z |
| 1620 |
"I need my 993rd goddamn motherfuckin' wrench. For my wrench collection. For doing shit with wrenches." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:19:17Z |
| 1621 |
"I've really wanted to be able to take a shit while playing Skyrim for awhile." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:12:51Z |
| 1622 |
"There is a kind of banana hell over there where everybody decided to shit their bananas together." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:19:44Z |
| 1623 |
"My plant is very protective, it loves me quite a lot." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:20:00Z |
| 1624 |
"Most people don't realize how much of a big a deal tacos were back then." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:20:15Z |
| 1625 |
"You will have three wishes, if you're willing to suck three dicks." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:20:32Z |
| 1626 |
"Who brings grenades to work?!" |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:20:45Z |
| 1627 |
(Necomi) "I found pink cows. But the first thing I saw was 'Wow, that's a fucked up pig.'" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:13:19Z |
| 1628 |
(Necomi) "I feel responsible because I birthed it into the world. Like, it would have just been an egg, it would have gone bad. But now I hatched that shit." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:13:34Z |
| 1629 |
(Guude) "Aw fuck yeah! I love fuckin' chickens!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:13:46Z |
| 1630 |
(Necomi) "Don't make me quiver! I'll do it!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:13:59Z |
| 1631 |
"I wear my failure as a man on my face." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:21:50Z |
| 1632 |
"Actually, I replied to your message and I've told you before that I got your message. You should check your messages." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:22:00Z |
| 1633 |
"Ball vs ball in a ball down to the death." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:22:09Z |
| 1634 |
"It at least makes me sound a little less insane, right? A little bit less of like a crazy homeless person who sleeps on a bed of Gamecubes?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:14:32Z |
| 1635 |
"Phoenix will melt your hotglue." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:22:32Z |
| 1636 |
"I'm just this guy with a wall and no answers." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:22:54Z |
| 1637 |
(Guude) "Is it the fanciest penis you've ever seen?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:14:51Z |
| 1638 |
"This is a machine designed to punch little kids. That's what it does. Little kids wear it, and it hits them. Which is great. There should be more products like that." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:23:09Z |
| 1639 |
"It's not a good game if the plumbing isn't usable." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:23:20Z |
| 1640 |
"She was a cool bounty hunter in space, now I'm not sure she can graduate high school, just leave her alone." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:23:35Z |
| 1641 |
"People fell in love with a jetpack and a helmet." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:23:47Z |
| 1642 |
"That's what I get for trying to use 8 dicks at once." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:23:58Z |
| 1643 |
(Necomi) "It's just unnecessary, that many dicks." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:15:06Z |
| 1644 |
I want to order a steak and talk a lot about its cow essense. |
spythesnail |
2018-06-04T17:13:58Z |
| 1645 |
"You need a spit cup for your ears... Eugh. Now I have regrets." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:24:39Z |
| 1646 |
"This one actually lets you choose your adventure, basically. Which way would you like to be fucked?" |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:24:50Z |
| 1647 |
"Doesn't sound like I was showing it to you in a very friendly way." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:25:01Z |
| 1648 |
"Well it's good to know that in the distant future Michael Bolton has become a galactic entity." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:25:13Z |
| 1649 |
"Dude, I can't handle Waluigi rocket science this early in the morning." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:25:25Z |
| 1650 |
"Balls, I don't know if I want to commit to Jake Gyllenhaal that badly." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:25:35Z |
| 1651 |
"You get down here, and sneak up on that raccoon bastard." |
aeneasfate |
2017-07-16T21:32:20Z |
| 1652 |
"I hate how something hits it every time I pull out my banana!" |
breon |
2017-12-18T18:51:42Z |
| 1653 |
"Do you get this tape at a fuckin' clown shop?" |
twisol |
2017-12-28T01:21:03Z |
| 1654 |
"He has zero out of twenty spine." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:01:06Z |
| 1655 |
"If you win school you get a gun diploma." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:01:20Z |
| 1656 |
"I have two things to say. Puns are awesome, and fuck you." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:01:43Z |
| 1657 |
"Something a lot of people don't get is that science is a lot more art than science." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:01:56Z |
| 1658 |
(Necomi) "If you make your own sound effects that are... And I don't think I'm overstating this when I say, 'alarming?' Yeah, there is a chance that she will leave you." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:15:55Z |
| 1659 |
(Necomi) "When he pulls it out for a lady friend there for sexy times, he is going to make a noise that I cannot accurately, uh, reproduce." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:16:09Z |
| 1660 |
"Well look, if you don't sound your dick, how are you going to put another dick in there?" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:05:33Z |
| 1661 |
"I just noticed, that during all that without really realizing it, I have kind of contorted myself into a... I want to say Stephen Hawking position." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:06:25Z |
| 1662 |
"This is fine. I'll just have a chocolate doorknob." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:06:40Z |
| 1663 |
"Throw the box out, throw the case out, throw the game out, throw the kid out." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:07:00Z |
| 1664 |
"That guy has a loaf of bread for a head." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:07:11Z |
| 1665 |
"If I recall correctly, this game is 'Hard As Fuck.'" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:07:18Z |
| 1666 |
"I didn't know sandbags could scream." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:07:25Z |
| 1667 |
"I can't build geothermal. It's not like I have something against geothermal. It's not like geothermal beat me up in highschool, and now I don't talk to geothermal anymore. I can't make geothermal." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:07:38Z |
| 1668 |
(Necomi) "If you eat the turtle's poo-poo, does it count as a fetish?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:16:27Z |
| 1669 |
"We have a cum feud now. I wanted it to be distinct from the blood feud." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:08:24Z |
| 1670 |
"It's the only way to really show that you're a man, is by taking a small adorable furry thing that you could easily overpower, and completely dominate it." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:08:42Z |
| 1671 |
(Necomi) "Oh my god I am inside my own head and it is terrifying. Oh my god make it stop!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:16:42Z |
| 1672 |
"And I'm happy to say, I gave my dick a perfect score." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:09:01Z |
| 1673 |
"I never did anything wrong, I was a fuckin' model employee. I guess the manager or whatever didn't like me and she told everyone else to watch their drawers when they changed shifts with me and that I'm going to steal all this shit from them. And that pissed me off, so then I quit and stole some shit." (Necomi) |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:09:23Z |
| 1674 |
"Yeah guys my balls are on fire, I gotta go put em out." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:09:55Z |
| 1675 |
"Kind of a turnoff, to have your balls on the outside." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:10:07Z |
| 1676 |
(Necomi) "I never did anything wrong, I was a fuckin' model employee. I guess the manager or whatever didn't like me and she told everyone else to watch their drawers when they changed shifts with me and that I'm going to steal all this shit from them. And that pissed me off, so then I quit and stole some shit." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:17:07Z |
| 1677 |
"I wish I was a bagel right now." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:10:28Z |
| 1678 |
"That is the most life-filled water I've ever heard." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:10:34Z |
| 1679 |
"I don't know if I want to be a THIEVING bean slinger, that might be too much." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:12:28Z |
| 1680 |
"I hate discourse, generally." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:12:39Z |
| 1681 |
"Please accept my cheese. Cheese! I need a win under my belt. Please, take the cheese." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:12:50Z |
| 1682 |
"His body is rejecting the cheese." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:12:56Z |
| 1683 |
"I'm in the pain loop now. I live in the pain loop. Pain loop is my home. It's where I want to be." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:13:05Z |
| 1684 |
"School's in... for... bullets." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:13:19Z |
| 1685 |
"Trust my eagle ears." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:13:26Z |
| 1686 |
"They learned how to run, and I am their teacher." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:13:40Z |
| 1687 |
"It's like we invited our blind friend to come over and play Risk with us." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:17:22Z |
| 1688 |
"It's terrifying watching all these very small men get slimed." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:14:06Z |
| 1689 |
(Guude) "The light bulbs piss me off the most." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:17:36Z |
| 1690 |
"I don't like the 15 cowboy code, it's not good." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:14:20Z |
| 1691 |
"Ooops, I just punched... I forgot about my walls. Got to pay attention to my walls." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:17:52Z |
| 1692 |
"I just punched the shit out of my coffee." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:14:39Z |
| 1693 |
"It's like I'm one of those cotton candy guys, but dicks." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:14:46Z |
| 1694 |
"When Nintendo posted that picture of Mario dabbing I realized that life was bad and over." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:14:56Z |
| 1695 |
"It's avoiding my face, mainly, which is where you really want a beard to be." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:15:07Z |
| 1696 |
"Keep all your valuables outside your house and when the robbers come, at least they won't hurt you." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:15:22Z |
| 1697 |
"Maybe I could build an army of monkeys?" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:15:29Z |
| 1698 |
"Please tell me where to direct my money to have a good time!" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:15:37Z |
| 1699 |
"Don't you hate it when crabs are looking on in disgust?" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:15:52Z |
| 1700 |
"I had to make sure that my clip of a boat wheelie was longer than everybody else's on Twitch." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:16:09Z |
| 1701 |
"It's the 1% holding us down. They know that if we had comfortable bathtubs, we wouldn't need them anymore." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:16:19Z |
| 1702 |
"I am amongst the crates. They have not noticed that I am not one of them." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:16:51Z |
| 1703 |
"Oh, I'm muted. They don't get to enjoy my complaining." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:17:00Z |
| 1704 |
"Bark bark, bark bark. -Life of a dog." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:17:09Z |
| 1705 |
"The oranges have to touch, it is tradition!" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:17:19Z |
| 1706 |
"I'm excited to see everything start to suck." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:17:27Z |
| 1707 |
"That was a dance, I was not teabagging the boy. I was demonstrating my dancing skills near him, and my dancing involves a lot of crouching." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:17:41Z |
| 1708 |
"Whenever I think rouge, I can't get back. You know what I mean?" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:17:58Z |
| 1709 |
"We need to design a car with wheels on top." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:18:05Z |
| 1710 |
"I tried to go in the room but I became a person." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:18:13Z |
| 1711 |
"That fucking melon went to the goddamned moon." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:18:22Z |
| 1712 |
"We're gonna put cum on the moon." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:18:29Z |
| 1713 |
"She's been subjecting that baby to a lot of explosions." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:18:38Z |
| 1714 |
"We are free of the land of shower, by the way." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:18:46Z |
| 1715 |
"I used to be able to crush a man's head with my bare ass." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:18:53Z |
| 1716 |
"I can't tell if that was a pig or a powersaw." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:19:00Z |
| 1717 |
"We dove into Adams head, it was protected by video games." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:19:08Z |
| 1718 |
"I never got to press the man-spit button." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:19:15Z |
| 1719 |
"Do you like penis tomato?" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:19:22Z |
| 1720 |
"Maybe she was wearing a ski mask and was standing too close to fireworks." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:19:32Z |
| 1721 |
"I have broken so many of my legs I'm going to run out eventually." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:19:42Z |
| 1722 |
"She realized busting made her feel good so she started busting all over the house." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:20:02Z |
| 1723 |
"In order to please the most people, you must become something stupid." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:20:18Z |
| 1724 |
"That's what the ladies want, a guy who can make more arrows." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:20:29Z |
| 1725 |
"Wolfman don't care. Not Wolfman's problem." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:20:36Z |
| 1726 |
"The subtitles were able to get through the door, why not me?" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:20:43Z |
| 1727 |
"I'd rather die than not drink milk." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:20:51Z |
| 1728 |
"Time to eat ass and kick ass, and I'm all outta eat." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:20:58Z |
| 1729 |
"I died the way I lived, with my rectum blown out my asshole." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:21:05Z |
| 1730 |
"Jesus's penises is a fantastic phrase that just rolls off the tongue. It may be the best phrase in the English language, undiscovered until now, because no one ever considered that Jesus might have more than one penis." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:21:18Z |
| 1731 |
"The true curse of success is fandom." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:21:27Z |
| 1732 |
"Fan service is when you service your fans. Usually with one hand, sometimes with two." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:21:42Z |
| 1733 |
"Well that's why the Japanese have really advanced fanservice. They've really upped the technology there." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:22:03Z |
| 1734 |
"They said it couldn't be done! You can't make a dick to fuck the planet!" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:22:23Z |
| 1735 |
"I thought I knew some shit about Bowser, but the only thing I could think of was... 'kappa.'" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:22:37Z |
| 1736 |
"I think you might have come into the middle of me just being sarcastic." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:22:46Z |
| 1737 |
"Do you think I should try to sneak up on 'em? Like a ninja? Surprise 'em? Boo! ...Taxes." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:22:54Z |
| 1738 |
"Today's top story, 69 year old man suffocates in vagina." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:23:04Z |
| 1739 |
"I feel like I killed you by bringing up your taint." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:23:13Z |
| 1740 |
"Did you just anime-villain-laugh up in here, my dude?" |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:23:22Z |
| 1741 |
"I'm a big fan of very old plastic." |
aeneasfate |
2018-01-14T18:23:31Z |
| 1742 |
"Yup! I'm dirty down there. Why am I so dirty down there?" |
breon |
2018-02-27T20:16:56Z |
| 1743 |
"Warning: Daddy has an owie!" |
breon |
2018-03-07T16:10:36Z |
| 1744 |
"I can't even move right. I'm trying to go out here and it keeps sucking me, sucking me, SUCKING ME in again." |
breon |
2018-04-26T17:00:03Z |
| 1745 |
"Okay well, y'know, I'll insert it for whoever's ambitious." |
cthomlan |
2018-05-13T04:15:53Z |
| 1746 |
"Be still, my tiny peepee." |
erei |
2018-05-14T19:41:55Z |
| 1747 |
"Sperm and rice, yeah. That's what I was raised on!" |
erei |
2018-05-16T02:58:21Z |
| 1748 |
"I just got back from seeing Deadpool 2... and luckily I wore my white pants." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:18:06Z |
| 1749 |
"I guess a dingo ate ConeDodger!" |
erei |
2018-05-21T01:09:33Z |
| 1750 |
"Extra! Extra! Please cum in my mouth!" |
erei |
2018-05-21T01:14:06Z |
| 1751 |
"Thisisfinethisisfinethisisfine FUCK!" |
erei |
2018-05-21T02:48:17Z |
| 1752 |
"If you play music with your ass tonight you need to let us know." |
erei |
2018-05-26T04:23:47Z |
| 1753 |
"Guude and I are two sides of the same coin, and the coin is made of shit and you should throw it in the garbage." |
erei |
2018-05-27T17:49:14Z |
| 1754 |
(Coestar) "How far do you cum? (Guude) "About three feet." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:18:21Z |
| 1755 |
"I can only imagine a snake charmer, charming a dick out of a bigger dick." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:18:32Z |
| 1756 |
"I don't... I don't really... I don't really understand how we got to vagina PowerPoint pussy projectors." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:18:47Z |
| 1757 |
"Hello shark. Are you going to attack us right now? YOU. PIECE. OF. SHIT." |
erei |
2018-06-08T02:44:10Z |
| 1758 |
"We're on the wrong side of the dick!" |
erei |
2018-06-20T22:34:05Z |
| 1759 |
"You know I'm a moron, I don't know why I have to keep reminding you." |
madmatt45 |
2018-06-25T02:38:11Z |
| 1760 |
"A little man came out of that man!" |
erei |
2018-06-29T05:49:54Z |
| 1761 |
"Cock sucker, motherfucker, how does it get in there if that doesn't even get it in there? How does it get in there? Hm? HM?" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-07T02:43:40Z |
| 1762 |
"I'd rather have spoiled cum." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-07T02:50:40Z |
| 1763 |
"How can such a small thing be so bad? ... I guess that's what a lot of people say about dicks." |
erei |
2018-07-07T02:57:26Z |
| 1764 |
(TanumB) "I googled it and the bible says only gay men have asses." |
spythesnail |
2018-07-11T19:19:01Z |
| 1765 |
"You can't stop me, blondie! I'm the protagonist!" |
spythesnail |
2018-07-17T02:35:14Z |
| 1766 |
(Necomi) "No. No! I DON'T WANT YOU!" |
cthomlan |
2018-08-11T02:28:23Z |
| 1767 |
"Why can't I touch these noodles? What is up with these noodles? I can't touch them. Why? Ok. This is too many noodles for one thing. For second, there's noodles I cannot touch. I can't have untouchable noodles. That's illegal." |
breon |
2018-08-11T04:33:01Z |
| 1768 |
(HCJustin) "You're about have your ass eaten with shrimp?" |
spythesnail |
2018-08-21T18:01:33Z |
| 1769 |
"Man, the bottom of the scoreboard is so noisy right now!" |
cthomlan |
2018-08-19T02:02:19Z |
| 1770 |
"I'm starving for your fists." |
erei |
2018-08-26T01:29:12Z |
| 1771 |
(Necomi) "Don't use my face to launch yourself off!" |
cthomlan |
2018-08-26T02:19:17Z |
| 1772 |
(HCJustin) "I should be the egg shitting lady!" |
erei |
2018-08-26T03:43:09Z |
| 1773 |
(Phedran) "Use my butt to speed up." |
cthomlan |
2018-08-27T16:19:52Z |
| 1774 |
(Phedran) "I was, yeah, I was, y'know, you were right behind me, you coulda just got right in there." (Coe) "I feel another quote coming on." |
cthomlan |
2018-08-27T16:45:10Z |
| 1775 |
"Fill me with juice and suck me." |
erei |
2018-08-30T17:31:21Z |
| 1776 |
"Wow, he just pulled that whole mountain out of his asshole!" |
erei |
2018-09-01T01:54:49Z |
| 1777 |
"See, I really like his bushy tree... End of story." |
erei |
2018-09-01T03:20:25Z |
| 1778 |
"I like the burning. The burning is good." |
cthomlan |
2018-09-04T05:03:02Z |
| 1779 |
"I pressed the jump key not the fall and die key!" |
erei |
2018-09-14T03:57:24Z |
| 1780 |
"Gah, fuck those fucking balls!" |
erei |
2018-09-17T01:17:08Z |
| 1781 |
"Yo, Guude! Come check out my dick!" |
erei |
2018-09-22T03:29:07Z |
| 1782 |
"That bounced of a, the angle. The angle!" |
0nuk3d0 |
2018-09-24T16:45:02Z |
| 1783 |
"I just said the phrase busted across my cheeks" -- Coestar |
0nuk3d0 |
2018-09-24T17:06:53Z |
| 1784 |
"I had the dude break open one of my kinder eggs and there was a fucking laptop in there." |
madmatt45 |
2018-09-29T21:14:24Z |
| 1785 |
(Guude) "Like, if 9/11 happened, I'd prefer to remain oblivious for awhile." (HCJustin) "Dude, it did happen." |
erei |
2018-10-04T02:31:58Z |
| 1786 |
"Guys, I accidentally ate an entire watermelon and I'm terminal." |
erei |
2018-10-05T04:26:13Z |
| 1787 |
"I do like being a stealthy boy, but I don't have enough piss." |
erei |
2018-10-20T02:59:37Z |
| 1788 |
"The only thing I actually now know is that I used to live in Ohio." |
breon |
2018-10-29T18:59:16Z |
| 1789 |
"Why, dude? Why, brain? C'mon brain. Brain! Brain, brain brain brain-brain brain, brain! Brain, brained again, I got brained again." |
erei |
2018-11-05T05:05:24Z |
| 1790 |
"God damn it! Fuck, I can't hit this baby. All I want to do is hit the baby." |
erei |
2018-11-11T02:58:58Z |
| 1791 |
"I could have done something about that shit if my nipples would have listened to me." |
erei |
2018-11-11T03:28:39Z |
| 1792 |
"Goddammit, I keep hitting the back of that asshole! ...Don't take that out of context." |
cthomlan |
2018-11-22T04:33:22Z |
| 1793 |
(Guude) "You can swallow cum before you can swallow beer." |
erei |
2018-11-25T02:17:54Z |
| 1794 |
"Bush-to-talk? I use a bush to talk, because I am God." |
cthomlan |
2018-12-05T04:35:01Z |
| 1795 |
"I love semen! Say it loud n' proud!" |
erei |
2018-12-13T02:41:22Z |
| 1796 |
"Why don't I get a fucking box? Don't they know me? I'm Mr. Coe's Quest!" |
erei |
2018-12-15T02:15:56Z |
| 1797 |
"That wasn't a gong, that was my dick." |
erei |
2019-01-04T04:38:30Z |
| 1798 |
"While they're dealing with that, let's get CREEPY. ...That's a catchphrase I'll never use again. Just wanted to try it out, it's not good, and I feel bad." |
cthomlan |
2019-01-04T05:35:55Z |
| 1799 |
"Aw man, I forgot to clean up all my spank!" |
erei |
2019-01-13T02:15:04Z |
| 1800 |
"You know, the PP shoots straight and true." |
erei |
2019-01-24T04:29:10Z |
| 1801 |
"Did a lasagna just come out of that zombie?" |
cthomlan |
2019-01-28T01:04:35Z |
| 1802 |
"Oh yeah, anal sausage has been hovering over this whole game. Most of it was just visions of anal sausage for me." |
zikaeroh |
2019-02-12T06:07:33Z |
| 1803 |
(Necomi) "I'm your wife, I AM your mojo!" |
cthomlan |
2019-03-06T05:01:36Z |
| 1804 |
"People are going to come back in time to kill me as a baby! Including myself!" |
zikaeroh |
2019-03-07T05:56:08Z |
| 1805 |
"My gaming mission is to make the possible look impossible. I'm here to show kids -- ya know I want to take away their hope and inspiration, and show them that, no, not everyone can do it. Get that thought out of your head. Only the priviledged some; only the special few. The rest of us are disgusting larva who never taste the mana. That's on the high shelf." |
zikaeroh |
2019-03-07T06:01:40Z |
| 1806 |
(Necomi) "What did I tell you about throwing?" (Coe) *sneezes loudly, twice* |
cthomlan |
2019-04-16T02:44:14Z |
| 1807 |
"Is cardboard not real?" |
0nuk3d0 |
2019-05-13T00:48:50Z |
| 1808 |
"Some little kid wrote their address in this. They're probably dead." |
zikaeroh |
2019-05-15T05:07:28Z |
| 1809 |
"No more popping. No more static. No more racism." |
zikaeroh |
2019-05-15T05:07:34Z |
| 1810 |
"It has a shop. Emeralds are the microtransaction thing. Because the emeralds let you do the lootbox, which the lootbox in Mario Kart is a pipe. It's a pipe that ejaculates prizes. So you pull the pipe down and let it go and then it shoots hot prizes into the air." |
cthomlan |
2019-05-23T04:38:36Z |
| 1811 |
(Phedran) "Penis, farts, and sounding; that was like, my legacy for a very long time." |
zikaeroh |
2019-05-26T22:56:51Z |
| 1812 |
"I'm just the king of butt songs." |
spythesnail |
2019-07-04T03:56:56Z |
| 1813 |
"I've never been able to have any dick adventures." |
spythesnail |
2019-08-02T01:44:26Z |
| 1814 |
"What if your dick had a hoof?" |
breon |
2019-08-26T16:19:21Z |
| 1815 |
"That's true, yeah, we shouldn't contaminate the piss. The piss is pure." |
zikaeroh |
2019-08-29T00:13:49Z |
| 1816 |
"All fuckin' people talk about cum and sex and dicks, and there isn't a higher level. There is no higher level. Cum is the peak. That's all we've got as humans. There's nowhere else to go." |
zikaeroh |
2019-09-09T18:07:59Z |
| 1817 |
"I can't wait to hatch from my piss egg." |
zikaeroh |
2019-09-09T19:51:32Z |
| 1818 |
"I can't be taller than grass." |
zikaeroh |
2019-10-07T03:24:31Z |
| 1819 |
"Do lemons cause insanity?" |
zikaeroh |
2019-10-14T03:01:13Z |
| 1820 |
"I never thought I'd enjoy being a pile of meat so much." |
zikaeroh |
2019-10-26T01:18:28Z |
| 1821 |
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to suck your grandpa." |
zikaeroh |
2019-10-31T23:47:52Z |
| 1822 |
"Acknowledge me, God! If you're real, look at my wood!" |
zikaeroh |
2020-01-09T04:03:31Z |
| 1823 |
"Listen to these fine tunes here behind me, this giant vinyl. I have the biggest record player, the world record record player, um, stare at my chair." |
zikaeroh |
2020-03-16T21:02:33Z |
| 1824 |
(Necomi) "I mean, you only put pies in a candle if you're drunk." |
zikaeroh |
2020-04-16T04:20:52Z |
| 1825 |
"Why don't you just come to my house and kick me in the dick?" |
zikaeroh |
2020-05-02T02:33:08Z |
| 1826 |
" I shouldn't have trusted the buttholes... They Lie." |
gridmonkey |
2020-08-29T04:01:30Z |
| 1827 |
"Kids are kind of... they're not even great people." |
zikaeroh |
2020-10-11T07:58:26Z |
| 1828 |
"I came from the toilet! I was born in the toilet!" |
zikaeroh |
2020-10-11T07:58:31Z |
| 1829 |
"You ever been suspicious of a baby?" |
zikaeroh |
2020-10-24T03:40:07Z |
| 1830 |
I think with teamwork we should be able to beat this baby |
gridmonkey |
2020-10-25T13:39:23Z |
| 1831 |
"Oh, that's my trash alarm, to remind me every Wednesday that I am trash." |
zikaeroh |
2020-11-05T05:27:05Z |
| 1832 |
"I was anime from birth, bitches." |
zikaeroh |
2020-11-08T02:33:15Z |
| 1833 |
the opposite problem, candor? some poop flew into your cats ass? |
0nuk3d0 |
2021-04-19T17:39:35Z |
| 1834 |
"I should be able to piss into my own veins!" |
zikaeroh |
2021-05-26T03:18:20Z |
| 1835 |
"Spit on me dad, aaaaayayayayaya I need another!" |
zikaeroh |
2021-09-28T03:52:58Z |
| 1836 |
"It's inhaling the shaft! ...I didn't expect it to then blow. " |
madmatt45 |
2022-01-07T03:30:58Z |
| 1837 |
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gridmonkey |
2022-04-30T00:53:44Z |
| 1838 |
I don't know, because I keep hitting all these bats and snakes with my stick and that's all they give is cures, cures, cures for my d and my p |
coestar |
2023-02-14T04:53:10Z |
| 1839 |
Oh no you have lungs... this is terrible news. |
gridmonkey |
2023-10-27T03:56:48Z |
| 1840 |
"Buddy, earlier, you drove to an island of men and let them fuck you." - https://clips.twitch.tv/LazyElegantSowBCWarrior-W3UVw4DYi5X-TCJV |
armoaram |
2024-03-25T03:43:12Z |