BluesMcGrooveQuotes
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1 "Quotable? Why aren't you guys quoting me?!" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
2 "I dont exactly know... OH DIAMONDS!" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
3 "Blues.exe has failed. Please restart" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
4 This game requires a lot of my concen--Fuck! 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
5 They probably hit the bottom of a pan with a...uh...stinkin' thingamabobber. Whatchamacallit...pan-pot-thing-pan-thing...I don't know what I'm trying to say, just ignore me. 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
6 "I could just stare at chests all night." 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
7 "Yes, I'll let you see my package!" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
8 "I'll stick all my things everywhere" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
9 "I have a chicken in my fuck." 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
10 "Um fuck, um fuck, um fuck, um fuck!" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
11 Woow Words 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
12 there...aim...dead...get the...fucking shit...of of the thing 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
13 You [eric1_z] and Break can both collaborate and shit... on... shit... 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
14 OW! You! Why are you spitting? 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
15 HOLY SHIT it was behind me, OH fuckin' no! Fuckin' ow. Fuck. Turn around. Isaac, Run. Christ... Jesus. Legs-B-Gone. uh-this SHIT um SHIT. Smack it smack it smack it god-damn-it feel... 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
16 "Holy shit! Fuck! NO! No no no no no no no. Jesus christ! HOOOOLY FUCKING, JESUS!" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
17 "This is the sort of game that MYEHH" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
18 "I was opening the door, you... anus. but thank you" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
19 "I don't want to go in any of these directions... so lets just head first into them HELLO BITCH! oh..." 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
20 "Pick the nose, give me the boogers, y'know what, lets just make a pair of weird nipple clamps." 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
21 "Now it's just a whack off" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
22 "you're, dead, you're dead, you sound like a cow" 2020-02-29T21:54:49Z
23 "Hey, hey buddy, I came from you" break_kah 2015-02-11T03:38:33Z
24 "Children are bastards." eric1_z 2015-02-22T21:31:30Z
25 "My dong is a pendulum." -ryuski itsoxguy3 2015-04-20T04:10:27Z
26 "I really like the D" -kaptoye xryuskix 2015-04-20T04:49:59Z
27 "I'm not how big the map is." xryuskix 2015-10-17T19:07:09Z
28 "Where's the drugs? Where's the stuff I need?" xryuskix 2015-10-31T23:28:43Z
29 "Ping the crap outta Justin, make him cum." xryuskix 2015-11-16T02:13:18Z
30 "Do you see what I'm not seeing or do you not see what I'm not seeing?" xryuskix 2016-02-07T01:53:01Z
31 "Thank you moose." xryuskix 2016-02-14T02:13:56Z
32 "I've got a type, its the pale shutins." xryuskix 2016-03-05T23:35:48Z
33 "It's always been rough if you don't know what you're doing." xryuskix 2016-05-12T04:34:08Z
34 "Life Advice From Tipsy Blues" alefnull 2016-05-21T05:48:01Z
35 "Umm... I love butt stuff?" xryuskix 2016-05-30T04:52:52Z
36 "I ain't no Papa Smurf." xryuskix 2016-06-05T05:41:00Z
37 "I like how huge it is." xryuskix 2016-06-05T05:57:14Z
38 "I can't tell which way is out and which was is in." xryuskix 2016-06-05T06:09:51Z
39 "You're afraid of boobs, what's wrong with you man?" xryuskix 2016-06-05T07:12:29Z
40 "You fucks don't shut off no fucking lights, you fucks!" xryuskix 2016-06-11T05:19:37Z
41 "If I drank every time I fucking fucked, I mean...yeah." xryuskix 2016-06-11T05:37:54Z
42 "Sneeze induced shitting is like....it." xryuskix 2016-06-13T03:52:02Z
43 "I'm a little bit looser." xryuskix 2016-06-18T05:58:02Z
44 "I got shut out last game, I'm getting shut out this game, might as well call it Shutout Blues!" eric1_z 2016-06-20T00:16:04Z
45 "Actually, that's extremely long. That's better!" xryuskix 2016-06-20T02:17:58Z
46 "I'm completely retarded." xryuskix 2016-06-21T01:57:14Z
47 "I'm just useless." xryuskix 2016-06-21T02:24:16Z
48 "That's a fucking challenge." xryuskix 2016-06-21T03:12:34Z
49 "It's all about that widow booty." xryuskix 2016-06-22T00:41:44Z
50 "its a very loving gesture of abuse" - Kaleigh eric1_z 2016-06-24T05:40:44Z
51 "See, it's stuck in his butt!" xryuskix 2016-07-03T02:14:44Z
52 "I am very very straight." xryuskix 2016-07-10T06:04:50Z
53 "Oh fuckity what?" xryuskix 2016-07-12T04:59:36Z
54 "oh yes. I can feel it coming in hard. Phrasing" eric1_z 2016-07-17T06:17:23Z
55 "Oh my god...my...I...fuck!" xryuskix 2016-08-14T06:30:47Z
56 "I am the thing that I have always been." xryuskix 2016-09-19T03:56:35Z
57 "Just down below, hit the tip." xryuskix 2016-10-19T01:35:11Z
58 "I'm a terrible human being? I know." xryuskix 2016-10-26T03:18:54Z
59 "Gotta get yourself a cheap striper" - Ryuski bluesmcgroove 2017-05-29T23:28:09Z
60 "That's a rock, not a boat." xryuskix 2017-06-03T02:54:44Z
61 "I am not above being a hoe...a lot." xryuskix 2017-10-09T20:30:13Z
62 "Walking into stuff is like my spiritual gift." xryuskix 2017-10-31T01:04:22Z
63 "Jacksepticeye is my brother from another mother" lee3335 2019-02-13T01:38:25Z
64 "it got in my mouth and i didn't know what else to do" lee3335 2019-02-13T01:48:34Z
65 "Just let me wax it, okay?" lee3335 2019-02-13T01:51:26Z
66 "I'm in the driver's rear, so..." lee3335 2019-02-19T01:01:31Z
67 "What if I wanna get wet?" lee3335 2019-03-05T00:10:13Z
68 "ohh oh god that's hard" lee3335 2019-03-05T00:58:09Z
69 "There's no wrong way to love a chocobo" - FFXV lee3335 2019-03-05T01:03:01Z
70 "*whispers* lesbians..." lee3335 2019-03-05T01:10:37Z
71 "Please don't take this the wrong way! I have friends who are.... into the same sex and things" lee3335 2019-03-05T01:15:51Z
72 “Fucking Onions!” krob1n 2019-06-25T01:05:15Z
73 "I'm a girl again, I can wear all the girls clothes!" krob1n 2019-06-29T01:12:17Z
74 I keep whackin' avidyazen 2020-05-02T22:12:17Z
75 "I do need more bigger raft, but I also need not hunger thirst." bluesmcgroove 2020-06-26T02:26:15Z
76 Oh God....I hate the shaft krob1n 2021-01-30T01:01:06Z