| 1 |
Oh look at your cute little legs! I'mm going to stab you in the belly! |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:28:02Z |
| 2 |
Oh, this is a terrible time to be a bunny. |
gridmonkey |
2016-03-09T04:25:53Z |
| 3 |
Please! Bitch! Tits! |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:29:27Z |
| 4 |
I'm so good at this! ....I hate this game. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:30:56Z |
| 5 |
I reserve the right to ignore your advice, even if it's really good. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:31:46Z |
| 6 |
Can I punch a tree? hell yeah! |
gridmonkey |
2016-03-09T04:31:03Z |
| 7 |
One punch, suck it! |
gridmonkey |
2016-03-09T04:31:36Z |
| 8 |
I'm sorry Grid did you want......... well never mind I can't think of the end of the insult |
gridmonkey |
2016-03-09T04:31:53Z |
| 9 |
I have to be stubborn for the sake of it, kind of a hallmark. |
gridmonkey |
2016-03-27T04:00:33Z |
| 10 |
It's hard to assault food but it's easy to put parts of your anatomy in it |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:33:21Z |
| 11 |
OK, we're going to pretend that the last 43 minutes never happened |
gridmonkey |
2016-10-10T00:24:45Z |
| 12 |
I would've told him to go fuck himself. |
gridmonkey |
2016-10-10T00:59:26Z |
| 13 |
I can't brain |
gridmonkey |
2016-10-10T04:28:37Z |
| 14 |
Ignore chat until better things happen |
gridmonkey |
2016-10-17T00:39:53Z |
| 15 |
All my quotes at this point are terrible... i know because i just looked at them |
gridmonkey |
2016-10-17T00:40:48Z |
| 16 |
Definitely always did that. ...sometimes. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:34:34Z |
| 17 |
OH GOD, they're on my face.. THEY'RE ON MY FACE! |
gridmonkey |
2016-10-19T00:57:11Z |
| 18 |
Coffee is very difficult to clean out of deadpool's crevasses |
gridmonkey |
2016-12-31T02:01:29Z |
| 19 |
welcome to the stream! ...aw shit. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:35:38Z |
| 20 |
Oh... he looks so innocent, and I'm going to DESTROY him |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:36:11Z |
| 21 |
Today is just such a bad verbal diarrhea day |
gridmonkey |
2017-04-28T04:54:32Z |
| 22 |
I'm just so distracted by all the booty spanking |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:36:36Z |
| 23 |
We've literally looked up the monkey's asshole; where else could we have to look right now? |
ehoey08 |
2017-05-01T01:18:41Z |
| 24 |
I'm not learning, I haven't learned, I don't know what true suffering is |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:37:44Z |
| 25 |
Link, why do you have to be so extra? |
gridmonkey |
2017-05-13T03:30:26Z |
| 26 |
I really liked getting eaten the first time, I wanted to do it again |
gridmonkey |
2017-05-17T23:48:32Z |
| 27 |
oh, i get it..OH I get it... OH OH I GET IT! |
gridmonkey |
2017-05-23T01:15:45Z |
| 28 |
These people don't want cats AHHH SPIDERS!!!! |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:38:37Z |
| 29 |
Ah fuck I'm hitting myself. |
gridmonkey |
2017-05-28T04:24:49Z |
| 30 |
I don't want to tilt any balls with Tingle |
gridmonkey |
2017-06-05T01:45:18Z |
| 31 |
Say hello to my little... uh-oh... -Grid |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:39:22Z |
| 32 |
I love just standing here and throwing shit |
gridmonkey |
2017-07-13T01:54:55Z |
| 33 |
God I love punching these dudes in the face...AHHH sh¡t he punched me in the face!!! |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:40:24Z |
| 34 |
I was trying to say something clever, but let's be real. |
gridmonkey |
2017-08-15T23:05:35Z |
| 35 |
AHA, I was right.. being right is my favorite hobby |
gridmonkey |
2017-08-18T00:35:10Z |
| 36 |
Invisibility cannot save you from the void |
gridmonkey |
2017-10-01T01:50:49Z |
| 37 |
"look at how much we have this" *dies* |
gridmonkey |
2017-10-07T01:54:48Z |
| 38 |
I wish dead stuff was purple |
gridmonkey |
2017-10-24T02:17:31Z |
| 39 |
in my defense I was thinking about pizza |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:41:05Z |
| 40 |
Oh cool, another sky anus! |
gridmonkey |
2017-11-02T03:34:35Z |
| 41 |
I really hope this whole country burns |
gridmonkey |
2017-11-02T05:33:20Z |
| 42 |
Sometimes the words leave my mouth and I wish they didn't. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:41:55Z |
| 43 |
I don't know when the sky anus quote will be applicable but it is not applicable. |
gridmonkey |
2017-11-21T04:27:58Z |
| 44 |
Thanks for being supportive as i killed myself on the spikes -singingstressbaker |
gridmonkey |
2017-11-25T23:30:42Z |
| 45 |
Oh I'm so excited to get up in this hole. |
gridmonkey |
2017-12-06T03:51:23Z |
| 46 |
I'll drown before i take a spider to the face. |
gridmonkey |
2017-12-16T02:28:34Z |
| 47 |
fuck this game!! fuck this game!! dammit I still need to be a pumpkin!! |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:42:49Z |
| 48 |
Maybe she wasn't clever for 6 months - thesingingstressbaker |
gridmonkey |
2018-01-09T00:41:39Z |
| 49 |
That's how you keep from getting older, feed your cake blood |
gridmonkey |
2018-01-12T01:16:58Z |
| 50 |
Oh yeah! Give me that sweet, sweet, beef! |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:44:39Z |
| 51 |
I don't know what i thought was going to happen. |
gridmonkey |
2018-01-28T00:57:35Z |
| 52 |
The only thing I hate about this game is that it's way too easy to slide right back into that crack. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:45:20Z |
| 53 |
Get in the hole! Get in the hole! Do it! |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:45:40Z |
| 54 |
"The bottom is my favorite place, there are so many possibilities!" |
ironclark |
2018-02-16T01:17:39Z |
| 55 |
"You can't even touch me. Real hard." |
ironclark |
2018-02-17T01:57:25Z |
| 56 |
"This one's so hard to see because it's so big" |
ironclark |
2018-02-17T02:00:39Z |
| 57 |
"I'm a unique weasel, buuuuddddy!" |
ironclark |
2018-02-17T02:18:38Z |
| 58 |
[REDACTED] Please seek professional help. |
gridmonkey |
2018-08-09T13:47:03Z |
| 59 |
"We are popping this cherry alright." |
ironclark |
2018-02-23T01:11:40Z |
| 60 |
"I really do love the penis rocks" |
ironclark |
2018-02-23T02:01:05Z |
| 61 |
"I want to go in his...his deally here" |
ironclark |
2018-02-24T23:20:29Z |
| 62 |
"Who knew getting shit on would feel so good" |
ironclark |
2018-02-25T01:16:19Z |
| 63 |
"I'm brilliant" |
ironclark |
2018-02-25T01:22:14Z |
| 64 |
"Oh you're cute, oh fuck you!" |
ironclark |
2018-02-25T03:08:47Z |
| 65 |
"Fuck you not a secret!!" |
ironclark |
2018-02-25T04:17:34Z |
| 66 |
Imma get your butt |
gridmonkey |
2018-02-25T04:33:24Z |
| 67 |
"Who's taint are we tickling now?" |
ironclark |
2018-03-01T00:55:21Z |
| 68 |
"We will be the Dampest Twitch stream..." |
ironclark |
2018-03-04T00:16:36Z |
| 69 |
"You are a wonderful pile of human trash" |
ironclark |
2018-03-06T23:53:43Z |
| 70 |
"I LOVE tentacles!" |
ironclark |
2018-03-08T01:06:31Z |
| 71 |
"Oh I want to kill a goat." |
ironclark |
2018-03-11T01:30:55Z |
| 72 |
"Name him Grid? No I dont want to get bucked off all the time!" |
ironclark |
2018-03-11T02:05:57Z |
| 73 |
"I have never forgotten anything!" |
ironclark |
2018-03-14T00:51:30Z |
| 74 |
All I wanted to do was take off my clothes and talk to people, and then it made me feel things |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:49:05Z |
| 75 |
"Oh my god, this is like my first time seeing the Ender Dragon! It so long....and wiggly!" |
ironclark |
2018-03-14T23:58:41Z |
| 76 |
"Looks like a weird forest butthole..." |
ironclark |
2018-03-16T00:34:09Z |
| 77 |
"Eat me, frog! Eat me!" |
ironclark |
2018-03-17T00:12:17Z |
| 78 |
"You can't be the chat that just shouts PENIS!" |
ironclark |
2018-03-19T23:06:53Z |
| 79 |
"We will probably have to find something to shove in THAT hole." |
ironclark |
2018-03-20T00:16:13Z |
| 80 |
"I am so glad we have top quality butt plugs...." |
ironclark |
2018-03-20T01:01:10Z |
| 81 |
"Its so hard because its so big...." |
ironclark |
2018-03-20T01:23:48Z |
| 82 |
"I am actually not having internet problems for the first time in my life!" |
ironclark |
2018-03-25T00:53:56Z |
| 83 |
I just want to do a murder, come on. |
gridmonkey |
2018-04-07T23:53:06Z |
| 84 |
"We are just fucking these sheep." |
ironclark |
2018-04-15T23:33:47Z |
| 85 |
IAMSarahSaysSo: no ok dude fuck you??? in the future dont fucking four stack as hanzo genji artanis and lost vikings????? and expect a qm rando healer tobe abelt o hadn le your bullshit?????? ... oh shit .... thats uh thats in the wrong window. |
gridmonkey |
2018-04-16T00:46:00Z |
| 86 |
"Just open up out sister and store things inside her chest cavity" |
ironclark |
2018-04-19T00:02:34Z |
| 87 |
"It's good for my hair, that Kappa shower" |
ironclark |
2018-04-21T00:13:22Z |
| 88 |
"I feel like a rooster. And these are all my weird little ducklings" |
ironclark |
2018-04-21T01:33:38Z |
| 89 |
"Oh yeah, we are going to stuff that shit right into that octopus, oh yeah...oh yeah...feels good man, feels good!" |
ironclark |
2018-05-02T22:48:47Z |
| 90 |
BRAIN HANDS |
alatusk |
2018-05-11T05:04:40Z |
| 91 |
When you find food you gotta make out. |
gridmonkey |
2018-05-17T02:51:58Z |
| 92 |
Welcome to the Alatus word diarrhea stream |
gridmonkey |
2018-05-17T02:52:50Z |
| 93 |
Don't suck on the pigs! |
gridmonkey |
2018-05-17T03:35:49Z |
| 94 |
In defense of fan fiction.... i have nothing to say. |
gridmonkey |
2018-05-18T23:48:09Z |
| 95 |
I dont know what we need that for so I'll shove it in that hole right there. |
gridmonkey |
2018-05-19T00:51:54Z |
| 96 |
"Also Ohio sucks" |
ironclark |
2018-05-20T19:48:19Z |
| 97 |
"This is a safe sex stream....oh god dont say that..." |
ironclark |
2018-05-24T23:38:16Z |
| 98 |
i see you've enjoyed my porn chunk - IAMSarahSaysSo |
gridmonkey |
2018-05-26T02:30:25Z |
| 99 |
I don't understand why you wont let me fuck up your sinuses |
gridmonkey |
2018-05-30T03:21:42Z |
| 100 |
"What is touching me? What keeps coming up behind me and poking me in the ass with a sharp knife!?" |
ironclark |
2018-06-05T00:58:44Z |
| 101 |
Ahhh that was a lot of missiles. Stop doing that.... Ok, maybe do it a little.. |
gridmonkey |
2018-06-08T23:32:56Z |
| 102 |
"I cant read." |
ironclark |
2018-06-11T22:50:37Z |
| 103 |
“My siren call is irresistible. *whale mating call* That was my siren call” |
ironclark |
2018-06-12T00:13:43Z |
| 104 |
"If my tongue can't tell me, I don't need to know!" |
ironclark |
2018-06-13T00:56:34Z |
| 105 |
"This game has put its dick in my desktop!" |
ironclark |
2018-06-14T00:37:32Z |
| 106 |
"I'm a plaid wearing biker bitch!" |
ironclark |
2018-06-14T23:02:17Z |
| 107 |
"The last time I was in your car, we went like 400 degrees...speed...miles per hour!" |
ironclark |
2018-06-21T01:01:55Z |
| 108 |
"Okay, lets put CrissAngel in a box for a little while..." |
ironclark |
2018-06-27T01:06:19Z |
| 109 |
"My mouth looks like a unicorn's butthole and I've never been happier in my life." |
metalmongrel |
2018-06-27T01:16:53Z |
| 110 |
"Xeno! I don't need your butthole man!" |
ironclark |
2018-06-28T01:24:48Z |
| 111 |
This is extra strength, 800 milligram BULLSHIT |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:53:26Z |
| 112 |
"Now we have a normal Human Voltorb" |
ironclark |
2018-07-01T00:14:41Z |
| 113 |
"GOD DAMMIT, SON OF A MOTHER FUCKER, GAAAAAAAAH" |
ironclark |
2018-07-01T00:25:10Z |
| 114 |
"Marshmallows and dreams? Is that what they are calling bullshit now a days?" |
ironclark |
2018-07-05T01:36:00Z |
| 115 |
"I only know one word in sign language, and its vagina." |
ironclark |
2018-07-10T00:53:25Z |
| 116 |
What is this? hurty tetris, i wanna touch it...i shouldn't touch it |
gridmonkey |
2018-07-17T00:19:45Z |
| 117 |
“Thank you Lord Pewdiepie..[shudders] even saying that out loud hurts” |
ironclark |
2018-07-19T23:05:19Z |
| 118 |
“Oh yeah, circle jerk is my favorite move too, yeah” |
ironclark |
2018-07-20T00:28:20Z |
| 119 |
Stop trying to confuse my spider! |
metalmongrel |
2018-07-20T23:07:16Z |
| 120 |
Aim your thingy at the screen - singingstressbaker |
gridmonkey |
2018-07-29T00:50:52Z |
| 121 |
"Cyphers are gun" -GridMonkey |
metalmongrel |
2018-07-30T01:35:14Z |
| 122 |
"I can't name that Pokemon Jafar because it's dead. I killed it." |
metalmongrel |
2018-08-03T01:03:16Z |
| 123 |
"I was so distracted by buttholes, I'm just...oh well" |
ironclark |
2018-08-08T00:27:24Z |
| 124 |
"I need your flesh to make money!" |
metalmongrel |
2018-08-09T01:25:08Z |
| 125 |
"Taking advantage of your corpse!" |
metalmongrel |
2018-08-09T02:28:34Z |
| 126 |
"Oh come on! Quit shitting your coins all over the spikes! I have places to be and spikes arent one of them!" |
ironclark |
2018-08-14T23:51:07Z |
| 127 |
"They just showed us a legendary asshole" |
ironclark |
2018-08-15T23:27:16Z |
| 128 |
"Puumba, you gotta start hakuna-ing some tatas." |
metalmongrel |
2018-08-16T23:51:58Z |
| 129 |
"I dont remember saying that quote." |
metalmongrel |
2018-08-16T23:52:55Z |
| 130 |
""Oh its huge!" Grid says over my shoulder" |
ironclark |
2018-08-30T23:49:28Z |
| 131 |
"I still have several birds so I'm okay." |
metalmongrel |
2018-08-30T23:54:00Z |
| 132 |
"I wish I could just fart on command" |
ironclark |
2018-08-31T00:10:25Z |
| 133 |
"The toilet is in our hearts, Sarah." |
metalmongrel |
2018-08-31T01:55:19Z |
| 134 |
"Come on, patients! Doctor Alatus is here, take ya pants off!" |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-01T02:46:33Z |
| 135 |
"Is there some way...I can make the camera...less attached to our ass" |
ironclark |
2018-09-03T23:18:52Z |
| 136 |
"Full restore my ass" |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-04T02:26:43Z |
| 137 |
"Stop confusing my orbs" |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-04T02:50:31Z |
| 138 |
"Aw man, meat shits are the worst" |
ironclark |
2018-09-06T22:32:48Z |
| 139 |
"I like this cup, it keeps the coffee hot so long... GODDAMN IT IT'S SO HOT" |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-08T22:52:54Z |
| 140 |
"'Awoooo,' fucking ghosts. Thinking they know ghost shit." |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-09T00:09:08Z |
| 141 |
"STOP CONFUSING MY PLANTS" |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-10T01:52:36Z |
| 142 |
Ala: "How do I get rid of this?" Grid: "You can't. It's a mountain." |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-14T23:53:30Z |
| 143 |
"He just sits there and laughs now like, 'FISH LOL'" |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-16T00:30:47Z |
| 144 |
"Suck it Mr.Mime!" |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-17T01:45:19Z |
| 145 |
Equal Opportunity Boob Jokes |
iamsarahsaysso |
2018-09-18T00:11:14Z |
| 146 |
“I see my face and go “Wow! who’s that bitch? She ugly!” Don’t look at me Grid.” |
ironclark |
2018-09-23T23:19:54Z |
| 147 |
Call the Airforce and tell them tanks need turn signals |
gridmonkey |
2018-09-23T23:48:38Z |
| 148 |
“I never thought about Pokémon Go from the perspective of a pedophile” |
ironclark |
2018-09-24T00:45:57Z |
| 149 |
That came out wrong |
gridmonkey |
2018-09-24T23:20:24Z |
| 150 |
"I'll just look you right in the ass and eat ice cream." |
metalmongrel |
2018-09-27T00:48:58Z |
| 151 |
Oh god oh god he's eating my foot..oh god...*kick's head off* oh nice! |
gridmonkey |
2018-10-01T22:59:11Z |
| 152 |
"Fuck you straight to heck!" |
metalmongrel |
2018-10-04T00:20:40Z |
| 153 |
"All of you putting an end to the scourge of Iron-FUCK- IronClark" |
ironclark |
2018-10-07T00:00:23Z |
| 154 |
"I dont think you just go yank yank yank and it purrs." |
metalmongrel |
2018-10-09T23:17:14Z |
| 155 |
8 year old Alatus was a furry, dont fuck with me |
alatusk |
2018-11-14T00:47:08Z |
| 156 |
When you're inside it, it is distracted. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:57:20Z |
| 157 |
We haven't been able to do things here by accident, we've barely been able to do things on purpose. |
gridmonkey |
2019-01-08T04:01:03Z |
| 158 |
AlatusK, we suck like we always used to but now we suck with crystal clear audio and sharp video. Come check us out |
gridmonkey |
2019-02-27T03:53:23Z |
| 159 |
" whoa, im going to be bad at this " *instantly dies* |
gridmonkey |
2019-04-01T23:31:02Z |
| 160 |
"I'm doing so -OW" |
ironclark |
2019-04-04T00:28:38Z |
| 161 |
Thanks, i hate it! |
gridmonkey |
2019-04-19T00:11:26Z |
| 162 |
Everybody's gonna laugh at me because I got sucked on by a butt hole with teeth again! |
gridmonkey |
2019-11-24T22:54:44Z |
| 163 |
NO! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOURSELF! FUCK YOUR WHOR–GODDAMN SONOFA! MOTHERF– |
gridmonkey |
2019-11-24T22:56:00Z |
| 164 |
This is Zelda, I'm assuming if it has eyes you gotta put things in them. |
gridmonkey |
2019-11-24T22:58:16Z |
| 165 |
TADA! it's a PARAMETER! |
gridmonkey |
2019-11-25T01:24:52Z |
| 166 |
"I thought you had to play him a tune not just take your stick out in front of him" |
gridmonkey |
2019-11-29T02:41:12Z |
| 167 |
So many games but I am only one noodle. |
alatus |
2019-12-02T05:10:51Z |
| 168 |
I'm just really resentful when I'm not immediately perfect |
gridmonkey |
2019-12-13T01:27:04Z |
| 169 |
POOCHY!! What the FUCK! |
gridmonkey |
2019-12-13T01:29:28Z |
| 170 |
Everything hurts |
karyotype |
2019-12-14T02:02:38Z |
| 171 |
These... can't be that complicated. |
gridmonkey |
2019-12-31T00:02:27Z |
| 172 |
Just kidding, this is complicated. |
gridmonkey |
2019-12-31T00:02:55Z |
| 173 |
Ok, so I think I have a solid handle on this mechanic... *brain shorts out* |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:58:33Z |
| 174 |
I'm lost and i hate myself |
gridmonkey |
2020-01-03T01:38:01Z |
| 175 |
They are really making me learn new things, and I hate it. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:58:56Z |
| 176 |
GIVE ME MY TURKEY.....FUCK YOU!!!!!! |
gridmonkey |
2020-02-17T01:23:19Z |
| 177 |
If they wanted me...NO god noooo oh god no oh fuck oh god oh no... if they wanted me not to jump in the void it should have a sign like this... |
gridmonkey |
2020-02-23T23:58:12Z |
| 178 |
I knew I shouldn't have come back to streaming if I was going to be this persecuted |
alatus |
2020-11-26T03:59:27Z |
| 179 |
It's just like an angel shit in your mouth |
karyotype |
2020-03-17T23:17:56Z |
| 180 |
Invite your grandma.....fuuuuuck... |
gridmonkey |
2020-03-19T22:53:49Z |
| 181 |
"I'm too bouncy, how do i stop bouncing?!?" - Baker |
gridmonkey |
2020-03-22T22:27:04Z |
| 182 |
That came really fast and took a lot of hits. |
gridmonkey |
2020-05-04T23:53:18Z |
| 183 |
People go through this on fists only, I am sure |
gridmonkey |
2020-05-04T23:56:28Z |
| 184 |
I bet that will feel good, on my fleshy human bits |
ladyhumbug |
2020-05-04T23:59:12Z |
| 185 |
I also know that I left a nice puddle of my own juices up there |
ladyhumbug |
2020-05-13T23:15:20Z |
| 186 |
Can i just say... SHIT! |
gridmonkey |
2020-05-17T22:39:17Z |
| 187 |
Mr. Rogers is an asshole. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T04:00:06Z |
| 188 |
*Insane Cackling* |
karyotype |
2020-06-03T23:45:06Z |
| 189 |
How many feet can I fit in a terabyte? |
karyotype |
2020-06-10T17:02:37Z |
| 190 |
Don't make me explain to you how chicken sex works! |
gridmonkey |
2020-06-11T01:44:49Z |
| 191 |
"Everyone have bad times! This is a bad time channel!" - Alatus |
boxyblue |
2020-06-13T22:12:15Z |
| 192 |
"I really wanna ride this halberd" |
ladyhumbug |
2020-07-01T00:55:46Z |
| 193 |
"I guess we have to buy the luchador..." |
ladyhumbug |
2020-07-01T14:16:24Z |
| 194 |
I was distracted by your friendship! |
alatus |
2020-11-26T04:00:44Z |
| 195 |
"Ooh look at me I'm Alatus I live in New England and eat things like Sheets and Dandies! Muwaph-uwaph-uwaph!" - Some yankee probably |
boxyblue |
2020-07-15T00:21:09Z |
| 196 |
Why didn't it jump that time?? i pushed the button that does jumping..i pushhhed der br derrr |
gridmonkey |
2020-08-11T00:32:50Z |
| 197 |
"daddy yes" |
ladyhumbug |
2020-08-19T01:56:27Z |
| 198 |
"I have to stop deciding I can take more than one at a time" |
gridmonkey |
2020-08-21T01:22:35Z |
| 199 |
I keep forgetting to flash the whole area |
gridmonkey |
2020-10-04T22:08:38Z |
| 200 |
"That butthole shot was explosive" |
gridmonkey |
2020-11-05T01:09:50Z |
| 201 |
"Oh, I just killed a rat. How Sad" |
ladyhumbug |
2020-11-06T00:56:24Z |
| 202 |
Sometimes a lady needs 3 more inches |
karyotype |
2020-11-11T23:55:38Z |
| 203 |
I hope he's doing ok, he's got a kid. |
gridmonkey |
2020-11-23T02:22:57Z |
| 204 |
Ya know, sometimes... It's just butts. |
alatus |
2020-11-26T04:01:34Z |
| 205 |
They're not necessarily nonsensical, they're just about zombie-fucking, that's all! |
gridmonkey |
2021-02-18T20:21:50Z |
| 206 |
Look Grid, i have only two hands, and so many dreams. |
gridmonkey |
2021-03-11T16:34:42Z |
| 207 |
"I wanna get 'plunging attack' tattooed on my ass." |
davarice |
2021-04-27T23:40:42Z |
| 208 |
My son is pounding the beaver. |
alatus |
2021-05-23T23:20:24Z |
| 209 |
"Don't start with me Grid, just shut up and get my tacos" - Ala 2021 |
boxyblue |
2021-09-09T02:47:41Z |
| 210 |
well at least we get money murdering the children |
alatus |
2021-10-09T01:09:35Z |
| 211 |
EposVox: Metroid is miserable if you’re not wanting to specifically play Metroid. |
gridmonkey |
2021-12-13T00:48:53Z |
| 212 |
If this gets stuck in the wrong hole, it's gonna burn a little |
lord_ebon |
2022-02-27T21:15:59Z |
| 213 |
Poop! oh thank god I've got poop. |
gridmonkey |
2022-04-09T23:17:20Z |
| 214 |
The stick is so sensitive |
lord_ebon |
2022-04-18T02:10:14Z |
| 215 |
"I feel good at the game again" (jumps into a death pit) |
davarice |
2022-05-09T23:55:17Z |
| 216 |
I do love baiting creepers. |
gridmonkey |
2022-06-02T01:36:19Z |
| 217 |
I like it when he tries to spit on me |
lord_ebon |
2022-08-05T00:15:00Z |
| 218 |
Maybe I don't want you people remembering what I say |
lord_ebon |
2022-08-23T01:50:58Z |
| 219 |
Why can I go deep? and I hate it. |
ladyhumbug |
2022-10-05T22:55:30Z |
| 220 |
Take the baby elephant; that seems good |
gridmonkey |
2023-02-16T00:47:09Z |
| 221 |
Oh no, am I a furry? What happens if I'm a furry? |
lord_ebon |
2023-03-09T23:58:26Z |
| 222 |
My whole purpose is to slam through this game like a hammer through cheese |
lord_ebon |
2023-03-29T00:41:56Z |
| 223 |
i've never died in my life |
gridmonkey |
2023-03-30T23:52:08Z |
| 224 |
I really dont wanna be involved with any of these bat ladies |
lord_ebon |
2023-04-12T00:04:27Z |
| 225 |
I love watching other people die |
lord_ebon |
2023-04-28T00:11:03Z |
| 226 |
Look how tight that stick is - fuck yeah! |
lord_ebon |
2023-04-29T20:28:30Z |
| 227 |
Now I just want to hang out in the poison swamp |
lord_ebon |
2023-05-03T01:35:33Z |
| 228 |
Every time you pull out is an opportunity to try again |
lord_ebon |
2023-06-17T00:21:49Z |
| 229 |
Ignore what they tell you and just touch everyone |
lord_ebon |
2023-06-22T00:14:53Z |
| 230 |
This is because Xeno is a cuddle slut |
lord_ebon |
2023-06-30T00:06:14Z |
| 231 |
Oh, I've gotta shit something into your mouth, don't I? |
lord_ebon |
2023-07-15T22:25:08Z |
| 232 |
I think stabbing people right up the anus is right and good actually |
lord_ebon |
2023-07-25T23:06:29Z |
| 233 |
stop eating my horse! |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-04T00:26:17Z |
| 234 |
why did not you hit the fucking--goddamn |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-04T00:29:47Z |
| 235 |
... Why is my face so hot |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-04T00:30:07Z |
| 236 |
I guess if I see something on the news about the chopstick killer I'll have a good idea who it is |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-04T00:30:36Z |
| 237 |
It's been so long since I've touched a banana. |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-04T00:32:36Z |
| 238 |
Nice! Oh wait, that wasn't it. |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-04T00:33:18Z |
| 239 |
nooo! mein hamster! they look so happy, those stupid onions look so happy, when they're not trying to rip you away from your BFF. stop beeping at me. |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-04T00:35:00Z |
| 240 |
This is bettering you? I'm sorry, you must be pretty fucked up. |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-12T23:12:43Z |
| 241 |
How dare you put a frozen reference in my Elden Ring |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-17T23:54:18Z |
| 242 |
"Dammit, I have to stop taking off my clothes" |
davarice |
2023-08-23T00:19:18Z |
| 243 |
"She also didnt put the fucking nuts on the face" |
davarice |
2023-08-24T23:15:31Z |
| 244 |
Maybe grid's a bottom, you don't know that? |
lord_ebon |
2023-08-24T23:54:19Z |
| 245 |
I know I was wearing someone's pants |
lord_ebon |
2023-10-03T22:55:19Z |
| 246 |
I was very well versed in werewolf porn |
lord_ebon |
2023-10-03T22:55:56Z |
| 247 |
Grid inspires me to be a better person. It doesn't accomplish much, but... |
lord_ebon |
2023-10-09T16:46:41Z |
| 249 |
My SECRETARY uses a CHROMEBOOK. UGH. |
lord_ebon |
2023-11-09T00:22:58Z |
| 250 |
Can you *not* Tokyo Drift into my ass, please? |
lord_ebon |
2023-11-09T00:23:25Z |
| 251 |
This like whole room of succin and fuccin right now - she says while playing Kirby |
lord_ebon |
2023-11-14T00:10:29Z |
| 252 |
"I am too old" |
boxyblue |
2023-11-16T00:44:24Z |
| 253 |
I'm positing just they're called dragons because they're draggin that sack |
lord_ebon |
2023-11-22T02:14:06Z |
| 254 |
I think in my dream I should be allowed to have genitals |
lord_ebon |
2024-01-04T02:47:11Z |
| 255 |
Is there anything down here you guys want me to look at? |
alatus |
2024-01-21T17:07:16Z |
| 256 |
there is no sausage in my life |
alatus |
2024-01-21T17:07:33Z |
| 257 |
I am too old |
alatus |
2024-01-21T17:07:45Z |
| 258 |
I'm gonna kill you and take your clothes |
alatus |
2024-01-21T17:08:03Z |
| 259 |
I do enjoy the suffering |
alatus |
2024-01-21T17:08:20Z |
| 260 |
<message deleted> -ctho |
alatus |
2024-01-21T17:08:48Z |
| 261 |
I like that there's wide and thick" - Alatus 2024 |
gridmonkey |
2024-03-23T01:13:34Z |
| 262 |
Don't worry, it's floppy. Look at that limp shit, yeah |
lord_ebon |
2024-04-03T23:19:20Z |
| 263 |
Maximum Fish, that's what I'm going to request everyone call me from now on |
lord_ebon |
2024-04-09T01:19:55Z |
| 264 |
Get sloppy on the knob of capitalism... I want that on booty shorts too |
lord_ebon |
2024-06-03T22:41:40Z |
| 265 |
I ate all my moth balls |
lord_ebon |
2024-06-20T23:08:37Z |
| 266 |
I kinda like the crotchless... the crotchless leather pants feel |
lord_ebon |
2024-07-23T22:48:51Z |
| 267 |
oh shit, we get to go down to finger town |
lord_ebon |
2024-08-08T01:00:19Z |
| 268 |
I was confused, I didn't know how to crank it guys |
lord_ebon |
2024-08-08T01:01:25Z |
| 269 |
First of all, don't patronize me, you're a water bottle |
lord_ebon |
2024-08-23T00:12:47Z |
| 270 |
are you referencing the porn anime where they all turn into fighter jets? |
lord_ebon |
2024-09-14T22:02:45Z |